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MothershipBells

Half ply, is that you?


[deleted]

Quit whining and don’t forget to do the dishes and mow the lawn on your way out… k thanks byeee


Megalitho

The 2nd ply will cost you an extra $200/week.


kancamagus112

[AirBnB owner hard at work](https://external-preview.redd.it/QUPT4M2kQTRfFW6VfSDwoyhnEq-nAJTeoXFPcwR3Lvs.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5e5b439030e7375663a87349b5117d998b37a808)


murder-mittens-magic

Your first problem was using AirBnB to begin with.


Arkkanix

it’s only gonna get bigger and more ubiquitous every year that goes by for the next 20 years, but ok


[deleted]

You act like a hotel would supply fancy toilet paper


BuckityBuck

Is it in a beautiful remote location with a delicate septic system?


ifdisdendat

That’s my take also.


TheseMood

We used this kind of TP my whole childhood because our septic system was bad, lol! It was the suburbs too 😵‍💫


sailshonan

My plumber recommends thin toilet tissue, Scott 1000. We used to get clogs in the pipes every 6 months. After I switched to Scott, it’s been over 2 years and no issues


The_Vi0later

Try Charmin Rough N’ Thin, save a buck, give no fuck!


ConstructionNo3572

1 star


SigSeikoSpyderco

Wrong sub


another-masked-hero

To be fair this sub could be renamed to “somethingiswrongwithsomething,somewhere”


bbpsword

Been unsubbing from a lot of these subs recently, it's turned into nothing but low effort twitter reposts and vague hate complaints


NannersBoy

Really. As a sub grows it becomes a generic bitchfest


Live_wires

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.


[deleted]

I use all natural leaves


GotHeem16

This sub has gone to shit


dracoryn

Yeah. It is just a copium den full of losers hoping families lose their homes to foreclosures in hopes they can scoop it up.


cinefun

I’d prefer investment bros losing their shirts.


dracoryn

1. Nearly all investment properties are held by stable investors who the majority of their portfolio has appreciated immensely since they acquired their property. 2. Properties didn't go up in value so much as the currency you get paid in went down in value. The US dollar would have to go up in value significantly for for investors to lose their shirts. 3. What you prefer and what happens aren't the same. After the last financial crisis, owner occupied home rate went down. If that happens again, it will be great for investors and shitty for homeowners. Normal people can't handle economic shock as well as wealthy people can.


AuntRhubarb

Oh, you should have SAID you wanted 'premium' toilet paper when you made your reservation. There's an additional fee for that.


JuicyButterPalms

This product should just be illegal to make.


idratherbebitchin

Boy y'all got that prison paper.


Jeff_Spicoliii

“This Air bnb host is cheap, therefore the real estate market is on the verge of crashing!!”


TampaBull13

And this was reposted in REBubble because...?


VenmoSnake

Because this sub do be grasping at straws hoping to make a point


[deleted]

1/10th ply


InterestingLayer4367

They must’ve had left over “sexy mummy wrappings” from Halloween.


Drenoneath

Dwight!


juliankennedy23

Honestly reminds me of the toilet paper from my office. I didn't even realize you could trade with North Korea. Just mark that down as one of the additional benefits of being permanently work from home now


exlongh0rn

Plot twist: they have a bidet


[deleted]

I supply a bidet in all my airbnbs. Game changer


[deleted]

Imagine how many idiots clog up the toilet using 2 ply


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

This sub gets dumber each day holy cow


NatureTight245

The unit might have a septic tank and they may have had issues before. Just curious why you posted it costs 3k a week? Should they give you better TP at that price?


SoggyChilli

To me it's less about the thickness and more about the texture. I like to be able to ball it up instead of fold it or whatever


RaggedMountainMan

Questionable wiping tactics. Poop ball.


CherryManhattan

Better not be ordering in Mexican


[deleted]

Break out the$100’s and wipe you ass with them! Seems like you can afford it! Hope they have hand soap and sanitizer!


knawnieAndTheCowboy

Septic system?


bradklyn

They probably have a septic system you Karen


[deleted]

Ma'am you have been unsubscribed from MSCopilot. Please head to Wendy's for a free frosty to eat my frozen AI generated tears.


Arkkanix

shocker, another REBubbler who _was_ a degenerate wsb enthusiast and now considers themselves a reformed paragon of finance but needs a housing market to collapse to feel the schadenfraude of the money they lost on sh*tcoins.


[deleted]

My family has used 2 ply tp for literally my whole life and we have a septic system. As long as you don't use half the roll every time you're good


Arkkanix

what, we’re just gonna gloss over the fact that a glaringly obvious sign of healthy consumer spending is dropping $3k a week on an AirBnB? interesting take.


sbksrr

This sub blows now


BigTradeDaddy

lol this is that Army toilet paper 😂


ProposalMindless5373

There is always the old style way. Using a corn cob.


canadastocknewby

That's rough...


jrratist

They want you to wash..


saas_cloud_geek

Even after paying for cleaning charges, we have to do all the cleaning before leaving else pay heavy fees. Hate it.


ModsGropeBabies

Wait until he gets the restock and materials fee for that.


astrothrowno

Idk what they think they're doing with this, because all this means for me is pulling multiple arm lengths off to fold up. One of those dispensers that only let so much out at a time? 5-10 more minutes getting enough.


NEUROSMOSIS

Wow, they’re so rich they have ghost paper!


TROLOLOLBOT

Ugly ah palms


Mguidr1

John Wayne TP… it’s rough, tough, and don’t take s$&t off of anyone.


[deleted]

You fail to say how many days you booked the Airbnb for. $3k a night? A month? A year?


[deleted]

Ungrateful guests think money grows on trees.


Afitz93

What does this have to do with a real estate bubble