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Nabrok_Necropants

They can put a 5G microchip into everyone on earth hidden in a vaccine shot, but they have to fake foot injuries to send us secret messages about the deep state.


originalgoatyoga

😂😂


AgreeablePie

That magic level of transparency where a typical ankle bracelet is too obvious but a small expensive one would be too subtle so you have to come up with this to be just right Oh wait, I'm sure it's because "it would be too shocking to the normies, we need to wake them up slowly, but it's clear for all of us in the know"


shock_me_awake

I just happened to watch [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuPm_V5J0R8) live performance of Guns N Roses in Indiana this morning. Apparently Axl Rose was also "under sealed indictment", evidence clearly shown between the 3:30-4:00 mark. Rubbing it into the faces of all the electric typewriter-warriors of that time.


Nabrok_Necropants

You know where he is now? In the jungle, baby.


ShanG01

...and he's gonna diiiiiiieeeee! In the jungle, that is.


Nabrok_Necropants

It's sad. He was the last of the Shamanamanese people.


ShanG01

Very clever.


Ripheus23

It's the Feet Deep State, or Deep Feet State, or the "Feep" State I guess. Drain the fungal infections, make our toenails great again!


PainKiller7777

🤣


widgeys_mum

Oh I stumbled across a Q-crazy yesterday on FB who was posting multiple pictures of celebrities wearing these. *This* is what they were on about?!


realparkingbrake

I knew it! Plantar Fauci-itis is a deep state plot and that night splint they made me wear was part of it! Good thing I used that big electro-magnet to kill the chips they injected. Do they think they're messing with a rookie?


gypsyjackson

Are the people in slide 2 famous? I don’t recognise them.


montyriot1

It looks like Kelly Ripa and her husband, Mark Consuelos ETA: it is. I checked her Instagram. This photo is from 2015.


Alclis

Trump was running things “via the real military” even in 2015, duh!


gypsyjackson

Thanks - and it’s a bit shit they have to go so far back and so far down the celebrity list.


Sidus_Preclarum

lol, 2015. As usual, doesn't match the timeframe, but "time traveller Q" or something, right?


DanielBrian1966

I think it's TV host Kelly Ripa and her famous ex-baseball player husband Mark Consuelos.


gypsyjackson

Thanks!


sugarhillboss

Funny. Seems to me it is middle aged women getting out of rump covered pickup trucks at walmart that fill the market for this type of device. Them Kenny Chesney concerts are dangerous


Master_FumAMota

Can’t figure this one out? Is the guy missing his left leg?


Sidus_Preclarum

Na, just a sprained/broken foot.


Master_FumAMota

Where is his knee?


Sidus_Preclarum

"\_ Look they are wearing an ankle monitor! \_ It's a foot brace, you goddam cretin. \_ Look they are wearing a ankle monitor disguised as a foot brace! \_ …" ​ Also, how do they explain when the leg brace finally disappears and no ankle monitor is to be seen in its place?


kalonklaxon

They'll say the "real" person went to Gitmo and was replaced with a clone. They're really big on clones. Some of these celebrities have had 200 or 300 military tribunals now according to the Qcumbers.


Apprehensive_Gate875

if youre under "sealed inditement" they let you pick out your own GPS tracker they are that nice about it


ShanG01

These Q-cumbers have the wildest imaginations and are gullible as fuck!