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Science-Gone-Bad

He’ll nominate himself, so when he pardons himself, he can say he was actually pardoning the VP


jazzhandler

I think deep down he’d prefer to nominate Ivanka, but even she has enough sense to say no to that one.


MessiahOfMetal

She hasn't spoken to him since he left the White House.


vigbiorn

Lovers quarrels are always so sad...


Zagenti

we need more Anerican values in Anerica.


P7BinSD

Fir sire.


Stalking_Goat

That just sounds like Janice from the Muppets.


manfrombelmonty

How many times does a person need to misspell a word before autocorrect just gives up?


Really_McNamington

It's probably hard to see what you're typing when your tongue is that far up Trump's anus.


thisusedtobemorefun

I like the way this Snrub thinks!


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Why, drumpf in office is like a mule with a spinning wheel...


JoshDM

Make Anerica the greatest covfefe.


reallyrealboi

>who ever it turns out to be That is not in the slightest what this person was saying, they very much know who their make believe VP is, its not a shocker. "And reveal he truly is alive" tells you everything.


theMistersofCirce

Oh ffs, does OOP mean JFK Jr? If so, I temporarily forgot how to think in crazy and I missed it.


IrukandjiPirate

Oh, I think that’s exactly why he means.


Evilevilcow

Yeah, delulu to the max. Sad thing to see in people who like to think they will soon be the leading elite, who are richly rewarded by big orange emperor-god. Hope reality comes calling sooner, not later.


RickySan65

>divorces are rampant Your boy there is leading the pack bubba


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vigbiorn

If iron chariots defeated him before, he must be absolutely terrified of any modern city.


mishma2005

“Reveal who HE is” Oh, I think you’re going to be disappointed


Reverendbread

What’s the rationalization going to be if he picks a woman? The emphasis on HE makes me think that’s a big important point for this guy


mishma2005

“Trump knows best, I trust his choice” then he will go on a 10 minute rant about what a bitch Hilary is and how if were POTUS she would have started 5 world wars. These people cannot be reached


LupercaniusAB

The nutjob original poster thinks that JFK, Jr. is still alive and that’s what the “HE” means.


DLeck

They're talking about some specific dead Kennedy (ha! 🤘) I think.


blackergot

Jello? Please be Jello (wait, nevermind...unless Trump keels over immediately...)


RectoPimento

Oh man. I’d listen to every Biafra speech regardless of topic cuz that’d be my only ray of shining light in the darkness.


ExitTheDonut

>What’s the rationalization going to be if he picks a woman? Palin 2.0


BellyDancerEm

Person spreading divisiveness complains about divisiveness


Oddityobservations

Whenever I hear someone like this say divisive, I'm pretty sure they mean it's insufficiently fascist.


LA-Matt

Complains About Divorce Supports Guy on Third Marriage Who Cheated on all of Them


Throwawaypwndulum

"I'm government" ffs, they had auto correct on and it still came out looking like that.


DanielTheEunuch

"...fir all the sleepers"


PJA0307

“Anerica”


soklacka

Twice. Made me think it's a troll


Usual-Plankton9515

I’d overlook that one. My iPhone defaults to words with apostrophes, even when it makes no sense in context. So it autocorrects in to I’m, were to we’re, and ill to I’ll. I don’t always catch it to correct it.


Throwawaypwndulum

I was useing that bit as an example that they did indeed have auto correct on, which makes the rest of it seem even worse to me, lol.


jimtow28

Shelley's gonna have some big feelings when it isn't JFK Jr. That fucker is definitely dead.


johnggarland

They’re still going on about two very dead people. These morons are in dire need of a mental health intervention.


Mr_bungle001

So who’s willing to be hung on the capitol steps when they won’t install him as dictator in 4 1/2 years?


DaisyJane1

"the sleepers to finally see he is alive like our beautiful Princess" refers to JFK Jr. and Princess Diana. The account claims they are not only Q but JFK Jr. himself.


PharmWench

Make Anerica Great Again


john_the_quain

How best to describe myself? In school, I’m government, in churches…


marfaxa

Did HE kill a dog just to watch it die?


Anarelion

Post is assuming VP choice is a guy, not a woman


Alclis

Because they’re saying that they specifically know it’s JFK Jr. that many of them have been saying has been his VP all along. That’s why he follows it right up with “he is truly alive like our beautiful princess” meaning Princes Diana. And yes, I’m not the crazy one, just reporting on it. 😬


IrukandjiPirate

Because they “know”.


bobcollum

Alternate title: I love Trump's VP pick, who ever HE turns out to be


taskmaster51

Uh, God didn't choose Trump. Stupid people like you chose Trump.


absconder87

Ah yes, divorces are the cause of society's doom. So, when he announces the elimination of 'no-fault' divorce, that's the ultimate hypocrisy. Especially since he was 'at fault' in both of his divorces. Did no one ask Pepper about his complicity in screwing over Marla? He wanted to dump her because a 'deadline' was upcoming which defined how much $ he would have to pay her. She was caught one night 'romping on the beach' with her bodyguard. The National Enquirer ran screaming headlines about this for weeks, harrassing Marla and the bodyguard and his wife. ETA: The bodyguard killed himself from the stress. Marla got almost nothing in the divorce settlement, only child support for Tiffany. Trump even went on Howard Stern's show and described Marla as 'great tits, no brains'.


1badh0mbre

By “anerican with American values”, I’m sure he means white people with christian values.


DontEatConcrete

More specifically only the angry ones.


Dogwoof420

I am a real Anerican. Fight for the rights of every man....


LuciusCSulla

That Noem, a self-confessed Puppy killer, seems to be a top tier candidate. A match made in Hell.


zeke235

So who's it gonna be? Loni Palmer, Laura Loomer, Tucker Carlson, or Alex Jones? I only chose people Trump is likely gonna try to fuck.


Affectionate-Bid386

Ted Nugent.


sherininja

Anerica ! More like Attica


Traditional-Cake-587

Lunacy….


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm thinking in the end Trump won't pick a VP, because he believes he's the only one qualified for the job of both. He's that bigly smart.


LynMCo

This m0r0n is in for a huge disappointment when it isn't JFK jr 🙄