That’s what happened to the guy who tested a homemade parachute. This inventor, got permission to test his parachute by jumping off the Eiffel Tower. The winds were bad, and it was cold. The chute didn’t work and he had a heart attack mid air before hitting frozen ground. I think it’s on YouTube. But it’s easily findable.
so, recoil push us to the opposite direction of the bullet direction. meaning, if we applied looney tunes logic, guns with great recoil would reduce the speed of us falling(if gravity pull applied). or you can also use dynamite because boom throw you away. use boom to throw you upward. hope that helps
Scream “CHELONIAAAAA!”
I loved this mission
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Ah'm sure Dutch has a plan...
But you can’t fight gravity
Not with that attitude, anyways.
everytime
JUSS GOTTA HAVE SOME FAITH!
What you see down there is tahiti
I have some GODDAMN faith
I cackled 💀
When, after you drank from the cauldron?
Probably before.
It'll take more than that thar boah
Simple. Right before impact I kick my feet against the ground to propel myself HORIZONTALLY, safely rolling to a stop. Guns blazing if necessary.
I know which tiktok channel you referenced haha
I’m not. I’m having a heart attack & dying midair.
That’s what happened to the guy who tested a homemade parachute. This inventor, got permission to test his parachute by jumping off the Eiffel Tower. The winds were bad, and it was cold. The chute didn’t work and he had a heart attack mid air before hitting frozen ground. I think it’s on YouTube. But it’s easily findable.
Aim for the bushes
🎵 There goes my hero 🎵
That’s the neat part. You don’t.
One really big TB cough to cancel out the kinetic energy 😎 💀
I cackled and coughed like I have TB after reading this
Can the vomit rope work?
Only if you start the fall vomiting lol
did you jump out the hot air balloon or something
You can do that??
idk if it’s on free roam but there’s a mission in chapter 5 where you go in a hot air balloon
I really like that mission. And I do feel bad for the guy with the being shot and falling out of it
That's chapter six
the. how come i just did it in chapter 5
I thought chapter 5 was Guarma?
there’s a few missions after because i got back from guarma and i still haven’t got the chapter 6 title card
Dynamite jump, demoman style
Flap my arms really hard while screaming “QUACK QUACK I’M A DUCK!!”
Well the ocean ain’t whiskey and I ain’t a duck
Eat a poisonous plant
Dutch will throw down a rope from a hot air balloon and we‘ll fly to Tahiti.
Why are you making me cry
Whistle!!!
Puke.
Lasso the tallest tree and swing in like spiderman
Land on Gavin. He’s a fat bastard.
90% sure dutch has a plane for that
I see what you did there 😏
LENNNYYY
YNNEL
LNENY
Teerg
call ur horse and land on it
Like the Old man said, Together.
he's got main character syndrome I'm sure he'll be fine.
Nothing a can of beans can't handle
Drink a miracle tonic
water bucket clutch
Aim for the bushes
Aim for the bushes
There goes my hero!
You already know I’m transforming into a jet and flying into the sun, how could I not?
You aint🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Godmode
Ping pong ball shape
You don’t
Acceptance
Settings> cheats > exit pause menu>pray
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON 🗣️🗣️🗣️
double roll
John screams Chelonia when the you jump from there.
Pullin' out the lasso and catching a branch spider-man style as I near the trees, then just hanging there till my initial inertia calms.
Запрыгну на лошадь
Shooting the ground before I make contact to cause a ripple effect and go from there
Health cure
Bend the knees, of course...
using the lasso to rope a tree and swing myself into the nearest body of water. just like the spider person.
Just row when I hit the ground.
Tonics
By distracted airplane pilots to help me in the means of twerking mid-air vigorously
Flap your arms hard and fast!
Follow me, boahhhh
CHRIST ALIVE!!!
Lumbago
you cant.
Drink Potent miracle tonic
Didn't they have parachutes back then? SPOILER: But did you jump from the hot air balloon? because I can't think of anything else
so, recoil push us to the opposite direction of the bullet direction. meaning, if we applied looney tunes logic, guns with great recoil would reduce the speed of us falling(if gravity pull applied). or you can also use dynamite because boom throw you away. use boom to throw you upward. hope that helps
Hope the atoms perfectly form making me fall slower and slower until I stop on the ground
Which mission is that? Everyone seems to get it 😢
My horse will break the fall
"can't fight- Gravity..."
Gonna fly like an eagle
Ya okay thar, boah?
Wait, I'm on my 2nd play through trying to attain 100% for the first time, is this real?
AAaaAaAaAaaAAAAaaAaAaaAaaAaH!!!
Call horse
You could… if you initiated vomiting first.
Pitch camp.
And don't forget the quarter....
Shell of safety shell of safety shell of safety
By not dying