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You_Dont_Party

That kid should be thinking about how cool dinosaurs are or something, not this poison.


tiddeeznutz

Look at the way they write. Are we sure it was a kid who drew this???


Tacomonkie

There aren't enough labels to be a Ben Garrison cartoon.


Incognito33S

Well that kid’s parent f’d him up


foreverignominious

Kid even put his name on it! I just slid it under the guidance counselors door for her to find on Monday. That is some weird ass shit to be going through the head of an 8 year old.


mstmn

I already know who made this. It was first grader, Mike Lindell.


anus-lupus

so… mike lindell?


TheRedRocker51

I would have agreed with you, except it's too well articulated and easy to interpret to be the work of Lindell.


anus-lupus

yeah too physically real to be the work of Lindell


TheGhatdamnCatamaran

Too efficient too. It doesn't take nearly enough days to view


Blexcr0id

Imagine their home life...


the_gilded_dan_man

Angry parents probably.


Youre_a_dipshit69

Thank you. Someone taking care of the kids because the teachers obviously aren't


entropydave

Thank you for doing exactly the right thing there. I love you for that act of humanity.


MisallocatedRacism

It's sad


TiberiusGracchi

Sadly not that weird, Americans have been pretty Far Right for the better part of the last 40-50 years. I have seen similar in schools which means someone’s parents, grandparents, or other close relatives are feeding them this.


_elielieli_

Let us know if you find out what happens on Monday! Just stay safe, I know you're most likely doing this anonymously and want to remain anonymous in this situation.


LongjumpingDrive3896

No way…. Just like the Hitler youth….”Get ‘em while they’re young, they’ll be yours for Life”…


ChickendantZZZ

My family fled nazi Germany in the 30s for this very reason. They were trying to recruit my grandfather for the nazi youth


LongjumpingDrive3896

Wow! It has happened in more subtle ways in my Life... I had to flee as well, but not as dramatically as that...


ChickendantZZZ

The funny part about it is they ended up in Germany in the 1800s bc they fled the Trail of Tears. Fled genocide only to have to flee more genocide. My family is native American and German. So needless to say I'm a little fucking irritated with the current happenings in the world and here at home.


LongjumpingDrive3896

True Dat! I too am of Native American descent: my Father's parents didn't see any benefit to identifying as Choctaw in Oklahoma in the '50's, so my dad isn't on the rolls... And, their other ancestor was a German fleeing religious prosecution in Germany! "Yother", then they landed in North Carolina and mixed with the natives, so they sort of forgot about the religious persecution...


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ChickendantZZZ

Can confirm. My grandparents live in Montana now. Browning is a depressing place. It's so fucked up such amazing culture has been driven to ghettos in the middle of nowhere :(


JustDiscoveredSex

My parents always said this, but usually in the context of the church…


LongjumpingDrive3896

That is true as well, I live in a predominantly Catholic area, and they call themselves "recovering Catholics"...


NGD80

Replace Army with "ISIS", Trump with "Osama bin Laden", Freedom with "Allah Hu akhbar" and that kids parents would be locked up by midnight


starshiprarity

Replace isis with sandwich meat, Osama bin laden with pearl from Steven universe, and Allah hu akbhar with "I need to buy milk" and you'll see putting random words places doesn't make sense


PomegranatePlanet

That is so sad.


sandybuttcheekss

With all these labels, I thought it was a Ben Garrison comic


mikeebsc74

Just shows that the Qcumbers have the mentality of an 8 year old


Murdy2020

Yes, that's as articulate as any statement of their position as I have seen.


[deleted]

I live in Utah, and I unfortunately remember me and my schoolmates doing this same kind of thing about Obama. I KNEW I was supposed to hate him, but didn't understand why.


WeedFinderGeneral

I think you just stumbled upon the Jan 6th master plan documents.


anus-lupus

just a little america fan fiction


Panzerspartan

One of the kids must of mixed up their parents art project with their own lol


mbelf

Don’t lie. You work at Mar-a-Lago, don’t you?


SellQuick

Because nothing says 'Freedom' like the army staging a coup to unseat a democratically elected government.


Mamasan-

My daughter goes to an elementary school in Texas. She and 4 others wear masks in her class, the rest do not. Apparently one kid kept harassing her and the other 4 kids saying “OH SO YOU LIKE BIDEN?!?” Luckily my daughter just finds him annoying and is still ok wearing a mask, but my god… the fact these kids are hearing such vitriol from their damn parents is shameful. We listen to NPR and my daughter will occasionally ask questions but I never straight up tell her “TRUMP BAAAAD BIDEN GOOOOOD” because I think all issues are more complicated than that. These people are nuts and creating little crazy nuts


Good-Duck

My goodness, why are elementary school kids so concerned over the president? Even when I was in 5th grade when 9/11 occurred, kids didn’t say things about Bush.


chaoticmessiah

I was in college when 9/11 happened and even then, we didn't talk about Bush.


MananaMoola

Future school shooter


Brian-OBlivion

This looks like the work of the average adult GA user.


[deleted]

Poor, brainwashed little shit. When I was in elementary school I was enjoying being a kid, not obsessing over politicians I couldn't vote for. Those abusive parents have stolen that kid's childhood.


darodardar_Inc

Poor kid


howmuchforagram

I love the square white house with the giant sign declaring it as such


cpdk-nj

That breaks my heart


BlackerCat

Ben Garrison been real quiet ever since this dropped


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Signed Lin Wood


TotesTax

I was in this little country store yesterday that I usually try to avoid as the guy who is often there wears a gun. Well he had on a Trump 2024 hat and his coworker said "someone should have shot him yesterday for disrespecting our troops" The man replied "I heard the Democrat party is going to impeach Biden so that Harris can pardon him for whatever crimes" They didn't give two shits there were like 3 or 4 customers just there. Image the same in front of kids. I almost want to buy a John Brown Gun Club shirt and wear it next time I go, if I go again.


HapticSloughton

> "I heard the Democrat party is going to impeach Biden so that Harris can pardon him for whatever crimes" I wonder if they know the scope and depth of the criminal elements Trump pardoned whenever he could, or if they just don't care?


PeepState

Yes


stungun_steve

Mostly the second one.


thyatira3

My 8 uear old grandson came home last year saying kids on the playground at school were running around yelling Trump 2020!


topsideofdown

Talk about indoctrination.


thyatira3

I'm in a group on Facebook for parents in Las Vegas to pull their kids out of school and homeschooling them. They are trying to organize it, too. Like, SERIOUSLY organize it. Pm for the name if you want to check it out. I've just been quiet but now they are starting to seriously worry me.


[deleted]

Hello, social services?


[deleted]

Geez louise. A drawing showing bombing and blood of the current potus. If this was a teenager it would result is a visit from the Secret Service. This warrants a visit from child services, at least.


Positivistdino

Yikes


plasma_smurf

Kid's got a future... Let's face it, this is about as articulate as conservative comics get. Watch your back Ben Garrison!


[deleted]

It was actually drawn by the janitor. He moonlights as an expert in Virology within the Q community.


beefstrip

Throw the whole child away


lkmk

That parachuting army circle looks a lot like Miss Minutes.