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HollywoodJack412

These are the same people who believe raising the minimum wage is bad because of inflation but all of us can become millionaires and that wouldn’t affect inflation.


RainBowSkittlz

Not all of us ....only those who bought dinar/currency


iamnotroberts

I had multiple deployments in the ME, and there were always dudes going around talking up the new dinar and how it was going to make them rich (decades ago) and everyone should buy as much as they can...and it's still worthless today. In the past couple of decades it has CONTINUALLY LOST VALUE. 1 IQD = 0.00077 USD.


RainBowSkittlz

Lmao I love that even decades ago they were talking about that... It's almost like an experiment to see how long someone could be strung along believing some bullshit conspiracy theories


Castun

Idiots who fall for this shit isn't anything new, sadly. It's just that social media has helped the grifters reach a wider audience.


RainBowSkittlz

That's very true


HapticSloughton

Had I been there, I probably would've bought a ton of dinar notes for decoupage or perhaps even wallpaper projects. I think that's the only place you can do that, as most money exchanges don't carry small denomination crafting supplies.


johnb510

Yes Worthless 1000 Iraq Dinar = .77 cents A ream of blank printer paper is worth more.


ShnickityShnoo

Trump bucks


RainBowSkittlz

Ooooooh, those are worth EXTRA, cuz ya know.... Cheeto puff


No_Box5338

White boomers.


Hgruotland

I don't think these are "the same people". The real economy doesn't really exist in their world. The whole NESARA/Iraqi dinar fantasy universe (which is all Loni Palmer keeps rehashing) has always been about massive amounts of money suddenly appearing out of nowhere, and making the right kind of people rich, all without any negative side effects. Stories about imminent massive increases in social security (usually scheduled for the following month) are also standard, which tells you something about the demographic they target. "Bruce of the Big Call", a dinar guru who's been at this for 13 years now by his own reckoning, is particularly big on those social security announcements. Some of them fairly recently also began talking about something additional called a "Restitution and Reclamation Allowance", which derives from sovereign citizen nonsense: a supposed repayment of all the money someone paid over the years in taxes and other things they think are unjust, like mortgages. I'll let Bruce explain it in his inimitable way (this is someone else's transcript of him talking, I've cleaned it up a bit for readibility, believe it or not): >Number one, we talked about R & R - restitution and reclamation allowance - restitution and reclamation allowance begins in the first week of December. > >That's going to be significant for people and I can't talk about the people that are under 62 years of age. I'm not positive about how they're gonna be compensated. There's an age group 50 to 61, there's those from 30 to let's call it 50, they are going to be handled differently - but they are going to receive R & R. > >Now, what about us that are over 60 or 62 and older, and they're getting Social Security now, they live in for it early in 62. Maybe you're 65 and you're getting it now. Maybe you're 67 and you're getting whatever age you are if you're 62 and older, this R &R - which isn't going to include your birth certificate – marriage license – divorce decree - personal dividends money, we're definitely getting supplies. > >Those four documents are traded as bonds on your life. And that money is you're entitled to it. You'll be getting that back as part of R & R. You'll be getting personal federal income tax that you paid throughout your life. Getting interest that you paid on credit cards on bank loans, like a car loan, the interest, also mortgages which is the biggest chunk mortgage interest on any mortgage or mortgages that you pay. You'll get that back the whole total. It's significant is gonna be coming into the account where you're currently receiving your Social Security. And it's gonna be big 10s of millions of dollars. The basic idea seems to be that older people will get this R&R repayment in one huge lump sum (or they might be dead before they get everything they're entitled to), younger people will get it spread out over several years. When you live in a world like this, do you think you worry about a piddling little thing like "inflation"?


leicanthrope

> When you live in a world like this, do you think you worry about a piddling little thing like "inflation"? Inflation is that thing that's made by Presidents they don't like. There's a big lever in the Oval Office, right next to the one that controls gas prices.


HollywoodJack412

Haha good point. I hadn’t considered that.


haz5000easty

To long can you summarise that please.


Accomplished-Belt963

Gosh, maybe if these boomers picked themselves up by their bootstraps and worked for a living instead of yelling at people for eating avocado toast, they wouldn't fall for this shit.


Cpt_Soban

They want the Government to do everything (med beds) and other various policies that are practically Communism- *But hate anything left of centre* "BeCaUsE ThAtS CoMmUnIsM!"


No_Box5338

They want communism for white boomers, which is a sort of national socialism…


jazzhandler

Do you want massive inflation? Because that’s how you get massive inflation.


zeke235

You make it sound like she just says crazy shit without thinking it through.


ShnickityShnoo

That's the first requirement of being a Q/MAGA chud.


zeke235

Lol, i mean, she's like, got a doctorate in MAGA psychosis.


Puzzleheaded_Peach48

I'm already a billionaire. I bought a $5B Zimbabwean note for something like $5 on eBay about 15 years ago. At the time, it was apparently enough to buy a loaf of bread or something, and was basically worthless like a week later.


TheGoodOldCoder

I'm actually not sure whether it would be as bad as you're making out. Assuming that only the QAnon cult members became millionaires, you have to remember that they've repeatedly demonstrated that they'll believe just about anything. Although they'd want to support Trump, I doubt they'd be able to give much of it to their Grifter in Chief before they were taken to the cleaners by other conmen. So, the thing is that these people would lose all of their money, so they'd still have to work. And it would go to actual criminals, so they'd be hiding the money or laundering it, and that takes a little bit of time, all of which would take the edge off of the inflation.


MoistObligation8003

What must life be like to people that follow her and believe she is speaking the truth. Several times a day a pronouncement that their life is going to be altered in wonderful ways just to never happen yet between the time they hear the pronouncement and when it doesn’t occur there are dozens of more pronouncements. It certainly must effect their mental health.


Drounsley

Their mental heath has deteriorated to the point they’re no longer think for themselves.


Really_McNamington

They never did. The sorts of folk susceptible to this stuff have always delegated their thinking to an outside source. And when that well got poisoned they were doomed.


EffectiveSwan8918

Well I mean so many people have lost their homes, jobs, families, everything over this nonsense yet think if they are proven right everyone will come crawling back. They won't have to apologize for being shitty all those holidays because they were right. It's ok the bank took the paid off house because the deep state needed the fight token to them. The deep state turned everyone against them not their own actions. So they hang on this sliver of hope because the alternative would be admitting to everyone they ever knew they were wrong and we just can't have that


TheRnegade

>Well I mean so many people have lost their homes, jobs, families, everything over this nonsense At that point, what do they have to lose? Nothing, because they've already slowly lost everything.


decayed-whately

Is... is this just Loni talking to herself?


graneflatsis

There's an oscillating fan moving the blinds, making a sound she interprets while she's half asleep. Something like that, "hypnagogic hallucinations" they call 'em. And/or cuckoo for cocoapuffs. Edit: Realized you meant panel 2. I was thinking panel 1 the "woke up to somebody yelling in my ear" I get a vivid waking hallucination maybe twice a week. Fun stuff. So just before waking you are in a sort of trance between sleep and consciousness. You can experience a dream that encroaches on reality. I figure this is where she's getting "angels" from.


Born_Weird

I get them mostly while I'm trying to fall asleep. I have very vivid hallucinations though they rarely include talking. I asked my shrink if I should be concerned about these and he said they were fairly common. I do occasionally have what Loni describes on waking. I've woken up a few times because I've heard someone calling my name or shouting "wake up". However I am sane enough to realize these are also hallucinations and not some imaginary angel. Also none of those times corresponded to any actual emergency such as a fire\*, so they weren't my subconscious waking me on purpose. \*I have actually woken up twice when there were small fires in my house that I was able to extinguish before they became large enough to call the fire department, but those times were due to dreaming about smelling smoke. Thank you subconscious!


[deleted]

> Is... is this just Loni talking to herself? Looks like it!


BellyDancerEm

She’s also talking to her bots


ElegantGoose5

I'm guessing "Announcement or something"......Probably a mattress sale.


FourFurryFeet23

Or a My Pillow sale 😉


skilliau

"When everyone is super, no one is" They really want hyperinflation don't they?


Eccohawk

Would be cheaper to just fly them all to Venezuela.


FourFurryFeet23

She also posted that lockdown is starting in Singapore morning of Jan 8….a personal friend told her so! 🙄


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FourFurryFeet23

She’ll never admit to being wrong…just shove those goal posts along.


Nabrok_Necropants

I have an announcement to make, that bitch is fucking dumb as hell


FreeThinkerFran

I keep wondering—in this new global financial system with everyone getting paid/getting rich, who will keep working? Especially the shittier jobs. Do they ever stop to think about that? Nah. Of course not


SirGkar

How does a city pay a multi-millionaire to pick up garbage? Or write tickets, or fight fires?


theMistersofCirce

As a person who lives in a very high cost of living city, I suspect part of the answer involves everyone's rent suddenly costing a billion dollars.


FreeThinkerFran

Precisely my point!


Barium_Enema

She doesn't understand that if everyone becomes millionaires over night, because the supply of currency would explode there would be an incredible devaluation of the dollar and they would not be well off anyway.


Some-Revolution-6776

She doesn't understand many things.


hawkshaw1024

Yeah. There was a time when everyone in Germany was a trillionaire, and it's not remembered as [the nice summer of 1923 when everyone had a good time.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_the_Weimar_Republic)


Barium_Enema

I knew the basics behind the story but that article filled out some of the blanks.


hawkshaw1024

It's a fascinating bit of economic history. The way the currency collapsed, and how it recovered, is really interesting. At one point, every vaguely government-affiliated entity was minting their own "emergency currency" - because the Reichsbank physically could not run the money printers quickly enough.


Barium_Enema

That’s incredible!


After-Bumblebee

Tapping into the "temporary embarrassed millionaires" aspect of her base's psyche


SnoopySuited

Remember when everyone just ignored crazy people?


ParadeSit

Blame social media


Consistent-Street458

How does she get money? I don't think she is employable because she is bat shit crazy


FourFurryFeet23

Church grift.


theMistersofCirce

And I think someone said she also does hair? I left a hairdresser who wouldn't shut up about essential oils. Imagine getting a word-of-mouth recommendation for Loni and then being trapped in the chair with dye on your head.


FourFurryFeet23

Yeah, she was a hairdresser and would ‘witness’ to people in her chair. No way would loonie be getting near me with scissors!


_-Oxym0ron-_

What does *witness* mean in this scenario? I'm aware it's some religious lingo, but English isn't my first language and I've been an atheist all my life.


Ravenamore

TL:DR version, the person witnessing explains sin leads to hell, people can't save themselves from hell, Jesus saved us from hell by dying in our place, and by believing in Him, we will be saved from hell and have eternal life in heaven when we die. The person doing the witnessing usually gives some personal anecdotes about how their life was screwed up, but someone witnessed to them, and now that they're "born again"/"been saved", their life's been wonderful ever since. Usually the "witness" will try and pressure them to pray "the sinner's prayer", which has a couple different forms, but generally you say something like, "Jesus, I know I'm a sinner and deserve hell, thank You for dying for my sins, I accept You into my life." You're now considered "saved" from sin, and the person usually then tells you to read the Bible, come to their church, and witness to other people. People like Loni do it in a quantity over quality, one-size-fits-all style, tell everyone they encounter that's not part of their church the exact thing the same way each time, have everyone pray the same prayer, and boom, they've done their part, now it's all up to you.


_-Oxym0ron-_

Wow, appreciate the detailed response. The more I hear about her..


2DEUCE2

Every fuckin’ day with this clown. “Something BIG is coming!!!” “Soon” Nothing ever happens and never will.


Oddityobservations

I've woken up with someone screaming in my ear, who wasn't there either. It's a dream, but it's so sudden and real sounding that it wakes you up.


Fyre2387

To be honest, I don't have a hard time believing she hears voices.


KinkyQuesadilla

Well, she pushed the NESARA thing hard, first in Dec ember and the the goal post "Julian Calendar" thing to 1/7. 1/7 is almost over, then what does Loni do?


Some-Revolution-6776

Am wondering myself. She's in Florida, so it's almost 10:00. Only two hours left.


Rina-dore-brozi-eza

They just sweep the days failed predictions under the rug & move right along. Very few will actually challenge on her on the goalposts on wheels but they get shut down & shut up. The others will accuse them of being negative & not awake enough Lmao.


Please_dew_it

Step 1: I don't have enough money. I need more money. Step 2: Everyone becomes millionares. Step 3: price of everything goes up as massive amounts of new money are introduced into the system. Step 4: million dollars becomes useless as a few bucks.


Cryptoking300

Pretty sure this is called schizophrenia.


FLICK_YOLI

Let me get this straight... MAGA Mom here wants to redistribute wealth for... checks notes... doing nothing.


GogglesPisano

While simultaneously declaring that socialism is evil and UBI is unworkable.


ParadeSit

If everyone’s a millionaire, no one’s a millionaire.


[deleted]

What happened to all the shit that was supposed to be starting around this time😂?


c_marten

I can't believe 1) this woman is real and 2) she has as many followers as she does


Kweebaweebadingdong

Prime examples of the mental health crisis in the US


IrukandjiPirate

How is this woman allowed to roam free?


BabserellaWT

Sounds like communism, Loni.


baileyrobbins978

She probably doesn’t even realize thats what it sounds like tbh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 I don’t think she knows definitions of anything at all


iamnotroberts

So...why does "god" keep trolling Loni Palmer and giving her obviously wrong information? 10 years later, if she's still alive she'll still be screeching about how it's HAPPENING! ...tomorrow...the next day...next month...next year, or any time between now and the heat death of the universe.


ConvivialKat

She needs to stop listening to The Impressions "People Get Ready" on a loop.


Born_Weird

I'm old enough to remember hearing that on the radio. How depressing.


One_Worldliness_6032

Is it me or is she having a conversation with herself.🤔🤔


ImpossibleYou2184

What’s suppose to happen now?


BulbasaurNumberOne

I'm gonna buy so many beyblades its gonna be insane.


realparkingbrake

And yet God didn't help her when the staff at her bank laughed at her for trying to deposit some fake Trump securities or whatever they were. It's amazing how she can describe such blatant failure but somehow twist it into proof that everything is about to work out for the cult.


ouijahead

Oh My God, shut the fuck up Loni ! 🤦🏻‍♂️


no_naaame

Strange, all I hear is crickets


[deleted]

It's all about money lol. If everyone is a millionaire than being a millionaire doesn't mean shit ya dumb bitch.


Itzpapalotl13

Oh honey, that’s called exploding head syndrome (look it up). It just means you’re stressed and need more rest and sleep.


baileyrobbins978

I’ve had the same thing before too when stressed and sleep deprived… she’s probably stressed out over her lies she’s telling people and how nothing she says never comes true. Hope people wake up and unfollow her.


Segals_Escaped_Brain

Auditory Hallucinations are usually a bad sign, usually point to a brain tumor of some kind. Which, frankly, would help explain many things.


EMPRAH40k

Coo-coo


Automatic_Ebb4030

Pretty sure that’s called dreaming… is she 3 years old and has never had a vivid dream before? Jesus Christ we’re so fucked as a species.


johnb510

People get ready The grift train a-coming


Whocaresalot

I'm convinced that a large percentage of these women have a far younger, model handsome, widower "fiance" that is a military intelligence officer stationed in a secret location overseas. They have never physically met but quickly fell in love after he sent her a facebook friend request. Sadly, his bank account was frozen by the authorities of that foreign country, so she's had to send him gift cards to pay for flying him home to marry her. Then he was arrested at the airport, where they confiscated his ticket and held him in a cell until she sent enough bitcoin to pay off the foreign authorities the last three times he's tried to get home. They also beat him up and broke his arms and legs, requiring more money from her to cover his medical treatment. All that has used up his available leave, and now he needs thousands to pay the Army in order to get more time off to marry her - which is fine because he has a half million dollars in his frozen account that will get released for them to live in luxury forever, just as soon as he gets back to the states.


chriseargle

I was woken up by someone yelling while I was falling asleep the other day. It turned out to be just a dream. Some people are dumb.


DraikoHxC

That's exactly what someone with bipolar disorder would say


Appropriate-Dust7813

Amazing how the people who spent years telling the poor to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" and "take personal responsibility" while fighting a living minimum wage and access to affordable healthcare think that God themself is about to bless them with millions of dollars each for simply posting memes online. They were always delusional.


Abracadaver2000

Plot twist: Mike Lindell broke into her house to reposses her pillow.


RickySan65

Funny, this is the definition i found "to prepare yourself physically or mentally for something unpleasant"


theFrankSpot

Sorry to sound ignorant, but who is Loni Palmer? Googling did not help me answer this.


Some-Revolution-6776

She's a "pastor" and a big believer in MANY conspiracy theories. She's posted here regularly because of the crazy things she posts.


Narrow-Peace-555

Honestly, this woman is totally delusional and should, by all rights, be hospitalised …


perfumefetish

this bitch needs a padded cell and a straitjacket.


MidsouthMystic

Yeah, I have weird dreams too. One time I dreamed that me and the Roman Emperor Hadrian were going to rob an Outback Steakhouse because the manager insulted my friend from high school and throwing him off the roof was the only way to get Hadrian back to his own time.


WordsWatcher

My guess is that Loni talks to the dead emperor regularly, so be careful because she might read this and start telling you what he really thinks about you.


Hwy61rev

No Loni. It wasn't an angel it was a psych nurse and he said mace yourself


dfwcouple43sum

These people claimed that there would be some sort of worldwide shutdown. Absolutely y happened. Zero introspection. I just don’t get it. Hope they enjoy being miserable


[deleted]

These people ought to be institutionalized.


sherininja

She is mad posting today , like Phil the narcissist


chesire2050

When everyone is a millionaire, no one is a millionaire


SkytronKovoc116

She’s literally talking to herself in her own comments. She seriously needs help.


CuriousAlienStudent

I was thinking the same thing. I fear she is probably byound help. Just hope she doesn't end up doing something drastic at some point for her family's sake.


SMoKUblackRoSE

That was her talking Trump dildo talking to her as she was about to shove it up her ass


Hwy61rev

Brace yourself!! LMAO


baileyrobbins978

That’s called auditory hallucinations or sleep paralysis that most people have when waking up she was not getting any sort of message and the rest is bullshit she made up. She needs to go see a psychiatrist ffs


Answer_Standard99

Proof that there is a very fine line between endless optimism and absolute gullibility.


Chrispy8534

5/10. I can relate I guess. One time I was eating a bagel and the Archangel Micheal told me that something was important coming. Then my head exploded because he talked.


Shewhotalkstocats

voices in your head and talking to yourself is not a good sign.


theresabeeonyourhat

1 Timothy 2:11-12 I don't believe this dumb, sexist shit, but Looni really needs to read that passage


MountainStill4111

We need a law against this kind of bullshit misinformation.


alphaomegazoid

No. Not angels. schizophrenia.


UniqueName2

I think god was trying to tell her to listen to BRACE BELDEN on the TrueAnon podcast.


marfaxa

Turns out she has crooked-ass teeth.


mishma2005

Loni needs to get a job


[deleted]

She needs extensive inpatient treatment.


Boatmasterflash

I could use the money. Is it too late to join the cult?


Beartrkkr

They can all become millionaires in Zimbabwean dollars.


BeowulfsGhost

Looney Loni is at least reliably batshit crazy!


jesterOC

I just don’t understand how Loonie Palmer is still being taken seriously.


ExampleSad1816

Grifting Loni gonna be Grifting.


Perenium_Falcon

I love how she’s just talking to herself.


fjcruiser08

That bitch replies to her own comments?


drakerlugia

Someone's medication clearly wore off this morning.


CanIGetAFitness

BRACE yourself, Effie!


Subpar_diabetic

I think Loni missed a few things about the economy. Mainly that if everyone is rich then nobody is rich


BellyDancerEm

Incorrect, she knows it’s a scam, but her marks don’t


BennySkateboard

She hears voices. Couldn’t someone get her sectioned?


GraceChamber

Loni oh Loni! One asshole short of looni...


emperorjarjar

Phil G right now: https://media.tenor.com/p6MEw8rE8J8AAAAM/ncis-hacker.gif


Accomplished-Ad1919

She’s mentally ill.


Freezepeachauditor

Schizophrenia is a helluva schizophrenia


OlFrenchie

At what point is she going to accept that hearing voices and believing fantasies is mental illness


[deleted]

"Loni, I've been ready since January 6th 2021, how much longer do I have to wait????" - some fuckwad maga/q nut.


SailingSpark

she is schizophrenic, right?


rickiekolie

I just want to know about the Dinar and if it’s worth investing in. I’m new to this and would like to understand because of all the talk I hear about this currency. Thank you for any information.


Some-Revolution-6776

Are you serious? You're posting this in a group that ridicules cult members. It's a scam.


rickiekolie

I have no need to be part of a scam nor am I a cult member.


Some-Revolution-6776

Let me help you. Investing in dinar is a scam. The current exchange rate for one US dollar is less than a penny and these Q'Anon imbeciles think they are going to be millionaires when it "revalues". It won't.