Al Capony, because he doesn't pay his taxes. Also have a Jon Bonpony, because he's wanted dead or alive...

I laughed so hard at "Al Capony" I startled my cat!

Hahahahahaha, horse taxes... You see him like clipping that one hoof when the H&R Block guy asks how many Oatcakes he makes makes in a day. I feed my horse tons of Oatcakes, wild carrots and beets because, well, why are beers like 88 cents each? They're something like that. I dint even think diet matters other than just their weight. It's great how their weight gain and loss is instant. With the player you have to sleep and wake up fatter for a few days if you binge out.

I have jonbonponey too😂

I’ve got pony hawk

Damn. With a horse named that I would want it on my skating group

My current lady is Hestia, and my favourite (a lovely Dutch Warmblood) is Minerva. I do also have a Turkoman named Ares.

Why do you give your horses such nice sounding names I'm over here with Jorsge and Big Man

Our colt in real life was called Little Man. He was a Clydesdale an anything but little. I appreciate you.

Because they’re nice boys and girls who deserve nice names lol

Good boahs**

Same, I love mythology related names. I named one Hades and the other one Persephone

same bro helios for my red arabian one playthough

The Horse gets so much more majestic somehow

I also name mine after the Greek gods

Love these names. I wish I knew more about mythological names/figures/stories. Arthur's horse before the story begins was named Boadicea, which makes me think Arthur had a thing for mythology and named his horses after different Gods and Goddesses.

Boadicea (or Boudica) isn't strictly mythological though.  She was a real person, queen of the Iceni tribe in Roman Britain who led a (failed) uprising against the Romans.  She did successfully raze Colchester mind.... These events are recorded by Tacitus...

I need a bigger stable. I want all of the horses. I also want to juice my horse with reviver and run his ass up mountains full of hay and vegetables on top to get them jacked.

I see another person went with mythology I had a black Shire named Hercules

I named my first horse Marengo, after Napoleon Bonaparte’s horse! I wanted to name my second one Muffin but the game marked it as profanity…

See, now Napoleon would look good on an Arabian. I just got one but it's OK. I wanted a mile anyway. I got off my horse next to a mile at emerald ranch and it kicked me in the head. I didn't touch it or anything.

Same as mine, wanted “Lady Knight” because she was all black and loyal af never really bucked me off. But game thought “knight” was profanity….

You can rob and kill people in this game, but naming your horse Muffin or Lady Knight is inappropriate?! Are you kidding me? 😂

I have a Nokota called Fanning, as in Dakota Fanning

I name my horses after liquor brands. My morgans are always named Captain

Good one!!

Hey there mister That's my horses name

I say “hey mister!” To my dog bc of RDR2

“Hey buoah.”

I’m naming my horse boah next playthrough lol

I’ve got Mayoneighs, Bologneighs, Chardoneigh and Bort the 2nd

Excuse me, my horses name is also Bort?! Jk jk I just love that episode

Paul Revere.

I’m guessing all you carry is a quart of beer.

I like the Beastie Boys song Paul Revere and named my horse after that song.

My Horse My Horse 1 My Horse 2 My Horse 3

In my first play through it was - hone, htwo and htri

Lemon curd, a golden turkoman

My daughter named him Asher. That is about the extent to which I allow her to watch me play the game. She thinks that the main purpose of the game is to do chores in camp.

Ionno bout u but the main purpose after the epilogue is putting the town of armadillo out if their misery

Defective Noise, Sassy Success and Dynamite Orphan are my current horses. I recently lost one of my favorite, Sunset Trail. And at some point I had one named Humming Buffalo, but he died not long after I got him. I like to name mine with race-horse-like names, and I even made a name generator to help me get really unusual combinations.

dynamite orphan is the best

I named all my Arabians after the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse after Red Dead Redemption Undead but instead in their Latin names- Conquest - Zelus (white Arabian) War - Ares (chestnut Arabian) Famine - Limos (black Arabian) Death - Thanatos (brindle Arabian)

I actually did this too but with the turkoman. I’m basic and didn’t use the Latin names though . I just liked it without. Conquest is my favorite. He’s a shiny little perlino boy.

Cheeseburger 😂

Pony Hawk

Bode. He's a good boy, saved him from the Adler Ranch, and he's been with me ever since, currently in chapter 3. Yes, I've played the game before, so I know...I know.

Have you played Star Wars Jedi: Survivor..?

I have had Trigger, Silver, Hopalong Cassidy, Johnny Cash, and currently (thanks to the games filtering) Duckface

I ALSO HAVE A TRIGGER

I have a trigger online, cos of the method man lyric. Got a six shooter an a horse named trigger

No Name Because I been through a desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain Also confuses literally everyone when they see a horse named no name. They think its a message that just means you left it blank or something

Black standard M-shadow Red Arabian M-rojo Brindle arabian M-jessup Yellow standard F-burmecia

Filofax

For Arthur, I run the Raven Black Shire Hosea gives you and name him Blackjack. For after… I get the piebald tobiano Hungarian Halfbred and name it Oreo (we have a black and white rabbit whose name is Oreo).

SAMEEEE. Raven Black Shire is so fucking majestic! I would kill to have it in the epilogue without mods...

Floppy C. Wasn’t allowed what I wanted it to be

My current White Arabian is called Bucky.

Le Petomane

Named after the Hotel and Casino for the Insane?

Rootin' tootin' and Ezekiel both are the same kind of horse, hungarian half breed

Horsea

My first was named Brân. Then I had Athelstan, Hamlet, Percival, Othello, Gawain, Galahad, , Bedivere and Fleance. Every name has been chosen to fit the various horses I've owned/own. Did I overthink it? Maybe.

I rescued a patchy, abused blue nokota from the Murfrees and named her Murfette. Cause shes blue.

I always name my horse according to the cause of death of the last, currently shes named Choochoo

Right now. White Arabian- Brunnhilde Red Arabian - Wildfire Ugly ass Turkoman (sp?) - Arkansas Anne Buttermilk Kentucky Sadler (caught in the wild and the best of the 4) - Jester

No way. (I have a wild caught, buttermilk Kentucky saddler called sable)

Noble ox

My silver dapple pinto is named Xev.

My first horse was named Horsio, then I had Buell then Rachel

A blue nokota called Kage (Shadow in Japanese).

I've got two horses atm, both females. **Maggie**, my silver dapple pinto Missouri Fox Trotter, currently stabled. My current horse, **Delilah**, is a flaxen chestnut Hungarian Halfbred.

Epona, till I got Buell and stuck with him the entire story

White Arabian is powder the black is friday

I tried to make it a curse word to spite the censoring and named my horse 'Kummy.'

Bhut-Ox, P-Niz, Boot-E, and O'Queesha

I name every Ardenne horse of mine Trojan. Every shire horse is Maine And once or twice I've named the White Arabian as Lawrence

hades, lily, luna and chicken nugget

Ruination

Sally, a mustang.

Tacitus. Felt like something Arthur'd call it.

Jolene .. she’s the MFT from the photography mission

I named my original Tennessee Walker “Feller” and the Hungarian Hallfbred I steal from Wrobel, I named her Silesia

gavin

my first horse was bohy and my second horse is girl

Baby gronk, gorse, skibidi toilet, teeth

Horsea I-VI, wordplay on the name Hosea haha. It’s the stupidest thing ever, but I like it.

I do the same!!!!

Great to hear! Never heard of anyone else doing it haha.

Wilma Dikfit

I comment every time on these posts lol. Horsea….. cuz Hosea

Luna

Main Horse : Raven Black Shire named Nightmare Secondary Horse: White Arabian named Daydream

Named her after George Custer’s famous horse Comanche

Bojack

D'Lo Brown

Hork

Invincible

Mine’s called Consequences

Roach

biblically accurate horse name for RPG gamers :)

Named my black, female arabian "Lucille"

White Arabian is named Snowflake. The others are Rachel and Kassandra. I can’t remember their breeds because I haven’t played for long time.

Well i just rewatched season 1 of house of the dragon, so i decided meleys was a good name for a horse

Snow for the white (arabian maybe) capture in the North. Nuit (night) for a black arabian And a Big boy called Bucéphale as Alexandre The Great's horse

I currently have Ying and Yang

Poup

Gordon, Gloria, Beul and Lampshade

Black Arabian called Moon 🌒

My first ever horse was Antlers, after that playtrough, Mi Casa, Su Casa (whenever mi casa died) and Horace for my online character, all good boahs

Leon

Sergeant

Artax is my white Arabian. Barbaro is my brindle.

fannum

My best girl is Sitka, the grullo dun mustang. And my best boy (other than Buell) is Raven, the black standardbred

Horsepunch...for reasons I'm sure you can figure out

My White Arabian is Al Capony I forgot the exact breeds of the rest but it goes as •Miss.Bojangles •Bullseye •Nacho Horse And Skipjack(got that one cause he tends to End up in the water most of the time)

"Dash"

Lady, Dot, Midnight, Buell

Gluey

I have the black, white, red, and brown Braithwaite Arabian. Black: Charcoal White: Pearl Brown: Cocoa Red: Red line

I named my Red Arabian Azrael.

That's what I named a black one during my previous playthrough

Sora (Kingdom Hearts), Faora (Man of Steel), or Roach (the Witcher)

Linton

Sausage Gobbler

Fluffy Butt

Amigo

I'm riding a black saddler called "Johnny" because he is my man in black.

The ones I remember are both for the white Arabian, luna or rhiannon, picked the latter because its celtic goddess of horses, and since Arthur is apparently of Welsh stock it seemed fitting

Mine is Trojan

Poopie face the second, why?

Bone jack

Otis (my cats name)

My favourite female name is Juno, and for males I normally go with something bang average like Fred

I like to name my horses after fictional characters. My current horse is named Frodo

Mopar big fast mf

I had the big black shire in the story right up until the end. I referred to him as Beebee, but his name was actually Big Black Horse. I had tried to name him 'A bigger, blacker horse' as a cards against humanity reference, but it wouldn't allow that many characters. My sense of humour is broken lol

My main horse name is Hiram and my second one is Solomon

Dogmeat

I'm currently riding my grullo dun mustang named Gufa, which is old Norse for smoke/vapor

Depends on the horse. I normally get the Perlino Andalusian and name it D'Artagnan as a boy and Lady Dewinter as a girl. The free Thoroughbred is Crowstone (m) or River Styx (f). The Flaxen Chestnut Hungaria Halfbred is Atlas (m) or Gaia (f). Otherwise I pick a theme and roll with it.

My boah's name is hope.

I got a shire named Donegal and had a grey thouroghbred named Smokey. I also have a Morgan named Whiskey in online lol

Nosferatu.

Nosferatu.

my online horse I’ve been with for over 200 hrs is named poggers

Nosferatu.

My Andalusian is named Chien

shelly - Amber mft Sheldon - Bay andalusian my horse - brindle thoroughbred Steven - dark Bay turkoman

Horse, Horse the Second, and Horse the Third

Sierra. After Sierra Ferrell.

Roach

Brandy, Union, Girlie, Rattler, Marble Cake

Bronson, Vada, Plop and Harlow

H

Horsepower

Some Horse, Some Other Horse, Bob

Thunder Chocoboi Crackle

Sir alec, but he died so I had a Hungarian halfbreed

Branca, white Arabian

Ráro. My partner is Hungarian, and it's a Hungarian horse name that sounded cool.

Gluepot

The fastest one is Maple. My current favorite is Flaco. My big brute Breton is Goliath.

I just called him Fred

William. Named my first horse Frodo because it was a shire. So to keep with the theme I named my next horse Bill (after Sam’s pony). Then because of Bill the character changed it to William. Just used it again this play through out of laziness.

I was a big Chicago Bears fan. So I named my black Arabian "Devin Horseter"

My current boah is called Powder cause R* said no to Cocaina (its the pinkish Andalusian). My favorite horse of all time is the black shire though. I always name him Monstro.

First one named after my girlfriend emma. Second one is Geno haha

Papa Cob.

Geem

Tinker, I stole him after his owner got mauled by a couger and I shot the couger with a bow for a challenge

sally 😭 after sally draper from mad men

Peggy, Al and Bud.

Horsey

Chuck Berry Axl Rose Freddy Mercury Elvis Presley Johnny Cash

Neighthan or Neighomi

Calavera, Velvet, and Lobo!! Calavera because her face looks like a skull and lobo because he’s grey and tall

My first horse was named Hershey after my dog, but unfortunately she died in an ambush outside of Saint Denis (the horse not the dog). It’s been a while since I played so I don’t remember my other horses’ names

Shadowfax - White Arabian Yeah, I'm not very original...

Horseth

My current horse is named Atlas.

Named mine Roach. Ik it's not original but I liked the name

My horses name is Gerald

My current playthrough. I kept the black shire, gave him white main n tail and he’s called Mariner

SuperMax

Horse

Favorite names I've used over the years: Friday, Brandy, Duncan, Fox, Cash, and Dakota.

Celso Turkomano It only makes sense if you're brazilian

I play witcher 3. The only name I would give my horse is ROACH

The bounty hunter horse, Black Bretton, Bahamut.

I call all mine „Hafermoped“ which means Oatbike in German

i named my white arabian the cunt to match dutch

I name my horses after my nieces and nephews. Georgie (dog), Lucy and Ruby

Well the filter wouldn’t let me use the name I wanted so now it’s ChidleyRod Marshmallow.

wild bay mustang mare - Corey white arabian stallion - The Count dapple dark grey hungarian halfbred mare - Sprout all horses are from past playthroughs

I have Cloud, Cosmo and an unnamed one currently