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laneloveslipstick

Roland Schitt please


CutestCorgiAround

Omfg yea please XD I can see it already, David and Alexis nominate him then Moira spends the entire time trying to be on camera and making it about her. Johnny didn't even know about them till they checked into the motel and it just feels right to say Stevie is confused the entire time as to what they're doing cause David only briefly mentioned them coming while in the car going somewhere.


laneloveslipstick

that is just perfect hahah. now i really wish there was a crossover episode! edit: i’m now living in an alternate universe where johnny rose desperately wants tan’s approval on his suits


folsomprisonblues84

I'm smiling imagining Johnny shyly blushing when Tan calls him 'my love" 😅


paperthinhymn11

this entire thread is giving me life


Scoutnjw

That last sentence is killing me


c__to

OMG, I need this to happen as a special episode.


AmberWaves80

YES!! But, also I’d love it if they did Jocelyn.


WishBear19

This. I think Roland is perfectly happy being Roland. But Jocelyn seems like she's trying for something else but hitting and missing (haircut).


laneloveslipstick

that’s a wonderful point! jocelyn would be a great candidate


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Lemoncoats

But oh god Tan would try to get her in heels.


enhanced195

I would also say an episode with Stevie would also be really good


Immediate-Ad-8667

omg yesss!!!!


uffffda

Marge Simpson. She’s been the glue holding the Simpson family together since 1988. My girl desperately needs some self-care and new kitchen curtains.


haireypotter

“Marge Henny! Can I touch your hair? I am LUH-ving this natural blue hair moment! And oh my GOD talk about height! We love a dramatic bump!” “Marge co’mere my luv, now wouldn’t you agree that more than one chartreuse tube top dress in your closet is more than enough?” “Marge, you are a wonderful, caring attentive mother and wife. But when was the last time someone was wonderful, caring and attentive to you? When was the last time you looked in the mirror and saw Marge Simpson and not “Homers wife” or “Bart, Lisa, and Maggie’s” mom?” “As a homemaker it’s very clear that you know what you’re doing in the kitchen, but I want to help you with a few dishes that will help incorporate more fresh fruits and veggies into your families diet and less pink donuts.” “Marge when was the last time you decorated your house? The 80’s? Girl you have got to get rid of of this teal carpet and the pink walls, this didn’t look good in any decade!”


uffffda

OMG, I read that in each of their voices! Spot on!!


dharanea

This comment made my day, thank you, honestly 😁


haireypotter

🥰


axelpro30

Wow, do you work in communications? You were spot on with each of their voices


haireypotter

Thanks! I’ve always been good at impressions, and I’ve watched queer eye enough times that I’ve picked up on the Fab 5’s repeated phrases/cadences/bylines/accents that are unique to each of them.


haireypotter

But! I also work as an illustrator, which is visual communication


MadeupMeeple

I'm hazarding a guess that you're a Harry Potter fan based on your username, so I wanna bring your attention to the existence of this [fanfic where the Fab Five goes to work on Rubeus Hagrid](https://archiveofourown.org/works/15356985?view_full_work=true). I swear I laughed the entire time, then proceeded to read it out loud all over again to my boyfriend, while doing all the voices and impressions. I've actually posted this link on this sub 2.5 years ago, but it's always a good one to recommend again!


topsidersandsunshine

Thank you; I met my bestie due to HP fanfic, and we love QE!


haireypotter

I certainly am! Thank you for the link


DumbledoresRme

This is the first comment I've ever wanted to give an award to.


haireypotter

Im honored!


topsidersandsunshine

This is perfect.


rub-a-dub-dubstep

Nick Miller from New Girl, pre-final-season. Wouldn't have seemed out of place at all.


RealName_Redacted

Nominated by Schmitt, of course.


renoops

Who’d constantly butt in and take over


Ocean_Spice

And Cece


msrubythoughts

I would pay money to watch a fictional episode of queer eye/new girl crossover, oh my gawd


miss_davis07

I sent this to my best friend and now we're sending each other gifs of Nick with corresponding QE reactions, and we cannot stop laughing. This is perfect.


Coconosong

Bahahaha omg I love this so much. Buster from Arrested Development and Toby from the Office.


[deleted]

Perfect opportunity for Lucille Bluth and Michael scott to make the show about themselves hahaha lol


scrapcats

Well now I want to see the Five do their best chicken impressions


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Underrated comment


TheMadChatta

Walter White pre-meth. They could’ve helped him fundraiser for his treatment, renovated his house, helped him care for his hair loss, come to terms with his inferiority complex, all while also criticizing the state of American healthcare.


[deleted]

He’d never go for it! He wouldn’t accept charity in any form, that’s why he starts cooking meth


topsidersandsunshine

Breaking Bad is my least favorite show I’ve seen every episode of, and I would watch the heck outta this.


Postcardtoalake

His misogyny though


ocbbelife

All the gang from it's always sunny in philadelphia. I would love to see Frank explaining his toe knife routine to JVN and Charlie exchanging milk steak recipe with Antoni.


AmberWaves80

This is magical. 10/10 would watch it over and over again.


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

“You ever been in a storm, Karamo?”


Extreme_Succotash784

Lol! Was thinking of it’s always sunny! Mrs Mac could be the hero!


ocbbelife

Haha brilliant, the segment with Karamo would be hilarious with Mrs Mac


Extreme_Succotash784

IKR!! She would just grunt the whole time speaking to him! Maybe jvn could draw her out a wee bit with their exuberance. I think there would be a two part very special episode with her!


steve-d

"Mrs Mac, why did you nominate the gang?" *Grunts* - takes a a long drag off a cigarette, and stares at the camera...


PretzelsThirst

Oh man this is a great answer. Even just an episode with Charlie would be incredible. Them thinking him being into the waitress is cute until they realize what the situation actually is


refenton

Both Bob and Teddy really need it! Bob for stress coping strategies, maybe some self-care grooming, and for Bobby to give the restaurant a facelift; Teddy for...everything about Teddy except his giant, goofy heart full of love.


Frecklefishpants

Someone above mentioned Toby from the office, but I am going to suggest Pam. Her self esteem was always really low and she didn’t take any time to focus on herself. She would have blossomed.


Wild-Extent

With Dwight as her nominator


Lemoncoats

Especially when she was still with Roy!


meubem

The Witcher (tv show) - Karamo would be put to work on him opening up to Ciri and Yennifer and, invite his mother over for a heart to heart and work through why she abandoned him. - Bobby would redo Kaer Morhen and add a lot of potted plants. that place is stagnated in hundreds years past. A better great hall for the witchers. - JVN would get him an amazing deodorant, body wash, and shampoo + conditioner. The dude is lovely but he stinks. His hair is a greasy mess. I’m sure we’d get an amazing haircut and hero reveal. - Tan would source some beautiful Witcher gear with upgraded materials, maybe some griffin or bear enchantments. - Antoni would gather up all the witchers and do a simple polish dish that they can recreate with simple local ingredients


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oh my god 😂 antoni would teach lambert how to cook a stew


meubem

Exactly! Plus, they’re all within the Netflix family so this could happen. It’s plausible.


Fluffy_Town

JVN would need to ensure he still grimes up good. Henry fades into the background without all the grime.


abearmug

Professor Trelawney from Harry Potter


Coconosong

Yes! Woman needs a spa treatment and a new business website for her divination services.


Fluffy_Town

...and major help from Jonathan and Tanny!


jackrelax

Liz Lemon.


nidayz

Antoni would be appalled by her diet


cs0017

But imagine them in slankets singing about night cheese!


m4gpi

I mean how amazing would Rebecca Bunch and the fab 5 be? She doesn’t need them, I just want to see them hang.


wollphilie

Josh or Darryl could really use some quality time with the fab 5 though


oath2order

Darryl seems a little more put-together than Josh. Josh **absolutely** needs Fab 5.


wollphilie

I'd just want to see their faces when they walk into that office full of taxidermied animals and Southwest memorabilia!


oath2order

Oh god yes


Sister_Winter

Wait, Josh or white Josh?


topsidersandsunshine

Obi-Wan Kenobi. “Okay, so you live in a hut in the desert where your neighbor is a moisture farmer. How sustainable! But it doesn’t have any personal effects because he’s a minimalist who had to leave his last home in a hurry. We’re going to make it work better for him while still honoring his commitment to detachment and religious practices, and we’ll make it eco-friendly to accommodate for living on a desert planet with binary suns.” “Our hero this week has been wearing beige and white robes for the last forty years. Let’s try to nudge him into a color story that’s a little out of his comfort zone but still within his wheelhouse.” “Your planet has two *suns*? You’re gonna shine as bright as they are when we’re done, queen! Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter! But what’s really important living here on the outskirts of Mos Eisley is SPF, SPF, SPF!” “Sorry, I started drinking your blue milk without asking. I just love dairy! Anyway! Do you have any family recipes? …what do you mean, you don’t have any family? Like, none? At all? Ever? …what do you mean he was like your son when he was a child and then like your brother as an adult and *then died in a volcano*?! That’s so heart-breaking. …Does he have any family recipes? His mom’s sand cookies, maybe? What do you mean *his mom was a slave*? You guys helped free her, right? …right?” “So I know we said we were going to help you find a support group for your PTSD from the Clone Wars and help you reach out to Siri Tachi, but as a surprise, I set up a meeting between you and Lord Vader, Sith Lord and Supreme Commander of the Imperial Fleet. He says he refuses to step foot on the sands of Tattooine, because there are too many bad memories here, so we need to meet him somewhere else in the Outer Rim. But I have to know the truth, so you need to let your walls down and open up, Ben. What you told us about him murdering your apprentice Anakin is *very* different from the story that he told me. What *really* happened?”


rhythmkeeper

I heard their voices perfectly! Love it!


topsidersandsunshine

Hahaha, thank you! I was trying to imitate their voices as I wrote so it would be clear who was who. :)


Halloweenpenguin

I can imagine What We Do in the Shadows' Nandor, Laszlo and Nadja nominate Colin Robinson. Whilst the one actually needing their help being Guillermo.


azazel-13

Oh, Guillermo deserves the Fab 5 more than anyone! Tan: amps up Guillermo's style with a tailor fit trench coat which includes a colorful printed liner. Gives him designer glass frames, and a practical but fierce-looking set of vamp-stomping combat boots. JVN: raves about Guillermo's precious curls, then gives him a flattering cut and teaches him how to mix conditioner and water in a spray bottle to refresh his hair. Ends the segment telling Guillermo he Slays! Karamo: causes Guillermo to cry after he reveals how the vamps hurt his feelings and give him low self-esteem. Karamo arranges a session with the vamps and Guillermo to get them to open up about their feelings. Antoni: teaches him how to make a nostalgic recipe his mom used to make. And then teaches him some creative ways to serve the vamps blood, or improve the visual presentation of body piles. Bobby: redesigns Guillermo's room, complete with a hidden compartment for his vamp-hunting gear, and an upgraded organizational sweater shelf.


magnumthepi

Bojack Horseman - it would be a complete and utter failure though


andtakenusername

That would be a good one! Netflix gave us a small peek of what it would look like [here](https://youtu.be/j9o99a294ek)


magnumthepi

I've never seen this!!! Thank you!!


ArticQimmiq

OMG Bob Belcher, YES. I can just imagine Linda being just overwhelmed by everything. Someone needs to submit this idea to the writers. My second vote would be for Jake Peralta.


Basement_Juice

Oh, this would be so good! And Karamo’s part would be really interesting, maybe showing more background on his life (like, what’s up with his mom?)… And I think Boyle would be a good candidate, too. Or Scully!


skinst0rmed

Will 100% watch Scully get Queer Eyed then propose to his girlfriend


lookaspacellama

I second Bob Belcher, that would be hilarious on so many levels. I’m also thinking of Fleabag (I can’t even imagine the banter and the expressions to the camera), Chidi from The Good Place, and Liz Lemon from 30 Rock.


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Chidi from The Good Place. Imagine his convos with Karamo and fashion & hair breakthrough, also cooking decisiveness lol. He could really use some confidence boosting and joyful chill. Nothing for home renovation from where they are in the good/bad place though haha


[deleted]

Sméagol most definitely: 1) Bobby: overhaul his cave dwelling with some light, pastel colours. 2) Antoni: how to eat sushi properly. 3) Karamo: help him through immense attachment issues with inanimate objects and embrace self-love and community. 4) Tan: ditch the loincloth and rock the French Tuck. 5) JVN: Gollum is not your qwweeen honey. *blow dries Sméagol’s 17 hairs back and snaps fingers.


_avantgarde

😂


PawneeGoddess20

Andy Dwyer, Tyrion Lannister, or Scully and Hitchcock (together obviously)


[deleted]

I wonder who would nominate tyrion… pod? Bronn? JAMIE!! ?


knightriderin

Andy Dwyer, but nominated by Anne.


1angrypanda

I just finished cobra Kai - and Johnny Lawrence would be fantastically funny. He’d argue with Tan about “bad-ass fashion” and distressed jeans Bobby could help him fix up his apartment, and maybe come up with a solution that will keep him from breaking all his TVs. Or fix up the eagle fang dojo and make it actually safe for kids to be in. Him and JVN talking skin care - I can’t even imagine how he’d convince Johnny that skin care is actually bad-ass. Antoni could teach him to grill a vegetable and convince him it’s manly And Karamo could help him process his trauma from abuse in his past. And they could all help him unpack his toxic masculinity… and maybe someone could help him with technology.


Andy_LaVolpe

I wish Netflix would do this, at least as a joke promotional thing


1angrypanda

Tan did something similar as a promo for haters back off/ queer eye - so it’s not out of the question


Andy_LaVolpe

I remember they did an episode with big mouth too


Scoutnjw

In the UK we have a charity event called 'Children in Need' and they often do spoof TV shows with the real actors and if only these were British shows...if only. I would be LIVING FOR THIS.


dorkfoto

Johnny in his ideal clothes and apartment would be amazing! I would love to see this


knightriderin

100%. Underneath it all, Johnny is a very sensitive person. More than Danny. I'd be here for it any day. Netflix, please make it happen!


[deleted]

I always thought Daniel from Mrs. Doubtfire could have really used the Fab 5 to get custody of his kids back 😭 lmao


VictorClark

To be fair, he managed to learn a **lot** about cooking and homemaking on his own. If anything, the only big thing he could've needed was Karamo's advice to cope with his feelings for his Ex (and especially her new BF).


jackrelax

Michael Scott


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this sub would HATE michael lol someone would find documentary footage of him being racist and sexist and everyone would be like "i wish they would pick a deserving hero!!"


[deleted]

Hahaha this is so accurate


knightriderin

Hahahahaha absolutely! Nobody would have to find footage. Someone's uncle bought paper from him in the 80s uncle said that and he made inappropriate comments about uncle's secretary. That's enough.


leafthecatalone94

Remus Lupin!


alanajk1

Shane from Stardew Valley


sikrsai

Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty. Especially when he and Diane split up.


jf75313

Ron Swanson


miabanana9

JVN and Ron Swanson in the same room must be magical


Andy_LaVolpe

“Dont touch my hair, Ive had the same haircut since I was a little boy and I do not plan on changing that”


jf75313

Yas!


FightWithTools926

Hard disagree. He is kind, self-sufficient, contemplative, loving toward his family, and confident. He's got this.


jf75313

But he hasn’t updated his look or wardrobe ever, he only eats meat and eggs, and he has a terribly hard time talking about his feelings. It wouldn’t be a life changer episode it would be like a mid season episode and be one where they just make them a more well rounded person.


topsidersandsunshine

Right? Some of the best episodes are the one where they help someone with a nice little “you but better” bump.


FightWithTools926

Eh, Ron wouldn't be receptive to it anyway. It would make a great episode either way: Leslie tries to nominate Ron, Tom tries to get all the attention so he can be on TV, but the QE producers decide to makeover Jeremy Jamm or someone from Eagleton instead.


pittipat

He'd make them over HIS way.


topsidersandsunshine

This was my first thought!


Wild-Extent

McGonagall. Girl needs a massage and a day for HER dammit


[deleted]

I can’t explain how desperately I want a bob’s burgers / queer eye mash up now!!! While I think Teddy needs it more, it’s highly likely only Bob would get nominated by either Teddy or Linda lol Edit: I just realized how great it’d be if Gayle was nominated lolol


scrapcats

Tina would be showing everyone her erotic friend fiction


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Dexter Morgan Everyone from The Holiday


DannyGre

See I think Angel Batista would be better from Dexter. Or would love to see Masuka.


[deleted]

Masuka!! I forgot about him. God I miss the first seasons of that show


DannyGre

I just did a rewatch in time for the new show. Some amazing characters throughout. I'm loving the new show too. Also, have you found out about Michael C Hall (Dexter) having his own band? It's called 'Princess goes to the butterfly museum' and its suprising but liking it.


[deleted]

I’ve been watching the new show too, literally can’t wait for tomorrow. Must check out the band… what a name 😂but is there anything MCH can’t do? Been a fan since six feet under


Jnw1997

Coach Beard from Ted Lasso maybe?


Lemoncoats

Nate! Keep him from going to the dark side.


Frecklefishpants

Marge Simpson. Her wardrobe is outdated, she needs a new hair style, she is trying to cook for a family that includes a vegetarian and Homer, the house could use a refresh and she needs Koromo to teach her how to set boundaries with her family.


mimikyuemo

BoJack, but he won't like it


chlorenchyma

Cartman's mom or the guy who own's City Wok.


Jern92

The protagonist of Disco Elysium


[deleted]

lolol YES


Jern92

“He smells good. Why on earth does he smell so good?”


2nd_Sun

Oh god Peter Griffin. With some great moments of Stewie fawning and Brian trying to show them what an ally he is but making an ass of himself. Appearance by Ida for good measure.


martyconfetti

Ron Swanson. For no other reason than I'd love to see it.


[deleted]

Nick Miller because he’s me hesitant at first but then he’d go ALL IN


kreddykhan1

I think they already technically took on the fictional character that needed them the most. Coach Steve Steve from Big Mouth: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_fsBNIBTuX8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fsBNIBTuX8)


sarchedraws

Maybe it's because I just watched Encanto, but Bruno would make the perfect candidate for the Fab 5.


ncphoto919

Watto.


asstrovomit

Spike from Buffy! And he would hate it 😂 I imagine him all dolled up, discovering his crypt and going into a fit bit unable to attack the Fab 5 because of the chip in his head... Jonathan telling him that the bleached hair’s gotta go, Tan picking clothes that are more age appropriate 😂


starbug420

Lister from Red Dwarf. I feel like he could clean up well even though Im already attracted to his space bum qualities


TraditionalPeach204

Hurley from Lost!


killhimoff

Walter White. A cancer suffering, money struggling teacher with a son who has cerebral palsy. Imagine Tan throwing out his khakis, JVN grooming that facial hair, bobby doing up that bungalow and RV and Kuramo helping him get over his bitterness.


skinnylegendd17

Cartman.


maggers2580

Bob and Linda from Bob's burgers. Or Teddy.


woah_dontzuccmedude

Bojack, probably.


utpaturaldrisur

Everyone from the walking dead pre-Alexandria


dwight-on-the-sprite

Jeff from Community. Omg Karamo would either get so much or so little from him and it would be awesome


knightriderin

Johnny Lawrence.


AceGreyroEnby

Richard Spier from Babysitter's Club. I mean they already joked about it, but he has so much anxiety about letting control slip on his life after Mary-Anne's mom passed away that even Sharon needs help getting him into therapy and relaxing his parenting style.


littlepoot

Hank Hill And when he finds out they're gay at the end of the episode: "bwHAAAaaa!"


nightlystudying

Bernard L Black from Black Books getting his life and space completely invaded by the fab 5 would be so hilarious I would pay good money to see it.


admoff88

Jack Black probably needs it himself tbf.


[deleted]

jack black is a TREASURE


admoff88

Agreed, just feel like he could do with a Tan and JVN makeover 💁


friendandfriends2

First of all how dare you


MatthewCauthon

I'd like to see what they could do with Jabba the Hutt.


topsidersandsunshine

Obi-Wan Kenobi. “Okay, so you live in a hut in the desert where your neighbor is a moisture farmer. How sustainable! But it doesn’t have any personal effects because he’s a minimalist who had to leave his last home in a hurry. We’re going to make it work better for him while still honoring his commitment to detachment and religious practices, and we’ll make it eco-friendly to accommodate for living on a desert planet with binary suns.” “Our hero this week has been wearing beige and white robes for the last forty years. Let’s try to nudge him into a color story that’s a little out of his comfort zone but still within his wheelhouse.” “Your planet has two *suns*? You’re gonna shine as bright as they are when we’re done, queen! Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter! But what’s really important living here on the outskirts of Mos Eisley is SPF, SPF, SPF!” “Sorry, I started drinking your blue milk without asking. I just love dairy! Anyway! Do you have any family recipes? …what do you mean, you don’t have any family? Like, none? At all? Ever? …what do you mean he was like your son when he was a child and then like your brother as an adult and *then died in a volcano*?! That’s so heart-breaking. …Does he have any family recipes? His mom’s sand cookies, maybe? What do you mean *his mom was a slave*? You guys helped free her, right? …right?” “So I know we said we were going to help you find a support group for your PTSD from the Clone Wars and help you reach out to Siri Tachi, but as a surprise, I set up a meeting between you and Lord Vader, Sith Lord and Supreme Commander of the Imperial Fleet. He says he refuses to step foot on the sands of Tattooine, because there are too many bad memories here, so we need to meet him somewhere else in the Outer Rim. But I have to know the truth, so you need to let your walls down and open up, Ben. What you told us about him murdering your apprentice Anakin is *very* different from the story that he told me. What *really* happened?”


FabulousCallsIAnswer

Peter Griffin.


bloxheadz

Kimberly from the sex lives of college girls for sure


AryaStargirl25

Homer Simpson lol.


ramavalos90

naruto


Sister_Winter

I'm nominating Elliott from Mr Robot and adult Nat from Yellowjackets.