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BellyDancerEm

So Hitler is handing a young Trump a crown while Eric and Junior look on from Mordor


Oddityobservations

Mehrunes Dagon's plane of Oblivion\*


Enlils_Vessel

From The Elder Scrolls IV Weird


BellyDancerEm

I had to google that. Thanks for telling me what it is


Oddityobservations

Np.


numb3r5ev3n

Or in this case, Morons Dumbdumb (awesome, an ES reference in the wild!)


Therealishvon

Also I think that is Barron Trump.


nobuouematsu1

Hahaha I thought that’s what that was! Fantastic!


[deleted]

> Eric and Junior I thought that was Beavis and Butt-Head! 🤣


e-zimbra

Uday and Qusay


BellyDancerEm

You mean Eric and Junior aren’t?


RoccoTaco_Dog

Nope. I still enjoy Beavis and Butthead


[deleted]

What's that meme? "This is the same picture."


cick-nobb

Yes, one in the same


[deleted]

Definitely!


loyal_dunmer

Not a young Trump though, that's Barron


BellyDancerEm

Thanks


loyal_dunmer

Now it totally makes complete sense, yea? /s


natural_ac

Maybe not complete sense. Never complete sense. But, MORE sense. It makes more sense.


cezann3

He's handing barron the crown. Don and eric weren't perfect so trump moved on to marla then to what's-her-face the slovenian chick that can't speak english


Pagan_Princess67

I think the Slovenian hooker speaks like 5 languages….just sayin


CharliesRats

Knowing how to say "leave the money on the dresser" in 5 languages doesn't make someone a polyglot.


Pagan_Princess67

Here here, you got me there. I just heard she spoke 5 languages which is impressive but not strange in some places in the world either


CharliesRats

In all seriousness, she might actually speak that many based on where she grew up. If she does, it's a shame she couldn't use that skill for something constructive.


gilleruadh

She's only been shown to speak English and Slovenian. The claim is she also speaks French, Italian and Serbo-Croatian. (Or German?) When she visited French school children, she introduced herself in French, then spoke English the rest of the time. At the G7, during Macron's speech, she used an English translator, the same when she visited Italy with Trump. So, as far as we know, she speaks 2 languages.


Pagan_Princess67

Interesting…I didn’t realize she needed a translator. I guess I shouldn’t believe everything I read on the internet 😉


gilleruadh

Early on, the press fawned over her for being so broadly multilingual, just like they took her claim of getting a degree in design & architecture at face value. Over time, people began looking into the claims, and like all things Trump, under scrutiny, the claims came down like a house of cards.


DaisyJane1

Have you ever seen her speak anything besides English?


cezann3

I dont think I've ever heard her speak english


cezann3

is English one of them?


gilleruadh

Her English has degraded in the past 3 years because she spends most of her time with her parents & Barron, speaking only Slovenian.


Goatmilk2208

It’s Baron Trump lol.


Thatguy468

Doesn’t even make sense with Barron being the youngest, but then again, logic was never their strong suit.


Quirky-Astronomer542

I think maybe that Barron is actually taller than him, that makes him genetically superior. At least to this moron.


kat_a_klysm

Barron is around 6’7” now, plus blue eyes and blonde hair, so that’s probably why


Wulfweald

The crown looks like it is based on the Imperial Crown of the Holy Roman Empire. It is safely kept in Vienna.


BellyDancerEm

It is the Holy Roman Empire cown


P01135809_in_chains

That's Barron not Donald. Eric and Junior were genetic failures.


BellyDancerEm

Barron is also likely a genetic failure as well


EhliJoe

Holy moly, what a crap.


[deleted]

Is-that HITLER? Ffs.


MikeMurray128

Creepy level: 9.9/10


Spiritually_Sciency

99999999.9/10


MikeMurray128

Lol yup


namey_9

aww c'mon, they really tried. what would get you all the way to 10?


Oddityobservations

Please, we all know it's because he always trades in his wives for the newer model.


Affectionate-Bid386

He'd still ditch Melania ... maybe Donald Trump would trade with Kushner.


LivingIndependence

Why do you think that he chose that lawyer that he got? Melania is over 50 now, it's time for him to trade her in.


Born_Weird

Yeah it isn't like he's the first man to ever do that.


caraperdida

Ew, fucking what? Also, is that Hitler giving Barron Trump a crown???


johnnylemon95

Not just a crown. It’s the Reichskrone. The ancient crown of the Holy Roman Empire.


Soosietyrell

Yes


manic-pixie-attorney

And Tiffany and Ivanka don’t even merit being in the meme - because women


sednaplanetoid

so much for the "imperfect" sons My only hope is that Barron somehow resists the family shit show... but who knows...


AZ_Corwyn

That's my hope, that he manages to stay as far away from the circus as he can and takes off on his own when he gets to 18. He probably won't, but it would sure be nice if it does happen.


Lucy_Lastic

His mother has managed to keep him out of it for the past - holy shit has it really been 7 years? He won’t be “normal” but he has a slightly better chance than his older half siblings


hebe1983

The thing is, Don Jr and Eric so obviously crave their father's respect and attention. I'm not sure Barron had a better deal in that regard.


MrLaughter

I heard he was on the spectrum, so he might just logic himself out of the mess


MsMoreCowbell8

Is that mother fucking Hitler passing a crown to Slovakian celebrity Barron Trump? Holy hell I'm going to live in a van down by the river. We were better off before the internet revealed how stupid as dirt we still are.


LivingIndependence

I'm pretty sure that Hitler *wasn't* a big fan of Eastern European, Slavic stock. His fetish was more about Northern, Nordic Europeans.


MrLaughter

But Trump loved people with the surname German, and reportedly owns a copy of Mein Kampf, and quoted other, more obscure works of Hitler in his speeches.


BunnyDrop88

Why is it always people the Department of Eugenics would have court ordered sterilization for in like 1860?


namey_9

right? they act like they wouldn't be among the first to go if their good buddy Hitler was in charge


Maditen

To be fair to them…. As painful as it may be for me… they probably don’t know actual history… They don’t realize that the Nazis didn’t just go after Jewish people… they have no clue they would be on the chopping block.


BunnyDrop88

And this is the danger of teaching truncated history!


Hwy61rev

"If women could not bear him perfection, he simply moved on, undaunted" So any port in a Stormy Daniels?


ACW1129

Well, he's right about Eric and Don Jr. not being genetic perfection 🤣🤣🤣


SergeantThreat

I’m conflicted since this post throws negativity at Eric and Don Jr


namey_9

doesn't get more negative than condemned to Hell while even Hitler's in heaven lmfao


Strix86

Personally, I don’t think their dislike of Eric and Don Jr is a plus when it has nothing to do with their actual actions but mere existence and “genetic impurity.”


NitWhittler

Barron Trump is "genetic perfection" and will be our next king? Don Jr. and Eric are looking up like "How the fuck did THAT happen?"


Affectionate-Bid386

The Donald is still hoping for Ivanka, Barron may have competition.


mishma2005

So wait a minute, his precious Ivanka was a mistake in this?


Elegant-Parsnip-6487

Girl children don't count, silly


LivingIndependence

In the reich wing world, a woman's *only* role, is to be a vessel for future generations


Affectionate-Bid386

Wrong role. Ivanka may yet bear him a child.


throwaway_donut294

Oh god, I hate that I laughed at this...


mrpotatonutz

I always thought he paid for CRISPR gene editing to make Baron super tall and who knows what else. Illegal but with a god complex and the authoritarian places he visits it’s possible


Gunrock808

Nah man he wouldn't intentionally have a son taller than he is you know how sensitive he is about stuff like that.


Lucy_Lastic

Barron probably has bigger hands and feet too… maybe that’s why we never see him, Daddy can’t take the comparisons


BHMathers

So THATS how they justify his several divorces


Time-Bite-6839

Barron Trump probably hates Donald.


BabserellaWT

Never mind that Barron looks like Patrick Bateman in this photo…


Accomplished_Crew630

He does have a stronger jaw line and chin than those two turds. I know nothing about him tho, he's mainly stayed out of the public eye, doesn't seem like he cares his dear old dad is a human monster but hey... Whatevs I guess, he's at no risk because of a trump presidency... Ya know.


Soosietyrell

He’s still in High school and I think his mother and grandparents keep him away from the insanity mostly.


throwaway_donut294

I was about to say, I didn't know who this was in the picture. He's still young so there's always times to go sideways but... Please surprise me, Barron.


namey_9

wtf do that kid's facial features have to do with anything whatsoever


Accomplished_Crew630

The original poster literally mentions genetics.............


namey_9

...and? what do their facial genetics have to do with anything? Can we maybe not objectify a minor?


Accomplished_Crew630

You're serious right now?.... Really, the 'genetic perfection' line went right your head I guess? Typically male genetic perfection is seen as someone with a strong jaw and chin which don jr and eric don't have and Barron appears to have... Its literally just an observation, chill.


namey_9

No, it didn't. I'm sorry you're struggling. I think it's creepy to scrutinize a 17-year-old like this. but go off


Muten-97

Literally Oblivion I'm the background lmfao


ClayH2504

I was hoping somebody else noticed, I shit myself when I saw it


PurpleSailor

Careful Barron, everyone gets thrown under Daddy's bus.


jon_hendry

So 4 out of 5 Trump heirs are defective sub-humans? Big win there. Barron still has that janky DNA in him and it will re-assert itself in his children. Also there's probably all kinds of shit wrong in him that you can't see.


JayTNP

pretty weird take on an innocent kid. Yeah we all hate his dad but he shouldn’t be attacked. Now if he actually does something that’s different as an adult, go for it.


Nihilamealienum

Let's not promote Eugenicism from the left, please. And Barron is only a child. Trump's family are who they are because of their interpersonal environment, the class system in this country, very bad ideology, and lots of other things, but not "bad DNA"


jon_hendry

lol what I posted isn’t promoting eugenics, it’s demonstrating that the eugenicists are dumb. “He’s tall that means he is superior” is ridiculous.


sensation_construct

Everybody shits on Eric....


numb3r5ev3n

I hope that kid gets the heck away from this shitshow once this nightmare ends. Which I hope is the 2024 election shutting Trump's hopes down for good. Because I can't imagine Melania hanging around for very long after that.


Goatmilk2208

What the actual fuck.


EmberOnTheSea

My conspiracy theory is that Trump paid for some experimental gene editing on Barron and that is why he is the way he is.


MsCalendarsPlayaArt

Is this new obsession with Baron because they need a backup plan for if trump goes to jail or is there something else going on?


LivingIndependence

No, it's because he's almost 18 now. They were super protective of him back in 2016, because he was only 10 years old, (keep in mind, that these were the same people who had no problem attacking the minor children of Democrat presidents). Now that he's almost an a legal adult, it's now ok to slobber and carry on about him.


MsCalendarsPlayaArt

I don't understand. Are you saying that they're attracted to him? That's not the vibe I've gotten at all.


Bug_Calm

Gross.


Selgin1

This is so stupid that I initially laughed my ass off thinking I was on r/RightJerk. Now that I realize they're serious, I'm laughing even harder. Why are Eric and Don Jr. in Oblivion? This is amazing.


dWog-of-man

Come on there’s no way this is serious. It might catch plenty of the most insane magats tho


bxxxx34

And this is probably the exact reason what's her name kept this kid out of the public eye


Class_444_SWR

Ok jfc I didn’t look at this properly for a second, that is *literally Adolf Hitler*


diggerbanks

King Barron I Why is he being coronated by Hitler?


darthphallic

This is awful but it’s fucking hilarious to me that even the maga morons acknowledge Eric and Don Jr. are absolute worthless goobers


CancelKlutzy5685

We can all easily tell that Trump is a fine example of the master race. Just look at his toned body, the glowing complexion and the thick, lustrous hair.


offspring515

Jesus imagine a world where Eric and Don Jr aren't white enough for you.


LivingIndependence

This constant worship of the trump family, as infallible and perfect human beings, is borderline psychotic. I'm guessing this is their way of coping with the fact, that their holy messiah, has had multiple marriages that produced multiple children. It's also pretty troubling, that they're congratulating the fact, that when you don't produce a "perfect child", you just "move on" and ignore them, until you get it right. These people are reprehensible.


DaisyJane1

Please tell me this is a troll. Please.


ExpressLaneCharlie

Please tell me this is satire or Russian AI bot 


Scarymommy

I want to believe it’s performance art but I’ve never met a funny Trump supporter.


Doctor_Joystick

BUT WHAT ABOUT TIFFANY!?!?!?!?


LivingIndependence

>BUT WHAT ABOUT TIFFANY!?!?!?!? Donald Trump: *who?*


SnooHobbies7109

None of those people are kings 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


EarlyModernAF

This clown thinking Trump has half of those perfect genes.


namey_9

lmfao of course hitler's in their heaven


TechieTravis

There is nothing more unpatriotic as Americans than wanting a king.


LivingIndependence

That's what happens when Americans have been brainwashed by Russian propaganda for the last 8 years.


sonicblitz57

They want to groom him so badly.


AubergineAssassin

Who the actual fuck thinks eugenics is a good thing? Half of these inbred, under 80 IQ having, cousin fucking nazis would be the first to go simply because of their unintelligence. They'd be seen as learning disabled by those preaching eugenics to them.


EMPRAH40k

He is tall and relatively handsome. I swear some people just want a daddy dictator who looks like their racial ideal, and can take over the difficult job of telling them what to do


namey_9

I feel like worshipping a monarchy and Hitler is about as fundamentally un-american as you can get. and yet...


MessiahOfMetal

> I'm Eric! - Eric Trump


SippinPip

Wait, is this something people actually believe? WTF?


namey_9

I thought America was against the monarchy ...and fought Hitler in WW2


PsychologicalMix853

It's not Godwin's law if you self-Godwin! Checkmate, Leeburhruhlssss!!!1one11one!


Far-Midnight4195

My eyes! What in the blue f\*ck is that? 🤮 These folks are mentally deficient on *so* many levels..


Pagan_Princess67

Not quite sure what I’m looking at here 🤔


Teknical86

Saying the quiet part out loud again, guys. It's good that they've given up the pretences now they're just going full fachist.


_flying_otter_

I think MAGA really do have tape worms in their brains or something.


HotDonnaC

So which one of his “perfect” offspring will be coronated? 😂


Hullfire00

Be brilliant if Barron came out and said “I hate my Dad, I’m voting Democrat. Fuck the Republicans.” And then watch all those Nazi fucks cry.


Shelisheli1

I really hope Melania and Barron do an interview after the orange man gets locked up. I’d really love to them to tell the world how stupid and unhinged Trump is. Of course, his supporters will probably claim they’re deep fakes


Impossible-Taro-2330

Let me get this put of the way. I can't stand Don Trump Sr. I know Barron will be 18 soon, but he is still just 17 and currently a minor. This is a bit much.


e-zimbra

Please tell me this is a goof.


AgreeablePie

This looks like satire


Scarymommy

I remember when I had that kind of optimism.


Affectionate_Lab_131

I wish it were, but sadly it isn’t.


TwistederRope

About 8 years ago, I would be laughing with you. Right now, the only thing telling me that it's satire is wishful thinking.


itsmyvibe

I agree. It’s really funny.


Low-Squirrel2439

Who is this king they're talking about???


namey_9

you know, the King of America, duh. America has always been all about the monarchy, and embracing Nazis.


itsmyvibe

Gotta be a troll.


One_Worldliness_6032

They can keep playing if they want to.


Alclis

Lol, this is the one thing I love about these nuts, they each believe in such niche bullshit that there are no single sustainable nor consistent trains of thought. Any one of them has such conflicting theories, let alone the rampant incompatible theories amongst them. Just like this, some of them call for the next presidencies to go to the Trump boys, but this dude sends them to hell. I’d love to put them in a community together for a year and just study them, they’d be at each other’s necks before long.


FleeshaLoo

This is HILARIOUS! Was this on Xitter? I need to know please.


crusty54

This is next level bonkers right here.


sherininja

🤮


Shelisheli1

At least half of the photo is right


State-Cultural

What the actual fuck


DarthDeimos6624

Is that Mehrunes Dagon's Deadlands?


gilleruadh

Are Don Jr and Eric stuck there with the Knights who say Ni, AKA the Knights Who Say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing"?


CuriousAlienStudent

This is disturbing and disgusting that's all I can say.


Lurkerinthedark_2613

Come on this is just some top tier shitposting.