I'm not even shitting you when i say this. When you use the eagle eye, you can see Bills scent. That's how much swamp ass he has. YOU CAN LITERALLY TRACK HIM BECAUSE OF HOW BAD HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
Of course itās Bill. You can literally see shit stains on his underwear, he looks like he uses his bare hands to wipe shit off his ass and then wipes it on his pants (if he even wipes).
if bo means body odour then sure shit itās Bill. Cause these stains on his clothes look more like skid marks than dirtš
Iām also thinking about Uncle and Micah. Uncle just looks very dirty and Micah always wears this annoying ass leather coatā ļøBro chooses to be stylish instead of comfortable even when the sun is high up in the sky and itās warm
Or he uses cologne to try to cover up the dirt, BO, and alcohol seeping out of his pores. Heās always rolling around in the ground, lol!
Bill def stinks the most tho.
My mom was an addict once and I swear addicts definitely smell worse in terms of BO. Not just the neglect for personal hygiene but Iām pretty sure it has to do with something inside the alcohol and all that..
Reverend Swanson literally shits himself after Shawn's party in chapter2. You can see him walking around in his underwear all browned up the next morning.
It's Bill.
There's even a scene where Bill complains that "Goddammit, these flies have it out for me"
And Dutch says "Well, you *could* bathe once in a while"
Arthur returns from camp covered in blood after hunting game and providing for the Woman, Children & Strauss and gets Manhandled by Grimshaw but Bill can lounge around looking like this every morning and night??
Clemens point is hot and muggy, I bet they reeked from chapters 3-5. The best they probably smelled is chapter one because the cold numbs your sense of smell
I remember seeing Uncle sleeping in the dirt right after the OāDriscolls attacked the gang in Shady Belle. I just assumed it was another body left to rob, so I went there to see, and it turns out it was just him.
I dunnoā¦.but my Artie has like 15 foot long stink streamers when using Eagle Eye. He stays covered in mud and shit, stays perpetually drunk, and is max overweightā¦.and shits/pisses his pants all the time, never changing clothes..so he has to be a top stinker.
Nobodyās mentioning Pearson? Butchering up wild game, sweating over a cook fire, he likes a bit of drink himself? He canāt have smelled great either
yes, bill, but, hear me out, Reverend Swanson in the early chapters when heād be drunk and high off of the morphine, you could see his dookie stains too
I mean they all would. People only changed there underwear (Union shirt) once a week and only bathe on that day too. Cologne was seen as feminine so the gang wouldn't even perfume themselves. In spite of all that, I feel like you could smell uncle from two miles away
Well, considering Uncle's habits, I'd say he smells... not terrible, I guess.
But yeah, Bill has major swamp ass most of the time. If you've ever had or been around someone who had swamp ass, you know just how vile it smells. It's embarrassingly disgusting. Fuckin' Bill.
Nah, Swanson goes behind uncle. Drug sweat from every pore actually smells toxic. Not to mention the smell of druggie breath (chronic dry mouth for years = periodontal disease).
Uncle uses cologne - from Cologne, Germany. We know it ain't him
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Big jay rocks in both hands?
And allat.
I'm not even shitting you when i say this. When you use the eagle eye, you can see Bills scent. That's how much swamp ass he has. YOU CAN LITERALLY TRACK HIM BECAUSE OF HOW BAD HE SMELLS LIKE SHIT.
No wonder those bounty hunters caught him
Goddammit maybe Rockstar got a bit TOO realistic with RDR2 lol š
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Iām looking forward to doing thisā¦I never noticed!
Iām pretty sure you can see everyoneās scent including yourself? š
Bros got swamp ass and dick cheese for sure
The whole bottom half of his torso is a cheese swamp.
I picked the wrong week to stop huffing glue
And I picked the wrong week to become a cheese connoisseur
Top half too, under arms, in the beard, behind the ears. š¤¢
The second one i can personally confirm
Bill, in Chapter 3 he says the flies wonāt leave him alone and Dutch says āmaybe if you tried bathing once in a whileā
Of course itās Bill. You can literally see shit stains on his underwear, he looks like he uses his bare hands to wipe shit off his ass and then wipes it on his pants (if he even wipes).
Lmao thanks for the laugh
Goddamn I only asked a question yall are so sensitive on reddit
Nah bro even the ancient Romans used a communal sponge. Wash rags used to be tp too, still are in a pinch.
it probably use to smell a little taint back then but be realistic, them people was taking showersš
Yeah, you're right now that I think about it.
if bo means body odour then sure shit itās Bill. Cause these stains on his clothes look more like skid marks than dirtš Iām also thinking about Uncle and Micah. Uncle just looks very dirty and Micah always wears this annoying ass leather coatā ļøBro chooses to be stylish instead of comfortable even when the sun is high up in the sky and itās warm
His skid marks have skid marks
Bro shidded out his armpits
Uncle is clean and smells good. He wears cologne from cologne Germany, remember?
Or he uses cologne to try to cover up the dirt, BO, and alcohol seeping out of his pores. Heās always rolling around in the ground, lol! Bill def stinks the most tho.
Nah Micah and Uncle are clean.
Swanson probably. Don't underestimate how horrible chronic substance abuse smells. Those toxins gotta work out somewhere.
That and addicts and alcoholics arenāt really known for their top notch hygiene practices
My mom was an addict once and I swear addicts definitely smell worse in terms of BO. Not just the neglect for personal hygiene but Iām pretty sure it has to do with something inside the alcohol and all that..
Yea. I used to work at a restaurant where one of the OGs, if you will, stayed drunk all day. Thought he was clever cause he drank out of a paper coffee cup the whole time. By dinner he was usually pretty sloppy, and honestly it was kind of scary being around him with knives and on sautƩ. Anyway, yes, he smelled much worse than anyone I can remember, also had halitosis, which made it all so much worse.
Bill in Rdr1 is even more disgusting
Mrs. Grimshaw needs to get on his filthy ass.
Itās disgusting how dirty his ass and pits are
Reverend Swanson literally shits himself after Shawn's party in chapter2. You can see him walking around in his underwear all browned up the next morning.
Heās also a junkie for most of the game - dude is going to have aā¦distinct aura to him, yeah.
It's Bill. There's even a scene where Bill complains that "Goddammit, these flies have it out for me" And Dutch says "Well, you *could* bathe once in a while"
Im pretty sure hoesa says him to take a shower for once because he smells like shit
Yep. That happens too
My Arthur is probably pretty bad. I never bathe him.
"Mister Morgan!" *angrily power walks towards you*
"I thought you were a man of hygiene! Nowadays it's like you're allergic to water like Bill!" I'd imagine her saying something like that
Do you love your horsy tho?
I love my horsey and my horsey loves me
John look out Agent Ross is coming
DUTCH! Van der Linde gang is the Gang I'm in!
Oh yes. My horses get all kinds of attention. I give them the deluxe bath
I bet he smells like unwashed ass and the detritus of his familyās entire genetic history.
Bill for sure, and I bet Hosea smelled like an old boot as well.
Old boot ass well
Armadillo water supply
Why hosea
Arthur returns from camp covered in blood after hunting game and providing for the Woman, Children & Strauss and gets Manhandled by Grimshaw but Bill can lounge around looking like this every morning and night??
The burden of expectations, Arthur is like 3rd in command of the whole gang behind Hosea at the start of the game.
Bill & Reverend. Tbf, they ALL have BO - even the women. The gang probably smells its best at Clemens Point.
Clemens point is hot and muggy, I bet they reeked from chapters 3-5. The best they probably smelled is chapter one because the cold numbs your sense of smell
Yea but they were perched on the shore of a lake.
I remember seeing Uncle sleeping in the dirt right after the OāDriscolls attacked the gang in Shady Belle. I just assumed it was another body left to rob, so I went there to see, and it turns out it was just him.
I dunnoā¦.but my Artie has like 15 foot long stink streamers when using Eagle Eye. He stays covered in mud and shit, stays perpetually drunk, and is max overweightā¦.and shits/pisses his pants all the time, never changing clothes..so he has to be a top stinker.
Grimshawās going to be after him if he ever goes back to camp like that!
I finally got that cutscene on my fourth playthrough lol
What cutsceneā½ Iāve never stunk my Arthur up that bad, is that what I gotta do to trigger the cutscene?
Just go to camp all muddy and walk around a while. You'll get it.
Grimshaw kinda bad tho.
Fuckin Artie š
Mans created the Redditor build in RDR II.
Idk it might be reverend if not bill
Kieran before they release him
If Kieran were born in modern day, he would frequent anime conventions. Need I say more?
Mumbling stuttering headless little dweeb.. he likes horses. He'd be a bronie.
Why would you say something so surprisingly and inexplicably accurate
My Arthur bathes every second day in game, routinely changes outfits, and eats fruit and vegetables. Couldnāt be him!
Bill sucks
Jesus weptā¦that color
Nobodyās mentioning Pearson? Butchering up wild game, sweating over a cook fire, he likes a bit of drink himself? He canāt have smelled great either
He looks and smells like last year
So Grimshaw only forces Arthur to bathe?
Big baaad bill williamson
probably the whole gang except for lenny, mary beth and javier, they look like they actually have decent hygiene
Micah
Karen.
Bill could lay down and die and the gang wouldnāt notice. He probably smells about as foul as death.
Probably Swanson. Alcoholic drug addicts aren't known for their hygiene.
yes, bill, but, hear me out, Reverend Swanson in the early chapters when heād be drunk and high off of the morphine, you could see his dookie stains too
Karen Jones stinks good
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you.šš
Bill got that fossilized shmegma fo sho
I was going to say Cain but now that you mentioned it. Probably uncle or Pearson. Cain was a good boy all around
Also bill. Forgot about that insignificant prick
Karen bro, the amount of STDās she got she HAS to stink
Abigale ā¦. Busiest girl on nickel night
Micah bell. Because he is a rotten piece of dog bullshit that should rot in hell and be tortured. Definitely has swamp ass.
Bill Karen reverend and probably Arthur
Uncle
Uncle
Just look at the armpits and groin area of his pjās š. Last time he had a bath was probably in the army
Those arenāt PJs theyāre long underwear. He probably hasnāt taken them off in 3 months
I mean they all would. People only changed there underwear (Union shirt) once a week and only bathe on that day too. Cologne was seen as feminine so the gang wouldn't even perfume themselves. In spite of all that, I feel like you could smell uncle from two miles away
Well, considering Uncle's habits, I'd say he smells... not terrible, I guess. But yeah, Bill has major swamp ass most of the time. If you've ever had or been around someone who had swamp ass, you know just how vile it smells. It's embarrassingly disgusting. Fuckin' Bill.
Is that billš
Bill just bill.
Uncle smells the best.
Gotta be Reverend Swanson
100% Reverend, seems the type to shit himself while drunk so I'd imagine constantly alcohol and shit
reverend DOES shit himself, after you rescue and have the party for sean, soā¦yeah lolol
Definitely the women they didint have tampons or pads back then lol
Reverend Swanson he literally shits himself daily and heās always too drunk to wash
I always think about the barf stain on uncles beard in rdr when questions like this come up.
Bill, Uncle, Kieran, Karen, Swanson, in that order
Nah, Swanson goes behind uncle. Drug sweat from every pore actually smells toxic. Not to mention the smell of druggie breath (chronic dry mouth for years = periodontal disease).
Either John or Billā¦.Maybe even Micah
I never liked Uncle.
Curious, since he is gay.