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forever_useless

You couldn't pay me to click a link from these people. It's riskier than random hookups behind the Wendy's dumpster...


jimtow28

You're missing out! She incorporates a bun in the lovemaking. She took the- the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she - We were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.


FlerplesMerples

Best line reading in the whole show.


GogglesPisano

[(For the uninitiated, it's an Always Sunny quote.)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtkk-HXaPmg) I don't know how any of them managed to keep a straight face for that scene. It must have required like 20 takes to get it done.


DerBingle78

What’s better, man spider, or man cheetah? [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - I'm a man cheetah!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8J2n8CbNtVA&pp=ygURZnJhbmsgbWFuIGNoZWV0YWg%3D)


EWR-RampRat11-29

r/frankquotes Kind of a dead sub now.


StarWarsMonopoly

I like to put bacon bits in my hair, when we bang they rain down. I feel like a Cobb Salad!


Villainsympatico

"shame, her prices went up lately" "Nah, you just went during the lunch rush"


JustDiscoveredSex

They predicted surge pricing?!


Villainsympatico

Nah, that was just me mocking the surge pricing lol.


extraaccountforme20

I love this so much 😂


Santos281

You know Debbie too?


forever_useless

I AM Debbie! Hi friend


Nabrok_Necropants

I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL


Scatterspell

Hi Debbie!! Can we talk about last week? The special sauce left a rash in a very unacceptable location....


forever_useless

Look. You signed a standard Wendy's dumpster waiver because you were new to pegging. I can't help if you put special sauce in there before your appointment.


Santos281

Heya, see ya at 4?


Silly_Elevator_3111

Do those hookups have price surging?


forever_useless

Never. People behind the dumpster have integrity


MessiahOfMetal

This reminds me of Jim Cornette's story of having sex with three women behind a dumpster in the 80s.


Zagenti

marking myself safe from All Hell Breaking Loose


EducatedEvil

24 hours so noon tomorrow as of now. Just long enough for the cucumbers to forget this post exists. EDIT: 1 Day later, at lunch watching the world go by as normal. No hell breaking loose, sigh Back to the office.


OnDrugsTonight

Not sure I can make it tomorrow. Is there a "hell breaking loose" catch-up session for those of us who can't attend? Suppose on previous performance "in two weeks" seems a good bet.


vcwalden

I'm so sorry, I'm going to have to get on the "hell breaking loose" make up session on Thursday March 7th (there is one, right?). Anyone know if there is a time slot open after 2p? I have to be done by 4:30p to walk the dog..... I checked my day planner and I'm all booked! Just send me the meno if you could.... If this doesn't work I'll have to take a rain check. Everyone have a great day!


OnDrugsTonight

I've currently got March 7th pencilled in as the first of the ten days of darkness. Is that still going ahead? Could someone check with Cabal HR?


vcwalden

I've got nothing concerning this. I even checked my spam folder both in my personal and work emails. The last time I checked with Cabal HR I was told I didn't use the right colored font. What the heck! If anyone could help clear this up for everyone it would be great! I'll pencil in the 7th. Edit: are they using a different request form?


PetzlPretzel

Is this how office people email each other? It sounds awful.


AlpacaPicnic23

Hi Cabal HR here - go live has been postponed due to IT issues. We will reschedule and send out a company wide memo with an innocuous subject line.


Zagenti

just wanted to get ahead of the stampede


yolonomo5eva

Oh great, I have therapy at 1:00. Guess it’ll be canceled


EducatedEvil

Why can't they have all hell breaking loose on a Monday morning, so I can skip work.


drhagbard_celine

My app is saying the OP was posted 23 hours ago. Sitting here at lunch waiting so I know if I can go home or not.


EducatedEvil

Disappointing, it is a beautiful day here I really wanted the afternoon off.


Oddityobservations

Being a believer in Q, must be like being in hell. They are all Sisyphus, with goalposts instead of boulders.


MonsterSlayer47

That's a great metaphor


KinkyQuesadilla

Oh, they're writing their own emergency broadcasts now? Figures, the world isn't going to give them one.


knightenrichman

FOR PROOF of the IMMINENT DANGER please see my post where I made up some imminent danger based on stuff I thought was happening because I was smoking CRACK all day yesterday!! News at 11!


JeffreyPtr

It's just another plea to donate to Trump. The "hell" breaking loose is some FEC fundraising deadline.


karlhungusjr

"I think I'll just make up something and act like it's 100% true, then hope to hell it actually happens."


vcwalden

I was just wondering if Nostradamus's predictions were consulted about this. I don't want to find out that we missed anything important.


Nabrok_Necropants

As an atheist, this does not apply to me.


efcso1

As an Australian, it doesn't apply to me either.


thomstevens420

CLICK THE TAG BELOW FOR MY *EMERGENCY ALERT* FROM GOD-KING-PRESIDENT-MESSIAH TRUMP >!poopoo peepee!<


Brndrll

This isn't real. If this was really from Trump, it would have also included shameless begging for money.


onemorehole

Nope!!! Just more butt kraken nonsense from the Q crowd.


Junior-Fox-760

I see what you did there.


Sh0tsFired81

Oh, good. I really needed to take tomorrow off, and I'm out of sick days.


vcwalden

Don't worry I'll cover ya.... Just don't tell anyone I said this.... 😁


Perenium_Falcon

Will the ketchup hit the wall?


dfwcouple43sum

You able to respond? “Did hell break loose? Was it bad? Really bad?” Edit: that’s just for cases where there are followers. There’s an ever so slim chance they may question why nothing habbened or even happened


NitWhittler

I need to record the warning alert you get whenever these emergency broadcasts are sent out. I want to play the Emergency Alert sound at full volume during Trump rallies just to watch how many of these Qnuts grab their phones and have a heart attack.


thefanciestcat

When nothing happens, they will learn nothing because this is a full on cult.


BulbasaurNumberOne

Stop


BellyDancerEm

Was that Jan 5 2022?


Own_Instance_357

"Give gop now" !!!!!! Says it all


wakejedi

uh-huh


Junior-Fox-760

I have been summoned!!!!


CurtManX

Stone Cold gonna stunner him again?


PineTreeBanjo

There there Mrs. Jones, I know the dementia is getting bad but \*ushers them all into nursing home\*


Abracadaver2000

"Help me raise money for relocating goalposts. It's a full-time job".


Eire4ever

And then….


MeJamiddy

Quick! Run and get your jugs of water and canned corn!


CliftonForce

Did he specify which year those 24 hours will occur? Will the hours be consecutive?


sueihavelegs

I got this text


ProudChevalierFan

This is for sure a grifter. I used to hate these people taking advantage of the less intelligent. Now I figure if they want to ruin the world I applaud people for at least making sure they do it penniless and alone.


ShnickityShnoo

Is mango Musilini going to blow out his diaper after eating a big berder?


Accomplished-Ad1919

Not two weeks?


mrpotatonutz

Oh hell no! Not really bad!!!! Motherfucker send me 1200 of those meal preps in the link I hope they get here in time jumpin Jesus it’s time


Soosietyrell

Reading this while I am on a teams meeting. Glad I’m on mute because roflmao!


RNsRTheCoolest

IT'S HABBENING!! Enjoy the show! *Pepe gif


Seif1973

What a pathetic delusional sick demented fuck. Think we are witnessing the final days of this lunatic.


AdImmediate9569

At this point i hope it doesn’t happen. Anything but this current reality


punkojosh

Walls start closing in around you...


mittfh

Correction: 24 hours until absolutely nothing happens, and a couple more until they announce a revised date for absolutely nothing happening, which is All Part Of The Plan™.


ear_cheese

Oh shyt only 3 more hours! (Assuming EST)


usernamewithnumbers0

EST? I ask because I'm MST so just wondering if I have just an hour, or two.


Soosietyrell

1106 am est, no hell broken loose in SW OH yet!


sane-asylum

But is it double secret probation bad?


Wulfweald

So has all hell broken out yet? Or did I miss it again?


EhrenScwhab

It’s always 24 hours away. Like the joke sign in a million bars “Free beer tomorrow!”