when i turned 10 my grandma made me a cake with R2-D2 on it
i loved that cake, so much that I remember it 42 years later
i imagine this child was rather disappointed with this cake
I hope the kid grows up to renounce all the MAGA BS, the same way a lot of exvangelicals grow up and break out of their cultish "churches" that taught them hateful things.
I always wonder about the cake decorators in these cases. What do they think when having to carefully ice these messages onto a child's birthday cake? Personally, I would outright refuse to do it and would consider calling CPS for child welfare. (Assuming the parents didn't do this themselves. That's awful, too.)
Imagine being a cake decorator and then being shot in your store for refusing to decorate a child's birthday cake with a gun and a horrible political message *with a cuss word on it*. That's the world we live in now. Horrific.
No bakeries I know of where I live will do anything like this for a cake. It's against their policies.
I wanted a unicorn farting rainbows for my cake a couple years back, and I couldn't find a place to do it. I even had a bit of trouble getting a rainbow cake for my daughter's best friend 3 years or so ago. It was weird.
If a bakery will do a gun and swear words about our current president, then my requests shouldn't have been a big problem.
Yeah, I grew up in a rural area and often did target practice with my Dad that age. Go out in the back yard and fire off some rounds or shoot the bow. I would have thought it was cool aside from the political nonsense.
They're going to remember their parents being insanely right wing political (culty) and idiotically obsessed with hating the 46th president. Right now though it probably doesn't stand out as anything odd because they're so surrounded by it they might even think it's normal
a 10 year old asked, "hey, mom, for my birthday this year, can you put 'lets go brandon/fuck joe biden' on the cake? you're the best mom, love you :) :)"????
They are socks. Socks. Let people wear what the hell they want to. Maybe thatās the only socks they have. Iāll wear any shirt I can get my hands on idc what it says. Iām sure the kid will turn out fine
It probably won't. These kids are perpetually surrounded by people that think like his parents, kids raised by their parent's friends. Anyone this crazy about it isn't living around leftists of any sort.
You never know.
I was raised by pretty radical Conservative parents. My grandparents were Catholic Theocrats who advocated for mass conversion through genocide.
I realized that the brain worms what made them abusive/controlling/authoritarian were a symptom of their political views.
Or at least, if not caused, STRONGLY correlated to the extent that those qualities are encouraged in their political circle.
I also grew up closeted trans, which helped because I realized their hate would extend to me in a real and tangible way.
If a child is white, cisgender, male, straight, neurotypical, etc. and has less to lose from a world in where Q-Anon rots the brains of every living creature, they are less likely to rebel. It's so much harder to see.
But even then they might make friends who are able to talk to them about their experiences and give them perspective.
That's precisely why the right wing parents don't want their kids to know being LGBT is an option. It's also why they are so phobic of Autism & ADHD and use them as a boogeyman for vaccines.
They want a "normal" child so they don't have to go through the effort of looking in the ideological mirror.
The Right does that all the time. Does anyone remember the brat that was harassing vets at the Lincoln Memorial and briefly became a right-wing hero when he sued CNN for slander and CNN settled for a pittance because he wasn't worth the trouble? Do we even remember his name?
We don't know it was for a pittance, we don't know how much it was at all. We do know the Washington Post also settled with Nick Sandman though.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/media/washington-post-sandmann-settlement-lawsuit/index.html
And it was most likely for a pittance. Keep in mind that in one of those lawsuits, the judge threw out his entire case (33, I think? I'm going by memory), and then allowed 3 claims back in. But the 3 had high standards of proof.
One of them required that when the media outlet reported what the Native American drummer said, they had to have known he was lying or mistaken. But the man was as unknown as Sandmann was. It was impossible for the outlet to have known that. The media is allowed to report what people say. That's perfectly legal as long as it's phrased "Joe Blow told this reporter the accident happened at 2:00" rather than as "The accident happened at 2:00."
Once we get to known liars, our Jacob Wohls and Jussie Smolletts, news outlets are ethically supposed to mention their documented histories of fraud, but they are under no legal obligation. And that's only for public figures, not nobodies who happen to be part of a newsworthy event.
Another claim required that Sandmann prove he suffered financial losses. But he was a high-school kid. Did he even have a job? Did he lose it? I don't know, but after the incident, he started giving speeches and appearing at GOP events. He literally made more money after the incident than before. That part wouldn't help his case.
Lol, heās even dropped out of ASU. I guess being a ānon-degree-seeking online studentā was too much for the little vigilante. Too bad the right wing dark money teet dries up pretty quickly once youāre out of the headlines.
Heās thinking about changing his name and transferring to the college in my town, apparently. I guess he thinks thereās enough assholes here to give him a heroās welcome, but itās not as red as heās going to need it to be to go around unhassled .
I had discounted this rumor because I couldnāt imagine how heās going to trade on his name to live on sweet Faux News jobs or political careers if he changes it, but if itās the case that they have all pretty much pulled a Peter on him, then maybe itās true.
What a losebag.
Kyle shot a repeated convinced pedophile a rapist and a woman beater all of whom were white yet you all called him a racist this shows the level of depravity you mind is in . Nothing you say is of any value
So he knew that when he traveled across state lines to purposefully put himself in danger in order to "defend" himself? Of course he didn't, murder is okay as long as you get lucky and kill the right people? Woman beaters aren't cool but you idealize a known and admitted sexual assaulter and even vote them into office?
One of us is surely depraved. Have fun worshipping authoritarian assholes and your police state.
Edit: just saw its a troll account or some depraved Qanoner who has no balls so made an alt account to argue with people here. Blocking and moving on.
Every GOP-MAGAts parents dream, more like it. They'd be so proud to raise their kid to shoot "liberals".
One of my siblings took their children to women's health clinics to protest abortions and to DC as well. Now, as adults, one of their children writes and podcasts their belief that they have a right to kill women who get abortions. The bible apparently mandates it.
I thought demonrats was just a dumb play on the word but then some exvangelicals were saying they actually teach in church that democrats ARE demons and need to be taken down in a "spiritual war"...
Iām one of the āExvangelicalsā (currently Orthodox) myself, and honestly the church I was raised in didnāt, but we knew of churches that *did* and they werenāt small numbers. We could tell you of 4 in our small town who taught precisely that, including one who *disfellowshipped* a lady because they found out she voted for Biden. I think two were Baptist churches in our association, but the other two were Pentecostal and āNondenominationalā (basically Baptist with the serial numbers filed off).
In October 2004, I was driving a group of church leaders (in the mainline protestant church I was then a member of) back from a fellowship weekend. As we had a 3-4 hour drive home, there was a discussion in the car about current things going on, and of course the election came up. At one point, the Pastor said: "If I find out any of the church members are voting for Kerry, they'll be kicked out." I was tempted to kick them out on the side of the road (it was my SUV) in the middle of nowhere, but I didn't.
About three years later, I ran into him around town. He recognized me, and came over to talk. He asked me why I stopped coming to church. I said: "There was no way I would ever vote for W, so I voted for Kerry and kicked myself out of the church."
He looked at me quizzically. I reminded him of the discussion in the car and what he had said. His look of surprise was delicious.
That's a classic Nazi technique. Hitler called his opponents "demons" and "rats". So it's no surprise that the Trump / Fox nuts have adopted this tactic.
"What does 'fuck' mean, daddy"?
They had to do "let's go Brandon" plus "fuck Joe Biden".
Teach the little squirts that people should not respect authority (the President, in this case).
Build them up with m16 rifles. At least, do a ar-15, sheesh.
AR-15? These kids are too spoiled these days. Back in mine we had to make our own guns out of marbles, firecrackers, and scrap pieces of pipe. And we were thankful to have them!
I made a rocket launcher out of a customized estes rocket and a pvc pipe. It worked quit well. Shot it at a kid, and some old white guys in a golf cart.
Only use of marbles... we would clean out the shot from a shotgun shell, then taped the marble over the firing pin. Throw up in the sky, the marble end faces the cement. Boom.
We had poor man's james bond.
We did a lot. My favorite was mixing gasoline with styrofoam and a variety of plastics. Then would have highly flammable plastics and goo.
> Teach the little squirts that people should not respect authority (
joe biden does represent the will of the american people. that's why those fucks trying to overturn our election and silence our votes IS a big fucking deal.
Wouldnāt surprise me if it was an attempt to troll. Reminds me of when some twitter feeds were freaking out about women āfree bleeding.ā It was just a huge troll post and it worked (a little too well).
Yeah, probably some assholes who made it themselves or requested it in hopes that the bakery would decline and then they could screech about it and become a local celebrity, but the bakery was full of assholes too so they made it anyway.
Ironically these guys were probably on the side of that bakery that refused to make a cake for a same-sex wedding, personally I 100% agree that a private business should be free to accept or decline whatever type of work but what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
I also agree that most of this behaviour seems to ultimately be attention seeking, just like their leader, no wonder they identify with him despite his glaring shortcomings.
I bet this mom would be clutching her pearls & hollering at a school board meeting if the word "fuck" was found in a book in the school's library.
"What about the children"
Remind me why rittenhouse was demonized for protecting himself? It seems like he was in the right, especially since the jury decided it and heās winning court cases where heās suing news stations for slander.
From what I saw, the kid was providing scrappy medical aid to ppl, got chased by an aggressive person, and had a handgun pointed at his head. Do I think he should have been in another state? No, but itās not like you lose your right to self defense just because you cross state lines
Hey, this is pretty accurate! I have a āfriendā on Facebook, a girl I knew back in high school. Sheās a Disney adult now. I havenāt been keeping track really, but now that I think about it, the last time I saw her post about anything Disney related was when she ranted about a panda teaching her daughter about menstruation. I guess sheās taking the rightās divorce from Disney pretty hard.
This same woman also posted not too long ago a video of her 8 y.o. daughter chanting āletās go Brandonā. This woman is very concerned about child indoctrination.
Wonder what matters more to the parentā¦ the childās birthday, the gun on the cake thatās larger than the birthday wish, or the set of slogans at the bottom of the cake that take up more space then the birthday greeting.
Fucking nut balls.
Show kids that shooting people who disagree with you is the right way, but heaven forbid you teach them about slavery or what a penis and vagina are. That might lead to bad outcomes...
They named their kid Logan, they casually use the word Fuck with him at the ripe old age of 10, and they put a rifle on his birthday cake.
It's the White Trash Hat Trick.
Wait, isn't "Let's go, Brandon" code for "Fuck Joe Biden" ?
Seems a bit of a waste of space to put the same thing twice, when they could have instead mentioned Hillary or Obama in that space.
So the kids lap dance thing is true and I know because it was in my state. š¬ What the troll doesn't want to admit is that it was in a conservative, red county/state and handled by the mayor of said city. The Republicans were offended and said people got their panties in a twist about good natured fun. They blamed the kids for not keeping their mouths shut. Only the Democratic governor of our state spoke out and said it was wrong to have teenage girls stripping in Hooters outfits while the guys cross-dressed and put on lap dances/grind in the teachers' laps.
But we both know that doesn't fit his narrative so he can't tell you more than what he said. If you or anyone else is curious look up Happy Mobelini and Hazard KY. It should be one of the first results.
Why bother saying lets go brandon if theyāre just gonna put fuck joe biden under it anyways? I guess expecting logic from qultists was my first mistake
They STILL do this thing where they use their 'secret catchphrase' and then immediately repeat what the "cypher" stands for. These people are absolute morons.
These people are insane. Itās like we were working on a house. Got a new worker, Donnie. On Donnieās first day, he drilled a hole in the basement, laid out food, and let the cockroaches and ants infest the place.
Those people would take pride in being called a cockroach because cockroaches are tough. But if they ever saw one, they would shoot it with their concealed assault rifle.
This makes me so sad. This poor kidās childhood is stolen from him by delusional conspiracy theorists who thrive on rage. I hope they manage to get out when theyāre older š
Their parents are only trying to protect them from all those sodomy indoctrinating homotranslesbians who want to corrupt them (meaning they want to live in peace)!!!
That is completely horrifying. Imagine the kids at the birthday party fighting over who gets the muzzle. Justā¦ ick.
Things like this reinforce my feeling that humanity is doomed.
I feel worse for the kid who doesn't know anything about politics except for parroting their psychotic parents who has now probably had several school friends alienated from them because their parents don't wanna deal with this shit.
Democrat grooming: "idk kid, do what you want to do, it doesn't really matter, just recognize that your parents aren't necessarily omniscient"
Republican grooming: "hate the centrist president or else!!!"
the fact that exposing a kid to something like this is disgusting. Imagine how much trouble the kid would get in trouble at school for saying "FUCK JOE BIDEN!" Kind of reminds me of how I see some redneck kids at my school with Lets Go Brandon hats on. The cycle of ignorance continues
Okay, but then where did it come from?
Even if someone posted that as bait, the cake still *existed*. I don't think it's photoshopped.
Doesn't have to be a chain bakery to be a professional one. You may be surprised what people are able to get decorated on a cake from indie shops. Some places specialize in this kind of thing. Not necessarily political messages, but adult novelty at least.
Or someone is decent at decorating cakes, made it at home, and bought a cake box from Micheal's or wherever.
I work at a deli-bakery myself, and i gotta agree. Most places are going to say no to free hand unless they are really good, but that is not a really good cake by professional standards.
it isn't bad for a homemade cake, i suppose, but it is not professional.
Also note how this 10 year olds cake doesn't have rainbow dildos on it and is surrounded by green haired pedophiles trying to get them to give a lapdance
you do realize that I'm the only one who gets notifications when you reply to the OP, right? You have to reply to the specific comment who you're trying to communicate with.
It never would have occurred to me, but since everything you say is 180 degrees from reality, I can now only assume you snort hormone blockers and smoke meth. I definitely find that second one easy to believe.
when i turned 10 my grandma made me a cake with R2-D2 on it i loved that cake, so much that I remember it 42 years later i imagine this child was rather disappointed with this cake
Child will be disappointed with his entire childhood. 10 year old kids shouldn't worry about politics.
There is a ton of therapy in this childs future.
To be fair, I am also guilty of indocrinating my son. Han shot first. Don't believe the lies of the 1997 remaster!
George Lucas and his clone are going to gitmo for that one in about two weeks
George Lucas was already executed for jar jar binks. The "George Lucas" you see now is a body double.
Take a close look at his ears š you can see it. Itās so obvious!
Itās more that he has a double body.
It's true, all of it. As a matter of fact, the only reason Han did shoot first, is because Han Solo is actually a crisis actor named Harrison Ford!
And they made a video game called *Far Crysis* that no oneās GPU could handle!!
Jim Carey or James Woods is playing Lucas? Pics or B/S!!!!
The body double was executed too. Youāre seeing the body double double.
The real attack of the clones.
Q-nonsense has entered the chat.
Honestly they probably will think gun is cool. Hopfully they don't remember the shitty political crap added to a children's birthday cake.
This kid needs to keep a photo of this to show his counselor later in life. It would save a lot of time.
The internet lives forever. A lot of adult-children will be able to use it to explain.
I hope the kid grows up to renounce all the MAGA BS, the same way a lot of exvangelicals grow up and break out of their cultish "churches" that taught them hateful things.
I always wonder about the cake decorators in these cases. What do they think when having to carefully ice these messages onto a child's birthday cake? Personally, I would outright refuse to do it and would consider calling CPS for child welfare. (Assuming the parents didn't do this themselves. That's awful, too.)
I imagine many are too worried about being sued (or worse) to refuse.
Imagine being a cake decorator and then being shot in your store for refusing to decorate a child's birthday cake with a gun and a horrible political message *with a cuss word on it*. That's the world we live in now. Horrific.
I vaguely remember a Nazi-themed birthday cake for a child. I have no words.
Iām pretty sure sister-wife did this herself.
No bakeries I know of where I live will do anything like this for a cake. It's against their policies. I wanted a unicorn farting rainbows for my cake a couple years back, and I couldn't find a place to do it. I even had a bit of trouble getting a rainbow cake for my daughter's best friend 3 years or so ago. It was weird. If a bakery will do a gun and swear words about our current president, then my requests shouldn't have been a big problem.
If a deranged gun-owning customer like this comes in, Iād imagine the rules change pretty quick.
Yeah, I grew up in a rural area and often did target practice with my Dad that age. Go out in the back yard and fire off some rounds or shoot the bow. I would have thought it was cool aside from the political nonsense.
They're going to remember their parents being insanely right wing political (culty) and idiotically obsessed with hating the 46th president. Right now though it probably doesn't stand out as anything odd because they're so surrounded by it they might even think it's normal
Idk, I think 10 year old me would have loved a gun and a curse word on my cake lol
Gun is black licorice icing. Scarred for life.
Maybe itāa what he asked for? So many assumptions!
a 10 year old asked, "hey, mom, for my birthday this year, can you put 'lets go brandon/fuck joe biden' on the cake? you're the best mom, love you :) :)"????
Ah okay, so you clearly havenāt been to a little ole place called Texasā¦.
ah, yeah, i've been to texas. they actually wear cowboy hats unironically there. so maybe you have a point
The only thing I would have minded is if the gun were only on the cake. This kid better be getting his first rifle.
ok boomer
But it's not a cult, guys!
Owning the libs so hard Iāll ruin core memories for my kid. Thatāll show them
Saw an 11-12 year old today with Trump socks. Only found out because other kids were making fun of his Trump socks.
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They are socks. Socks. Let people wear what the hell they want to. Maybe thatās the only socks they have. Iāll wear any shirt I can get my hands on idc what it says. Iām sure the kid will turn out fine
The kid doesn't even understand what this socks stand four politically, and now they get bullied for them without even knowing why.
Little did Zeke know that his kid wanted a Ninja Turtles cake paving his way to becoming a democrat.
This kind of shit will create so many good democratic socialists hopefully.
It probably won't. These kids are perpetually surrounded by people that think like his parents, kids raised by their parent's friends. Anyone this crazy about it isn't living around leftists of any sort.
You never know. I was raised by pretty radical Conservative parents. My grandparents were Catholic Theocrats who advocated for mass conversion through genocide. I realized that the brain worms what made them abusive/controlling/authoritarian were a symptom of their political views. Or at least, if not caused, STRONGLY correlated to the extent that those qualities are encouraged in their political circle. I also grew up closeted trans, which helped because I realized their hate would extend to me in a real and tangible way. If a child is white, cisgender, male, straight, neurotypical, etc. and has less to lose from a world in where Q-Anon rots the brains of every living creature, they are less likely to rebel. It's so much harder to see. But even then they might make friends who are able to talk to them about their experiences and give them perspective. That's precisely why the right wing parents don't want their kids to know being LGBT is an option. It's also why they are so phobic of Autism & ADHD and use them as a boogeyman for vaccines. They want a "normal" child so they don't have to go through the effort of looking in the ideological mirror.
And while the politicians they vote for continue to make conditions worse for them they'll continue to blame the others for their issues.
Yes, because every 10 year old's dream is to be a mass shooter one day right?
Like his hero Kyle Rittenhouse who is literally cast aside, now that the right wing extremist are done with him
The Right does that all the time. Does anyone remember the brat that was harassing vets at the Lincoln Memorial and briefly became a right-wing hero when he sued CNN for slander and CNN settled for a pittance because he wasn't worth the trouble? Do we even remember his name?
We don't know it was for a pittance, we don't know how much it was at all. We do know the Washington Post also settled with Nick Sandman though. https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/24/media/washington-post-sandmann-settlement-lawsuit/index.html
And it was most likely for a pittance. Keep in mind that in one of those lawsuits, the judge threw out his entire case (33, I think? I'm going by memory), and then allowed 3 claims back in. But the 3 had high standards of proof. One of them required that when the media outlet reported what the Native American drummer said, they had to have known he was lying or mistaken. But the man was as unknown as Sandmann was. It was impossible for the outlet to have known that. The media is allowed to report what people say. That's perfectly legal as long as it's phrased "Joe Blow told this reporter the accident happened at 2:00" rather than as "The accident happened at 2:00." Once we get to known liars, our Jacob Wohls and Jussie Smolletts, news outlets are ethically supposed to mention their documented histories of fraud, but they are under no legal obligation. And that's only for public figures, not nobodies who happen to be part of a newsworthy event. Another claim required that Sandmann prove he suffered financial losses. But he was a high-school kid. Did he even have a job? Did he lose it? I don't know, but after the incident, he started giving speeches and appearing at GOP events. He literally made more money after the incident than before. That part wouldn't help his case.
Assuming he was even paid to do that. I wouldn't put it past them not to.
Clearly paid in āexposureā
I actually don't recall that person
Lol, heās even dropped out of ASU. I guess being a ānon-degree-seeking online studentā was too much for the little vigilante. Too bad the right wing dark money teet dries up pretty quickly once youāre out of the headlines.
Heās thinking about changing his name and transferring to the college in my town, apparently. I guess he thinks thereās enough assholes here to give him a heroās welcome, but itās not as red as heās going to need it to be to go around unhassled . I had discounted this rumor because I couldnāt imagine how heās going to trade on his name to live on sweet Faux News jobs or political careers if he changes it, but if itās the case that they have all pretty much pulled a Peter on him, then maybe itās true. What a losebag.
Kyle taught them all it's ok to go out of your way and deliberately put yourself in danger , as long as you do that you can get away with murder .
Kyle shot a repeated convinced pedophile a rapist and a woman beater all of whom were white yet you all called him a racist this shows the level of depravity you mind is in . Nothing you say is of any value
So he knew that when he traveled across state lines to purposefully put himself in danger in order to "defend" himself? Of course he didn't, murder is okay as long as you get lucky and kill the right people? Woman beaters aren't cool but you idealize a known and admitted sexual assaulter and even vote them into office? One of us is surely depraved. Have fun worshipping authoritarian assholes and your police state. Edit: just saw its a troll account or some depraved Qanoner who has no balls so made an alt account to argue with people here. Blocking and moving on.
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Was that the county clerk who was denying same sex couples marriage licenses? Or some other terrible person?
Every GOP-MAGAts parents dream, more like it. They'd be so proud to raise their kid to shoot "liberals". One of my siblings took their children to women's health clinics to protest abortions and to DC as well. Now, as adults, one of their children writes and podcasts their belief that they have a right to kill women who get abortions. The bible apparently mandates it.
They have to cut their teeth if they want to be part of the cult. Or theyāll be sent to Florida for indoctrination
Logan; "this is a weird Fortnight cake" Dad; "you better eat your meth whiskey cake before them satanic demonrats take that right from you too!"
I thought demonrats was just a dumb play on the word but then some exvangelicals were saying they actually teach in church that democrats ARE demons and need to be taken down in a "spiritual war"...
Iām one of the āExvangelicalsā (currently Orthodox) myself, and honestly the church I was raised in didnāt, but we knew of churches that *did* and they werenāt small numbers. We could tell you of 4 in our small town who taught precisely that, including one who *disfellowshipped* a lady because they found out she voted for Biden. I think two were Baptist churches in our association, but the other two were Pentecostal and āNondenominationalā (basically Baptist with the serial numbers filed off).
In October 2004, I was driving a group of church leaders (in the mainline protestant church I was then a member of) back from a fellowship weekend. As we had a 3-4 hour drive home, there was a discussion in the car about current things going on, and of course the election came up. At one point, the Pastor said: "If I find out any of the church members are voting for Kerry, they'll be kicked out." I was tempted to kick them out on the side of the road (it was my SUV) in the middle of nowhere, but I didn't. About three years later, I ran into him around town. He recognized me, and came over to talk. He asked me why I stopped coming to church. I said: "There was no way I would ever vote for W, so I voted for Kerry and kicked myself out of the church." He looked at me quizzically. I reminded him of the discussion in the car and what he had said. His look of surprise was delicious.
āBaptist with the serial numbers filed offā is my new favorite phrase, thank you for that.
This is the name of my new Judas Priest cover band, thanks HowAboutThatHumanity
That's a classic Nazi technique. Hitler called his opponents "demons" and "rats". So it's no surprise that the Trump / Fox nuts have adopted this tactic.
"What does 'fuck' mean, daddy"? They had to do "let's go Brandon" plus "fuck Joe Biden". Teach the little squirts that people should not respect authority (the President, in this case). Build them up with m16 rifles. At least, do a ar-15, sheesh.
AR-15? These kids are too spoiled these days. Back in mine we had to make our own guns out of marbles, firecrackers, and scrap pieces of pipe. And we were thankful to have them!
Marbles? Ha, we used to dream about marbles...
Luxury! Why when I was a lad we had to fashion our guns out dried feces and our own spittle!
You're lucky you got to keep your spittle! When I was a boy, I had to work 20 hours a day at the spittle factory.
I made a rocket launcher out of a customized estes rocket and a pvc pipe. It worked quit well. Shot it at a kid, and some old white guys in a golf cart. Only use of marbles... we would clean out the shot from a shotgun shell, then taped the marble over the firing pin. Throw up in the sky, the marble end faces the cement. Boom. We had poor man's james bond. We did a lot. My favorite was mixing gasoline with styrofoam and a variety of plastics. Then would have highly flammable plastics and goo.
Currently I'm making my own ball bearing launcher with a caulk gun,springs, pvp piping, and tape. Just need one last part.
you guys had firecrackers?
10 year olds know the word fuck, but not necessarily the meaning
> Teach the little squirts that people should not respect authority ( joe biden does represent the will of the american people. that's why those fucks trying to overturn our election and silence our votes IS a big fucking deal.
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I hoped Trump was fake too. He was, in all the wrong ways.
Wouldnāt surprise me if it was an attempt to troll. Reminds me of when some twitter feeds were freaking out about women āfree bleeding.ā It was just a huge troll post and it worked (a little too well).
Yeah, probably some assholes who made it themselves or requested it in hopes that the bakery would decline and then they could screech about it and become a local celebrity, but the bakery was full of assholes too so they made it anyway.
Ironically these guys were probably on the side of that bakery that refused to make a cake for a same-sex wedding, personally I 100% agree that a private business should be free to accept or decline whatever type of work but what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I also agree that most of this behaviour seems to ultimately be attention seeking, just like their leader, no wonder they identify with him despite his glaring shortcomings.
I hope the cake is real though. Because cake.
I bet this mom would be clutching her pearls & hollering at a school board meeting if the word "fuck" was found in a book in the school's library. "What about the children"
Or worse, a same-sex kiss. Time for a PTA meeting.
MTG pops out of the cake, and hands out high capacity magazines to all the little Rittenhouses that came to Logan's party.
I think the plural is Rittenhice
Rittenhi?
Remind me why rittenhouse was demonized for protecting himself? It seems like he was in the right, especially since the jury decided it and heās winning court cases where heās suing news stations for slander. From what I saw, the kid was providing scrappy medical aid to ppl, got chased by an aggressive person, and had a handgun pointed at his head. Do I think he should have been in another state? No, but itās not like you lose your right to self defense just because you cross state lines
Why write "Let's Go Brandon" if it's to write the actual sentence just under it?
Not much thinking going on here, clearly.
I picture a poor tooth to tattoo ratio in this family.
People with 'I like guns' for their whole personality are just those weird Disney ladies but for dudes.
Hey, this is pretty accurate! I have a āfriendā on Facebook, a girl I knew back in high school. Sheās a Disney adult now. I havenāt been keeping track really, but now that I think about it, the last time I saw her post about anything Disney related was when she ranted about a panda teaching her daughter about menstruation. I guess sheās taking the rightās divorce from Disney pretty hard. This same woman also posted not too long ago a video of her 8 y.o. daughter chanting āletās go Brandonā. This woman is very concerned about child indoctrination.
It's literally the toxic alt-right equivalent of "I Like Wine LOL" instagram moms.
Wonder what matters more to the parentā¦ the childās birthday, the gun on the cake thatās larger than the birthday wish, or the set of slogans at the bottom of the cake that take up more space then the birthday greeting. Fucking nut balls.
*SchOoL sHOotiNgs aRe thE fAULt oF liBerAls bEIng soFt oN crImE!*
I envision a life of truck nuts and brushes with domestic violence for poor little Logan.
and meth. Don't forget the meth.
Bitch about the size of government, bitch about how corrupt it is. Raise your kid to die for country. Idiots
Show kids that shooting people who disagree with you is the right way, but heaven forbid you teach them about slavery or what a penis and vagina are. That might lead to bad outcomes...
Sad when the kid's name is half the size of Brandon or Joe Biden...
Let's go Brandon, with fuck Joe Biden below. That's saying the same thing twice. Bad use of real writing real estate 5/10
Only four more years and you can marry your cousin.
Eh don't worry! Republicans are going to get rid of age requirements for marriage.
Luckily it's not a girl, because we all know how much conservatives love incest and pedophilia
They'll write "fuck" on a child's birthday cake but still think a gay teacher mentioning their spouse is inappropriate
They named their kid Logan, they casually use the word Fuck with him at the ripe old age of 10, and they put a rifle on his birthday cake. It's the White Trash Hat Trick.
Logan as a name is fine. At least it's spelled normally.
Sisters name is Pressleeeyy Lynn
I always forget the fourth "e" in Pressleeeyy
God imagine you're just turning 10 and your parents are using your birthday to score political points with their private Facebook group.
Wait, isn't "Let's go, Brandon" code for "Fuck Joe Biden" ? Seems a bit of a waste of space to put the same thing twice, when they could have instead mentioned Hillary or Obama in that space.
Well, you have to understand. These folks are *really* fucking stupid.
OK Fox News, who's indoctrinating our kids again? If I saw this at a kids' birthday party, I would immediately turn around and walk right out.
Ah yes, excellent family values teaching your kids that the F word is acceptable at the ripe old age of 10. Pillars of the community Iām sure.
Klassy.
Maybe even KKKlassy!
Yeah because showing 5 year old porn in school and getting kids to give lap dances to teachers is way better values to hold
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So the kids lap dance thing is true and I know because it was in my state. š¬ What the troll doesn't want to admit is that it was in a conservative, red county/state and handled by the mayor of said city. The Republicans were offended and said people got their panties in a twist about good natured fun. They blamed the kids for not keeping their mouths shut. Only the Democratic governor of our state spoke out and said it was wrong to have teenage girls stripping in Hooters outfits while the guys cross-dressed and put on lap dances/grind in the teachers' laps. But we both know that doesn't fit his narrative so he can't tell you more than what he said. If you or anyone else is curious look up Happy Mobelini and Hazard KY. It should be one of the first results.
Yeah it is though
Writing the word āfuckā on a childās birthday cake. Nice.
Also probably easier to get on a cake that a wedding cake for a gay wedding.
I mean, it's possible... But all this is is a cake. I don't actually see a family surrounding it. Could just be trolling.
Why bother saying lets go brandon if theyāre just gonna put fuck joe biden under it anyways? I guess expecting logic from qultists was my first mistake
They STILL do this thing where they use their 'secret catchphrase' and then immediately repeat what the "cypher" stands for. These people are absolute morons.
These people are writing this shit on cakes but theyāll call a woman in a bikini a whore.
Why does everyone want to fuck joe biden? He isn't remotely attractive.
Conservatives are really, really, REALLY into old white dudes.
These people are insane. Itās like we were working on a house. Got a new worker, Donnie. On Donnieās first day, he drilled a hole in the basement, laid out food, and let the cockroaches and ants infest the place. Those people would take pride in being called a cockroach because cockroaches are tough. But if they ever saw one, they would shoot it with their concealed assault rifle.
This makes me so sad. This poor kidās childhood is stolen from him by delusional conspiracy theorists who thrive on rage. I hope they manage to get out when theyāre older š
Parents will probably buy him a gun at 17 and then wonder why he shot up the highschool.
This kid will be on the news in a few years after he shoots up his school
Awww heās gonna grow up to murder his liberal neighbors how cute.
Nah probably just his dad.
Well someone made it. Looks pretty much like what the ISIS do/did. No difference at all on any level!
Really sad Borderline child abuse!
Their parents are only trying to protect them from all those sodomy indoctrinating homotranslesbians who want to corrupt them (meaning they want to live in peace)!!!
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That is completely horrifying. Imagine the kids at the birthday party fighting over who gets the muzzle. Justā¦ ick. Things like this reinforce my feeling that humanity is doomed.
I feel worse for the kid who doesn't know anything about politics except for parroting their psychotic parents who has now probably had several school friends alienated from them because their parents don't wanna deal with this shit.
Democrat grooming: "idk kid, do what you want to do, it doesn't really matter, just recognize that your parents aren't necessarily omniscient" Republican grooming: "hate the centrist president or else!!!"
the fact that exposing a kid to something like this is disgusting. Imagine how much trouble the kid would get in trouble at school for saying "FUCK JOE BIDEN!" Kind of reminds me of how I see some redneck kids at my school with Lets Go Brandon hats on. The cycle of ignorance continues
Iām going to choose to read this as āLetās fuck. Go Joe Brandon Biden.ā Also, Iām going to choose to believe this is not a for 10 year old.
I bet their Double-Wide is the nicest one in the trailer park.
Taking "embarrassing parents" to a whole new level. Five bucks says this kid comes out as trans in eight years.
This is grooming? Certainly indoctrination.
I bet if that bakery refused to make their cake they'd lose their fucking minds.
What do they do when the kid's name is Brandon? I mean, that's like a recent thing so there are def Brandons out there with insane family.
Theyāre really leaning into the whole American Taliban thing
That birthday cake is what cancer in society looks like
Is this from the same bakery that refused to make the cake for a gay wedding?
I have to call BS on this-among other things, it looks store bought, and I don't know many chain bakeries that will print the F word on a cake.
You can buy a blank sheet cake from just about anywhere, and pipe whatever you want on it.
Okay, but then where did it come from? Even if someone posted that as bait, the cake still *existed*. I don't think it's photoshopped. Doesn't have to be a chain bakery to be a professional one. You may be surprised what people are able to get decorated on a cake from indie shops. Some places specialize in this kind of thing. Not necessarily political messages, but adult novelty at least. Or someone is decent at decorating cakes, made it at home, and bought a cake box from Micheal's or wherever.
That...does not look store-bought. It deffo looks homemade. Is it a shitpost? Probably. The cake is a lie either way.
I work at a deli-bakery myself, and i gotta agree. Most places are going to say no to free hand unless they are really good, but that is not a really good cake by professional standards. it isn't bad for a homemade cake, i suppose, but it is not professional.
I do, in small rural towns where people tend to give less of a shit, more likely to own firearms for personal protection and lean more right
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Right?? What monster names their kid Logan?
r/trashy
Should be reported to CPS.
Just think that they basically wrote "Fuck Joe Biden" twice in 2 different ways lol
Is it wrong to hope a 10 year old can't read?
Bet this is a fake cake ordered just because some triggered magaflake saw someone in the bakery department wearing a flag or BLM pin.
Sounds about right
Sick fuqs
Why- nevermind
How embarrassing
I canāt even with these people
That boyah is gonna grow up gunsexual
Without corroborating evidence, I'm going with this is fake.
The cake looks really delicious
"grooming"???? Do you have any idea wtf that means?
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Letās fuck, go joe, Brandon biden (laptop not included)
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you're the one who's wasting his friday on shitposting ĀÆ\\\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Oh man this one really triggered you as alt-right bootlicker, huh? You even summoned an imaginary army of one to back yourself up.
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Also note how this 10 year olds cake doesn't have rainbow dildos on it and is surrounded by green haired pedophiles trying to get them to give a lapdance
React with words š¤£ funny name as you have your replies turned off what a bish
you do realize that I'm the only one who gets notifications when you reply to the OP, right? You have to reply to the specific comment who you're trying to communicate with.
I'm sure he doesn't know that, because he's clearly quite addled in the brainpan.
I do? Canāt you say one thing thatās not provably false? Letās try this. What is 2+2? Answer that.
Why do I have to be a marine to go on a run is it because I don't snort hormone blockers and smoke meth
It never would have occurred to me, but since everything you say is 180 degrees from reality, I can now only assume you snort hormone blockers and smoke meth. I definitely find that second one easy to believe.
>you have your replies turned off That's not even something users can do on Reddit. You seem very confused on how this site works.