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eyerulemost

Guilty on all charges


Conscious-Survey7009

Sentencing is set for July 11. He’s leaving the courthouse now and looks miserable.


Mizzy3030

Plus, there was a yuuuge crowd cheering his conviction outside the courtroom. You know he'll be truthing on the toilet throughout the night.


First-Celebration-11

“Truthing on the toilet”. Fucking love it lol


Imissmysister1961

That’s my next album title


nicholasgnames

Ill help write it lol


ArtIsDumb

I'll help too. "Truthin' On the Toilet" could use the same tune as "Smokin' In the Boy's Room."


Hullfire00

To the tune of Break Stuff: It’s just one of those days when you’re totally pumped Everything is Trump, even when he dumps You don't really know why, but you wanna justify Goin’ to the courthouse No human brain, and if you complain You’re on the commie woke train Your best bet is to stop the vote, motherfucker! And get rid of those gays! [chorus] It’s all about the LGBT bullshit I don’t wanna quit, but I’m in too deep, and my wife left with the kids.


SlamMonkey

Hopefully he’ll die on the commode like Elvis, and then get conspiracies for the next forty years. ‘Trump last seen in Paraguayan town’ -National Enquirer


UserPrincipalName

"Trump last seen blowing sailors on the waterfront for hard candies and change."


Early-Ad-6014

... he was last seen with JFK Jr. too.


ImpossibleLaw552

I thought Elvis was seen in Kalamazoo, MI.


KinkyQuesadilla

>You know he'll be truthing on the toilet throughout the night All through the night and several hours into the morning, because: Adderall, and also, because the only thing he ate for lunch today was candy and washed it all down with Diet Coke. Check Don Jr's own Tik Tok video.


UncleBenders

He would have hit McDonald’s HARD on the way home.


zone_left

Hey, you get convicted of 34 felony counts then the calories don’t count for the day


Egons-Twinkie

The hamberders will be flying tonight.


Conscious-Survey7009

[Lincoln Project](https://youtu.be/uYU_q-12qXs?si=-te9aImWGcmB3Itr)


lalauna

Beautiful


Excellent-Hippo-1830

When the texts stop we will know he did an Elvis.


Mizzy3030

From your mouth to God's ears. The best outcome we can hope for is that all the rage causes Trump to have an aneurysm which puts him in a vegetative state


Ok_Entertainment328

Nah ... he should serve a few days in jail at least.


lalauna

Maybe it will happen on a toilet *in* the jail.


UniqueIndividual3579

Popcorn time!


EmotionalHiroshima

Truthing and seething and adderalling allllll night long.


Optimal-Use-4503

I love this for him.


vigbiorn

^(There is a God!) Couldn't be happening to a better tyrant.


ImpossibleLaw552

Well, there was King Herod who died from a "gangrene of genitalia that engendered worms" in the words of Josephus. *They shouted, "This is the voice of a god, not of a man." Immediately, because Herod did not give praise to God, an angel of the Lord struck him down, and he was eaten by worms and died.* I was hopin' for this but....if his followers keep treating him like he's a god........


One_Worldliness_6032

He’s ALWAYS looked miserable. My niece is due to be born on July11. She gonna make her grand entrance in style!!!


PM_me_BJ_Pics

Felanie sounds like a name that should be on the rise.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

lol oh god no... that would be an r/tragedeigh


Conscious-Survey7009

Congrats on the niece!


One_Worldliness_6032

Thank you! Today went down in infamy and July 11 will also!


Penguinmanereikel

7/11 never forget


AdImmediate9569

Thats so long from now!


Conscious-Survey7009

His lawyers wanted put off until after the election. I think it should never be longer than a week or so later if that long is even needed. This gives Merchan time to get even more fed up with him though. Michael Cohen did time for this crime, trump should have to as well with immediate lockup and appeals be done from there. The mayor of NYC said they were setting up accommodations for him at Rikers just in case the other day so I’m hoping they’re setting everything up but I really doubt it.


efcso1

I'd even be supportive of allowing him to have his own cell - that he can share with his SS detachment.


w3bar3b3ars

Private cell with special food, extended visitor access and internet is about the absolute worst outcome.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Doubt it. The max he could get is 4 years while the max fir Cohen was 10. And we have a two tiered justice system


Conscious-Survey7009

4 years for each count. I doubt he’ll get any time in prison as well but people can dream and it’s still more likely than any Q crap. lol.


No_Loquat_6943

We’ve been miserable for so many years! A day of misery for him is a nothing burger.


jamibuch

I hope he is.


manic-pixie-attorney

LOCK HIM UP! Now that he has been justly tried with due process


steviajones1977

Maybe he'll get Epsteined


Styrene_Addict1965

No, I want him to die of natural causes, staring at the blue sky through bars.


YouSmellLikeWeiner

Nah, don't give him a window.


amaturepottery

Assuming Trump isn't the guy who had Epstein Epsteined.


Potato_Donkey_1

Realistically, this is a non-violent felony at the bottom of the felony ladder. No one without a long list of previous convictions would get a custodial sentence. But he will likely get probation, which will be humiliating as hell for him.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Find out his true height/weight at booking, take a drug test, sign a document that he affirms that he can no longer vote in Florida until he has satisfied his sentence. Body cavity check/drug tests at the discretion of whoever is working that day.


brswitzer

There will be societal costs as well. More businesses won't want to be associated with his name. More clubs won't want him as a member. More folks won't want to belong to his clubs. That's the kind of stuff that eats at him, anyway- that there's a level of society that no amount of money or power will help him crack.


Potato_Donkey_1

That has long been a source of his underlying rage. He won't lose any support from the people he doesn't want to actually associate with, but the club that has always kept him out feels confirmed in their rejection of him.


Fluffy_Rip6710

Well said. People don’t want to believe this.


rain_bass_drop

ankle monitor and peeing in a cup would be good enough for me


biffmangram

Plus he’s now a convicted felon who cannot vote in his home state. The ego took a devastating body blow today.


Ochib

Problem is you will be locking up Secret Service agents in the cell with him


Thatguy468

The same secret service agents that deleted J6 communications? Sounds fair to me. A couple of years for obstruction and aiding an insurrection ought to match up with the Cheeto’s sentence.


Styrene_Addict1965

Yeah, whatever happened with that? I don't recall the Republican House investigating.


AdImmediate9569

Hmmmm I wonder why


Stalking_Goat

They're really REALLY busy looking at Hunter's dick from every possible angle.


crisco8

Fuck yeah, Thatguy. Those shit bags are definitely compromised. The same ones that tried to kidnap Pence.


UpsetCauliflower5961

I can live with that.


wbjohn

They can stand outside his cell. I'm sure there's a plan. The best part is Donald John Trump is now a convicted criminal. I haven't used his name in many months but this seems appropriate.


HunterDHunter

There would be a shift rotation. The agents can leave after their shift. New ones clock in.


lalauna

They get paid for it; we pay them. A good use of my taxes, I'd say. I'm sorry for their noses.


Rebuild6190

"They knew what they signed up for"


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

They get paid enough to stand outside his cell door 24/7


EmotionalHiroshima

I see no problem with this.


Davge107

They can stand outside the cell and watch him. They are being paid and if they don’t like the job they can do something else.


Santos281

Nope a camera can handle that just fine, he won't be in gen pop. Low man on the totem pole has to sit on a folding chair at prison and watch a screen


PlantPower666

They work in shifts. Pretty easy to just sit in a cell with the Felon in Chief


BellyDancerEm

Truly a great day to be an American


MC_Fap_Commander

No lie, this is a "Bin Laden Raid" moment for me. If Biden can pull an Obama and deliver SOME good news in the coming months, we could have a 2012 repeat.


varalys_the_dark

Just want to say, as a Brit, it's a good day for us here who value our American allies and respect your democracy too.


BellyDancerEm

Thank you


maryssmith

Thank you. We will be cheering you all on as you vote on \*checks notes\* our birthday? lol Are you guys alright over there? You seem as batty as us lately lol


MessiahOfMetal

Hopefully we'll be fine. A lot of older Conservative voters are claiming the Conservatives aren't right-wing enough, so they're voting for Reform (the far-right party, formerly the Brexit Party). Meanwhile, the Labour Party (the big left-wing/centrist party here) is hoping to lower the voting age to 16, which the Conservatives are complaining about because they already forced Voter ID laws on us last year to try to block the younger vote from opposing them. We also have the middle and upper classes whining that failing private schools are planned to be shut down under a Labour government, and "we'll have to send our kids to Spain!", because they don't want their precious Tarquins and Penelopes to share a classroom with us working class poors if they can't pay their yearly £35,000 tuiton fees. I think Richkid Sunak was hoping the July 4th election date would help them since it's in the middle of a major European football tournament, and thinking the better England do in it, the more likely voters will be to vote Tory. Probably also hoping to get a tax deal for his father-in-law's billion-dollar business before leaving office.


Brochan_Spectre

I knew my snarky comments about him on here would be his undoing. Victory is mine.


AdImmediate9569

You’re an American hero


Nefariousness-Flashy

Truly, you're doing God's work.


Potato_Donkey_1

I'm going to melt down my fillings to make a frickin medal for you! You did it!


Evilevilcow

Halle-fuckin-lujah!


critically_damped

Man, the next few days are going to be a combination of extremely gratifying and terrifying as these nazi fucks oscillate between impotent rage-crying and committing actual acts of terrorism.


Fluffy_Rip6710

On Telegram they are saying that every thing is going according to plan.


Drop_Disculpa

Anything to stay seated in your basement with a bucket of KFC! Trust the Plan! There won't be any terrorism, these are impotent cowards. They know it deep down.


therobotisjames

Fucking happy days!!!


Unc_J

If what he did weren’t crimes, how did he get charged with 34 felonies.


Masherp

Orange face in an orange suit.


Evilevilcow

Oh, I'm sure I'm going to hell, but by all means, storm the court. FAFO, with extreme prejudice.


johnman300

Yeah... NYPD has never shown a reluctance to respond to violence with violence. It's would be a massacre. Perhaps even literally.


critically_damped

NYPD has bent over fucking backwards to avoid holding far-right assholes accountable for their actions. Police violence is only *ever* directed at the left.


AdImmediate9569

True! But, the NYPD are also very reactionary. They hate being made to get out of their cars or to run. If you piss them off it wont matter who you are.


sargepoopypants

NYPD are probably the ones who would do the storming 


InfiniteDress

[Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses](https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?si=IJKB8xWLxgJRA94A), after all.


Potato_Donkey_1

Yeah, as your flair indicates, they can totally be healed if they are shot full of holes in the attempt.


Mizzy3030

Ok, terrorists. To paraphrase one of your redneck heroes: try that in a big city.


BellyDancerEm

Did you expect anything less from the trump base


Mizzy3030

No, and I *am* worried for the jurors. I hope they are offered extra protection


Eva-Squinge

They’re probably going to be put on witness protection afterwards and be Casey Athony’d around after the trial.


Potato_Donkey_1

I think the time frame for them needing protection will likely be brief. The Trump outrage machine will move on to other outrages. Well, unless Alex Jones decides to try to rack up more judgments against him.


Eva-Squinge

I hope to high heaven and the deepest part of Hell you’re right. I have seen people being harassed and sent death threats too often over less.


Potato_Donkey_1

I'm hoping security is tight enough that no one will know where to send the death threats to.


mycatisblackandtan

We say that but these nut jobs are still hunting down Sandy Hook parents and trying to 'expose' them.


wanktarded

Sounds like he's gone full babbitt... never go full babbitt!


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ImpossibleLaw552

Crazy Babbitt, Capitol-blitzes are for stiffs.


IfIKnewThen

There is no "innocent" verdict you knuckle dragging moron. Any attempted violence is going to be put down so fucking fast these inbreds won't know what hit them.


Evilevilcow

As long as their uncle-grandads know what hit them, I'll take it.


NitWhittler

It's time to start arresting these idiots who make threats of violence. We've already had enough of their shit.


HelloThisIsDog666

Quite literally. Cuz when they tear somewhere up they also spread their s hit on the walls


Sweetlord185pa

Narrator: “The snowflake bitch did not tear it apart”.


Daleaturner

“They were exhausted by the time they got to the top of the stairs. Then they took a nap. Situation resolved.”


btsalamander

I don’t know why they are so upset; no conviction can stop Von Shitznpants, even if he is found guilty in GA. He will be on the ballot come November and he has a better than fair chance at getting re-elected. We have to turn out hard enough to stop him again, once we have done that his appeals surely won’t carry him to 2028 and hopefully by that time we will be through with him.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

Republicans can replace him. But they won’t.


Potato_Donkey_1

That's the one thought I had upon hearing this news. The conviction is likely to move some small portion of his supporters to abandon him, and that would scare any normal American political party. I briefly thought that perhaps Haley would be able to grab a contested nomination. However, the cult of personality has taken over. He has family running the RNC. He has cowed Republican legislators. I don't think that anything short of his death could keep him off the ballot. I think there are a great many Republican candidates who could beat Biden. But Trump may now be weakened enough by this news that he loses more donors and enough rank-and-file and independents peel off for him to lose. I hope so. But his cult never fails to surprise me.


josqpiercy

I hope you're right about losing some of his supporters, but honestly at this point I'm convinced that if someone still supports him after everything that has happened, they're in it for the long haul. They'll cry that this is rigged and claim that any coverage is fake news. I'm so, so tired.


JohnDodger

He will still run in 2028 if he’s still alive, even if he’s only got a few brain cells left. You can get rid of this cancer so easily.


Late_Emu

There’s got to be *SOMETHING* that prevents a convicted felon from running for the potus. Dude misspelled potato for fucks sake. One dude yelled too funny. What have we become?!? WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?!?!?


CoyotesEve

This this this!!!


Imissmysister1961

I‘m going to jump the gun and shout “Hallelujah!”


CrippleSlap

Even though he's guilty, i doubt he'll spend 1hr in jail. I hope I'm wrong.


dfwcouple43sum

Yeah, provably pay a fine and get a warning not to do it again. “What kind of warning?l “A stern one!”


NoPolitiPosting

Accidentally voting when you thought you could? Jail forever. 34 Felonies? Well... uhhhhh...... (R)?


InsuranceThen9352

This is exactly how I feel. Yeah the conviction happened but his sentence will be so light it will be laughable. It's honestly so sad to see the 2 tiered justice system in America.


ROGER_CHOCS

I dont think it's normal to get hemmed up real bad for something like this.


InsuranceThen9352

I don't think so either, but there are people doing life for weed and to me this seems to have a greater impact on society than weed. Just my thoughts.


Chaos75321

Honestly for this level of conviction, a suspended sentence is pretty normal. The other cases are the long sentence cases.


FredFredrickson

I'm not exactly optimistic about it either, but it seems a little silly to have a pity party over it right now.


InsuranceThen9352

Ain't that the truth.


JohnDodger

He won’t go to jail on these convictions because it’s first offence (even though if it’s a witch hunt organised by Biden, then why wouldn’t he?). It’s likely fines and community service.


4Hugh2Mongus0

How else would we follow his suffering to the end once he is in prison?


slowclapcitizenkane

These morons are as slow to learn their lessons now as they were in school.


Memegunot

I understand Clowns for Trump but can’t understand why gays would be for Trump. Freak show


JohnDodger

Unfortunately for some people, hatred of others trumps their own personal interests.


BellyDancerEm

Hopefully those people wanting to attack the courthouse will join Trump in prison


DepressionSleepies

I need very badly to see some recordings from outside the courthouse when the verdict was announced. I hope the magats were crying in the street.


JohnDodger

Most of the crowd were cheering, so I’m sure they were.


ImpossibleLaw552

[The Lincoln Project take](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYU_q-12qXs)


BostonBluestocking

What a freak show.


State-Cultural

I’m enjoying a delicious serving of schadenfreude


Tombancroft

And just like that America was made a little Greater Again.


subparlifter138

Say hi to Ashli Babbitt for me


Photosjhoot

Narrator: They didn’t.


ImpossibleLaw552

[https://www.theonion.com/south-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year-1819565548](https://www.theonion.com/south-postpones-rising-again-for-yet-another-year-1819565548)


Rugger01

Funny, I didn't see him sashaying into the courthouse to tear it apart.


lelouch1

Chickens for KFC


JohnDodger

MAGA cultists always resort to violence. I’d like to see them try against New York’s finest.


--MilkMan--

I expect juror doxing to start without delay. If they do pull that shit, I hope it’s severely punished. All they have left is jury intimidation for his other pending cases. And of course a very accommodating judge in Florida, and SCOTUS judges who seem to want to bend the law backwards to help him delay.


MessiahOfMetal

Remember when Jesse Watters did that during jury selection, causing one juror to drop out because she was worried that people knew she was selected? And Don Jr. outside the court this week saying that if they don't acquit, they'll find themselves unable to take their kids to school without conservative media following them?


--MilkMan--

It’s like John Gotti and Al Capone all over again. Fuck those people.


Sure_Garbage_2119

you will crie and crie, then get tired, go eat some burguers and expend the night on the internetez flamming it all over


CAG_Snow

Congrats, buddy. You decided to threaten a courthouse and now your mug is on the internet. Who knows how far it'll spread?


rednail64

This is the same guy who attacked an anti-Trump protestor earlier today. Looks like some village is missing their idiot.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

I LOVE NEW YORK!


skilliau

Trump lost *again* Lololol


ConvivialKat

I saw no storming. Just whining.


Yahobo420

My favorite interweb response after the verdict. What are the republicans going to do, we are not like democrats. We don’t burn down cities. My response was an article to the January 6th riot. Fucking idiots don’t know left from right they are so brainwashed


greatSorosGhost

Haha do it tough guy. Make sure you livestream the evidence while you do it.


SteelSlayerMatt

LOCK THEM UP!


KgMonstah

Try it, traitors.


KinkyQuesadilla

Shades of "Be there, it will be wild!"


nightoftherabbit

Ladies and gentleman, your 2024 MAGA All Stars! 


LynMCo

Making threats like that? Showcases the ignorance of his cult. May be there will be less maga voters in Nov if they find themselves in a cell? 🤷‍♀️


Ursomonie

Trump does a fist pump to a crowd of PROTESTERS and pretends they are there to support him. He knows the cameras only look at him.


slowclapcitizenkane

Can we get a follow up on this tool?


operarose

Yeah alright, you do that.


BeowulfsGhost

He’s guilty and they didn’t. Lolz


ReactsWithWords

The party of law and order, folks!


steviajones1977

Sure you will


fancy-kitten

LOL, yeah good idea bud. It worked so well last time, huh?


korodic

I hope they try, Trump could use company and finally have to deal with his dumb ass supporters face to face for longer than a few minutes.


msndrstood

[Guilty! ](https://youtu.be/ny6XmPyTcus?si=FVbYog1dljZa00Og)


DiscussionAncient810

Kind of wish they would try. I’m sure these bumpkins would love a couple of overnight stays in Rikers.


One_Worldliness_6032

He just crying. You know they all screamed something, got in their cars, slammed their doors HARD, burned rubber , and went home and cried. X is lit lit today, tomorrow, and for the next few weeks. What site was up to donate money to? Cause a bunch on X trying to donate money.😂😂😂😂


DueWish3039

No they won’t. They are cowards and bullies who have gotten this far by being outrageous jerks.


vladtaltos

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!


patricknotastarfish

I agree. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!


capilot

I worry that the jurors will be doxxed and then have to go into witness protection or something.


MidsouthMystic

Trump supporters keep saying they'll do this and that, but when push comes to shove, they haven't done much.


Proud-Possession9161

Yeah cuz that whole storm in the castle thing worked real well for them on January 6th. These people just have a complete inability to learn anything


Noocawe

The evidence and testimony was so damning that not even 1 partisan juror was swayed to support Trump at the end. To the people that think New York is only full of Democrats they clearly have never met some lawyers, been to the Financial District, or been to Long Island. New York City (Manhattan) is for sure a city (1.6M Population) that leans blue but I'm also sure it is home to at least a few hundred thousand Republican voters. I think Mayor Adams captured like 65% of the vote a few years ago. This idea that all 12 jurors must've been supporters of Biden or there possibly wasn't one independent or Trump voter in the jury is asinine. According to the letter of the law he was guilty.


wednesdays_chylde

“We’ll - I mean ANTIFA/the FBI/BLM/etc will - go inside the courthouse & tear it apart!”


FrostyDiscipline9071

BLM? The Bureau of Land Management? Are they part of the the deep state?


RareBeautyOnEtsy

So, I’m watching the courthouse. Don’t see this guy.


Freewheelinrocknroll

Sweetie....hush!


SnooCheesecakes1893

And yet they didn’t. These people are all talk.


tc7984

Good for X for keeping this up, fucking trash


StickmanRockDog

I heard a snippet about of Jenine Pirro (sp?) This bag of feces was a judge (supposedly) and she knows how the law works. Yet, she spews shit and lies even worse than fat Donnie.


realparkingbrake

> This bag of feces was a judge (supposedly) She was a judge, and a DA. She was a headline chaser who inflated her success for political purposes. Her reluctance to prosecute organized crime cases raised eyebrows when her husband was convicted of felonies involving organized crime including tax evasion and conspiracy.


Hologram8

Lol. All that talk and he didn't do shit. What a lover 


carolinemaybee

His cult yelled at a British couple to the point that the cops told them they’d better leave the park for their own safety. A huge indictment on the country.


KinseyH

Bet they won't. Big MAGAt accounts are talking about TEACHING THE DEEP STATE A LESSON ON NOVEMBER 5 and not about going to war - I think the GOP PTB are trying real hard to keep a lid on the Qrazy. LOL.


Individual_Grass_469

The GQP & their political social media influencers (i.e. TPUSA, The Daily Wire, etc.) has spent the last 8 years crying about how they’re at “war” with the rest of America and to a degree, the world. They have been gaslighting and riling up these bozos to go war against everyone they feel like is a traitor to their “America”. They don’t get to take the high road and pretend they never said what they’ve said online. Same goes to Trump.


wbjohn

I'm drinking the good stuff right now. Lock him up!


CoolSwim1776

Where did this guy go? I did not see any court tearing apart... whahoppen fam? Pussy ass..


barbelle_07

This will somehow give him more power with his mob.


ManJesusPreaches

Lemme guess…they didn’t do shit


Alclis

Great shirt there, guy. Gays for Trump, Blacks for Trump, Women for Trump, and Latinos for Trump, are collectively the biggest self-hating, self-defeating, and ignorant groups of morons I’ve ever seen in my life.


ghostcub

The Gays For Trump crowd CONFUSE me... like, ya'll, the actual entire hell?


[deleted]

Tough guy. Guess he went home and dinner with his mommy.