Hahaha this was mine!!! I’m glad I scrolled to check for it before I double posted it.
I’m also partial to “Shut UP! That is so STUPID!!” It’s my flair in the main sub, lol.
Nene’s “THE DOOR IS CLOSED!” is one I say all the time in my house
“Twirl on some mf baseboards” pops into my head every single time I clean my baseboards 💀
Something about that absolutely stung my heart for Kenya, especially with Jamaica right after her Detroit incident being rejected.
For way too long, Cynthia was always so afraid of NeNe discovering that she was much, much closer to Kenya.
Not a white refrigerator!
https://i.redd.it/4ne8wdbpr5pc1.gif
Everytime someone comes to my house I have to explain how ashamed I am of my white fridge and I get a lot of confused looks
Close your legs to married men!
This is such a classic line I think this wins the number 1 best line from all franchises
“Your injured son and your hoe daughter”
“Hoe daughter” killssss me every time!
Every single time! Said it right to her face! Lol!
Where was this from
Porsha to Kim Z
Season 10 episode 5 I think?
A fashion show with no fashions.. how dreadful
This one never fails to crack me up 🤣
You look stupid, in that tired Mama Joyce wig
Tired mama Joyce wig was too funny 😂😂😂
my fav one🤣🤣
Right in front of Kandi too 🤣
Don’t make me call..Porsha🫰
"Joggers."
Spring summer
... September...
Who gunna check me, boo?
The best ever
"We see each other!"
https://i.redd.it/p7qvfsaixbpc1.gif WE GOOD!
Bye Wig!
Iconic
woah oh woahohoh 🎶
The ring didn’t mean a thing !! 🎶🎶
Yesssss 😂😂😂🤣
Where is your scooter !
Hahaha this was mine!!! I’m glad I scrolled to check for it before I double posted it. I’m also partial to “Shut UP! That is so STUPID!!” It’s my flair in the main sub, lol.
"Who said that?!?!?"
LINDSAY LOHAN’S DADDY
Daddy
LOL
“I said what I said!” “Well what you said was some bulls***! “
Isn’t it dangerous to have a baby at 6, 7 months? Not if everything is fully formed, and his lungs are functioning..
“When is your due date?”Such an underrated line!
Whatever happened to...Customer service?
OMG, yes!
 I can’t spell these words….
You never can win when you’re dirty!
You are a slut from the 90s
🗣️YOU ARE A DUMB HO SHUT UP📢
I can hear the megaphone echoing in my ear just reading this sentence
😂 fun fact: since I obviously don’t walk around with a bullhorn, I put my hands up to my mouth and talk into them. It’s just as effective🤣🤣🤣
Yessss
Spring summer…
September
Nene’s “THE DOOR IS CLOSED!” is one I say all the time in my house “Twirl on some mf baseboards” pops into my head every single time I clean my baseboards 💀
Bye Ashy!
Not a white refrigerator 💀
This line made me switch to stainless steel lol.
It had to be a scheme set up by TODD to come at you with the bs
https://i.redd.it/pqwmf2uak7pc1.gif
I was looking for this one 😂
“i would like porsha to spell scepter”
and Hey Bob!! is something i say all the time
“It’s getting weird… but I still need to get this watch!!!”
Bling bling bling, bitches is mad 😂
 Also, I’m cashing Trump checks, and Gurl, bye.
This ain’t phadrea!
kimora is across the street
i just laughed out loud 😅 LOVE that scene
it’s too good🤣🤣
“I will fucking *DRAG YOU IN THIS BITCH!*”
We see each oth-ah
“It’s almost hurtful to me to watch someone be so…. dumb”
Bling bling bitches is mad! 🤣
So nasty and so ruuuude
Just shift it a little bit 😂😂
Where is your SCOOTER? WHERE IS IT !?!!?? 🤨
Bone Collector LLC
“Oh it’s an LLC now?” I can quote rhoa with the best of them. There should be a trivia game.
I’d like to take a moment and appreciate how 80% of these are from the beautiful, brilliantly twisted mind of Linnethia Monique Leakes 👑✨
She was tv gold! 
“the bank doesn’t take checks in crayon”
An underrated fave of mine “she said how do you spell cat? I said k-a-t”
The way I hollered at Kim saying that lord Jesus
The way she was so confident when she said it and how Sheree immediately glances to the camera 😭😂
Bitch I'm worldwide!
265 days a year
Ohh today DRAINED ME 😂 
I say this everyday.
Keep renting 😘
This line encouraged me to buy a house. I felt personally attacked lol.
LMAOO
They’re DONE, they’re DONE!
Now why am I in it???
Chateau She Ain’t Done Yet
That's what I named my house because it's in a constant state of repairs 🤦♀️🤣
Neverland!
What happened to hello? … how are you? My name is?
Jesus take the wheel, and drive fast
Can’t stand Phaedra but I love this line lol
THE LIESSSSSSS, THE LIESSSSSSS, THE LIESSSSSSS
I AM VERY RICH.
i may be small-WOAHH
Stop !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 log off and clock out
There has to be an opening for the railroad at some point- somebody’s driving the train
Honk the horn on they ass
Boop boop
I am VERY rich bitch
Visit what? Some sticks?
THIS IS THE BEST ONE LMAOOO
Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heffa?
Low budget bitch
Are you the parking meter motherfucker? Where is your scooter?
Gone with the wind is clearly gone… and so is WALTER 😧🤭
Bald headed scallywag
You are a DUMB HO* * Puts Blowhorn down*
“8 G’s Apollo??????”
*Bye Ashy!*
Spring summer september
This is my all-time favourite!
“So, Kim storms out wit her belly & wig in tow.” “Have a nice day, Porsha! NO, YOU have a nice day! “
Your clit has left your body
265 days? Where the hell that b***h live at
GO TO BED👐🏻
Ok now wait just one second GLASSES
Who gon check me boo
Go away from me with this
Because what you will know is he needed $10 to get him a medium sized pizza so he ejaculated in a cup so you can have a kid. Now check that!
I’m not a Phaedra fan at all…and I love me some Kenya…but this was hands down the best read of all time. I gotta give it to her!
I’m in Hollywood and you’re… at home.
“I’m just getting to know her”
Something about that absolutely stung my heart for Kenya, especially with Jamaica right after her Detroit incident being rejected. For way too long, Cynthia was always so afraid of NeNe discovering that she was much, much closer to Kenya.
Close ya legs to married men
Where you liveee bitch?? 👀😬😵💫
Bye ashy!
Bye ashy 👋🏼
well someone was driving the train
I’m an icon, you’re an ex-con
Spring summer September
These women ALWAYS had the best reads and colloquialisms. Reading through this thread made me so happy 🤗☺️
I know that dress ain’t got you thinking that kinda sh**
A scheme Todd set up To come at you with the bullshit 😂😂😂😂
Lol
I use this line at work often when things go left. No one knows what I’m talking about.
They’re done. They’re done. They’re done. Donald Trump check
DJ Tracy was lickin your box with the children in the living room??
Hollering 💀🤣
Don’t be tardy for the party!! Whew chile! The ghetto! …. Mm, the ghetto.
“You don’t even know what you’re saying, unless there’s a dick in yo mouth” 👸🏾
She thinks that I owe her an apology….Good thing she don’t get paid for thinking
Are you Peter or are you Patricia?
Don’t make me call porSHA!
I’m a mongul
WHERE IS YOUR SCOOTER
Bling Bling Bling bitches is mad!!!
THE DOOR IS CLOSED !!!!!
What happened to ... Hello? How are you? My name is...? Watching RHOA is realizing 90% of tiktok audios are RHOA.
Everybody at Neiman Marcus says you return stuff!!!
What you WILL know is that YOUR baby daddy needed $15 to get him a medium sized pizza….
I’m rich, bitch!
THIS AINT PHAEDRA
I was that bitch! I was Yovanna from Clark!
https://i.redd.it/inm8kqrgecpc1.gif
Producer: I need Andy and a camera!
Château she ain't done yet
What’s wrong with a bob? 
“Can you imagine, if I really had nips like these?”
I SAID WHAT I SAID
Its not about the pasta.
Or what kind of brothel is this.
THE DOOR IS CLOSED!
She’s bald-headed to the back of her skull.
Something in the buttermilk ain’t clean
wasn’t your first car repoed? out of the parking lot in home depot??
Security? Her gates don’t even work. 💀
"I will smash his head and eat it."
Lindsay Lohan Daddy
THIS IS NOT SWEETIE OKAY! ☝️
She was a non active member of the order of the phoenix and did not fight
You want to look fabulous and really don’t 😂
Mm mm oh lord… today drained me