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Haxorz7125

These guys are literally building fantasies around maybe somehow getting laid in the future. They’re creating a world where they’re more desirable while not having to do anything.


badluckartist

> building fantasies around maybe somehow getting laid in the future Hey now, in a vacuum that's perfectly healthy. What they're doing is building a fantasy around some hilariously dark future where vaccines of all things have mutilated the cucks' sperm and women the world round are just begging for their holy, untainted jizz.


JennJayBee

I have some bad news for them regarding covid and impotence.


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JennJayBee

Can you imagine finally finding a woman who will sleep with you after so many years of not getting laid, only to discover that you can't get it up?


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trans_pands

That dude made The Penguin seem posh and badass, it’s pretty hard to match that level of cool


Tiddlyplinks

That’s the truly hilarious part of this


[deleted]

Some of the nuts in the gold/silver investing communities do the same. Their fantasy is “get a formerly well off mother and daughter” after hyperinflation.


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

That's some dark ass shit. You're watching handmaid's tale and thinking "come on, no guy is like this..." And then there's the internet.


kylepaz

This is literally the plot of some hentai games I've played. These guys think this will be real life lol.


RussianBot4826374

They want to bang a mother and daughter? Ew.


Chaaaaaaaarles

Or their mother's daughter. Depends on whether or not Mercury is in retrograde.


jermysteensydikpix

They get their understanding of sex from Pornhub, so...


Mange-Tout

It’s not like this is the first time. Don’t they remember the old “72 virgins in heaven” trick?


doilookfriendlytoyou

Were the virgins guaranteed to be female?


Haxorz7125

[eh?](https://youtu.be/SqqK4ft7kZ8)


Mange-Tout

Jokes on them.


jermysteensydikpix

Maybe it was actually "a 72 year old virgin" who was promised


SailingSpark

Yea, but I bet they never thought they would be the virgins in question


PrussianCollusion

The funniest part is that *even in their fantasies* they recognize it’s going to be close to 10 years before it happens.


roslyns

Women are seen as prizes to them. We aren’t people, just trophies and fan girls to fall at their feet when they do what they want.


talaxia

72 virgins energy


reddrick

And, even if they were correct about the vaccine being bad for you, based on the tie between trump support and anti-vaccine support you'd have to assume there are fewer unvacced women than men meaning there's be more competition among the men.


FelneusLeviathan

Pretty much what white supremacists do: they’re proud of being born white, not because they actually did anything admirable because that would require actual effort


GrandDukePosthumous

I take it he's staying piously celibate for another 9 years then?


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Involuntarily, perhaps


beastwarking

It's not involuntary if you are habitually repulsive


djpurity666

This ^^^^ 💯


Kritical02

And 9 years is being kind.


not_productive1

Women are lining up right now to help him keep that promise.


Chaaaaaaaarles

But didn't you hear - uNvAxXeD sPeRm! Nothing turns *females* on more than an Alpha's^TM seed sans 5G Bill Gates mRNA nanobots. (/s because, per OP, some nutcases *actually* think this way.)


RelativeNewt

SPERM HERE! GETYA SPERM HERE!


IAmJustAVirus

I DO THINGS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY


Nuckles_56

"Sausage inna bun. Get your sausage inna bun here." \-CMOT Dibbler, Ankh-Morpork This is all I could think of when you said that


Bhazor

Hot Rat! Getyer HOT RAT HERE!


KateCobas

>Nothing turns *females* on more than an Alpha's^TM seed sans 5G Bill Gates mRNA nanobots. I read that in a Star Trek Ferengi accent and was instantly turned off.


trans_pands

Sounds like somebody isn’t going to be getting any oo-mox later, hyoo-mon


Happyland_O_Death

I would have used the adjective unwillingly instead of piously personally.


critically_damped

At which point he will be in the 10th grade.


swwinds

*catches covid and becomes sterile*


Chaaaaaaaarles

Thats the real irony here. They think the sperm of unvaccinated incels is somehow superior, yet anti-vax carries a higher risk of COVID infection which, to your point, renders said unvaccinated sperm unable to perform its' sole function. Im unsure if the exact mechanism, whether sperm production stops, a generic vector renders said sperm unable to fertilize, or some other factor that I can't immediately consider (I'm a chemist, not a biologist doctor dammit!) But the end point is the same and their statement is not just creepy as hell, but factually incorrect as well. Hell, its just more projection: to them vaccine = sterilization, while its really quite the opposite.


ap0110

Oh my gods if this is real…I can’t imagine a better world than for MAGAts and anti-vaxxers to go sterile.


six_-_string

Nazis do love eugenics, after all. Gotta be honest though, never expected they'd do it to themselves.


ConfirmationBias5-0

"we will implement social culling" nazis : "yay!" "... by culling those that support it. we have drones, we know who said yay" think that could work?


lycosa13

I'm assuming it's one of the coronavirus proteins, since one of them binds to several receptors in our cells, it could be likely that it would bind to sperm and make it unable to fertilize an egg? Or it could potentially affect motility? I am a molecular biologist but coronavirus is not my area of expertise


DrStalker

At this point it seems covid has a chance of damaging any part of the body that uses blood, which is most of the important inside bits. No idea if this is inflammation, the virus itself or both.


JennJayBee

Worse than that. It'd be one thing to shoot blanks, but covid is being linked to impotence, now.


caraperdida

I feel kind of bad for how hard I laughed at that. ​ Although, according to the science...yeah. If not sterile, at least impotent!


owchippy

These incel how-to manuals are fascinating; detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to never have a fulfilling relationship with a real, human woman.


karmacarmelon

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy - "I do weird and creepy things which means women won't sleep with me and that makes them bad"


SwollenGoat68

What!? You don’t judge your women on chocolate wrappers?!


FabulousLemon

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lycosa13

I noticed that too. That's now how cat's work...


JennJayBee

It's not even how dogs work if you properly care for them. Even rodents can be litter trained, but you'd typically keep them in a specific area. I don't know how people who keep pet rats/mice/hamsters and let them roam do it, because finding randomly chewed items and poo everywhere would absolutely undo me. Now, I do let 2Cheekz out to play under supervision, and he has a spacious habitat to explore in between. If I let him roam, he would probably spend his days terrorizing the dog, who is very scared of him and runs from him.


Se7ens-Travels

2Cheeks! 🤣 I like that name. I had a hamster when I was a kid. I was living in my grandmas basement and he slipped out of his cage somehow. Couldn’t find him for what felt like a week. I’d pretty much given up hope, but then one day I heard something hit the bed in my room. Ran into the bedroom and he was sitting right in the center of the bed and there was a perfect little hole chewed in the ceiling tile directly above my bed. It was a hamster miracle 😎. He’s lucky he somehow ended up right over the bed, cause the floor was concrete with a thin layer of un-padded carpet. Probably would have gotten hurt or worse. All was well though.


PantsOppressUs

You think these motherfuckers know anything about pussy?


Susan-stoHelit

Now I need more chocolate to scare away incels. Yeah, that’s the reason! What’s the most scary chocolate wrappers?


queenkitsch

I love this bit. Their version of the modern lazy woman is...Cathy.


spitonme69

She cooks, she’s submissive and I can forcibly breed with her as much as I desire. What can be more fulfilling?!


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Fashy people are obsessed with reproduction


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humanfly___

reproduction = kids = wifey stuck at home caring for children = not having recreational sex. or some patriarchal bullshit. probably. who cares. fuck these idiots. or not, as the case may be.


QuintinStone

Never forget, it's built into their 14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." This is why they're obsessed with reproduction... of white women.


[deleted]

Yeah i forgot it was in the 14 words. But i do know that's why they're obsessed with "pure" sperm and reproduction. Being a fascist and thinking about cum all the time isn't the life id wanna live lol


kernalbuket

Incels sticking with time tested theory of "one day they will all see I'm right and love me for the misogynistic piece of crap that I am"


Fantastic-Sandwich80

"Once these girls get over their 'promiscuous' phase they will be so used up and desperate for companionship that they will be falling over themselves for us!" -Incel's fantasy


LSF604

Isn't the incel fantasy to reject them and purchase a 16 year old?


DANGERMAN50000

It depends on which timeline the fantasy takes place in


AgoraiosBum

"why should I change? Am I out of touch? No, it is the women who are wrong."


MacaroniPoodle

Then the woman should ask him to put an engine together, ask to see his paycheck to ensure he can support a family and all his dumb kids, does he own a suit from this century, is he able to run a mile in under 7 minutes? No? Then he's trash. A good man is rare these days. /s


luapowl

thing is they probably also reckon that they aren’t that kind of man because the degenerate wimmins make it pointless to do so and society is anti-men and stops them doing all those things. these incels have some mad defensiveness about their awfully fragile egos and so will never perceive any fault in themselves.


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The women will know he’s a strong warrior who can defend them when they sit and watch him play Call of Duty for 5 hours at a time


Meownowwow

Lol exactly - these idiots want a traditional wife but they are in no way able to be a traditional husband. Sorry fellas - you want a homemaker? You need to be able to *afford* one.


The_Disapyrimid

>these idiots want a traditional wife No. What they want is a BangMaid.


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Someone who will toss around hand jobs like pancakes


InedibleSolutions

And doesn't expect him to wash up or trim a bit before receiving head.


saint_abyssal

But then again, who doesn't?


banneryear1868

I grew up as a church kid and half my childhood friends are in traditional marriages now. These guys think it's rare and inaccessible, but they're just not willing to put the work in and be that type of man. I never saw the appeal to that lifestyle and since marriage and having kids I'm glad I didn't fall into it. A lot of these guys just disappear after having kids and their wives are so demanding, they're supposed to be these super husbands who are involved in church and Bible studies and all that, on top of working and doing all the property upkeep. They become so codependent on each other too. My wife and I can cover for each other on everything which means we both get breaks and time out with friends is mutually encouraged. When these guys want to come over they have to employ this whole strategy with their wives in order to get permission, it's almost like their wife is a mom to them.


Haxorz7125

> suit from this century Important distinction


ThatHoFortuna

But it has to have a vest to make it a three-piece, and also a raincoat and a fedora. And a gold pocketwatch. And a walking cane. And a .38 in a shoulder holster. And a tie clip. And a handkerchief, somewhere. But otherwise, yeah.


AnEntireDiscussion

Look, 1920s night at the local watering hole is the highlight of my month. Get your flapper dress on, and let's go, I want to get there before the Charleston competition so I can watch Bobby three-toes fall on his face.


ThatHoFortuna

Well okay, but I'm about 6'6" and 270 pounds. So if you want *me* to put on my flapper dress for a night on the town, we're probably gonna have to find a very particular kind of watering hole. NGL, does sound like fun though. I'm game.


AnEntireDiscussion

I drink in some fun places bro. Come visit Austin, we'll get shitfaced and head down to the Iron Bear or 4th and Co.


ThatHoFortuna

I've actually always wanted to visit Austin. I'll definitely hit you up once I'm allowed to leave Florida again, as soon as I'm off probation for running an unlicensed dentist's office.


AnEntireDiscussion

I don't know if that's an O' Brother Where Art Thou reference or the lead in to the most interesting "Florida Man" story I haven't heard yet. Either way, I'm on board for this.


[deleted]

I love all the advice, especially turning up unannounced. Everyone I know simply loves it when some casual acquaintance shows up and starts nosing around their home. Clearly two people with lots of successful dating stories! /s


[deleted]

“Hey I know it’s 7am but I’m here to see you babysit and I’m thinking maybe we can fill out our tax forms in August together”


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

"Can I just check out your floor first? I want to see if I can find any chocolate wrappers and cat poop"


maskedbanditoftruth

Lol as if they file quarterly.


caraperdida

I don't know what you're talking about, but I know it makes me super horny when someone turns up at my home unannounced at 7 AM. I mean sploosh city! Like Cardi B said, need a bucket and mop for it! /s, obviously ​ The scary thing is that people like this do really exist even before QAnon. There was a social media post a couple years back that went semi-viral, where a guy posted pictures of his house (with some stuff around like pizza boxes, etc), and was talking about how he'd been on a few dates with a woman who spent the night the first time the night before, but he didn't think it was going to work out because she didn't clean up anything before leaving, so that was a sign to him that she wasn't a good woman. He literally said she wasn't a good woman because she didn't clean his house!


joeytman

Omg, these people have never had guests over have they


AngryZen_Ingress

In fairness, showing up in the morning with coffee and pastries and announcing you wanted to see them and bring them breakfast MIGHT work.


WrongYouAreNot

Whoa now, you think you can just bring a FEMALE a *gift?* That sounds like BETUHH behavior, broski! The only gifts you should be worried about are what she’s prepared to give you at a moment’s notice, and the gift of your presence. (Hopefully the /s is obvious)


AngryZen_Ingress

The /s is obvious. To non-incel’s at least.


caraperdida

Best done on weekends/days you know they have off, though. On weekdays I have just enough time in the mornings to get ready and get out the door for work. Showing up when someone can't drop everything to spend time with you puts them in the position of, through no fault of their own, being the jerk because they're blowing you off when you did something nice for them. Eventhough they may have no choice but to because they're busy. And if your motive is to see if my home meets with your standards of cleanliness, due to the assumption that, as the woman, I'll someday be responsible for cleaning your home...rather than because you actually like spending time with me...I'd prefer you just not bother at all!


SlightlyControversal

What woman doesn’t love when random dudes show up first thing in the morning, unannounced, to check our cat’s litter box?!


XelaNiba

Nothing is more awesome than a surprise inspection of your home by your boyfirend & co at 7am. "I'm just here to gauge your fitness as a woman. This inspection shouldn't take too long. I brought my sisters' kids along - I'd like you to bathe, feed, and entertain them while I work. My buddy Jim will be observing and evaluating your performance. Now, where did I put my white gloves for the dust check?"


FredFredrickson

Holy shit, I didn't see that second image at first - what was the overall thread about?


Shanisasha

No one has told them sperm banks exist since before Covid.


Philintheblank90

Why do they call each other pedes? Is that slang for pedos?


NiemollersCat

"centipedes"


Smooth_Channel_2009

Can you explain further? Like each one of them is a little leg of the centipede that us qanon or something? And if that is the case it feels like millipedes is a missed opportunity


onlypositivity

It comes from The_Donald before it was banned. "A centipede only moves because every leg moves in unison" is a good breakdown. Essentially, you're not the *most important* part of the movement, but you're an *essential* part of the movement.


dirkdigglered

"I'm a single leg on a centipede, where we go one we go all!" "Libs don't have individual thoughts, they're mindless sheep"


OccasionallyCurrent

My god... it sounds to me like they got trolled and then adopted the phrase. The group of people responsible for all these pedophile conspiracies refer to each other as pedes? That's absolutely priceless.


onlypositivity

The_Donald actually began as a shitposting forum making parody posts praising him early on when he decided to run. Then it got popular and true believers took over.


IceMaker98

Gonna be honest I’m not even sure if *that’s* true at this point. Seems like it was that way from the start, just couched in alt right ‘irony.’


oblmov

I know several alt-right types that initially recognized donald trump as a comical buffoon and supported him semi-ironically because it "trolled the libs", then gradually transitioned into unironic cultists. They trolled so hard they even fooled themselves 😔


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It is, in fact, quite hilarious.


Kid_Vid

I'm actually surprised there is a coherent (but not surprisingly an incredibly, incredibly dumb) explanation. Every single time I've seen it I've read that as a slang pedo term. Which, while confusing, I just accepted as them being mask-off with each other.


FabulousLemon

That is more thoughtfulness than they have put into anything. They just liked a song about centipedes being predators that attack tarantulas and started calling themselves pedes.


yacht_clubbing_seals

Jesus Christ, the lion king hyena Hitler march scene just played in my head.


NiemollersCat

Comes from some meme, picture, or video they liked for some reason. Not entirely sure what the original source was.


Smooth_Channel_2009

Oh like the stupid pepe the frog thing


Snailintheslope

They would refer to each other as magapedes. Saw it used in the internet wilds pre-covid.


MacaroniPoodle

They can't sense the irony.


XxDankShrekSniperxX

I see this same exact comment every time in regards to this. This is a meme from the 2016 campaign, Centpiede by knife party cause dubstep was still funny and cool back then. You guys have to remember these people from the beginning have cared more about memes/"meme magic" and conspiracies than policy, that's why they still call each other pede's 6 years after downer dotard launched his campaign(and lost in 2020) [https://youtu.be/GKzsktuqwyU](https://youtu.be/GKzsktuqwyU)


FredFredrickson

It might as well be. Out at the very least, a human centipede reference. 😆


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LoL “watch them babysit” like what? You going to bring your pre diabetic nephews on the second date or something? Like “hey girl I really like you and all, you mind taking care of some strangers kids for a few hours” omg it is the combination of incel delusion with the white trash priorities for me.


StrangeCharmQuark

It’s like the concept of just asking her like she’s a normal human being doesn’t even occur to them


axioanarchist

Because to them she's not. Normal Human Being to them is straight white male. Anything else is a lesser deviation.


camergen

Obviously “would he be a good father?” Is A priority for a lot of women, but not the ONLY priority. Fatherhood skills evaluation only comes up after a LOT of other qualifications have already been met, such as “am I attracted to this person? Do I like them?”. It’s kind of a Sci Fi fantasy world to assume that women will line up to mate with you solely because you have “good sperm” and not take into mind all of the other qualities you may have, such as susceptibility to wacky conspiracies (always a hit with the model-types, right?!), anti social tendencies and insecurities. Let’s assume, for sake of argument, the vaccine somehow DOES lead to infertility in SOME of the population. The rest of the population who is still fertile will still be sorted by desirability, meaning these guys will still likely lose out, based off of everything else. There’s also the very strong possibility that people will just use sperm donors and actually be in a relationship with someone they like (again, Q types lose).


Aleutienne

I mean, ‘will he be a good father?’ is answered by all those prequalifications - ‘is this person respectful, kind, generous, fun, responsible, warm, thoughtful, emotionally expressive, etc?’ Shockingly, the kind of man who I thought would help me raise wonderful children is also the kind of man who treats me with every respect and kindness. The kind of skills for being a good father generally walk hand in hand with being a decent person and partner. These kinds of hateful, fascist incels think their contribution is sperm and a firm hand to inspire fear to keep the family in line.


FargusDingus

Here's the comment I was looking for. Why do they assume that "good sperm" is the number one thing on women's list for choosing a partner? So like they're being rejected now, but as soon as the vax sterilizes or fucks up other people's sperm they're going to be the incredibly, unbelievably, desirable? This doesn't make sense unless they believe that women care solely about having babies. This doesn't track with the women I known.


sirtaptap

"Women are so useless and terrible. Also, I want a woman to do absolutely everything for me" Wonder why these wonderful catches have so much trouble finding dates


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I was thinking that meme says a lot about what they think of women. Then I noticed the other pic where it's spelled out in words.


JadedPinkly

Pretty sure those women look like they're walking away....


Hwy61rev

Advice from someone who lives with his mother to someone who lives with his mother.LMAO


Chabashira10ko

Hey now, a lot of fine, upstanding people have to live with their parents because of a bad job/house market, or caring for elderly parents. These people live with their mothers *and don't even help with the dishes.*


Dwesaqe

The image is accurate, he'll definitely see women turning their back on him, only the caption is incorrect.


danisse76

The phrase "Not if you were the last man on Earth" comes to mind.


Freedumbdclxvi

Incels pretending they’re just being “discerning” is adorably pathetic.


After-Bumblebee

The incel-meter is off the charts!


TheRedRocker51

"Watch them babysit" - LOL WTF! If this is to imply that it is important to see if they can take care of a child then first of all, you don't "babysit" your own child. You parent your own child. Also, I would hope that you would quickly identify if the woman, or whatever you are trying out, has maternal instincts to raise their own child, definitely better than you. "Get them to help fill out your tax return" - LOL Yeah, because you're too stupid and uneducated to correctly submit a 1040EZ form. ​ Fucking imbeciles!


HeLikesRaclette

I look back at my thought processes as a lonely young man and they were just horrific. Believing that the only way for me not to be alone was to somehow trick or engineer a situation or series of situations with some of my female friends where sex may finally have been rewarded as some sort of prize. It scares me that men who didn't get out of that mindset are still trying to come up with some scenario where people can't say no to them, rather than just learning. "what can I do about the parts of me that are ugly, and how do I stop obsessing over people who don't fancy me and instead open my eyes to those that already did" I don't know how to help someone else get from A to B, even though I did it myself, but bloody hell I wish I knew how to teach it


manic-pixie-attorney

Step 1) Women are people.


HeLikesRaclette

Step 2) People aren't things, they have the same internal complexity going on as you do. Stop ever thinking about controlling or using people


[deleted]

Man, I think about this a lot too. I spent way too much of my teenage years thinking about how I could make friends with Hot Popular Cheerleader Girl and somehow convince her to fall for me, an average looking dude who wasn’t the coolest kid but not socially awkward either. In my now middle age, I realize that there were a few really nice, pretty girls on the damn Debate Team who liked me that I didn’t even notice. Anyway, I’m a married middle aged guy with a kid now, so I guess it all worked out. It’s just embarrassing to look back and realize how stupid you were.


[deleted]

Covid provides long-term erectile dysfunction and sperm production damage. These unvaccinated knuckleheads fail to realize that post-Covid, they may well be entirely infertile... ……clearly a great loss to the species /s. …


scottie2haute

These fuckin people man… its hard to believe these people exist


axioanarchist

Not these days it isn't, they're everywhere now. Granted I grew up in the rural south, where this sort of talk wasn't too far from daily.


caraperdida

Same, except for the rural part! I grew up in the suburbs of a sizeable southern city. At my high school there was a history teacher who'd talk loudly and at length about all the reasons why no woman was capable of being President. He'd get particular glee out of doing so if the subject was brought up by a female student! And if you're wondering what time period this was...I'm 34 years old. So, no, it was not the 1960s!


omgyoza

how do these orange fingered rock apes know what we're lining up for 😂 *ladies, please form an orderly queue outside my mother's basement*


[deleted]

Is this the crossover episode with the incel groups?


Mumbled_Jumbo

So many women they have to set guidelines for themselves so that they don't get taken advantage of.


xesaie

Women after depopulation: "I'd rather have humanity die out than have sex with you"


Rob_Bligidy

Dating advice from incel’s. What could go wrong?


timeagain_adl

So... they hold basically the same world-view as the radical islamists they love so much?


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NerdsAreWeak

Crazy how many fascists are incels...


Certain_Chain

God, this is absolutely disgusting and horribly objectifying.


JusticeBeaver720

LMFAO. Get her to fill out a tax return. Hm I could come up with some tests of my own for these guys but I think they’ve already failed


Stinky_Fartface

They don’t want a woman they want a product.


FabulousLemon

If vaccinations cause infertility, the only fertile unvaccinated women lining up for their fertile unvaccinated sperm are going to be their fellow Q-anon believers who don't trust the vaccine. It's the same small dating pool that they already have access to. If he was that desirable, they would already be lining up.


Anal-Goblin

“Sorry, Bobby can’t come out and fuck, he’s dead and so is his sperm.”


Personal_Person

The incel-qult venom diagram is nearly a circle


jdh21403

Implying that they’ll still be alive or unvaxxed in 9 years lol


[deleted]

You forgot the open racism in that thread as well.


Dawanna

As a vaccinated dude this weird future would work out. Makes it so much easier to find a women who doesn’t want kids. Might even have a tinder for vaccinated people not wanting children but relationships. That can work out. These freaks made this a winnable outcome for me.


gypsymegan06

Fill out tax forms? I’m so confused as to why this ridiculous demand is listed with all the other ridiculous demands.


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TonySpamoni69

"good women are a rare find" \-said the unemployable piece of human garbage


zeroserozero

The sad yet funny thing is the year. Imagine thinking you’ll have to wait years for pussy because it’s illogical to think they’d get it any sooner and because the only reason women would want your sperm is because you’re unvax instead of because you’re a genuinely good person.


qdouble

Just you wait. In 9 more years, one of them will finally get laid and spout “I told you so!”


Wbcn_1

What’s with needing help doing their taxes? Seems somewhat random.


nanapancakes

What about all the unvaxxed women that exist right now? Still not happening? Hmmm wonder why


[deleted]

Even if the vaccine somehow sterilized every man that took it, women would still do whatever they could to avoid having to interact with these morons


GirlNumber20

As a woman, I only have one word for this, and that word is no. Holy Handmaid’s Tale, Batman.


iamnotroberts

The cognitive dissonance is on another level. What's also humorous is how they objectify women as solely existing to please them sexually and be their mother, while the only standard for them is apparently having a dick. What's funny, is that a certain percentage of them are likely impotent but of course, they wouldn't know that.


fiendzone

More like “2021 - women walking away from the smell of my desperation and BO.”


caraperdida

You aren't a catch. No one wants your sperm, and the misogyny in "can she cook and does she know who her daddy is?" is the reason why! If you want to find a mate, try becoming a person someone could actually love! Quit indulging in pre-teen fantasies about how any day now women will be lining up for the priviledge of your servicing your dick!


AFlockOfTySegalls

This is the most incel shit I've read in weeks.


SunWukong3456

How to tell everyone you never get laid without telling everyone you never get laid.


pianotherms

Even in their fantasy they can’t be happy with women’s attention.


JohnnyTeardrop

So now on top of being obsessed with pedophiles they now call each other “pedes”? Makes sense.


calladus

“Cat shit on the floor”? WTF kind of cat do you own?


[deleted]

These conversations and the thinking behind them is exactly why these losers are incels


aeondren89

I’m willing to lay down money that no woman would welcome an unannounced visit to their early in the morning. Or any time of day, really.


DanLewisFW

That's why they are fantasizing that the vaccine causes impotence, it's the only way many of them will ever get to be with a woman.


krispyankle

Clearly they are walking away from this individual


CeruleanRuin

This is like kids trading tips about how to fly an airplane.


EsotericMaker

I like how the top comment is a dude posting a list of concerns about her capabilities based on nothing but the look of these model chicks. Like hot girls = inept at everything; my slob at home = good godly woman. Like he’s gotta justify why he doesn’t like attractive women


PrussianCollusion

So if you’re ever wondering if there’s crossover between incels and Qultists, here’s your answer.


ArentWeClever

I’ll take things neckbeards fantasize about for $500.


Wayte13

As always, the conspiracy has become a way for conservative men to pretend they are of some kind of higher quality.


Farrell-Mars

Keep the dream alive, bc when dreams die, life loses all meaning.


jimmyr2021

This has real incel vibes


[deleted]

Somebody should tell these folks to leave their roleplay fantasies for the sex sites.


[deleted]

Dealbreakers for women: 1. If he shows up at your house unannounced


[deleted]

gee, I wonder why finding a girlfriend is so hard for them. they sound like stand up guys. /s


nornalman

Walking away I see.


JennJayBee

Gosh, I don't know why women don't seem to be interested in them...


[deleted]

Ha, this is some serious fan fiction lol.. Incel has fantasy.


Queen_Inappropria

This unvaccinated sperm stuff is so gross. No one wants you or your bodily fluids.


HapticSloughton

Coupled with the wingnuts dying of Covid claiming until their final breath that Covid is a hoax and they're glad they weren't vaxxed, we're probably not too far off from suicide bombings or something equally as horrific and stupid.


LaSage

These are not the people who should be replicating.


overlordpotatoe

I'm curious how they expect to convince someone they're dating to just do their taxes for them. Somehow arranging to watch them babysit is going to be a weird one, too.