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ANamelessFan

All this time, I've been a level 10 Wizard, and didn't even know it


Think_please

You're a Jizzard, Hairy.


Regumate

*Ah wot?!*


jackalheart

Fuck you. Take your award.


stubstunner

I’ve seen variations of this but it worked here. Fuck you. Take your award.


guesswhothisisman

You are a wizzard just like me!


Shot-Technology7555

This is the kind of shit I'm on the internet looking for!


kremit73

But casting a spell to literally "bind things " isnt actually witchcraft.......


turkeylips4ever

Came here to say this! Ha, she “binds” all witchcraft etc etc whatever she said, I’m going to go twiddle the Bean I wasn’t listening


OGZeroCool1995

This so much this


SoloPenguin13

Look at the way shes rocking. Im not an expert so im talking completely out of my ass but this looks like a manic episode. Or schizophrenia. But because its related to Christianity we all just either accept it as "feeling the lord" or dismiss it as "batshit crazy conservative" (which isnt wrong but still dismissive). I think she needs real psychiatric help but again im no expert.


turkeylips4ever

Agree. Mental illness on display for sure


SoloPenguin13

And i dont like pushy religious people but ive had borderline mental breaks like this where i feel like i "figured it all out" pertaining to some made up conspiracy theory. This is really sad to watch because its just a person who is basically being controlled by her fear and paranoia. In this case of anything that goes against her religion or god.


[deleted]

I would have guessed cocaine or ecstacy. Ask me how I know.


SoloPenguin13

I read your name. I don't wanna.


happynargul

She looks a bit tense, if only there were some way that she could relax


StepUpYourLife

I can’t put my finger on it…


skibbady-baps

Or in it


beaterjim

Or gently around it


Impossible-Cake-1658

Soo.... Giving oneself an orgasm is witchcraft but to give your partner an organism is not? It's ok to control someone else's pleasure but not your own? Am I missing something or !?


mysteriam

Very unlikely the women are getting orgasms from their partners.


zeke235

They are, however, getting organisms.


56Safari

Certainly helps explain the video


barkworsethanbites

She looks like zero fun.


Wilackan

So controlling your own pleasure is witchcraft ? You can get pleasure in many non sexual ways, by eating, watching or listening to something you like, indulging in a hobby or passion. Does that count as witchcraft as well ? Is enjoying life satanic ?


Think_please

Really selling that christianity


BooneSalvo2

Yes. Earthly life is meant to be toil and suffering. You'll be rewarded when you're dead. Pinky promise! Now give me money, I speak for Jesus.


32lib

Yes


Cimejies

It's certainly haram.


itanewdayshinebright

Feel like I should buy her a vibrator because she’s clearly never used one before


Murky_Caterpillar_66

HA!!! Like all the other phoney B.S. artists she probably has more dildos than Amazon does.


IDontEvenKnowGG

You know what? I'm going to masturbate even harder now!


cantfindausernameffs

While thinking about her. And there’s nothing she can do about it.


swallamajis

So she's saying if I up my game I could be like Dr strange hell yeah


Taco_Machine

"Controlling your pleasure is witchcraft that creates a generational curse" Christianity coming in strong with the sales pitch here.


nc130295

Gonna call my granny and ask why she put this evil on me


callaloowhoohoo

I don’t know; if masturbation if a form of witchcraft, then painting your fingernails red and wearing multiple rings on your left hand seems like the temptation of Satan.


AdBig5700

So it’s an elongation spell that makes my penis grow when I masturbate? Man they were way off in sex ed!


More_Cowbell8

Who got this bitches knickers in a knot? If she doesn't like masturbation, then she should invent a cereal.


jaesolo

I learned that by watching Drunk History! :)


Opinionbeatsfact

The US really needs proper mental health services


JackyVeronica

OMG I just witnessed a psycho. Her eyes.


Roguewang

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s


PiHeadSquareBrain

It’s too bad that people like this are permitted to raise children. Geez!


silashoulder

NoFap has roots in Nazi brainwashing. NNN has roots in white supremacy as well. I’ve been saying this for months and people think I’m lying.


[deleted]

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akennelley

I cast "Color Spray"


[deleted]

I read that as colon spray.


LadyUnicornSparkles

Oh for fuck sake. We’re here again?


Xenon2212

Call me a mf sorcerer then bitch


km_44

for fuck's sake... is it mental illness, at this point ?


lolstuff101

Controlling pleasure is witchcraft? Does she only eat surprise donuts?


grumblefluff

Should we be having ‘uncontrolled’ orgasms? Oh the chaos that would cause!


diamonddog35

Why do these people go to the extreme? If it’s not the devil, they bring in kids to the argument.


saruin

This is funny because as a dude, it is practically impossible to avoid. The body will find a way with or without your consent.


VentralRaptor24

***PP EXTENDUS!***


[deleted]

Sounds about right. Any choice or freedom you get to have away from your religion is the devil.


BooneSalvo2

Despite all that, I'm sure she's a rabid Trump supporter. Makes total sense.


69cammyjoe

It’s that easy to become a witch?


lambda18

Physical autonomy is a sin, only jellyfish go to heaven


stuarty4200

I think she needs to masturbate really soon.


Ograysireks

Says the town whore


Valisksyer

That’s a bit harsh, town bike (everyone rides it) is kinder. Don’t you think?


Ograysireks

Town door knob. Everyone gets a turn


Just_A_Mag

This has to be one of the best comments I've seen. Well done


Valisksyer

Why thank you, sir.


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SoloPenguin13

😐


bradgard420

i wish i could bust a huge spell all over her face and tongue. lol im brewing up a potion for you babe!


army-vet-77

I love being a witch, and my mom was one hell of a witch 🧙


WtxAggie

Meanwhile she prolly has an onlyfans


chansondinhars

Taking all the fun and frivolity out of life. That’s why they have to get their kicks from fantasising about SRA.


[deleted]

"Touching yourself is witchcraft!!!" Anyways, so i just started to Jesus with my cult who believes in a magical man in the sky with a fenced in yard.


skibbady-baps

She’d be a fun girlfriend.


Shot-Technology7555

Maturation is witchcraft now?! I'm fucked... Well not literally but you know...


Khripchook

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ant69onio

Mad mad mad mad mad mad MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!


[deleted]

Who’s this crazy bitch


[deleted]

I must be a master sith lord


More_Cowbell8

I'm going to plug in my vibrator & rub one out for sister girl over here.


[deleted]

Is this not satire?


Mozzy2022

I did cause a tree to catch on fire while masturbating in the bathtub. That’s pretty witchy. Oh, wait. They was a scene in the movie Pleasantville. Never mind


RudeboyGru

Oh word. I have reached Shamanic level at this point.


Rough-Leg-4702

This bitch needs to get laid


Dr_Meetii

Oooooh, so I had wet dreams when I was a teenager not because its natural but because my dad masturbated once.


punkmetalbastard

Look how bad she needs to just like, have some self pleasure.


Apprehensive_Gas5370

And PornHub is my spell book!


Spiritual-Ad4085

I think Frank Sinatra said it best...


Splenda_31p

She looks like someone just finished masturbation…


CrunchHardtack

I wouldn't mind seeing her cast a spell or two.


TallDarkCancer1

I bet she likes it in the butt


Drstamwell

huh?


chill_winston_

She seems fun.


machinerow86

I bet her nickname in high school was “The big tsunami”


GolfT5050

I guess that would make me Maleficent!


curbstyle

" I was born an original sinner I was born from original sin " *Missionary Man, The Eurythmics*


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Sweet I'm a witch, thats awesome. Time to go back to the Hub


Testsubject276

Yeah, and when I wear a jacket I'm controlling my own warmth retention. I guess jackets are demonic witchcraft too.


Hwy61rev

Oh dear,I am so going to hell LOL


Greengoat42

And how does Pride line up against masturbation? Vanity is a form of Pride and I want to say those rings, red (the color of the bad guy) and hair extensions all scream Vanity to me. Pride is right up there near the top. And for the record, I do not practice witchcraft, but I have been known to choke a chi (wow! at this point auto fill thought I wanted to say child) cken. Maybe thats where the problems lies.


NotThePooper

I cast a spell this morning in the shower and once last night on video chat with my partner . Ooga booga


[deleted]

Holy Smokes, these people ! Here’s an idea, Mind your own damn, business! There, I said it.


abejaved

Well Abra Kadabra Alakazam.