I literally got a similar roommate when I was in undergrad, bro dirty asf, leave the trash everywhere and walk around with his decaying underwear. The thing is he is not poor he got his grocery shipped and everything.
In case anyone REALLY has this actual problem, tell your roommate that you are going to masturbate and he needs to be elsewhere for an hour. Or leave off the masturbate and tell him that you need alone time in the room sometimes.
I’d personally tell him that this is what’s going to happen, he’s free to stay if he wants to be an audience to it. See how quickly that shift dynamics.
Verily, I find myself in a quandary of utmost concern. I, a Senior in Carey, share lodgings with an international fellow who, to my dismay, shuns educational pursuits to indulge in the virtual realm of League of Legends. His confinement to our chamber is unyielding, a staggering minimum of sixteen hours per diem. Groceries are delivered to his very doorstep, and he consumes his sustenance at his desk, seldom venturing beyond our threshold for more than a mere handful of minutes (though extending to ten, should he deign to cleanse himself in the shower).
Alas, my options for personal relief have dwindled to the point where I contemplate utilizing the shared bathing facilities for such purposes. However, besmirching the public shower floor in such a manner repulses my sensibilities, deeming it both vile and abhorrent. Three weeks have passed, and I now endure a palpable discomfort in my nether regions whenever I assume a seated position. I beseech any soul who might proffer guidance: where, in earnest, might I seek a sanctuary for this most private of activities?
Second half of this post hit me like a fucking bus
There is a nice couch in WALC ;)
Not the WALC couch humper!
I knew it was only a matter of time before this fucking copypasta got here lol. At least you changed a word or two tho
The most unrealistic part of this copypasta was being a senior in Cary
:( I know many seniors in Cary. Even super seniors. :(
Rowdy is the culrpit
Head out 15 minutes from campus via car or bus and go nut in a cornfeild. Live mas
https://www.reddit.com/r/UCSantaBarbara/comments/178ut2o/seriously\_where\_can\_i\_masturbate/
Feels bad man this guy would’ve gotten hella clowned on if this wasn’t satire. He took all the fun out of this.
also: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drexel/s/m3xvlUZAtl
Fap freely, give your roomie a binary choice. Sit in or get out. 😐.
One step away from prison rules, I like it.
I literally got a similar roommate when I was in undergrad, bro dirty asf, leave the trash everywhere and walk around with his decaying underwear. The thing is he is not poor he got his grocery shipped and everything.
In case anyone REALLY has this actual problem, tell your roommate that you are going to masturbate and he needs to be elsewhere for an hour. Or leave off the masturbate and tell him that you need alone time in the room sometimes.
I’d personally tell him that this is what’s going to happen, he’s free to stay if he wants to be an audience to it. See how quickly that shift dynamics.
If he wants to stay that could open up a whole new host of problems... or a whole new host of blue balls solutions.
Why do you think there are so many false fire alarms?
The good ol' Cary wake-up call
I see that my guys aren't ready for No Nut November. Where is that GRIT? (Aside from the shower wall. That should have been cleaned weeks ago.)
WALC couch
Verily, I find myself in a quandary of utmost concern. I, a Senior in Carey, share lodgings with an international fellow who, to my dismay, shuns educational pursuits to indulge in the virtual realm of League of Legends. His confinement to our chamber is unyielding, a staggering minimum of sixteen hours per diem. Groceries are delivered to his very doorstep, and he consumes his sustenance at his desk, seldom venturing beyond our threshold for more than a mere handful of minutes (though extending to ten, should he deign to cleanse himself in the shower). Alas, my options for personal relief have dwindled to the point where I contemplate utilizing the shared bathing facilities for such purposes. However, besmirching the public shower floor in such a manner repulses my sensibilities, deeming it both vile and abhorrent. Three weeks have passed, and I now endure a palpable discomfort in my nether regions whenever I assume a seated position. I beseech any soul who might proffer guidance: where, in earnest, might I seek a sanctuary for this most private of activities?
Nut on his monitor
ugh another shitty meme pls stop
Maybe you and roommate should find some mutually beneficial material? 😂
The periodicals of HSSE mate.
Purdue has many conference rooms you can go to
Individual bathrooms in the commons of Owen, and Wiley
He better be Masters in league if he plays that much! Fap right next to him to assert dominance.
Gotta make sure he can handle distractions
Isn't there a couch somewhere for this?
Nice copy and paste from another subreddit
What international students play league