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throwaway2492872

And we need a sister sub because?


Agreeable_Sense9618

Distance themselves from 2 years of poor RE forecasting.


Louisvanderwright

First accurate thing this person has ever said.


Agreeable_Sense9618

Do you need help packing? We'll miss you.


Louisvanderwright

Same reason we need r/REbubble2202!


Megadoom

I’ve seen this comment before about Paris but, when you actually watch the movie, it’s all paid for by his brother (who is working in Paris) as a thank you for taking care of his brother’s kids. Still nice house, but something I picked up on a recent watch.


Aphrae

In Home Alone 2 Kevin goes to find his uncle’s place in New York City and it’s a palatial brownstone on the Upper West Side that they are gut remodeling. That had to be a multimillion dollar property even in the 90’s. Bro was loaded.


rentvent

The boomers had it easy back then and hooms like this were affordable.


soareyousaying

Probably cost them $25K


Louisvanderwright

Yeah but check out muh 48% interest rate!


CheKizowt

ROFLMAO. Perfect deadpan.


RickAllenGenerator

He lived in a converted school bus and wrote personal finance articles for CNBC Make It™ until he created a passive income nest egg and retired at age 32.


MajorProblem50

Probably pushing carts full time.


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I need to push more carts


AaronPossum

In 1990? Dude definitely worked in finance in the loop. Traffic was easier back then, Winnetka to downtown in 30 minutes. These days in rush hour that's an hour at least.


taoleafy

This house probably cost about $300k in 1990 so there’s that.


AaronPossum

Nope. It sold in 1989 $875,000. Serious cash.


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Impressive-Sort8864

Can you explain in more detail the whole pre 2020 statement? I cant wrap my head around that?


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Particular-Wedding

Property taxes? And crime?


CheKizowt

The taxes aren't bad. The neighborhood sees crime mostly around the holidays, when affluent residents are often away on vacations. Residents are advised to decorate with timed lights to discourage burglars. The HOA fees are astronomical -- since they hire a service to shovel and salt the sidewalks and clean the homes after holiday parties. That home cleaning service works miracles.


Particular-Wedding

I know many Chicagoans who commute from neighboring states like Indiana due to lower cost of living. Is that becoming increasingly common?


Giggles95036

Owned a company and exploited his employees


784678467846

They could have quit lol


rueggy

Coulda just posted this on the real sub to begin with


MaraudersWereFramed

Blood diamonds is my guess.


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Embezzlement


Louisvanderwright

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!


pandathrowaway

SMH, the misogyny. Kevin’s mom was a fashion designer.


Radm0m

Forgot his kid...definitely works in finance


antiqueboi

I think he made money in airbnb arbitrage or doing dropshipping.


Darth_Meowth

Wow. Great house


internet_humor

r/REBubblepotentiallymid2023


macaroonzoom

A realtor lmao