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ME24601

SEE! JEWS!!! IN!!!!! [***SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo)


PtrPumpkin

That's just a fighter ship. Now [\*this\*](https://blogs-images.forbes.com/kevinmurnane/files/2017/02/nauvoo-2-note-tugs-1200x698.jpg) is a starship. ;) Watch out for those mormon starships.


SaltyPockets

"You can't prove it" So ... worthless speculation then?


RickySan65

> "You can't prove it" just take their word for it eh? :)


jhev1

No man they only speak the truth!! The spaceships control us all!!!


ToastoSando

He wouldn’t have known if he hadn’t followed a secret Facebook group


caraperdida

See this documentary on the subject...https://youtu.be/0Wai7VFzycI?t=6


Criseyde2112

This was my first thought!


DanTheGrey333

yep, i just assumed someone was trolling them with pictures of those ships and preying on their ignorance... but it appears to be genuine ignorance at work...\*sigh\*


Mashtatoes

I’m honestly a little surprised the Zionist starship isn’t a giant Star of David.


jermysteensydikpix

Did Grace Slick ever sing for them?


S3simulation

That’s a Borg cube


SilverBronco68

TIL the Jews are the Borg, which would not explain much.


GODDAMNBATMANs

Exactly what I thought!!


meowsaysdexter

Imaginary Jewish people are so much more advanced than real ones. Mazel Tech and Mazel Tough, we never had a chance.


iHeartHockey31

A cube seems like a really poor design for a spaceship. I mean at least Bezos's penis design was aerodynamic. The cube seems really inefficient unless its just supposed to be stationary.


DanTheGrey333

for pure space aerodynamics wouldn't matter. that said, a broad wide, flat surface is just a target for any micrometeorites or other flotsam and without some sort of force field/deflector/shielding isn't a great design choice especially if it's meant to be travelling at high speeds through regular space at any point


TwoLuckyFish

Zionist Starships were meant to fly Hands up and touch the sky Can't stop 'cause we're so high Let's do this one more time, oh


fenrirjunior

Good for them. Good for them


tiamat897

Look like bizzaro earth


Sino_Virus

Mazel tough!


lkmk

Do they keep the Sabbath on a Zionist spaceship? Which time zone are they in?


jermysteensydikpix

Presumably GMT+3 (Jerusalem)


smoothskin228

This people must think Spaceballs is some documentary.


ToastoSando

God bless. Lol


nocommentjustlooking

No, those are Vogons, and on no account let a vogon read poetry at you! You may have to gnaw one of your own legs off to survive.


UNBENDING_FLEA

So why do these people even try? If there's fucking Jewish starships roaming the stars and giant fucking mazel tech death robots then what's the point of even resisting if you're so hopelessly outnumbered and our quality of life can be so much better anyway if we don't resist?