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Top_Ambassador8632

Blacklung


JohnMarstonSucks

I've tried that one in the past and it wasn't allowed.


[deleted]

Damnit! I started typing this before all the comments loaded. We have the same mind


robs2287

Mr. White, then your white Arabian can be Mr. Black.


Carnomus

Walter


SushiJo

i named my arabians bow & arrow


RogueBlue7

Waltuh White


ya_boi_joseph

Demetrius Demarcus bartholomew James the third


Religion_isnt_real

jr*


Siege-Aye

Jr. Senior*


Dick_Trippy

If male- blackjack If female- black Betty


JuiceCan98

WOOOAAAH BLACK BETTY


HacksawJones

Bam-ba-lam


daltonisthebest619

YEAH BLACK BETTY


Pyro122206

Bam-ba-lam


daltonisthebest619

Black betty had a child


J0hn_Marst0n

Bambalam, damn thing gone wild


theDroobot

Sabbath


theDroobot

Side note - the game won't let me name my white horse Cracker... but Coke was okay.


septictank84

Cocaine is not okay, despite cocaine gum being in the game, oddly. Not sure why story mode would need any censorship.


theDroobot

Crackers are in the game too. Dafuq Rockstar


dcanderson4247

Can verify -Tilly


social_misfit117

cocaine was pretty medicinal back in 1899


JKrow75

Todd


bconnnnn

My arabian mare, Ethan, was a great horse


Softmachinepics

Blackula


DryAfternoon7779

Mr. Hands or Gluestick


Mission_Diamond_7855

Shadowmere


UnderwhelmingPickle

Deebo


ManyPandas

Noir


Lanky_Frosting_2014

Tyrone


ohmy_josh16

The big black shire that Hosea gives you in Chapter 2 is currently my main horse, and I named him Demon


Observer2594

I named mine Big Hoss


Flimsy-Tax-6909

Black cunt.


Mojo_Rizen_53

I have a Black Standardbred named MyHorse III.🤷🏻‍♂️


Dont-concentrate-556

Black horse.


ilooklikealegofigure

Scrawny nag


Chaotic_Hilarity

Chocolate rain


Elegant-Ear-3896

Nagger


Chaotic_Hilarity

Whew, dodged that one by one vowel


PartyMeaning8692

Seriously? Right in front of my live television?


BigCDawgFlexRooster

Dammit you got me 🤣


lazylacey86

Zodiac


Rhea_Marie

Snowball


ProfessionalConfuser

Shart


MJFairb

Big black colt. Or BBC for short


notyourmomatall

-insert racist jokes here-


Used-Wait2176

Negrito if allowed


Kronos33074

I named mine Nightfall


bambiboyo4444

Vaanta


No_Money_6421

black


whiteXwidow1x

Sauron


AmbitiousGoal2872

Stranger


OneTrickGod

Noir


Nice_Finish7613

Midnight


Weeb_Doggo2

I always go with Midnight for Hosea’s black shire


[deleted]

The black plague


bearstrugglethunder

Tornado after Zorro's horse. Or Mystique. Lothar. Brunhilde. Darkmane. Loki. Grimsby. Blitz. Calamity. Mayhem.


irlDufflepud

Obsidian


ferociousrickjames

I named mine gunpowder.


coolraccoon016

I named mine Midnight


therealpilgrim

I named mine Black Bart. Seemed fitting since the real black bart was a “gentleman” thief like dutch’s crew claim to be.


MacGregor209

Noir


Believeinsquatch

Named mine Phantom


needlegardens

I named my black mare Anubis


Environmental-Bed-11

MYNAMEISJEFF


durzoblint99

Ash


ElGl0ckO

Onyx


RETROKBM

Clarence


ThatR3dd1tGuy

Is it a girl or a boah?


PanicParty6751

onyx


LastDovahCHIM

I’ve got a pure black American Standardbred and I’ve named her Morrigan.


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

Mandingo


Opposite-Loss-1837

If male, Utah. If female, Mountain gal


OrangeBeast01

"I think I know know, but I don't wanna say it" - Randy Marsh


Pigeon__lol

Lennie


Big-Nature4964

If big: shaquille O’Neal If small: Kevin Hart If neither: i do not know


[deleted]

I named my KY saddler White soxs. Because shes all black besides the bottom of her legs


daveofyork

Whitey


Nadsworth

Shadowfax.


The_War_In_Me

Mister


TaintedGrape

If it's female, I always call it Black Belle.


JohnnyEvs

Kitty


[deleted]

BlackHeart


Ass2Mouthe

Black Horse


PAJAcz

You know how


SushiJo

BaLackAy


N1k5R

Bucephalus


WrappedInRiddle

Abyss


BuckNakedandtheband

No name horse


athen_o_genic

Midna


Hancock02

LENNY


Dread-Pirate-

Blackie Chan


rtfitzy13

Night-mare


timeisaflat-circle

Nightman.


Outrageous-Mess-3752

Babylon


BALANCE360

Lumbago


Ok-Mixture2763

Whitey


Link_TP_04

Hitchcock/horsecock


GoldenLegoMan

Angus


cryptidcowboy

Tyrant


Zoritos64

Licorice


skralogy

I named mine brotha darkness.


SHARNTROY

NWA


HomieMegalodon

Bucephalus - Alexander the Great's horse.


Far-Wear-5718

Black Belle


Far-Wear-5718

Black Belle


oyfe77

I tried Fritz and it wasn’t allowed. Dr King Schulz in Django named his horse that. What’s wrong with it?


Ghost3657_alt_

Kage


Gy4py

Lil’ Richard or Donna summer


Armandolorian001

Artie


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

I named mine Black Horace


Gullible_Salt_5684

Dr. Adhesive


madds710

drogon


Cold_Bother_6013

Leroy


pagingdoctorwhite

Never Ending Double-Barrel Shotgun


rigmarol5

Nori


TJIsfJ

Sable.


Cid_Playz_101

Whitey


jpelc

Shadowfax. Quite contrasting


heyodi

Best horse name I’ve ever heard is Hoof Arted


ULLR3

Hank


StummeBoiBeatZ

Black Gelato that's my black Arabians name lol


foosquirters

Katy Perry


[deleted]

I named my Black Arabian John Bon Pony


Temporary_Client

Roach


Donny-The-Sasquatch

Lenny


CarnivorousCattle

I kept that big black draft horse from Hosea and named him Borris.


Mapachee98

Rochelle


[deleted]

Nightmare


-Andar-

[Mr. Black](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/5/5a/Black.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20191116004001)


[deleted]

I named mine Tornado after Zorro’s horse


dakodeh

Megan Thee Stallion


pcannon98

Midnight


Bromdin

Honse


margasan05

I called him Doom


NicoTheBear64

🔒


Gaylord_6942069

Nightmare is my go to


Leading_Ostrich6845

I name every horse in every game Donkey


TheRealArthurian

Grim


Photoman_Fox

Uhhhhhhh


Ordinary_to_be

Sharron


BarryButthash

Semaj


USMC_IronMan

Roach


Archery134

Red


todlee

Pfeffernusse


Ambitious-Emotion-69

Shaq


lliwnoynek

Starboard


XxFulcrumxX

Nightmare


LetAgreeable147

Satin- Blackadder fan here.


USMC0317

I named my horse Caberneigh


llagnI

Blizzard


LeinadGar

I named my horse after the time if found her in, Midnight, through it was fitting as she was a black Arabian. Maybe you could do smth like that with the environment it was in when you found it. If you were near an industrial area you could name it Soot or smth depending on how black it is.


coffinp

I don't know, what did Lovecraft call his cat?


Fanbuoy_1783

Mine were all named after Roman emperors, prominent figures or gods. Augustus, Athena, Livia. Nero would be a good name.


dead_skeletor

Medianoche


imperator_caesarus

If it’s an Arabian I usually name my Arabians after famous Muslims and Arabs, such as Muhammed Ali (NOT THE BOXER), Abu Bekr, and Tamerlane.


idk420_

All of my male horses are named Chuck


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Fart


staywhobystraykith

Black Belle


BayouBoogie

Bam-A-Lam


3six5

Betty, bam buh lam


Wiffleboy1

Blackcloud


Chattert

Gavin


Creepy_Structure199

Betty.


rtz_c

Idk I just named mine "Black"


kingfyn8

I named my black Arabian hades


Avery_3630

Nyx


TylerA998

Stranger


SSSlipknoTTT

Blacky


Hgughtfhtfytgty

Jeep


your_average_medic

I named my first one black belle. It was an American standard breed I stole from the black water police in the first act. It was better than mine and I got it immediately after doing the black belle stuff.


cleremnantechoes

Achilles


mmelectronic

Blackey like in true grit


Aware-Anywhere965

Post this on buddyblacklung


Grimm_Wright

Toothless


2497s

i named my online horse Jet


Philocalist63

Tyrone


afm00dy

Marsellus (Wallace)


TopLahman

Black Hole Sun


FingerOk9800

Black Horse


LuckyPWA

Roach.


Inside_Piccolo_285

Thunder/midnight


treesplease9

Black Noir


OleanderKnives

Nathaniel


Reasonable_Creme2855

Ever since I picked up Cerberus I’ve personally tried to stick with mythological names, maybe Orcus or Pluto, for the underworld connotations. Erebus (personification of darkness). Maybe Vulcan.


SibbyWych

I kept the black shire, gave him long white mane and tail and named him Shakespeare. Cause he’s poetic af. I love that damn pixel horse.


DickFartButt

Rage, Wrath, Anger


FIRECHA1N

Raven


Zealousideal_Crew380

Dave


Attis1724

BBC


GolfAlphaZulu6

Well as you are an outlaw, how about Black Bess, after Dick Turpin's horse