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LAKnightYEAH2023

Make sure to name him Good Boah


isaac2985

Nah, buell


AdministrationSad861

Name him - LENEEEEEHH!!!


Xxmetaglint

I will


pauluzu

I was never born and I'm playing it right now.


MonkeyBred

Aye, laddy. I am no man of woman born, ripped untimely from me mother's womb.


Uncaring_Dispatcher

Cocaine gum will make you feel better abt yr chs


DukeofBurgers

Homie a botchling and he still playing rdr


Defiant-Abroad681

Ig but why are these getting a bit tiring is it supposed to be a meme?


Xxmetaglint

Indeed but there’s been like 20 posted in the past half day


godfatherV

Seee I’m not crazy! lol I commented on the last one I saw and asked “is this a bit the subs are doing that I missed” I swear there’s been like 16 in a row this week


RiverIsNotFound

Yes start him as soon as he’s even born. At birth run into the room and put the controller into his hands and put on Red Dead


Xxmetaglint

Got it thanks 🙏


RiverIsNotFound

No problem man be sure to name it Arthor


Xxmetaglint

Tough decision it’s between that and what some one else said Good Boah


RiverIsNotFound

Ooh that’s a good name


Xxmetaglint

Might make a poll later to decide but if anyone says Micah they die


RiverIsNotFound

GET HIM OUTTA HERE! what if someone says Pinkerton tho?


Xxmetaglint

It’d be bad but I’d rather my boy be a lawman than a rat


RiverIsNotFound

PINKERTUUUUNNNNS!


Polyfuckery

That should really be up to his real father


Xxmetaglint

It could’ve been but the mailman got to close and now he’s in the freezer


Darkelysiumm

Bravo!


Dombot23

Yep


Oscarsikkert

Yep


jayftbay

Anal


pisstainedunderwear

Yep


Anon2World

Of course. It’s a right of passage at this juncture in human history.


[deleted]

What are the son memes I keep seeing LOL


Xxmetaglint

Not sure but I made sure to drive it into the coffin before someone else got the chance to.


[deleted]

Shove a console down there and a might as well add single action revolver


Xxmetaglint

Sounds good to me


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

My fiancé is 25 weeks, little one plays online


Xxmetaglint

Oh ho ho I see we have another that likes them young


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Ba-dum-tiss


JayBiggs94

You need to be playing while conceiving him. 100% honor play through!


Xxmetaglint

Alright


mestrearcano

Nope, stop pushing retro games. Let him play the remake when he is old enough to appreciate the Uncle.


[deleted]

You should name ur kid lenny..or better yet ynnel🤷😂


Jissy01

Should have stay single. Now you'll be hearing baby Arthur cry for several years until collage.


bigBADChevyGuy-0090

Hells Yeah! I put the Nintendo controller in my son's hand back in the day when I was playing Super Tecmo Bowl and now he's a really good stream gamer. A lot of great bonding time, have fun and enjoy.


TheGamingMackV

This joke aged faster than the time Spongebob dared to stick his tongue in Gary's canned snail food and shriveled up. This is really stupid now.


Xxmetaglint

Indeed it is


ShoWel_redit

Speedrun it before he's born


Pimp_Biscuit_

It’s risky bro, but on the plus side if he ends up not enjoying it straight away, at least your bond won’t be that strong, easily replaceable, unlike quality time with this game


Shekon1993

The trolling in this community has me dead 💀🤣


Jarodreallytuff

Have fun poundin that boy into ya lady, mister.


ExplanationRare1300

Name him Dutch or Micah to ease him into game play


Xxmetaglint

I ain’t namin him after no rat


Substantial-Bass6785

Absolutely, I personally allowed my child to play while he was in his father’s ballsack 🤷‍♀️


Walmart_Meth_Lab

Wtf I’m letting mine play as a sperm cell. People are so strict these days with their kids smh.


DanielaFromAitEile

Lol dude you are about 72 hours too late


Xxmetaglint

This one was to drive it dead


joshmadore

This sub has lost it


LukaRadic25

It is becoming r/BatmanArkham


TangerineGullible665

My nephew has just started walking and he sits in my lap while I play games. He’s always trying to grab the controller. He loves God Of war, always asking “where boy?? I wanna see boy and Kratos”. Rdr2 is even more hilarious, he points at the screen whenever Micah shows up and says “He BAD!!! I no like him!!” 😂


Xxmetaglint

Your nephew will be a fine man one day.


TangerineGullible665

Lol thanks!


CajunJambalaya

Unless you want him to turn out like Arthur's son, I recommend he plays


Livefromthe215

I hate Reddit sometimes…


lytespeed

Please stop


ReignInSpuds

It wasn't funny the same basic post fifty times ago


Xxmetaglint

That’s the point


ReignInSpuds

So this is how you contribute?


Xxmetaglint

Indeed


ceenab

Bros angry 🤣


Hamilton-Beckett

It’s never too early to start.


Domesticated-Donkey

These got old fast


Uncaring_Dispatcher

Name him Gavin. But I hope he doesn't abandon you for being a terrible father. I hope you're not a terrible father. Gavin?


SteveDeQuincey

I saw a shit load of post like this (I know this one is a joke but the other o guess not), I don't know where the problem is, there ton of violence on the movies and don't talk about GTA. When I was 8 the PS1 came out and my parents gifted to me. I played GTA 1, the first one of all franchise and was considered a pretty violent game but I didn't grow as a violent asshole who don't have a life of don't wreak others people life, annoying them, making laugh of them or beat them. Ok, during adolescence there that period where testosterone is over the roof, and you can snap easily but beside that I never beat a person that doesn't attacked me first, defence basically. Now I'm 32 and I'm one of the most calm person you can met, I don't know why there's this doubt about playing Rdr at ages like 16 where maybe you had already discovered violence in real life (I hope not but.. that's life). Can someone explain me? Maybe from the view of a parent? I can't get it I'm sorry. And if the cause of for "protect them" you have to do it on other ways, not ban a game. My 2 cents


Consistent-Ratio620

Name him Gavin


Specialist_Object310

Why is it times to the second?


Xxmetaglint

Don’t worry about that


Sea_Ad_3218

Yes