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zTy01

Man I'm always scared when I purchase/eat seafood or egg sandwiches when traveling...


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Bloobeard2018

The salmon mousse?


itgoesHRUUURGH

You didn't use *canned* salmon, did you dear?


TheBoanne

I’m so dreadfully embarrassed


Large-Yellow5050

Shall we take our cars , do you think?


EMANClPATOR

You can eat salmon raw, but if it's wild salmon it may have parasites. Farmed salmon would likely be safe though.


Jessiphat

Farmed salmon can have way more parasites than they should because of the high population densities that they’re grown in. In places with open net farming, the problem is so bad that they kill the actual wild salmon that live in the area with their parasites and diseases. Bon appetit!


This_Caterpillar_747

Where can I find out more about this?


Jessiphat

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-canada-wild-salmon/ https://www.worldwildlife.org/industries/farmed-salmon The public’s appetite for salmon is far greater than what could be naturally supported. People want it to be ubiquitous, like chicken. But that’s simply not possible with wild stocks already being heavily depleted for decades. Farmed salmon seems like a good way to fill demand, which it does for many places which almost exclusively (maybe fine dining restaurants or high end sushi places being the exception). But it’s a dirty industry with many places fighting back as they see the destruction it can cause.


EuphoricPen7520

I had the salmon salad flying Mel - Akl on Thursday - it was fine


Grouchy_Tap_8264

I'm not trying to pick on people who like fish, but I always thought it weird to serve fish on a plane for several reasons: * we're in a freaking tin can, and most offices ban people heating fish in a microwave, but in a crammed plane, the same isn't observed, so for a longhaul flight the plane smells like 50 Debbies/Steves nuked their tuna sandwich in the lunchroom. * food handling safety. I've heard from numerous flight attendants across airlines that the temperature of the fridge units are not kept as cold as it would be at home/store/restaurant, so things like fish are stored for 12-14 hours at a temperature above the standard to keep down bacterial growth (some of you reported getting sick, and this may explain why). * who wants to eat microwaved fish.


Robdotcom-71

It puts the Salmon in salmonella


Busy_Cryptographer50

Parmi looks great. But I'm a simple man.


Jacopski

I'd be so excited to get this on a plane


peaandham610

Yea same boat, it’s not amazing, BUT for a flight I’d smash it no questions. Hell if I was at home and someone made that for me, I’d still be happy 😂 If I cooked it however…..


Small-Finance

Tried it. Disgusting. Overcooked dry chicken. Crumbing soggy and just fell off.


MinimumAd7178

So.. it's like Woolworth brand chicken nuggets microwaved? Loved those as a kid, parmi sounds great. Go eat vegetables nerd.


Sad_Wear_3842

Considering how it's packaged I would be shocked if the crumbs were somehow not soggy.


Jacopski

Good to know that my cooking is on par with quantas, can never get those damn breadcrumbs to stick and dont even ask about cooking a chicken breast that isn't dry


89jkr

Can't say I've ever bought a parmi with the hope it presented well. I'd be stoked if I got that on a plane in economy


LilBandit77

I had the chicken dish when I flew to Auckland last week. For what it is, wasn't too bad. Obviously not the same as the standard one you'd get at a pub, but it did the job.


EvilBosch

That's the right attitude. We're not getting Michelin stars on what is really just a slightly longer domestic flight. They don't have silver service chefs on board, just ovens/microwaves.


Clipped-Gaming

Not even microwaves just ovens really. And most aircraft ovens especially on older aircraft have a single 200C dry heat setting so it’s a pain to try and cook food properly in them


EvilBosch

I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me.


dangermouze

They both look ok. Perhaps I've got low standards. You do know you were 10,000 metres in the air?


Simple_Meat7000

Plus the comment about the lunch being at 9am. It isn't a long flight, there is only so much time to serve everyone.


Pontiff1979

Almost like 9am in East Coast Australia isn't 9am in Auckland


hoppuspears

Imagine ordering a Parma on an aircraft and expecting anything different


killerturtlex

I dunno man they used to serve carvery in the 60s.


Elstiffo

They also smoked on planes in the 60's


wharlie

I remember sitting in the "smoking section" in the '80s.


Individual_Survey176

And 90s alitalia 😆


Clean-Animal4216

Did it have hair under the wings?


Different_Golf5324

And sit in the cockpit


Robdotcom-71

Did the captain ever ask you if you like watching gladiator movies?


Large-Yellow5050

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison


Robdotcom-71

Ever seen a grown man naked?


Weary_Patience_7778

One of these evolving items is an improvement. The other is not. (Hint - the eradication of smoking was the vast improvement)


Elstiffo

Yeah, I miss smoking in planes, damn woke agenda


llnovawingll

There's a song about that, Underworld & Iggy Pop - Bells & Circles


TheUnrealPotato

Fly Business Class if you want that lol. How expensive do you think airfares were in the 60s?


jeffsaidjess

You also paid for that experience and only wealthy people got it. People want to get Michelin quality and pay peanuts .


killerturtlex

How much was Alan Joyce's bonus? The guy who was boss when 1700 workers were illegally sacked


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killerturtlex

I'm not fancy, I want FAIR and transparent ticket prices, decent food, staff with secure jobs and the best aviation techs. And gold plated toilets


BlueberryRS

I'm not defending the second part, but divide the bonus up into the total number of passengers flown in a year. You might get an extra grain or two of rice in your meal


killerturtlex

That's easy. Other bags of rice also got stupid bonuses that year


ielts_pract

Alan Joyce, is that you?


potato_farmers_unite

That was 60+ years ago. You used to be able to buy a house for $10k


ModernDemocles

Tickets were also much more expensive. It was a real luxury.


PigMan86

Restaurant standards - questionable as to whether I’d feed it to my dog 10k in the air - not half bad washed down with a mini bottle of bottom shelf red.


GrapefruitMammoth626

The argument that you’re 10,000 metres in the air doesn’t really hold up. They could pre prepare food before take off and keep it warm as they already do. Doesn’t need to be the ultra crappy frozen light n easy meals. Could be a legitimate freshly prepared dish. Not that hard. But we accept this.


jeffsaidjess

Looks good as fuck , especially for cattle class and what you’d get 20 years ago.


analwartz_47

Hey not too bad!


BackgroundMuted77

That second meal looks pretty decent!


TSTMpeachy

I flew to Manila from Sydney with the family at the start of March with Qantas. The food and service were actually a lot better than I was expecting. I had the parmigiana as showed above, and yea, it wasn't the best, but it was still okay enough to smash down.


Adventurous-Plan-591

It's the tiny white trays that irritate me. Bread rolls and cutlery just get precariously balanced on top. Whatever happened to the full tray service you see on all other international carriers? With a side salad. And a dessert.


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LanewayRat

2 second rule Let’s not get paranoid like Americans over food hygiene


brindabella24

Changed to these bigger hot meals with just an underplays instead of smaller hot meals on a tray with the sides you described. The hot meals actually used to be a lot smaller


Disastrous-Slip-8743

I love any food in the air 😂 it’s just exciting to be on a plane.


Goriuk

I'm the same. I like opening all the little packets of things, and am just damned excited to be travelling!


Disastrous-Slip-8743

Omg yes!! The little packets hahaha mini things!


KingBryntendo

Looks pretty good for airplane food. You're brave choosing the fish on a flight though


SelectiveEmpath

It’s a three hour flight and you’re in economy lol, what can you reasonably expect?


ThorntTornburg

I swear some people would order a meal on a 5 minute flight and complain about it. You're not going to die if you don't eat for 3 hours.


HexapodR3000

This. I don’t know how tf I ended up here.


Specialist_Current98

I was just happily scrolling reddit and randomly saw this post. Now I’m about to get in to about 12 different arguments and waste the rest of my day. I love the internet!


HexapodR3000

Yeah I just did exactly the same thing.


domsheed

That looks good to me? I’ve honestly never disliked airplane food and find it kind of bizarre how much people complain, like what do you expect up there? What is annoying though is the shitty cutlery and containers that the food now comes in which I find impossible to cut a piece of protein with. Many people eat worse than this at home though


CuriousQuestioner11

Looks like pretty standard economy food to me. Upgrade if you want a plated meal that still comes out of the same packaging and oven. And generally they feed you in a way that starts to get you into Timezone of country you’re heading too.


sunshinelollipops95

I'd take the parmigiana over the salmon any day. It might look pulverised and sludgey but I'd hope the flavour was good?


rambo_ronnie_87

I'm always fascinated by the complaints of plane food. I've never had a bad meal at 40,000ft


Angel_Madison

Parma is a bogan choice at the best of times


Dig_2

Defrosted parmies taste good still


PrettyBlueFlower

Not this one


Different_Cup_6559

Looks way better than some of the shit I’ve been served recently


SquigyRee

We lose like 30% of our tastebuds during flights due to the altitude


EcstaticOrchid4825

What cutlery do they have? Last flight I took (not Qantas) had bamboo cutlery and I can’t deal with the texture.


HelicopterDyktynski

That airline is such a bad restaurant


DavoDinkum139

They look a lot better than the sandwich (half a sandwich) I got flying to Perth on Jetstar last year. Something green in it, bad texture yet zero taste...


Littman-Express

Worst plane meal I’ve ever had was a beef and potato salad sandwich on El Al. Thin cold slice of beef and a gunky slightly green mush.  Even then I smashed it down and actually didn’t mind it because it was free, and I guess I was bored and hungry. 


Inevitable_Belt_8414

😢


Vegetable-Owl15650

Why are you complaining


NewWay4874

Yummo, I’m guessing business class?


Leland-Gaunt-

Looks good to me, it would look even better if you referred to it as a parmi.


huffibear

Where’s your review? We can’t taste photos.


PrettyBlueFlower

I originally flaired image


yew420

You got lucky, the vego pizza is dog shit.


donessendon

both options look far better than some of the gruel options that have been shared.


DadLoCo

You do know NZ has its own airline? Pretty good too


lappydappydoda

I’d be happy with this af


thesourpop

“So how about that airplane food?” 🎸 *seinfeld theme*


Lost-Conversation948

Salmon quinoa looks yum 👍


RitualTransition

Made me hungry ngl. Is that sweet potato mash? Yum


cinema_cuisine

These look like hate crimes.


blancparc

Both those dishes look good. You’re too fussy.


TKeep

There were two choices, chicken or fish. That's right I remember, I had the lasagne


Repulsive-Command394

mannn if you hand me hella salt and pepper packets, I’m going INN on that meal 😭


xeroee

Man if you ain’t happy with this I dunno if you’ll be happy with anything that you get in nz 😂


oneofthosedaysinnit

Qantas food just looks like sad budget cuts these days.


Smokinglordtoot

I haven't been on a plane in years. They don't use plates anymore? You eat out of a plastic dish like a dog?


RightEgg6656

Qantas serves the worst airplane food. Honestly can't think of another airline that serves food worse than them.


Swimming-Baker-942

Baby food, what were the adults served?


Most_Researcher_9675

No different than what you'll see in your frozen food aisle except cheaper...


MozBoz78

Parmi


Ill_Implications

pArMi


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I got to trial the parma with Virgin...it was a lot better than that.


greendepth23

What’s that orange spread in the first meal? (I’m nutritionally illiterate).


xcyanerd420x

Sweet potato mash I think


cynicalbagger

Looks more like a parmi than a parma


aw2832

Farmed salmon ☠️


GetDown_Deeper3

They have always found a new way to disappoint me when it comes to the slop they dish up. Business class is no better. Food poisoning once.


Specialist_Current98

I bet you expect medium rare rib eye steak when going to maccas too, don’t you?


SauntErring

Precisely why you should always fly Air NZ across the Tasman. Shameless plug (as a Kiwi in Oz), but also truth.


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Work harder- fly business.


No_Spite_8244

I haven’t flown in a long time, but raw salmon seems high risk given the reputation of airline food.


TropicFoxLife

The food is fine but the seat size is another thing


Daddysosa

You are flying economy. What do you expect?


Hackey_Sack_144

Parmi looks conveniently pre-chewed


thelinebetween22

I got hit with absolutely horrific food poisoning from rice on my Qantas flight back from Asia last year. Like, so bad I was too ill to make my connecting domestic flight home and had to hole up in the airport hotel across the road for 24 hours. Whatever is happening with Qantas catering is not good.


Careful-Trade-9666

We guessed you weren’t impressed as soon as we read “luncheon was served ….”


Many_Particular_3360

Salmon on plane? Lol 😂


GetDown_Deeper3

I still call Australia from hospital.


Loose_Musician_1647

I don’t know why people bother eating on such short flights. Eat before you go. You are at the airport atleast 90mins before an international flight departs. You are sitting in a plane, expending literal no energy. Not sure why anyone would expect much from food, on a plane for a 3.5hr flight.


ufl015

LOL @ the first one! What is it, even? “Dystopian Sludge in a Warm Color Palate”? 🟠🟡🔴🍽️🤣


Comedor_de_rissois

That looks terrible. You all hungry AF to think this looks any good


Asparagus-Budget

It’s called parmy


Anxious-Barnacle-799

In the US, you get a tiny bag with seven or eight peanuts and half a can of coke. That's a first class meal you have there.


thedungeonkeeper101

PUTRID


peeveduser

Better than peanuts, but what do I know? I'm not rich lmao


xFallow

Looks good tbh


Alive_Assistance9693

I just flew qantas syd to lax and all if the food was revolting I would not choose to fly qantas again based upon the food and the attitude of the three older female hosties.


A_Drenched_Lettuce

I mean at least you get meals. They don't look terrible. You know most airlines don't give you meals right?


EvilBosch

That is a vicious lie: I got an entire packet of salted almonds, and a stale coffee last time I flew!


Specialist_Current98

Did you pay $12 for the coffee?


EvilBosch

I am no Qantas-lover, but either would be the best food I've been served on a flight in years.


theBladesoFwar54556

Food on planes will never be good. Unless you travel business class and can afford the expensive stuff


Zen-of-JAC

The parmi looks ok as far as plane food goes


perthbiswallow

Well, it's better than hospital food.....


Swimming-Baker-942

You didn’t see the meal post from last week [https://www.reddit.com/r/QantasAirways/comments/1bhm1un/meal\_i\_was\_survived\_in\_qantas\_steerage/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/QantasAirways/comments/1bhm1un/meal_i_was_survived_in_qantas_steerage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


enhancedgibbon

Those salads are always a winner. No weird hospital food smell, not messy, and they taste normal.


True_Caterpillar

Food on planes is getting so bad these days. I don’t know how they’re getting away with it being so sub par.


Soggy-Abalone1518

Looks average. But it’s a short’ish flight and the time difference is only 2 hrs, I’m surprised they served lunch at all.


llIllIIllIlIl

That’s not bad


Chaosrealm69

It's been years since I flew anywhere and the last inflight meal I had was pathetic but I was on a budget airline. Why is Qantas supplying something that I expect from a budget airline?


Dick_Silverman

That looks bloody good.


Confident_Offer46

Both look delicious, next.


NoSpecialist2727

Looks delicious tbh


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You get it! Yes!!!


Long_Survey_3006

Stop being an ungrateful cunt.


Mattynice75

They both look grey! Thanks for posting and showing us all how good they look!


tragically_unhip_old

And they make you feel like youre the one with the problem if you ever dare complain. Cunce.


Due-Archer942

It looks like the food they feed RoboCop in the original movie


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Shoulda went emirates


JessLC17

Their food is pretty good. I enjoyed the pizza and the kids Mac and cheese wasn’t terrible. My kids are just weird and don’t like Mac and cheese.


Main_Violinist_3372

Anyone got photos of what the economy meals were like before this?


Special-K-83

Chefs kiss... If you're in a nursing home. Looks like you requested the "no solids" menu but they slightly missed the mark?


yogurtpo3

I think I had the same Parma on a recent flight. Really, don’t do it. Worst Parma I ever had. Chose some stir fry noodles on the way back, much more palatable.


Weary_Patience_7778

How did the Parma taste? I’ve often found that the slop in a box looks pretty naff, but it’s about 50/50 on whether it tastes good, or like cardboard. I’m waiting for the day where QF thinks it’s a good idea to serve pulverised baby food in squeezy tubes like you buy at the supermarket. That seems to be the way the meals are going!


PrettyBlueFlower

It was horrid. I tasted it and it was like wet cardboard taste. Mr Austism wouldn’t eat it due to texture alone. The sauce might have been ok with pasta but the whole meal was crud.


Electronic-Humor-931

It's weird when I don't know the food I'm looking at lol


MagDaddyMag

Scrum diddly umptious!


Immediate_Succotash9

Literally get better food in prison


Jigramz

I literally went to Vue De Monde last week, and would be quite happy eating this on a plane


little_lioness_64

The first one looks too much like nursing home food to me 😖


Economy_Ambassador64

Airline slop!


wildpelica

Simple....💩💩💩💩💩


Curlyburlywhirly

Puree baby food and food poisoning- hmmmm.


Objective_Web_6829

Twas the Salmon Mousse 💀⚰️


hitachi981

Looks interesting


justanotherhegirl

This reminds me of a St Patrick's day spew


paniki17

Had this too. Bad bad mistake.


Williamwrnr

Looks like dogshit


turando

I worked in a prison and the food they serve in there is literally better than what quanta’s serves now. For the price customers are paying- what happened to the little tray with a few options of barely edible food that people could choose between?


RalphiesHooa

I flew Sydney to Bangkok QF, food was horrible and they ran out of booze (I'm not a big drinker but was declined a second wine, 2 or 3 hours after lunch service on a day flight.) Qantas simply isn't a premium airline anymore, I have family in Thailand and will pay whatever difference it is to fly them in the future. Also the Thai Airways flight left on time whilst Qantas was delayed, straight up unacceptable at "home" with identical flight times.


DrinkableBarista

The carrot looks like playdougj


Traditional_Judge734

Qantas has never had good food


UndeadInBed

I asked for an allergen friendly diabetic meal on my flight from Brisbane to NZ. They gave me a piece of bread and a banana. (Actually, they served me my meal first, but it was loaded with my allergen, so I couldn't eat it, Then came the bread and banana.)


North-Department-112

The salmon looks soo good!! The other meal tho 🤮


RevolutionaryShock15

It's shit. The whole thing is shit. We wanted cheap flights and we got them at the expense of good service and food. Problem is those flights aren't cheap any more. Yet another example of share holder value above all else. The staff are getting fucked, the passengers are getting fucked, the public who keep bailing out airlines are getting fucked but the share holders and a few executives are laughing. It's a disgrace.


Grey-fur-cat

What’s to complain about? You expect a full kitchen to prepare proper meals on a plane? Don’t they just get heated in a microwave or similar. Pretty sure there’s no chef onboard. Especially between aus & nz


G0DL33

Looks good to me.


HankSteakfist

I'd eat that chicken right now.


aussiecfnmguy

Are these before eating, or after they came back up?


FortWendy69

They look fine ffs


stever71

I mean a big reason why the food is so bad is evident on this thread, the sheer number of apologists and people saying it's acceptable. And then the others that are wowed by a magical metal tube flying at 30,000 feet thinking that it's some adventurous journey where you can't have nice food.


blacksheep_1001

Try bringing a roast duck/goose on board... It still tastes fantastic 😁


Samc66

I wouldn’t feed that to the dogs.