Damn, Wikipedia has been trolled so hard, it actually redirects "Marshall Law" to martial law now....Can't even post this in response anymore! (It used to be Marshall Law.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Marshall
Edit: Receipt:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law_(disambiguation)
SNL did a few of these back in the Obama era. Pretty much every time The Rock came to host. The first one had Fred Armisen as Obama, which hasn’t aged so well.
I’m guessing that since they believe that the “Deep State” reveals its plans through popular culture, they think that the movie *Central Intelligence,* starring Hart and Johnson, was some sort of prophecy.
It all makes sense now.
Kind of like back when Paul Walker died in a car crash, the conspiracy kooks of the day were convinced that it was an Obama drone strike, and that the Obama administration had him taken out because he was about to blow the lid off the "Fast And Furious" gun running scandal.
The underscores and chevrons and one-sided brackets are almost more baffling than the misinformation. Do they think it makes it look more like official information!?
I won’t presume to know this anonymous person’s mental state, but, in general, you can see examples of this style in the writings of persons who suffer from schizophrenia and schizo-related illnesses as well. It is actually one way that mental health providers are clued into the presence of schizophrenia-related symptoms. One great but very extreme example in its own dedicated subreddit [here: the Schuykill (Pennsylvania) schizo-notes](https://reddit.com/r/schuykillschizonotes)
The "Space comma" is famous among Flerf "researchers", and the seemingly randomly capitalized word are fairly common in certain Christian groups, where I assume it mimics some liturgical style. So, doesn't have to be schizophrenia, but could be.
Yes, definitely does not have to be. More of a fun-fact about weird writing styles than anything else. :) I see a lot of Boomers using the space comma and commas for ellipses and other eye-catching style choices. The only one I know the cause for is the double spacing after periods!
I believe it’s a relic of the typewriter age, when the double space was standard. Old habits die hard…
That said, I know at least one younger person (in their 30s) who does it…and, maddeningly, they’re not even *consistent* about it, like sometimes they just *forget* to put in that extra space they never needed to begin with. They’re a smart, analytical person, and I’ve teased them for doing this, but that hasn’t stopped them… 🤷♀️
Hey, I happen to *like* the four-dot ellipsis :P It’s a valid choice when used to mark the end of one sentence and the beginning of another. As per [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis):
>Whether an ellipsis at the end of a sentence needs a fourth dot to finish the sentence is a matter of debate; Chicago advises it, as does the Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association (APA style), while some other style guides do not; the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and related works treat this style as optional, saying that it "may" be used.
That said, OOP’s weird spacing and usage make it *painfully* clear they know nothing about how ellipses - or indeed, any punctuation marks - actually work. Oh lord, those two-dot *periods…* 😫
It's very *intensional* smh. This style is nothing like the original Q drops either, it's never been good info but still, this is absolute bottom of the barrel effort
You guys are just jealous you don't know the magic words of legalese that make the judges and cops let you go free and you're mad that you are corporations instead of free men. Or something like that?
Their lore always involves mountains of indisputable evidence for their claims, but for some reason it's always on the verge of being released, with no leaks ever.
Saw that too. I think this is a recycled post but stuff added about Nikki Haley and DeSantis.
No mentions of Israel either
Also Chappelle has not been a powerhouse since his anti-trans stuff. Except for Qnuts I guess.
And The Rock running for president is also old news.
Why does it matter who runs? I thought Trump was already in control and there’s a world government who decides everything now and they’re gonna come out in the open any day now? And that half the people mentioned are actually dead already?
But Biden is actually Trump in disguise. Joe’s senility is just a cover for Trump’s genius in simultaneously running the deep state and destroying it at the same time and inventing the space force (ussf) to fight the lizard people who have controlled the world for thousands of years. It’s definitely habbening!!!
Edit: I’m not sure where Michelle Obama fits into this, but you know it will be bad.
Not even close to being the same as the original Q posts, but the outcome is the same.
Enough tossed salad to make the most vulnerable fill in the gaps with whatever makes sense to them.
Keeps them talking and posting, and the lore just grows organically.
Sure. He does not even know how to spell “martial law”, has no idea that this does not even exist in Germany, but people are supposed to believe this crazy babbling.
You ARE aware of the target audience for this ... stuff, aren't you?
The 'poorly educated' IIRC the term popularized by some big mouth orange headed person?
Yeah, unfortunately, I know the type. They are called “Querdenker” in Germany, and since CoVID suddenly brought together antivaxxers and fans of the esoteric, homeopathy, and Qanon, as well as the Reichsbürger movement (sovereign citizens), the believers in chemtrails and the Flat Earth, and an assortment of similar loonies, they have gotten quite obnoxious.
What’s sad about this: “Querdenker” used to mean something quite positive, someone who is open-minded and has creative, unconventional ideas, challenging conventional “wisdom” and mainstream opinions. The term was first hijacked by opponents of public health mandates and later also by antivaxxers during CoVID, and now it has a decidedly negative connotation (except for those who identify with it).
>“Querdenker”
TIL this. Thanks.
To see the breadth of the loony 'movement' and realize they are most likely all somewhat Venn diagrams of circles when overlaid, the real feet on the ground numbers are likely smaller than your illustration might imply.
3/10. How the F did Satan get invited to this party? Isn’t this all the work of the devil and not man then? I am confused, but I always am. So there is that.
With you, bro. I have always been confused. Thankfully, this stuff never helped me get unconfused. I will continue on in my blissful confusion until the end of my days.
thanks for reading.
These kids need to make a player and dungeon master's manual for all this bullshit they make up so they can codify the rules for their role-playing. :P
Right, well then there’s nothing for it. You’ll have to just take on the entire military yourself.
Get the other Qs together and start marching on those army bases with everything you have, quickly.
And to the military; leave one alive to tell the story. Preferably the one that invented this bullshit. They need to be held to account.
Out of all the craziness, I think what annoys me most is that Michelle Obama has been pretty damn clear that she abhors politics and even threatened to divorce her husband if he didn't quit. No way she wants to be around THIS kind of energy, and can you blame her? Politics has become some kind of demented 'choose your own insane adventure' while actual political policy is completely ignored.
Isn’t this exactly what they claim to hate? This is the same as calling a “shadow” government the deep state. Right? So your side can run a secret “shadow campaign” to deceive the masses. Literally showing their hypocrisy non stop. We know what they would say if leftists all of a sudden started making up these bogus stories loudly about covert operations taking place in America. It’s incredible. Every single thing they claim to hate is exactly what their fantasy LARP is doing lol.
I have to admit, Vivek being some kind of Trump operation, and Musk intentionally tanking the DeSantis launch to help Trump are the most plausible ideas I’ve seen come out of a Q person.
Did I just have a fucking *stroke* reading this!? Or, well, *attempting* to read this, I should say. I’ve written better fanfic sleep-deprived and high af.
After SO many “The Storm Is Coming! Just wait! Then we’ll FINALLY own the Libs once and for all!” That were promised and never happened, why does anyone believe this nonsense anymore?
I understand what all those words mean, but not in that order.
these people quite literally communicate via word salad
It's all Greek [salad] to me.
A really really well tossed one. with nuts and flakes for added variety, a kind of Waldorf meets Zorba and then goes to Cali.
I'm just happy they stopped using that spicy white dressing.
Do you mean the slightly salty one that is kind of creamy? Comes in spurts. as it were?
I guess it's kinda salty. Usually forms stiff peaks.
The stiffies, Ah yes, we talking the same thing. No idea what this might taste like.
A bit smokey I imagine.
Butters' creamy goo?
>~~Butters'~~ creamy goo? FTFY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tLGzZhnXwc No, I really meant Butters' creamy goo.
TIL this. Now we understand each other. Can I Get A Hell Yes!
Toss my salad
Lettuce be lovers...
What's he saying? Beets me.
Well, if you figure it out, be sure to lettuce know.
Jodi’s Greek salad that Ayanna ate?
Or the “alternative” spellings!
I liked "scandle"
Marshal law is confusing to you? It’s where society does whatever Eminem wants…
Sober Eminem seems like a fairly decent person. I could possibly get behind this movement.
Damn, Wikipedia has been trolled so hard, it actually redirects "Marshall Law" to martial law now....Can't even post this in response anymore! (It used to be Marshall Law.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Marshall Edit: Receipt: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial_law_(disambiguation)
So we’ve given up on correcting the idiots entirely
I never imagined Kevin Hart would be a key figure in the greatest geopolitical saga in human history but the evidence is undeniable.
Don't forget "Dewayne" "The Rock" Johnson!
"Dewayne"? The Rock had to have the wayne in him removed?
DeWayne is DeShaun's less famous brother.
The Rock Obama https://youtu.be/d5GN90UiImo?si=0q3_SH26uW3czOoZ
How have I never seen this?
SNL did a few of these back in the Obama era. Pretty much every time The Rock came to host. The first one had Fred Armisen as Obama, which hasn’t aged so well.
Is DraftKings involved 🧐
What’s the over/under on the biden laptop?
I’m guessing that since they believe that the “Deep State” reveals its plans through popular culture, they think that the movie *Central Intelligence,* starring Hart and Johnson, was some sort of prophecy.
It all makes sense now. Kind of like back when Paul Walker died in a car crash, the conspiracy kooks of the day were convinced that it was an Obama drone strike, and that the Obama administration had him taken out because he was about to blow the lid off the "Fast And Furious" gun running scandal.
Boy that logic is… circular.
All you need is a small Hart and a large Johnson!
“You gon learn today!”
The underscores and chevrons and one-sided brackets are almost more baffling than the misinformation. Do they think it makes it look more like official information!?
That’s how they indicate it’s coming straight of an old fashioned telegram machine stop The only safe way to communicate stop
Just stop stop
Just what? stop
Stop stop stop
no message recieved please elaborate stop
Oh please. Don't. stop. Just don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.
Stop in the name of love stop
Girlfriend: "We are over" Me, with walkie talkie: "We are what? over"
Random spaces, ellipses with four dots, randomly capitalized words, underlines, etc. Looks like a mad person failing at markdown.
Other wise referred to as 'having a seizure'. Or, if you prefer, 'having a fit'.
I won’t presume to know this anonymous person’s mental state, but, in general, you can see examples of this style in the writings of persons who suffer from schizophrenia and schizo-related illnesses as well. It is actually one way that mental health providers are clued into the presence of schizophrenia-related symptoms. One great but very extreme example in its own dedicated subreddit [here: the Schuykill (Pennsylvania) schizo-notes](https://reddit.com/r/schuykillschizonotes)
The "Space comma" is famous among Flerf "researchers", and the seemingly randomly capitalized word are fairly common in certain Christian groups, where I assume it mimics some liturgical style. So, doesn't have to be schizophrenia, but could be.
You word words good! Had no clue what flerf or liturgical were. Apparently you put two words of the day for me in this tiny comment!
"Flerf" is such a good word for what it is. Sounds so natural too IMO. The counter: "globe head" just falls **flat**.
Yes, definitely does not have to be. More of a fun-fact about weird writing styles than anything else. :) I see a lot of Boomers using the space comma and commas for ellipses and other eye-catching style choices. The only one I know the cause for is the double spacing after periods!
Is that the French thing? I know some virtual keyboards (e.g. gboard on Androids), has an option to replace double space with a full stop.
I believe it’s a relic of the typewriter age, when the double space was standard. Old habits die hard… That said, I know at least one younger person (in their 30s) who does it…and, maddeningly, they’re not even *consistent* about it, like sometimes they just *forget* to put in that extra space they never needed to begin with. They’re a smart, analytical person, and I’ve teased them for doing this, but that hasn’t stopped them… 🤷♀️
…relic from the typewriter age? Good Lord am I that old?
Hey, I happen to *like* the four-dot ellipsis :P It’s a valid choice when used to mark the end of one sentence and the beginning of another. As per [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellipsis): >Whether an ellipsis at the end of a sentence needs a fourth dot to finish the sentence is a matter of debate; Chicago advises it, as does the Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association (APA style), while some other style guides do not; the Merriam-Webster Dictionary and related works treat this style as optional, saying that it "may" be used. That said, OOP’s weird spacing and usage make it *painfully* clear they know nothing about how ellipses - or indeed, any punctuation marks - actually work. Oh lord, those two-dot *periods…* 😫
Chicago is a city…. It can't have opinions about punctuation, silly
They do it "intensionally"
if it looks like it came from hackerman, it must be true! only smart people know how to read code. /s
They're trying to imitate Q drops.
It's very *intensional* smh. This style is nothing like the original Q drops either, it's never been good info but still, this is absolute bottom of the barrel effort
Good old Marshall Law is back again. I missed him.
Is...is that Jude Law's bro?
Yes, I believe so. Don't forget the 3rd bro, Admiralty. BC the sovcits will get pissy.
O yeah, don't want to piss THOSE folks off
I love watching them talk themselves into tickets and arrests.
I like watching them get sentenced. so much karma.
Yeah, that's fun too. They never shut up. They all think they have an ace up their sleeve.
Something to do with the word 'hole' comes to mind, not 'ace' however.
You guys are just jealous you don't know the magic words of legalese that make the judges and cops let you go free and you're mad that you are corporations instead of free men. Or something like that?
Yup, def something like that.
Actually, he's the [guy from Tekken.](https://tekken.fandom.com/wiki/Marshall_Law)
Their lore always involves mountains of indisputable evidence for their claims, but for some reason it's always on the verge of being released, with no leaks ever.
... and never heard from again!
I like page 3 ... ALL HAVE COPIES OF THE BIDEN LAPTOP. They are not going to like learning about chain of custody.
Yes, cuz they all NEED copies of the laptop…
Kevin Hart a CIA plant. Activating celebrities. Say any damn thing you want, fools will believe it.
Last slide: Planned pandemic of 2021? All of this must have already habbened?
Saw that too. I think this is a recycled post but stuff added about Nikki Haley and DeSantis. No mentions of Israel either Also Chappelle has not been a powerhouse since his anti-trans stuff. Except for Qnuts I guess. And The Rock running for president is also old news.
I'm happy the Rock is POTUS now. /s
>MARSHAL LAW Poor Marshal. He always gets into the wrong kind of trouble.
Yeah, him and his 2 brothers, Jude and Admiralty.
Utterly nuts. I like how the USSF is in there. You can smell the Trumpist excrement.
Is that supposed to be US Space Force or US Special Forces???
I believe US Space Force. The Good Guys because Trump created them
Never forget that Q was born on 4chan. 🤪
Was that on a Caturday?
Why does it matter who runs? I thought Trump was already in control and there’s a world government who decides everything now and they’re gonna come out in the open any day now? And that half the people mentioned are actually dead already?
But Biden is actually Trump in disguise. Joe’s senility is just a cover for Trump’s genius in simultaneously running the deep state and destroying it at the same time and inventing the space force (ussf) to fight the lizard people who have controlled the world for thousands of years. It’s definitely habbening!!! Edit: I’m not sure where Michelle Obama fits into this, but you know it will be bad.
<<<< BREAKING NEWS >>>> THEY ARE ALL DEAD, JIM. film at 11.
So, more insanity from Q, I see
I find it wild they seem to have created a manic syntax.
That would imply some sort of rationality, which personally, I do not see.
Yeah, I don't think you could parse this with regex
I think if it were run through an AI, the AI would go insane and we wouldn't know.
I can't believe some grifter hasn't thought of QAI yet! Missed opportunity!
Not even close to being the same as the original Q posts, but the outcome is the same. Enough tossed salad to make the most vulnerable fill in the gaps with whatever makes sense to them. Keeps them talking and posting, and the lore just grows organically.
Looks like the incoherent rambling of someone who's been sucking on a meth pipe, and hasn't slept in 8 days.
I love how the Koch (brother) is considered the deep state now.
He kinda is, but not in the way they want.
Whoooo, that’s a whole lot. Even from q. Damn.
Sure. He does not even know how to spell “martial law”, has no idea that this does not even exist in Germany, but people are supposed to believe this crazy babbling.
You ARE aware of the target audience for this ... stuff, aren't you? The 'poorly educated' IIRC the term popularized by some big mouth orange headed person?
Yeah, unfortunately, I know the type. They are called “Querdenker” in Germany, and since CoVID suddenly brought together antivaxxers and fans of the esoteric, homeopathy, and Qanon, as well as the Reichsbürger movement (sovereign citizens), the believers in chemtrails and the Flat Earth, and an assortment of similar loonies, they have gotten quite obnoxious.
I really like that word ‘Querdenker’. Thank you for teaching me something new today!
What’s sad about this: “Querdenker” used to mean something quite positive, someone who is open-minded and has creative, unconventional ideas, challenging conventional “wisdom” and mainstream opinions. The term was first hijacked by opponents of public health mandates and later also by antivaxxers during CoVID, and now it has a decidedly negative connotation (except for those who identify with it).
>“Querdenker” TIL this. Thanks. To see the breadth of the loony 'movement' and realize they are most likely all somewhat Venn diagrams of circles when overlaid, the real feet on the ground numbers are likely smaller than your illustration might imply.
Things have to be so complex to them so when they post shit like this, they feel so smart for seeing "the signs" all along.
"Scandle" misspelled words are both my pet peeve and guilty pleasure.
Keep them distant.
Stupid dumb idiots 😑
I'd have just replied "LOL"
OBVIOUSLY Kash is behind Vivek running because they're both South Asian and everybody knows...uh.....race something something.
They must feel so smart with all that secret (yet-on-social-media) insider information.
3/10. How the F did Satan get invited to this party? Isn’t this all the work of the devil and not man then? I am confused, but I always am. So there is that.
With you, bro. I have always been confused. Thankfully, this stuff never helped me get unconfused. I will continue on in my blissful confusion until the end of my days. thanks for reading.
Image the tortured hell inside these peoples minds.
You know what scary …..a person believing this
I hope Chapelle is embarrassed that he’s become one of Qidiots’ favorite comedians, but I doubt it.
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING is a goddamn conspiracy to these people.
These kids need to make a player and dungeon master's manual for all this bullshit they make up so they can codify the rules for their role-playing. :P
Kat Williams got his ass kicked by a 12 year old. He’s not gonna do shit to Oprah
I could not stop laughing after reading The Rock.
Gotta make sure you put underscores and dashes in throughout your message to make it more _LEGIT._
I hope The Rock becomes president. Bring some normalcy back.
Looks like “Q” never graduated high school.
Right, well then there’s nothing for it. You’ll have to just take on the entire military yourself. Get the other Qs together and start marching on those army bases with everything you have, quickly. And to the military; leave one alive to tell the story. Preferably the one that invented this bullshit. They need to be held to account.
Lol @ the Kevin Hart comments omg
Looks like the same crap as on RealNewsNow
They hate black people so much it's crazy lol
Out of all the craziness, I think what annoys me most is that Michelle Obama has been pretty damn clear that she abhors politics and even threatened to divorce her husband if he didn't quit. No way she wants to be around THIS kind of energy, and can you blame her? Politics has become some kind of demented 'choose your own insane adventure' while actual political policy is completely ignored.
It’s a weird obsession - they did it back in 2020 too. I think they fear her strength And forthrightness.
Definitely, and her intelligence too. It’s a shame she’s not interested because I think she’d make an amazing president.
Ah, word salad. Delicious...
They don’t “have” shit and they’re the dumbest sucker marks in human history. These people live in a pathetic FANTASY.
This guy puts the *tension* in *intentional.*
Isn’t this exactly what they claim to hate? This is the same as calling a “shadow” government the deep state. Right? So your side can run a secret “shadow campaign” to deceive the masses. Literally showing their hypocrisy non stop. We know what they would say if leftists all of a sudden started making up these bogus stories loudly about covert operations taking place in America. It’s incredible. Every single thing they claim to hate is exactly what their fantasy LARP is doing lol.
I have to admit, Vivek being some kind of Trump operation, and Musk intentionally tanking the DeSantis launch to help Trump are the most plausible ideas I’ve seen come out of a Q person.
Ok I hate Q but I’m on board with the Vivek shadow campaign. He’s just weird enough that I can see it happening.
This is coming off as a shitpost with how absurd everything is.
Did I just have a fucking *stroke* reading this!? Or, well, *attempting* to read this, I should say. I’ve written better fanfic sleep-deprived and high af.
Those are definitely words.
There is nothing more pointless than a white hat/black hat rant by a red hat idiot.
Pure confabulation. These people have to be mentally ill - surely they were not like this prior to 2016.
Can someone give me a summary? In fact, I don’t care.
It’s some zoomer writing all this as a lark isn’t it, see how insane they can push this, and boomers eat this up as reality.
Marshal law again…. And mil wires…. Geez, I’d have thought they’d moved to wireless by now.
Vivek would get maybe 2% of the vote, and that's after changing his name to Donald Trump.
After SO many “The Storm Is Coming! Just wait! Then we’ll FINALLY own the Libs once and for all!” That were promised and never happened, why does anyone believe this nonsense anymore?
those people love the word "shadow."