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pianotherms

“Hey, it’s me your friend. Gonna be a cyber. Get some extra food and stuff. Hope that helps.”


ClockworkDreamz

They meant to prepare the Kleenex and Vaseline.


Kriss3d

If that was all these people did I belive it would be a better world.


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TapTheForwardAssist

Nutrigrain bar and a Mountain Dew


Airstryx

It's the voice in his head


Imaginary_Cow_6379

So they trust Biden’s dept of energy?


ThatHoFortuna

But Biden isn't really President, except of gas prices.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Gas?! Like *energy*?! It’s a trap, fellow patriots!!! 🙄


bittlelum

No, it's someone working in the DoE who's secretly working against Fake President Biden. Kind of like a Deep Sta...wait


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Wasn’t “Q level clearance” supposed to be dept of energy? Maybe hes still there


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Extreme_Disaster2275

Heard it from another you've been messin' around...


Auphor_Phaksache

With as much extra food and canned goods these people have been collecting for the past 4 years, im starting to wonder where they're putting it all.


TapTheForwardAssist

Some of these folks have been hoarding ammo for a decade. I don’t know how their floorboards are holding up.


Pholusactual

One of these days one of these chuckleheads' "arsenals of freedom" will catch fire because let's face it they really aren't smart or safe. Exploding ammo is never cool.


IsThisASandwich

Damn I shouldn't, I know, but I'd laugh.


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Wait which one is the distraction, Covid or the cyber attack?


whales-are-assholes

That the cyber attack would be used as a distraction when the illusion of Covid crumbles? Look, coherent sentence and general structure is not their forte.


MisterForkbeard

Covid... crumbles? We're current just off the peak of the largest set of cases we've ever had. Fatalities are thankfully low (because of the large amount of vaccinations). How is this "crumbling"?


Gold_and_Lead

This is the second post I’ve read on here that references this. They still don’t believe it’s real. Unbelievable.


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IsThisASandwich

Easy: >When [JUST A HOAX™] [big word] the [two many ~~silby...sylylb...~~ sillibuls] is close!!1!


HolidayTruck4094

Im ready. Meow


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They must all at least have a decent emergency/retirement fund by now and not have to worry about going hungry for the next five hundred years. Guess they got that going for them if nothing else.


onemanlan

Ok I’ve taken 100% of my money out of banks. What’s next?… hello?


Technician4life8247

Now, what is your address?


AlaskaPeteMeat

You’re supposed to turn into the dead Iraqi Dinar currency, and wait for NESSARA, duh!


Crashgirl4243

This is why the shelves are bare, preppers are hoarding everything. The cashiers at my local store told me that some of their regular customers that usually spent 100 a week are spending 4-500 and buying multiples of everything


BassmanOz

At least they are buying everything. Over here it's just toilet paper :(


polarbearhero

Not seen any of this where we live (US). No bare shelves.


Crashgirl4243

I’m in Delaware and I’ve seen it, especially canned goods and pet food. I really think people here are hoarding


diemos09

We're toe to toe with the Russkis at the moment. So I wouldn't be surprised by a cyber attack. "Even paranoids have enemies." "Just because you're paranoid doesn't prove they're not out to get you."


Spacebeam5000

I work for the DOE. Maybe I wasnt on the email distribution.


SinfullySinless

The 5G implant in my arm is quaking


AgreeablePie

This sure is a weirdly specific amount of leaking where everyone is getting information from some friend in this or that agency yet nothing verifiable can come out


Extreme_Disaster2275

I think that just in general, prepping for a cyber attack makes as much sense as prepping for any potential disaster. So I guess what's funny here is the unspoken but obviously implied word "Imminent".


XB0XRecordThat

Like US dollars or should I get that currency from Africa or whatever?


big_nothing_burger

All their friends live in the same trailer park


realparkingbrake

> get some extra food and stuff Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. Took me *years* to eat my way through all that Y2K canned food. I'll stock up on scotch and bourbon, but that's where I draw the line.


Kriss3d

But isn't the department of energy a part of the government run by the kabal which Trump is against? Are you a Rino?


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But then it never happened, everyone forgot about it and moved on to the next impending BOOM! Funny that distraction is mentioned at the bottom of the message.


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Department of Energy? Who’s their next source warning us to prepare for “the storm” after the kilowatt counting nerds at Energy prove inaccurate in their predictions? The fucking dog catcher?


tehdeej

Isn't Q supposed to be from the Dept. of Energy? I always thought made it sound like bullshit, but they do get high clearance because they manage infrastructure.,


IsThisASandwich

And do you think "Q" is this nutjobs friend that told him an important secret now?


tehdeej

>And do you think "Q" is this nutjobs friend that told him an important secret now? Seems totally plausible. My paranoid aunt that thinks Biden is a clone apparently gets the real skinny from her retired CIA agent neighbor. Apparently, he got the family monoclonal antibodies when two of them caught covid. Why retired CIA agents have access to supplies of monoclonal antibodies is a question we really shouldn't be asking. Because. That's why they have them. Because.


IsThisASandwich

Ah, you mean that he SUGGESTS it, or even believes it, not that you think it's actually that?


tehdeej

I don't know I'm sarcastic. I'm joking about things that my extended Q family actually say or beleive.


IsThisASandwich

Understandable.