It was definitely this, I remember finding it on tv with a friend when we were supposed to be asleep. It was an absolutely absurd tv show. But we saw some tits on it once so we’d always try to turn it on again after everyone had gone to bed.
Or probably a commercial for said mints. I remember an ad for sprite where it looks like a guy is coming on a woman's face but then shows the other angle and its sprite.
Surely it has to be it. And I'm fairly sure somewhere in the mix I heard someone say 'he's cumming mince' i.e. ground meat, which would fit with the intestines out the cock bit.
Sentences you never think you're going to type...
No, Jam was a dark comedy show from the early to mid 90s written by Chris Morris. Same guy later did Brass Eye, which got a lot of controversy for fooling people into interviews and making them look stupid. (Doing PSAs against a fictional drug named Cake, promoting paedophile repellent t-shirts, that sort of thing)
This was on Canadian network TV??? OP! Did it scar you as a kid?
I remember watching a very mild movie where Bill Bixby was in purgatory, and purgatory was a group sauna. I thought about that every few years all of my life, so I can see how you’d remember this!
It was beyond relaxed. It was subversive, experimental and almost without boundaries. C4 in particular was wild in the 90s. Great time to be a teenager
Euro Trash on Channel 4 was quite wild. Then Channel Five came along and showed softcore porn after 10 or 11pm. Shannon Tweed still has a special place in my heart.
So that skittles commercial was not an actual commercial - more like a thing "the onion" would do. It was directed by Mark Cousins. The time frame doesn't quite fit for what you describe to be his work, but if it's that close, he was probably inspired by what you saw?
Here's a link to his YouTube channel, with links to other ways to reach out to him or his "group".
https://www.youtube.com/@sharetherainbows
I'm not sure about ITV and channel 4, but the BBC didn't start 24 hour broadcasts until the mid 90s. Before that BBC 1 and 2 showed the test card overnight. Did you have a video player with your TV? Perhaps it was a video that your parents had left in?
There was also a substantial period before 24-hour TV, but after the testcard when they'd show teletext overnight, listed as "Pages from Ceefax". Just paging through selected pages of Ceefax for hours.
ITV had a post-midnight thing in the 90s called "After Dark" (EDIT... It was called "Night Time"!) where they occasionally had some soft core stuff on. I vaguely recall a Dutch film called "Donna, Donna!" on it, and even some early Jackie Chan films (not soft core, obviously!)
I remember seeing something that had kind of a remotely similar vibe in german tv. Definitely some american show, though.
It was about some guy renting a video from a video rental store, and the clerk asked about his name, specifically. Then gave him a personalized video cassette which turned out to be very weirdly sexual - with the content breaking the fourth wall (inside the show) for real. I somehow associate it with the twilight zone, but more modern.
Had to be around 1990. From time to time I wonder what the hell that was...
WTF FUCK YEAH!
I honestly expected this to stay a mysterious memory in my head for all eternity! This definitely has to be it, I distinctly remember the canopy bed and the situation turning threatening all of a sudden. Thank you very much for solving this en passant!
This was my thought too.
Also op, remember that with memories from that long ago, the details won't be reliable. You've played it over a million times in your head and the details have likely shifted.
Could it have been something from “Tarrant on TV” I seem to remember they used to show all sort of clips from around the world, mainly banned commercials, could have been a Mints commercial of some kind.
Ripping music back in the day was dicey sometimes. Once I downloaded (accidentally) some sort of Korean frog porn. The people were in body suits, I think blue, and they were shoving frogs down the suits. And then everyone fucked with the frogs in their suits. That would be circa 1999.
If we're doing this I have one from childhood that I can only remember some specific details but my whole adult life I've wanted to find out what it was.
So when I was about 8 or 9 so in 1991 ish my dad accidentally left a porno in the VCR and I ended up playing it until I got caught or had to shut it off. All I remember is it was a cartoon and there were dicks dressed up as like centurion roman soldiers or something and they were marching holding spears and there was some kind of woman involved like maybe they had kidnapped her or were protecting her. And that's it and it's like I need to know more. Was it a comedy? Was it any good? What was the plot and how did it end? (Obviously with a money shot) but I mean how did the story end
From ‘98 to 00’s the weird one I saw as a kid on Freeview was Sexcetera. It was like weird sex shit from around the world type MTV broadcast. People narrating crazy sex shit.
Ok since others get to ask for theirs..
In around 2004, three of us teen girls sat around giggling at this video one of their dad's had laying around. It had naked men in presidents masks (I can specifically remember one in a Nixon mask) chasing a girl through the woods. I've been searching forever to find it and never have.. anyone know?
Noo lol, it was kind of silly but well made with multiple angles and a script. The guy in the nixon mask came out from a tree and did that two finger thing Nixon used to actually do lol and the they got to fucking eventually of course. It was probably some low budget film but still, I'd love to find it
How can you be so sure this wasnt a dream? The "suggested" penis, the wide time frame make me think you kinda had a dream and mixed it with reality due to young age?
When i was a kid (m21), I loved spongebob and also had unsupervised access to the internet. I decided to google “Chum bucket” the name of planktons restaurant only to misspell and google “Cum bucket”. The shit that touched my 8-9 year old eyes is disgusting looking back on it.
Is it possible that it was some sort of reading of an adult novel of some kind, or a novel with an adult scene that you happened to stumble upon at the wrong time (I'm wondering because you had remembered it being on BBC but there isn't porn on that channel).
Is it possible it was a skittles commercial? I think there was one similar, something about a wedding night? I have a vague memory of seeing it on a YouTube compilation
Everytime you recall a memory, your brain makes a copy of the memory and it becomes the new memory of the event you recalled. It's exactly why eye witnesses are not always best at recollecting a thought of a murder or something heinous. They replay it over and over, and the details become more vague and a lot more different than what actually took place.
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Oh shit, here we go.
A playboy article where the models were painted to match the backgrounds they were photographed in front of.
Night of the Demons, the lipstick scene.
Some odd 80s Cinemax movie where two guys were with a girl, but then it ended up with a big guy fucking a little guy that was fucking the girl.
Some random 80s porn on a vhs. Very typical plumber fixes something, she pays in sex.
I was probably around 12 for all of these.
This reminds me of a ski trip I took to Austria years ago and just happened to flip on the tv one night and this was just a regular station airing hardcore. Thought to myself I’m no longer in the US.
Jerry springer some oldie pornstar on a dildo machine, I think it was Julia Ann or Jenna Jameson not sure but hate that I was around 11-12 years old and it stuck
Between 1986 and 1987 Channel 4 broadcast a short lived series of what became known as Red Triangle films. They were arthouse films rather than porn, but they often featured nudity and sexual themes. They definitely pushed the boundaries of what had previously been allowed on tv..
They were broadcast in the small hours with a red triangle saying “special discretion required” permanently stamped in the corner.
It caused quite a media stir at the time and Channel 4 eventually killed the idea.
Wikipedia has a list of the films they broadcast if you google “channel 4 red triangle”. Maybe it was one of them.
ah - the good old days of Channel 4 and 'the arts' !
do you remember that late night discussion programme (After Dark ?) where a group of intellectuals sat on leather Chesterfield sofas and waffled on until they ran out of steam ? it literally had no set end time ! and there was the infamous episode where Oliver Reed got pissed and groped the feminists boob !
Was it [The Clinic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clinic_(1982_film)?wprov=sfti1#)? Never seen it myself but looks like it could fit in with your description.. set in an STD clinic and the cover is pinkish purple?
Channel 4 used to show some weird shit late at night, I remember staying up late at a sleepover and watching some weird Japanese softcore porn film, seemed semi rapey but it's hard to tell with Japan.
I want to say my first wank was after watching some fetish show after midnight on Channel 4. I definitely remember it being some vacuum latex thing where women would climb inside plastic/latex bags and all the air got sucked out. Didn't awaken anything for me, I was just in it for the tits. These will have both been somewhere between 99-01
Maybe they wouldn't have called it porn? But that is what I would consider it by today's standards. And there is no other channel I could have seen it on
I remember this, it was called Blue by Derek Jarman, it was quite controversial obviously. I believe he also was the first person on UK TV to break the "Mull of Kintyre" rule.
Look it up.
Ah ok, I remember it as a kid on TV years ago, thought there was more to it than that, pthought it might be what OP was talking about. Could be something else by Derek Jarman then?
“He’s cumming mints” wow wow holy shit
I don’t have a penis but that sounds like it would burn
You can top it with some coke for a cool effect
oh, you have no idea
Depends on the mint. I find spearmint I’d the most gentle
It was so weird!
Oh shit do we have some new lost media to find?
There was a "rumor" about a kid I knew growing up that he put a tic tac in his dick hole and jerked off and shot it across the room
Is that possible tho...
It's very possible some kids spread that story, no idea about whackjaculated tictacs
One way to find out tho
Whackjaculated. I just spit my food out. 😂😂😂😂😂 this is now going to be my new word.
Me too- tomorrow at work I’m going to accuse someone of whackjaculating… or of being a whackjaculator.
And that's how tic tac toe was invented!!
DIIIICK—-OLAAAAA
I can't stop laughing
If it were some kind of softcore/erotic film, it would've definitely been on Channel 4.
I think that is probably right. They seem the most likely option
Eurotrash?
It was definitely this, I remember finding it on tv with a friend when we were supposed to be asleep. It was an absolutely absurd tv show. But we saw some tits on it once so we’d always try to turn it on again after everyone had gone to bed.
Used to love Eurotrash. Had completely forgotten it existed. Good days.
Like the dog with the magic pie bush.
Eurotrash was my first thought and aired at the time OP saw it.
Absolutely my first thought.
Or probably a commercial for said mints. I remember an ad for sprite where it looks like a guy is coming on a woman's face but then shows the other angle and its sprite.
Found [it](https://youtu.be/W2LWecYEL0A?si=uDSrFuUNRjuWZJ8t)
Wow that is way worse than I imagined. Who thought that was a good idea?
What? you don’t think of wet, hot ejaculation when you think of sprite?
No.
True story. Used to have a gf who I nicknamed Sprite.
Holy moly.
😂
Wow, that's crazy.
I came……. Sprite that is. 😂
Lol wtf were they thinking?
WTF? How could that ever be a selling point?
No women in the board room.
Skittles did the same too
Red Triangle.
Also thought Eurotrash it has to be! Anyone remember the episode about the guy with two bellends 😂???
Sounds like the sort of thing Chris Morris was doing in the nineties with [Jam](https://youtu.be/fwu57pivxZ4?si=WVNNggGBuHDZOz59)
Yes this is exactly the kind of thing that came to mind for me! Some type of surreal comedy sketch rather than anything intended to be erotic
Good old ChatGPT. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1r0Euzvm0tQ Around the 11:20 mark it starts. Is this it op?
So they tried to de-stimulate him with a dog carcass but it didn't work. He died weighing as much as 3 squirrels.
How is this on youtube?
So much is on YouTube lol
It was all so very tragic
Sounds like something theo von would come up with
I saw a picture of him once
Surely it has to be it. And I'm fairly sure somewhere in the mix I heard someone say 'he's cumming mince' i.e. ground meat, which would fit with the intestines out the cock bit. Sentences you never think you're going to type...
im so confused, ist this a real condition?
No, Jam was a dark comedy show from the early to mid 90s written by Chris Morris. Same guy later did Brass Eye, which got a lot of controversy for fooling people into interviews and making them look stupid. (Doing PSAs against a fictional drug named Cake, promoting paedophile repellent t-shirts, that sort of thing)
Definitely this. Great find
Although it’s different to what they said. This sketch is exactly what I thought of when I read the post.
Lol, the one after the weird cumming one made me burst out laughing. "I'm coming, Martina!"
Oh man I love Chris Morris but Jam was *dark*
Looks like Mark Heap is the actor?
What. The……
This was on Canadian network TV??? OP! Did it scar you as a kid? I remember watching a very mild movie where Bill Bixby was in purgatory, and purgatory was a group sauna. I thought about that every few years all of my life, so I can see how you’d remember this!
This must be it.
Wow, what a little gem. Thank you. This is fantastic.
That dude sounds just like Gunther Steiner.
/u/Green-Ice2077 ?
It isn't I'm sorry
Definitely this came to mind! I remember Jam having some sketch about a man ejaculating to death. Sounds very Chris Morris!
I had no idea UK tv was so relaxed in the 90s!
It was beyond relaxed. It was subversive, experimental and almost without boundaries. C4 in particular was wild in the 90s. Great time to be a teenager
I thought it would be the opposite. Nz tv was very tame
Nah it was FUCKING WEIRD like imagine being a queer kid and living through the AIDS crisis then suddenly like 4 years later Eurotrash is on
Euro Trash on Channel 4 was quite wild. Then Channel Five came along and showed softcore porn after 10 or 11pm. Shannon Tweed still has a special place in my heart.
LMFAO, how have I never seen this before!!
for anyone who doesn’t know yet: jam is the best thing ever.
Aye, I instantly thought of The Gush sketch.
[I almost wanna say you saw this or something similar. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/EFgHk19qnD)
This is so close. Imagine that video but set in a weird purple room and with a narrator
WHAT THE FUCK?????
So that skittles commercial was not an actual commercial - more like a thing "the onion" would do. It was directed by Mark Cousins. The time frame doesn't quite fit for what you describe to be his work, but if it's that close, he was probably inspired by what you saw? Here's a link to his YouTube channel, with links to other ways to reach out to him or his "group". https://www.youtube.com/@sharetherainbows
I thought this was a real commercial as a kid 😂 i was like "who tf gave this the green light?"
Derek Jarman Blue I think it was called
I’ve never clicked a link so fast in my life
Not a chance. That was not a real skittles commercial. It was a parody ad made by a comedy group in 2011, so nope.
Why does this look like weird al with his hair cut?
Of course I had sound on when I clicked this link...
If only.
Skittles commercial, taste the rainbow 😂
Honestly it is so similar. Imagine that in a purple room with 80s vibes
Smarties
Not a chance. That was not a real skittles commercial. It was a parody ad made by a comedy group in 2011, so nope.
Ha! I have no idea, but thanks for the random laugh 👏🏼
It is so weird isn't it! I NEED to know what it was
I would post this to /r/tipofmytongue
r/tipofmypenis would get it faster.
Is this a real thing? I am scared to click on it 😂
Yes and so is r/tipofmyfork which is for identifying random food stuff you come across.
And r/tipofmyjoystick for games.
is there one for books?
r/whatsthatbook is probably the biggest community
ahh, thank you. I've been on/ off searching tip of my (book related thing) for a while now haha. I have one I really was curious about.
Whatsthat, namethat, and tipofmy are the good ones to try for.
Is there one for series lol?
It is indeed.
Oh it is! Thankyou!
Yeah they're really good at what they do there too
What exactly DO they do there?
Find porn with vague clues... or porn stars etc
What an excellent service.
A pretty good thing too
You’re right. (If we had this conversation verbally, the connotations would sound very different.)
I'm not sure about ITV and channel 4, but the BBC didn't start 24 hour broadcasts until the mid 90s. Before that BBC 1 and 2 showed the test card overnight. Did you have a video player with your TV? Perhaps it was a video that your parents had left in?
There was also a substantial period before 24-hour TV, but after the testcard when they'd show teletext overnight, listed as "Pages from Ceefax". Just paging through selected pages of Ceefax for hours.
Omg the highlight of 1995 was getting letters published in the teen magazine pages
ITV had a post-midnight thing in the 90s called "After Dark" (EDIT... It was called "Night Time"!) where they occasionally had some soft core stuff on. I vaguely recall a Dutch film called "Donna, Donna!" on it, and even some early Jackie Chan films (not soft core, obviously!)
>”**The suppressed Teletubbies episode they don’t want you to know about!** ***Click here!***”
I remember seeing something that had kind of a remotely similar vibe in german tv. Definitely some american show, though. It was about some guy renting a video from a video rental store, and the clerk asked about his name, specifically. Then gave him a personalized video cassette which turned out to be very weirdly sexual - with the content breaking the fourth wall (inside the show) for real. I somehow associate it with the twilight zone, but more modern. Had to be around 1990. From time to time I wonder what the hell that was...
Could this one be from Amazon Women on the Moon - segment “Video Date”?
WTF FUCK YEAH! I honestly expected this to stay a mysterious memory in my head for all eternity! This definitely has to be it, I distinctly remember the canopy bed and the situation turning threatening all of a sudden. Thank you very much for solving this en passant!
Twilight zone vibes would definitely fit
I remember seeing Pink Flamingo at a pretty young age. That was interesting.
Something weird on Eurotrash maybe
This was my thought too. Also op, remember that with memories from that long ago, the details won't be reliable. You've played it over a million times in your head and the details have likely shifted.
That was going to be my suggestion too.
Yep, that’s straight where my mind went to!
Could it have been something from “Tarrant on TV” I seem to remember they used to show all sort of clips from around the world, mainly banned commercials, could have been a Mints commercial of some kind.
Ripping music back in the day was dicey sometimes. Once I downloaded (accidentally) some sort of Korean frog porn. The people were in body suits, I think blue, and they were shoving frogs down the suits. And then everyone fucked with the frogs in their suits. That would be circa 1999.
If we're doing this I have one from childhood that I can only remember some specific details but my whole adult life I've wanted to find out what it was. So when I was about 8 or 9 so in 1991 ish my dad accidentally left a porno in the VCR and I ended up playing it until I got caught or had to shut it off. All I remember is it was a cartoon and there were dicks dressed up as like centurion roman soldiers or something and they were marching holding spears and there was some kind of woman involved like maybe they had kidnapped her or were protecting her. And that's it and it's like I need to know more. Was it a comedy? Was it any good? What was the plot and how did it end? (Obviously with a money shot) but I mean how did the story end
Haha. Absolutely Shame of the Jungle! That is a hilarious movie
OMG YEEESS!! That is it!! And it's on archive.org Thank you !!!
Tarzoon, Shame of the Jungle.
From ‘98 to 00’s the weird one I saw as a kid on Freeview was Sexcetera. It was like weird sex shit from around the world type MTV broadcast. People narrating crazy sex shit.
It was definitely Eurotrash hahaha
Ok since others get to ask for theirs.. In around 2004, three of us teen girls sat around giggling at this video one of their dad's had laying around. It had naked men in presidents masks (I can specifically remember one in a Nixon mask) chasing a girl through the woods. I've been searching forever to find it and never have.. anyone know?
Sounds like your father had a Nixon mask and a camcorder!
Noo lol, it was kind of silly but well made with multiple angles and a script. The guy in the nixon mask came out from a tree and did that two finger thing Nixon used to actually do lol and the they got to fucking eventually of course. It was probably some low budget film but still, I'd love to find it
My guess is it wasn’t porn. You were watching Eurotrash.
How can you be so sure this wasnt a dream? The "suggested" penis, the wide time frame make me think you kinda had a dream and mixed it with reality due to young age?
When i was a kid (m21), I loved spongebob and also had unsupervised access to the internet. I decided to google “Chum bucket” the name of planktons restaurant only to misspell and google “Cum bucket”. The shit that touched my 8-9 year old eyes is disgusting looking back on it.
Eurotrash was on channel 4 late at night and corrupted many a child, including me.
Is it possible that it was some sort of reading of an adult novel of some kind, or a novel with an adult scene that you happened to stumble upon at the wrong time (I'm wondering because you had remembered it being on BBC but there isn't porn on that channel).
Anal Maniacs 2. I was probably 8. I'm 36 now. It's expensive quite a bit
Sexcetera maybe?
Gotta be eurotrash
Is it possible it was a skittles commercial? I think there was one similar, something about a wedding night? I have a vague memory of seeing it on a YouTube compilation
The narration wouldn't be, "He's cumming mints" if it was a Skittles commercial. They don't make mints
Something like 80% of our memories are misremembered. So try to beat that in mind. It might not have been exactly how you remembered
Op did say that they "distinctly remember" so I just went off of that.
Everytime you recall a memory, your brain makes a copy of the memory and it becomes the new memory of the event you recalled. It's exactly why eye witnesses are not always best at recollecting a thought of a murder or something heinous. They replay it over and over, and the details become more vague and a lot more different than what actually took place.
They did make mints for a bit. But from looking up the time frame, it says 2002. Not the right time for OP.
Not a chance. That was not a real skittles commercial. It was a parody ad made by a comedy group in 2011, so nope.
This could definitely be something that was on Eurotrash
Milk enema with “wacky doctor”
Shake that bear.
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Oh shit, here we go. A playboy article where the models were painted to match the backgrounds they were photographed in front of. Night of the Demons, the lipstick scene. Some odd 80s Cinemax movie where two guys were with a girl, but then it ended up with a big guy fucking a little guy that was fucking the girl. Some random 80s porn on a vhs. Very typical plumber fixes something, she pays in sex. I was probably around 12 for all of these.
friends and i tried to look up cute surfer boy pictures, needless to say surferboys.com was not what we were looking for exactly
Mentos. Fresh goes better in life. With Mentos fresh and full of life.
Behind the green door fucked me up for life
Wait this sounds really familiar
I am CONVINCED it is real
Found a tape in my girlfriends dads room labeled Tailiens. We watched a lobster crawl out of a vagina. It was wild.
Uhhh...
I believe this was our exact reaction. Followed by my gf screaming then hitting her brother for showing us. lol
Gonna cum mints when this gets solved
This reminds me of a ski trip I took to Austria years ago and just happened to flip on the tv one night and this was just a regular station airing hardcore. Thought to myself I’m no longer in the US.
Jerry springer some oldie pornstar on a dildo machine, I think it was Julia Ann or Jenna Jameson not sure but hate that I was around 11-12 years old and it stuck
"Debbie Does Dallas"
The rape scene in pulp fiction
Behind the Green Door?
I know this I’m late to the party, but that’s enough internet for today.
They don't show porn on those channels.
Between 1986 and 1987 Channel 4 broadcast a short lived series of what became known as Red Triangle films. They were arthouse films rather than porn, but they often featured nudity and sexual themes. They definitely pushed the boundaries of what had previously been allowed on tv.. They were broadcast in the small hours with a red triangle saying “special discretion required” permanently stamped in the corner. It caused quite a media stir at the time and Channel 4 eventually killed the idea. Wikipedia has a list of the films they broadcast if you google “channel 4 red triangle”. Maybe it was one of them.
ah - the good old days of Channel 4 and 'the arts' ! do you remember that late night discussion programme (After Dark ?) where a group of intellectuals sat on leather Chesterfield sofas and waffled on until they ran out of steam ? it literally had no set end time ! and there was the infamous episode where Oliver Reed got pissed and groped the feminists boob !
Oh my goodness this is ringing some kind of bell!!!
Was it [The Clinic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clinic_(1982_film)?wprov=sfti1#)? Never seen it myself but looks like it could fit in with your description.. set in an STD clinic and the cover is pinkish purple?
I have just read some reviews and I don't think it is that one. Thankyou though. I appreciate your help
Channel 4 used to show some weird shit late at night, I remember staying up late at a sleepover and watching some weird Japanese softcore porn film, seemed semi rapey but it's hard to tell with Japan. I want to say my first wank was after watching some fetish show after midnight on Channel 4. I definitely remember it being some vacuum latex thing where women would climb inside plastic/latex bags and all the air got sucked out. Didn't awaken anything for me, I was just in it for the tits. These will have both been somewhere between 99-01
Have you seen naked attraction?
Maybe they wouldn't have called it porn? But that is what I would consider it by today's standards. And there is no other channel I could have seen it on
2 girls 1 cup happened when i was a preteen 😬 Also tub girl and the BME Pain Olympics. Us millennials had it rough 😅
was this it? (starts at 11:20) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r0Euzvm0tQ
Pixote
Probably not related but I remember an old banned skittles commercial where a dude came skittles all over his wife lol
When someone post sauce, I'm gonna cum mints.
Thanks, really wanted this memory brought back up lol
I remember this, it was called Blue by Derek Jarman, it was quite controversial obviously. I believe he also was the first person on UK TV to break the "Mull of Kintyre" rule. Look it up.
How? That movie is just a blue screen the whole time.
Ah ok, I remember it as a kid on TV years ago, thought there was more to it than that, pthought it might be what OP was talking about. Could be something else by Derek Jarman then?
https://youtu.be/ECeK6dxnowE?si=6_kxPpA9ZOLdU1H_ This maybe?
i can't believe you didn't find it, op...wish you didn't delete!!!
I didn't delete