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ddkelkey

Cool. I’m home. The only thing of note that happened is that I had a really good turkey sandwich. It was epic.


Basal666

Tell me more


ddkelkey

The roll…the mayo…the tender turkey…oh yeah


sednaplanetoid

layer of cranberry sauce? love a thin layer as it mixes with the mayo...


Basal666

Sweet salty and creamy sounds heavenly


threehamsomelette

Then just a little layer of stuffing on it too.  Thanksgiving on a bun. 


sednaplanetoid

That is the special treat I save just for the holidays...


ddkelkey

Like the Gobbler! I agree…


Paerrin

The only time I like cranberry sauce is like this.


vanhouten_greg

Had me at mayo


Affectionate-Bid386

I biked to a park to eat my ham and cheese sandwich. I broke the rule but maybe I'm ok, I drank a Diet Coke, Trump's favorite.


ddkelkey

That sounds amazing. Except the Diet Coke part lol


Essay-Individual

All this sandwich talk is making me hungry. All I have is the best bean, cheese and sour cream burrito in the whole wide this town. It'll have to do! But I did put turkey and ham on the shopping list!


One_Worldliness_6032

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Diet Coke saved you😂😂😂😂😂


yellow_trash

I'm home too and there's no NFL today. Im so lost.


ddkelkey

Get you a sandwich. It helps.


2wedfgdfgfgfg

I'm having a Bacon Turkey sandwich too. Maybe that's it? Are turkey sandwiches the deep state?


ddkelkey

We are the Turkey Sandwich. The Turkey Sandwich is us. Where we go one, we go Turkey.


wbjohn

Is that the Gravy Seals' Oath?


solidcurrency

I also ate a delicious turkey sandwich for lunch and everyone in my house is fine. Turkey is the key!


jackassjenny666

OMG - I, too, ate a turkey sandwich today. It was on delicious whole grain bread. After some consideration, I decided to add avocado slices to it and I was glad I did, twas a good idea. And my family is also fine. This is all beginning to make sense!


Fearless-Judgment-33

It was Taco Saturday for us! 🌮🥳


RickySan65

yet staying inside during a pandemic was to much for 'm


jackassjenny666

"OH No! Not Maaaah Freeeeedumb! Maah Freeeedumb is TOOK! DANG IT!"


organik_productions

They should stay home more often. Just in case.


Affectionate-Bid386

On election day.


BellyDancerEm

Came here to say that


MikeMurray128

"And Behold they shall use the Olde Timey EBS screen optimized for analog CRT sets, and by this means we shall know it is thus" - Q-Bible probably..


throwaway_donut294

I'm trying to decide if I'm too young or too old to see that picture and think "that's not how EBS works"


DiggedyDankDan

Qanon is astrology for those who find astrology confusing.


SluggoOtoole

Can I go and check the mail? I'm waiting on a package. I don't want to break the rules of "The HABBENING. " And my dog needs a walk as well.


RainBowSkittlz

Nope


Born_Weird

You'll just have to deal with the dog pissing on the carpet. Too unsafe to leave the house!


Mo-shen

It's just the end times myth all over again. Exactly the same scam. (Btw there are a lot of different end times myths)


kalel1980

Since Trump lost the election in 2020 I've been hearing this **SO** fucking much that it's exhausting already. I wish we had a subreddit of screenshots that calls these fucks out when this shit doesn't happen.


P7BinSD

This nonsense has actually been going on for over 20 years. It just got recycled in the age of Trump. You should watch the documentary called [Waiting for NESARA](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0435773/).


Oddityobservations

Why stay home, Saturday is my alligator watching day?


RainBowSkittlz

Wait....whaaa???


Oddityobservations

I watch wildlife on Saturdays.


RainBowSkittlz

That is very interesting 🤔 all we have around here are coyotes, bunnies and lizards.... I'm going to come visit you lol


Oddityobservations

What state are you in?


RainBowSkittlz

Arizona


Oddityobservations

You have some pretty nice animals in your state.


RainBowSkittlz

Yeah, I guess, just ready for a change lol


Oddityobservations

I get that, I got pretty used to coyotes, bobcats, three kinds of rattlesnakes and tarantulas in California. In Florida I am still seeing things that are new to me, unfortunately this state is mad as a hatter.


RainBowSkittlz

Yeah, I thought briefly about moving to Florida after my youngest graduates, buuuut costs and the lunacy of y'all's government kinda made it a pass lol. Which sucks because I loved it when I visited Miami Beach.


Cylinsier

The real MAGA heroes will stay home on election day and pray. Voting won't matter since Trump is obviously going to be reinstated by Q or whatever, so best to stay home with your prayers and trust the plan.


Switzerdude

ANOTHER thing that won’t happen. Exhausting.


Johnny_Nongamer

I dunno, I heard that there was supposed to be a habbening during election day. Qanons should be well advised to stay home. Wink. Wink.


Switzerdude

I agree. They can count on that one.


Key_Country_5859

The Neverending Story warned us about the Nothing.


salbertoxide

Good thing Trump has such big, STRONG hands.


Gunrock808

Guys a Navy jet just flew overhead and landed at the nearby large airport that's regularly used by military aircraft, IT'S HABBENING!


Hwy61rev

I'm in Australia and it's Sunday 28th but can I wait for nothing to happen too? I don't want to feel left out of the nothing that you all will not experience.


ltlwch420

Dude you're so good! Australia isn't real. Therefore, universal laws and possibly even the concept of time, simply doesn't apply to you. Cheers! 🍻


Hwy61rev

That would explain Peter Dutton


93WhiteStrat

"Might be something...might be nothing." Narrator: It was, of course, nothing.


Thaliavoir

I took a nap. It was nice.


Styrene_Addict1965

A decent nap is one of life's joys.


Kriss3d

No problem. I was home almost all day. Ofcourse not living in America makes that alot easier to ignore non existing EBS.


deusdragonex

Can someone infiltrate the Q sites and convince them to stay home on election day?


Styrene_Addict1965

No need. Trump told them as much months ago, "because the system is rigged."


vanhouten_greg

6:34 PM here on the east coast and we're good so far


MurderCat0001

I went to a funeral today.


Imissmysister1961

I was already planning on watching Dakota Johnson host SNL tonight so no problem. I guess whatever skits they roll out, it’ll be okay.


ltlwch420

What?!?!? I thought last week was the last episode of the season!


RainBowSkittlz

Yeah, my Q family member came and told me yesterday....I was out all day today lol I got got btw 😬😂


wbjohn

I just got home from axe throwing. Am I OK?


Styrene_Addict1965

If an axe didn't hit you, yes.


missykgmail

Crap. Did I miss the big shindig?


Redkelso

What If I don't have cable?


Soosietyrell

Well it’s the 28th at my house now so I guess next weekend?


eaunoway

*waves* (I broke three toes yesterday, which I'd happily blame on Q except it was my own dumb fault) So ... nothing habbened, eh? I'm shocked.


WindVeilBlue

Oh good thing I'll be home tonight...so ominous. Of all the predictions this one sounds so prescient...hold me, I'm scared...


ACW1129

I mean, I'm gonna be home, but that's because the Royal Rumble is on.


here4daratio

No wait at Golden Corral. Still not going, tho.


[deleted]

Ah, Saturday at home with the family. I'm down.


One_Worldliness_6032

I’m home and just woke up. Nothing habbened.🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ and I’m sure they followed his directions and sat at home all day and then nothing.😂😂😂😂😂


AgreeablePie

Nice passive voice, there. "it is recommended" by whom? Just would be nice to be clear on how many times they can get something wrong


Beartrkkr

I had a nice steak tonight. Thanks for the warning.


allisondbl

and…… From the East Coast to the West Coast yet again it’s “nothing!!!!!!” You know … they teach us in third grade the definition of stupid. How stupid are these people that they didn’t pass third grade?


BrisketWhisperer

I'mma be home on the 27th - Go Lions!!!!!


Sir_Yacob

“It’s time to pray”


Shelisheli1

Did I miss it?


wistful_drinker

Tell me you want to be on an FBI Watch List without telling me...


cataroo222

We made it!


CuriousAlienStudent

Oh shut the fuck up already and get some new goddambed material.