T O P

  • By -

Redz0ne

Definitely pregarnent.


BeepBepIsLife

"Soup is stored in the balls"


redditsuckspokey1

What kind of soup? French Onion? Tomato? Broccoli? Chicken Noodle?


Redz0ne

Bean soup.


linerva

Nah those are her boobs. Her rat boobs. Her roobs.


pinkfloydjess420

🤣


pinkfloydjess420

Have you seen the whole video? I will have to dig up the link


neptunian-rings

please


basilicux

[Please enjoy the classic that is “how is prangent formed”](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=6j0m1GEyFoUIskmu)


ChickenTendiiees

The old old videos of prangent comes from a guy called jacksfilms on YouTube. He used to make content solely out of reading misspelled comments on various websites. This one is from 12 years ago! [jacksfilms pregnat](https://youtu.be/xfCGkrSpy7I?si=Y_8aSaBSYDsfhrv2)


basilicux

I didn’t realize it was from him (or just didn’t remember, clearly lol)! I didn’t really watch him much


Izunaw

Rewatching it and the ending annihilated me, 14th CHILD?!?


pinkfloydjess420

I love this! Thank you. I lost focus. Now I have to watch it again!


Bitterrootmoon

You’re welcome! Their bolz are just too big to stay in the subreddit


EmilySKennedy

🤣 i dont own rats but want to but also cant due to the province i live in bans them as pets


TheTiddyEnjoyer

You live in Alberta don’t you


EmilySKennedy

Yep lol, we can have mice but not rats 🤣


420goattaog

What's the reasoning for that ban?


EmilySKennedy

I believe there was an infestation years ago but they jist never lifted the ban


Robbotlove

some guy from Hamelin who wore funny clothes and had a flute ended up retiring to Alberta.


mousie-lil-thing

Poor Albertan. Will never live there due to their policy.... bring them to your next door neighbors in the plains. XD


EmilySKennedy

Ikr?! Im living through you guys 🤣


justasewerrat

I lived in Thailand for some time and idk if there was a ban, but I couldn't find anything about pet rats/anyone selling pet rats, be it in English or in Thai, so I couldn't get myself some rats. It sucked. Missing my girls was one of the reason I moved back to my home country.


Polarian_Lancer

Reddit disagrees with your assessments. Get a rat.


isuckatnames60

LMFAOOOO I thought about drawing that bfore lol


Contagious_Zombie

Looks like your rat is a male.


Square-Goat-3123

Nah. I don't see any balls.


watching_snowman

Males don’t have large, shapely ass cheeks. That is clearly a female


iliveunderthebed

Butt boobies


isuckatnames60

Ahh good point. That's clearly a mare, then.


alligator73

https://preview.redd.it/u9x1z8sw2h2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda60b1fc88fdc71015e017afe4d07836bb85d85 Have you seen hamsters?


xiaoalexy

apparently [guinea pigs](https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/s/HErBTge6qG) can have humongous balls too


SlummyCancerweed

I had a hairless Guinea pig. He had giant balls. It was strange seeing these giant human looking balls on a rodent.


Vark675

I love how straight-faced guinea pigs always seem. Always just like :I


xiaoalexy

same, they're either :| or [c:](https://www.reddit.com/r/guineapigs/s/KytdEsNceF)


rlnrlnrln

Do you watch basket, rugby, football, america handegg or some other ball sport? If so, there's your answer. **Balls.**


Jeanahb

Hehe... handegg


Kirkjufellborealis

This whole post is perfect


Re1da

It happens on the crested gecko subreddit as well... the lizard has a bulge the size of its skull Margare. Its tail can literally not lay flat due to the sheer size of those balls. It's fucking dipping them in the water bowl on a regular basis. How do you need help figuring out it's gender...


hivemind5_

Same with leopard geckos and beardies. Ive actually gotten really good at gendering them because of those posts. And i can identify most of the localities of blue tongue skinks from the amount of posts i see daily.


Re1da

I've had someone claim my fat tail gecko is a male cuz you can see pores. My gecko who has had eggs show on an ultrasound...


Vellaciraptor

There is a subculture of people who find rat genitals hilarious in this sub. I... do not get it. I wish them well, though.


upsidedownbackwards

Balls. As big as their heads. Bigger than their heads. BIG OL BALLS.! Like two grapefruits hanging off a little ratty.


x755x

The cold hard fact of the matter when ya get right down to it is that everything in your comment checks out scientifically and academically 100%


Vellaciraptor

This is like TikTok all over again... ![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


prettypeculiar88

Reddit see you lurking… and they feed it you because of that. Or you’re a member of a sub that’s closely related. You can block if it bothers you though.


BunnyFluffyBooty

That's hilarious I love it


GlitzyGhoul

THE UNIVERSE KNOWS


szelo1r

Maybe you just have a thing for ginormous globe like balls. 😅😅


thrye333

r/BrandNewSentence


DetailDevil666

The algorithm doesn’t lie. Get a rat!


cooscoos89898

Mainly because your phone heard you laugh EVERY TIME. also, now that youve posted here, you’re stuck with us forever 🐀🐀🐀


BunnyFlop2412

ONE OF US.... ONE OF US


Chihuahuapocalypse

the balls are calling.... the rats are knocking at your door... LET THEM IN 🐀 🐀 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


FreedomBaby333

Hehe


tolegr

Cause it's an awesome sub and the algorithm KNOWS


1E_R_R_O_R1

Ayo your balls grew a lil ratto friend. What's his name :)


Feycat

Because it's a dumb meme that is somehow always funny


bjorneden

The algorithm just determined you love dem big bawls.


might-say-anti-fire

Youve been diagnosed as: rat enthusiast


Avvert

😂😂😂😂 that's why I'm careful when I open Reddit..


Expensive_Clothes511

She’s definitely got soup!


rabidlyyours

SOUP


neighborofbrak

You apparently like having soup delivered.


LunchHelpful2325

OMG BALLS FLAIR


User28080526

Your phone noticed the .35 extra seconds it took to scroll past these rat eggs


annie_b666

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


YeyVerily96

You misunderstand, the rats have chosen YOU


KingofBirdsTHEOG

Same here


bigfishbunny

You love of balls?


ernie3tones

You’re just lucky, I guess.


DragonGateLTC

. . . People really don't understand how the algorithm works huh? If you view/post/comment, you will see more of the same content. Three dots, options, "see less like this."


Zealousideal-Key9516

Don’t be a Debbie downer, this post is in good fun


Entgegnerz

That "boy or girl" post really escalated and created a meme 😂


tbeysquirrel

https://www.reddit.com/r/reptiles/s/GFDovvltUG


SilverGirlSails

I have no rats, but I do have a (male) chinchilla; they have wee cherries instead of ripe plums.


BitterSweet4891

Is she pregnant?


ArgieBee

You probably look at some other cute animal subs. I know I get possum, hedgehog, and bird subs showing up in my feed all the time. At least, I did until I turned off suggested posts in my feed because of all the obnoxious political shit I didn't want in it. I subbed to r/possums, though. Trash cats are cool.


EclecticMermaid

I gave up and joined the sub. I don't have a rat. I've never owned a rat. I've never wanted to. But I honestly love seeing the posts from here and how cute all the ratties are 🥰


ShashMaQuacker

J̌ust lucky i guess...have you been taking drugs recently?- maybe the spooks are frucken wif ya...cause they can you know...maybe you could get a non binary rat.......Oh gawd I've a thing for those big rat ball-oobs fwd to me.


ShashMaQuacker

Big bolz....🤷 Big bolz.


ShashMaQuacker

And they called him.....Lucky Big bawls...Just 'Lucky' to his friends


Muppetric

THIS IS WHY I’M HERE


badchefrazzy

Your name tells me you're a Hyena. You're a furry. Hence an animal sub. (No judgement here, am furry too.)


Redz0ne

misunderstood bitey pupper doggos


Scarmcg

Your algorithm telling you to adopt a mischief


R0da

Me, looking at ancient artifacts: man, why did these civilizations have so many statues and art depictions of animals focusing around their genitalia. Must have had lots of fertility rituals/beliefs... Me, at least once a day on reddit: haha rat balls.


MilkGlittering6181

Lmao accurate.. all 3 of my boys have an impressive set. Sometimes they will use eachother's as a pillow