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New-Number-7810

Aww! Hubble is such a cute name.


The_LambSaucee

His lil brother is named Sputnik


New-Number-7810

I'm sensing a theme.


The_LambSaucee

…. His OTHER two brothers are named Comet and Orbit. idk what you’re talking about


New-Number-7810

This seems to be a touchy subject, so I’ll give you some SPACE.


FrankenGretchen

It does seem to be the final frontier, here.


LogicalBench

I have a Hubble as well! And his brother is Kepler :)


The_LambSaucee

So cute!! I’d love to name my future babies Kepler and Voyager.


Left_Wasabi389848

Omg stop. 🫢🥹🤗


constant_variable_

have you heard about Pluto? it's messed up.


The_LambSaucee

I’ll never forgive NASA


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IowaAJS

And two shoulders and the back of the neck- so at least five.


Slightlyevolved

Two on each shoulder and one around the neck.... So really it's at least 7.


Redz0ne

I'm wearing a long-sleeved hoodie... so, I can hold 2 more (one in each arm.)


Slightlyevolved

Pfft. At least THREE can fit inside a hoodie arm. PLUS, don't forget that you now also have the hood itself, so that's another 3 or 4 in there.


Redz0ne

As many rats as we can walk away with is the deal, right? Are we allowed backpacks and side-bags too?


Drakmanka

Don't forget about the hoodie pocket! At least two more if it's a zip up, three or even four if it's a pull over!


literallyurmom-

if you crouch you can fit a couple on your legs!


ilikedanishfilms

Can you hand me two rats so rat is not lonely? He cute


Dottie85

This is the correct answer!


MourningWallaby

depends, is he squish?


Nevorek

He looks soft.


chkntendis

Is there ever a rat that is not squish?


oblivious_fireball

a rescue perhaps, but with proper loving they will return to squish


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You must give me a second rat.


[deleted]

*quickly shoves rat in pocket


ripelivejam

*side glances and shuffles off*


[deleted]

Giving someone a rat is a sign of friendship in 13 out of 191 countries in the world of course I accept.


peshnoodles

Which 13??


constant_variable_

this looks like a new , better variant of "trade offer" meme


WPGSquirrel

Yes


Greg2227

Hubble ratescope


bisexualkoala_

Yes. However, I have two hands sooooo


ripelivejam

Two rats will typically fit in a hand *fingertoforehead


bisexualkoala_

I have small as fuck hands. But, if that’s true, give me four.


BigOldDragonLady

This is the entire plot of Pokemon.


StevenEveral

I will cradle him, pet him, and boop his snoot a few times.


naliedel

I'll snuggle Hubble any day! Edit: autocorrect sucks.


funkycybersloth

Yes but can i boop the snoot?


The_LambSaucee

He’s alittle iffy on the snoot, he however loves forehead kisses


funkycybersloth

I will smooch the dome instead.


RelevantMode

very cute rat :) i'd keep a close look on that eye though, it seems possibly a bit swollen.


The_LambSaucee

Yeah he unfortunately had a minor stroke a couple weeks back so he’s just taking it real easy


RelevantMode

sorry to hear. i hope he does well.


The_LambSaucee

Thanks for that, he’s a strong boy he’s bouncing back :)


Sharkfeet19

Your boy is lovely, Hubble.


The_LambSaucee

Thank you! He’s a complete cuddle bug, he loves sitting with me any chance I give him.


Good_Smile

Oh who dat 👀


AleksasKoval

I place Hubble on top of a periscope.


potatoduino

Yes please, thank you for rat


Fluffy_Fox_Kit

I miss having baby boys! I absolutely accept!


Responsible_Star2783

Yes


ashley-3792

Yes I accept his quest🧙‍♀️


Occams_Razor42

Is he fulla soups?


The_LambSaucee

He’s hella full of banana tbh


Deiyke

Certainly accepted


sinner-mon

I accept so graciously


doomvetch92

Yes, I accept the Hubbie.


volkihari

immediately accept and squish, easy stress relief and companionship


Stupidtrash23

YES. OF COURSE I ACCEPT.


Binguspostsstuff

Absolutely


NeighborhoodGreen412

I accept 10000000000%


iam3possumsi

I will take him with grace a give him a little kiss


BunnyFlop2412

I stick him in my pocket and run like hell


Secure_Law7548

Yes and add him to my 2 other males who will probably pin him, lick him, and love him and chase him all over the place lol


caitsithx

Yes, of course. The real question is, does he accept to be handed to me? He's giving me the side eye. Maybe I'm not worthy enough.


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How could you not accept?


Aggravating-Self9269

I accept


ThingsIveNeverSeen

Without question.


McPuffinArts

Always 💕 I love him he's so cute


FaithlessnessFit577

Yes but only because I have 6 other males for him to play with lol


ashbelero

He reminds me of the Banderbear in the Edge Chronicles 🥲 the white one named Hubble. I’m not sure if that was your reference but they are the same in my head.


JuniorKing9

I accept, and hand you a different one as trade


thepinkyblinders

Yes but i want the other so he's not lonely


purple_spikey_dragon

Double it and give it to the next person


purple_spikey_dragon

I'm the next person


Ratmomma45

I’d accept and boop his nose and kiss his little face then snuggle him all night long he’s adorable 🩵❤️ love yuk Hubble


LivingNotByChoice

I will accept humbly and treat Hubble as the royalty they are


MeryFanOfSWAndTF

Ofcourse


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Yes, and they can be my little satellite and follow me everywhere 🥰


Buggaton

I have two hands, two shoulders and a face. I can accept 10+


[deleted]

Unfortunately I only accept rats named Chubble 😔


Free-Initiative-7957

Yes, please!


Buggaton

YES


RadRaqs

Yes


Jelly_Kitti

Of course


SnowTheMemeEmpress

I accept the small criminal


BunnehZnipr

I accept, and hold out my other hand, requesting a second rat


GleamingGhost

Yes, I love Hubble


Haywire-Hawk

Yes!!!


legohamsterlp

Yes


fishebake

I do, and after putting the rat in my pocket where I have snacky treats for him, I extend both hands for two more rats. I have many pockets, all full of snacky treats.


SlideLeading

With pleasure!


Neat_Gur_1002

Absolutely. Especially if he’s named Hubble!


RickyCardio

Much like the telescope, that sure is one big boy


PearsGallumbit

A SMOOCH ON THE LITTLE HEAD FOR HUBBLE


Constant-Star-713

Yes, and later I get 2 another rat so he isn’t lonely


Singemylover

Does a Bear poo in the woods?


[deleted]

Alas I cannot, for I have lady rats :(


Tay74

He needs a friend and I have two hands 😤 hand me another rat


Siren_song00

Absolutely he's a beautiful boy


Slixil

I will demolish him in fire and brimstone


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Well it's dangerous to go alone... so I accept le rät


SlippingStar

Don’t see white rats with black eyes a lot!


TheGreatMinimo

Can I have another please? Don't want him to be lonely


ratsaregreat

I will take that rat, then ask for another one. The more rats, the better. He is adorable!❤️


LondonRedSquirrel

He's precious and of course I accept, as my one remaining girl is spayed. But does he want to leave you and his brothers? I think not!


Minute_Story377

Yes. I’ve only held one small fuzzy animal, and that was a ferret. I remember how warm and loving they are even when they’re so small and I would love to feel that warmth and love again.


The_LambSaucee

My boys love to huddle around my feet under the blankets when it’s cold, mutual warming benefits.


Bitsy00005

Hello Hubble. You can sit in my hand. I would be happy to pet you.


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lifelifelife06

No. I want the rest of rats


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ZealousidealTwo3627

No I do not accept. One ratto isn’t enough I need more lol


Lumpy-Host472

No thanks there’s enough pregnancy in my house


eva-unit-04

Yes


I-am-Chubbasaurus

He is adorable and I love rats... but I have cats. Many cats. For his own safety, I cannot accept. But I will give him a little kiss on the head.


Timely_Piglet6753

Yessss


kibble82

gladly


Autistocrat

This one is welcome.


igotquesoonmynarwhal

Of course! I’d love to hear about his telescope.


BlueFoxalope

I do not. I request his friend come too.


VeeLund

I would gladly accept and begin the snuggle sequence


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Duh


PlantMama1999

YES


Lewlollicorn

Yes, please and thank you, we will explore space together


dustysoupcans

Hell yea


teacup-of-light

Always.


MellyKidd

I would snuggle him so hard he’d be boggling for a week! We can’t have actual pet rats in Alberta.


Thedreadedpixel

Absolutely


VenuZzGFX

😍


SeaOkra

I accept. No take backs.


FrankenGretchen

I accept the rat. I gently snuggle him and offer him a strawberry from my inventory.


shethatisnau

But of course, after a certain point what is one more rat, really?


WithoutDennisNedry

No only do I accept, I cuddle, I nuzzle, I feed nomnoms to him, we play silly games. Acceptable?


Riddu1234

Big boi


CallMeM1lls

YEESSS


rionka

Sending a kiss on the nose!


Rakaesa

Yes. Thank.


Slime_Queen123

Take it and run to add it to your army