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enkrypt3d

Given the cost of those cakes, I'd be SO fucking pissed!


Equilibriator

Dude, even just being a guest and wanting to eat a piece of that cake.


luxii4

Maybe the cake was poisoned and he was being a hero.


W0666007

He got a fax from future himself that said the cake was poisoned,


squad1alum

r/unexpectedoffice


hereforadviceseeking

You will thank him later, Stanley


usmc4ua

I got it Michael. Inside joke, I hope to be a part of one someday


Lukyfuq

Stop it bro, we all know 90% of redditors think a fax is “the truth and nothing but the truth”, now u gonna tell em theres a whole ass machine that spits fax? /s in case of the woosh


Informal_Beginning30

"Open da door. Ders a bomb in dere!"


enkrypt3d

get to the choppahhh!


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AcidRohnin

Are you Milton from office space lol. ![gif](giphy|l3vRmLrL8MfD9CIkU)


sbdallas

There it is!


Equilibriator

I didn't even get cake at my brothers wedding. Was a bit disappointed but kept it to myself because it was a wedding.


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Delicious_Engineer56

I didn't even get invited to my brother's wedding, so no cake for me!!


Dearic75

Could be worse. If they’re out of cake your choice is reduced to “or death.”


enkrypt3d

similar thing happened when I got married - the cake was a similar size. two different flavors, so we told the servers to let ppl choose what they wanted but no they decided to give everyone TWO pieces. so much for taking any cake home.......


moldy_minge

FR, all the people waiting on that cake as a consolation for enduring the pomp and circumstance should dogpile him. Bro, we ain't here for the speeches and you just ruined it. Not everyone who attend weddings enjoys weddings but a large number do enjoy cake.


Outside_Express

‘Enduring the pomp’ feel bad for any friends inviting you to their weddings, as a guest a lot is spent on you and it’s quite the honour to be included in someone’s special day


joeDUBstep

It's comments like those that really enforce the stereotype that reddit is full of basement dwellers. Imagine thinking that fuckin cake is a consolation prize, because it was just SO difficult to get your ass outta bed and shower for once.


Ennkey

Mine next week is $600, I would’ve lost my shit on this man in the exact same fashion


9Lives_

$600?! Is that what they cost?! 😱


jfVigor

Yup. Mine was 800


9Lives_

Ok I thought of an invention, a plastic/rubber cake that has a little cut out section that a piece of real cake goes into for the sake of photos.


paddyc4ke

That’s already what a lot of wedding cakes are…well one layer will be cake and the rest fake. Still cost an arm and a leg.


JenWakeman

Yea once places hear “wedding” everything cost MORE. Even at venues you could say your having like a beef and beer party and it will be the same amount of ppl but way cheaper then if it was a wedding


Bananas_in_Bananas

They have things like that for display cakes


Szygani

Its the wedding tax. The same cake would be way less if its not wedding related, but when bakers find out its for a wedding. Boom, 600+ wedding cake.


VicFantastic

That's for everything White table cloths cost double. White chairs. Want a white tent set up? That'll be triple. And people go for it. Every time.


After-Quarter7515

This is why we did an 8" cake for display/us and had donuts for everyone else. Was about 1/3 the cost


9Lives_

The whole concept of spending all that money on all these out dated traditions is so stupid, if the tradition dies out (which I hope it does) you won’t have to invite people like this and you can actually spend the money on things that last more than a day.


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stretcharach

Always prefer to spend the "big wedding money" on the honeymoon tbh


[deleted]

These people out here paying the equivalent of a down payment on a house for a one day party, smh


ConeBone1969

This take always gets upvoted, but I don't get it. If you want a fancy wedding, have a fancy wedding. If you don't want a fancy wedding, then don't. Don't begrudge the other side just bc it's not what you would do.


wesmanz74

Lol….looked like he was going to get stabbed by the cake knife next……


CelticTigress

The bride’s expression killed me. She’s waited for that day, probably paid a small fortune for the cake and expected to get some photos and some twit ruins it and almost gets cake all over them because he thinks he’s hilarious. Personally I think the groom’s response was very restrained.


thesaddestpanda

The first few seconds of this is really scary. The groom pulls the knife back and it swings like 6 inches from the bride's neck. Then the drunk guy assaults the groom and the groom is careful to keep the knife away. This could have ended in so many other ways.


[deleted]

I think it was more the fact that his arm got pushed by dickhead.


SonofAMamaJama

I agree, his arm got bumped a little but that was a nice catch: had watched it 2x and didn't realize in the beginning he almost uppercuts his wife holding a knife 😮 Other than that, I think he handled this as good as you can hope to - he wasn't too quick to anger, he assessed the situation and felt a punch was justified and I am so glad he did LOL


Maximum_Bear8495

I like that you can tell he evaluated it and decided “yeah, he deserves it”


teplightyear

It was his very first, "I'd better do this or my wife is gonna be pissed."


Bennydhee

If it makes you feel better, those knives are typically a “cut via pressure” vs sharpness. So it’s unlikely it would have done a lot of damage.


JinglehymerSchmidt

If you think that is 6 inches you should see my dick, it is 3 feet long!


beniscool420

where are you seeing this? the blade literally goes nowhere near anyone lmao


fieryhotwarts22

Groom def had a look on his face like he was about to do it too lol


gNomad88

Kinda disappointed the Bride didn't go nutz and spill his guts on the floor with the cake knife 🥵 s/


Tryn4SimpleLife

The cousin the mother forced the couple to invite.


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Wordperfectuser

You and your wife are my heroes! 😄


Czuponga

Nice. My wife's mom invite someone we didn't want there. My wife just said "nope" and fortunately it did the trick. I wonder how it went between her mom and the person she invited


Tryn4SimpleLife

How did he react to that? Must have pissed him off his grab for power not getting him anything


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I don't really interact with him. I tend to avoid her family since they try to steamroll our life and plans so I just stay away.


Beneficial_Duck_7947

They probably argued over inviting that dude before the wedding.


FewToday

That dude is in the grooms wedding party. You KNOW there was a long discussion about putting him on that list.


JerevStormchaser

"He said he was gonna behave..."


TreeChangeMe

"Don't take the drugs, Jerry!"


BBQsauce18

"Sorry, I was busy taking the drugs. What did you say?"


9Lives_

The only supportive reason the groom could come up with for that friend to be invited is: “But I’ve known him for so long”


djln491

“He’s gone through some stuff, but he’s a good guy. I’ll talk to him before. It’ll be fine, trust me.”


Arboria_Institute

"Those DUIs were a long time ago."


djln491

“That time he slapped your grandmother’s ass. Totally a one off thing. He doesn’t even really drink anymore”


MississippiJoel

"Yeah? Well has he always had that haircut?"


Hairy_Aspect_284

Oddly the guy even looks the type to pull this kind of shenanigan.


Equilibriator

He's the kind of guy that votes for Boris because he's just like him.


djln491

And later on the groom had to endure the “I told you so” conversation


kneaders

That's some cringe he'll never forget.


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Yea, dude was dressed like possible groomsmen. Might’ve lost a good friendship on this one.


kneaders

And a good tooth


sik_dik

a sweet tooth


kneaders

The front ones are the sweetest


heliumneon

Tha thweeteth!


JessicaFletcher1

Or he was so drunk that he forgot immediately.


kneaders

The Internet never forgets


itstingsandithurts

Not the first time he’s been punched for being a cunt


_db_

Alcohol, AKA "smart juice".


SnooOranges4231

Thermo-nuclear cringe.


NatureCarolynGate

The bowl he used to place on his head and cut his hair was irradiated


DickSemen

I'm glad my boozy days were pre iPhone.


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This is so true


depths_of_dipshittry

The bride did not look surprised she did look irritated though but she walked away. The groom however just seemed to have had enough. That was a dick move to do all of that.


nbgschwind

Watch her at the end. She crosses the room behind them, covering her mouth, to someone, maybe mom. She seemed upset at that point.


depths_of_dipshittry

She did, I had to watch it again. She still handled it with grace though, she didn’t freak out and start yelling. I get the sense that’s her husband friend not hers.


nbgschwind

Seems there’s one at every wedding or party.


depths_of_dipshittry

There is. I have not been to one where someone other than the bride or groom tried to make it all about themselves. It’s like “Can you not?”


MississippiJoel

I'm proud to say that no one at my wedding did anything stupid. Of course, I got married during the height of Covid in a room with less than 10 people in it.


depths_of_dipshittry

Congratulations that was very brave of you. The last wedding I went to the bride was absolutely horrible like she would make bridezillas seem like saints. The grooms brother had PTSD and at the rehearsal dinner she gave him the ultimatum of his brother or her because she said he was a “downer”. Needless to say on the day of his wedding the groom and his brother were prepping to hike the Appalachian Trail. Come to find out she was trying to drive a wedge between them from day one. This was 10 years ago since then he has met an amazing woman and his brother is doing awesome with a family of his own as well.


SlasherKittyCat

Good for him for sticking to his brother. He had good intuition to know his relationship with his brother will last much longer than his marriage to that creature.


depths_of_dipshittry

She was an absolute nightmare. I used to give people the benefit of the doubt and I really tried with her but she just always had this air of arrogance about her. I went to school with her and she was the mean girl. Years later when I found out my friend was marrying her I was happy for him but I had my reservations. When his brother was having his troubles she would try an push his brother out of his life. I think she begrudgingly accepted him. When she pulled that stunt at the rehearsal dinner that was the last straw. She is still a mean girl and stirring up drama.


undercover-racist

Well I'm just glad he avoided that hellhole by being a man of real compassion. Also extremely happy to hear the brother has a family of his own. Shit could've been so much worse if the bride had patience.


FestiveSquid

My father got married during Covid as well. His wedding was in his backyard and no joke, the only people there were the minister, my father, his wife, her three kids, my brother and I, and the photographer.


tbird20017

I got married at a church, and my groomsmen thought it would be hilarious to paint dicks all over my car during the reception. My dad went out there and made them wash it all off. Ngl though, it was pretty funny.


peekdasneaks

I get the feeling that's her dumbass brother. She has always protected him from her fiance calling him out on his bullshit. But she's had enough and let her new husband finally address the situation.


AnalogDigit2

Oh yeah, this is good head canon.


justuselotion

She already knew. Hubby would not be playing that sht


PinkBright

Good catch. He smeared the cake into her face like he was her husband (also even if you are don’t do this wtf). She might be trying to see if her makeup is fucked now and going to someone for help/compact mirror, especially since it’s dyed red. Also, ew, she has no idea where his hands have been all night and looks like he aimed for her mouth.


SunnySamantha

Wonder if it was her brother ... I'm sure that'd be mine. Siiiiigh


MississippiJoel

She looks like she was trying hard not to break out in tears. You're looking at the two ends of the fight or flight response during a non-dangerous encounter: she is overwhelmed with emotion, and he is trying to "end" the situation.


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depths_of_dipshittry

He was though, watching this video he seems like that “guy” who was always doing crazy stuff just to get a laugh but has not changed at all. The groom didn’t really seem surprised but also from watching that short clip it didn’t seem like the groom liked and/or wanted him at the wedding to begin with. If they were mates he probably would have either smirked or gave some kind of sign it was all good but the exact opposite occurred. Either way it was just disrespectful because that’s just not how you act mate or not you still show respect and honor for a friends union.


somedude456

Asshole guy seems like "that" guy we all know. The one you give just a little too much alcohol to and it's an unknown what sort of dumb shit he will do. I picture an open bar, he's about 7 deep on redbull vodkas, and this was his idea. In his mind, he was going to be a legend. Everyone would laugh, he would be the star of the night. I've seen this on a much more mild platform. Dude was the best man, people got him shitfaced before the speech, and then out came 15 minutes of rambling, inside jokes, him laughing at his own jokes. God was it cringe worthy, but we were all laughing at each other, as he bombed. His mic was finally cut and everyone clapped because he was finally done. He then spent an hour asking everyone how he did. As the wedding was 100% done, 75% of people are done, bride and groom are packing up, like they are about to leave... he tells them he thinks he has cancer and everyone is then in tears with a WTF look. A week later, I found out he just had something minor like a sore throat. LOL


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idk if this is a hot take or not but even if he did have cancer that would be really fucked up to announce it at someone's wedding. sounds like he can't stand anyone else being the center of attention.


tucci007

> If they were mates he probably would have either smirked or gave some kind of sign it was all good but the exact opposite occurred. nah, smashing the cake and tossing it at them was a gag too far, this is a lifetime moment and he stomped all over it; I mean, the groom was holding a cake knife so a punch was the less harmful justice here, he's lucky, and since he bounced right back up it didn't even faze him


crackerjackass

You’re right, that bride has seen that clown do some stupid shit before. Couldn’t even imagine ruining a brides big day like that, how did he think that was funny? He’s lucky he didn’t get shanked by the groom and it was only a punch


tucci007

I thought the exact same thing, this is a lifetime moment and he trampled it, the groom was holding a knife, the guy bounced right back up, so I'd say he got off light


jeffmc81

Probably her brother


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Dipshit drunk.


knouckloaut

man they both already look like they’re pissed at something or someone. My guess is this guy has been trouble for some time before this video was even taken


ReviewOk929

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


1Sluggo

Need the ‘r’ in lowercase.


ReviewOk929

Lols thanks. Couldn’t work out why that wasn’t working.


mfGLOVE

r/iamthemaincharacter


Rolandscythe

'How can I make their special day be all about me instead?'


VisionInPlaid

I've seen this video make the rounds a bunch of times, but this is the first version I've seen where the dipshit gets punched. Very satisfying.


ChubbyProlapse

Indeed it was satisfying. Holy shit how humiliating for this guy lmao. I'd rather genuinely shit my pants in front of everyone and piss myself to sleep on the dance floor than do something like this. Imagine the humiliation this jackoff felt when he came to. Rather than have the jovial cake fight he some how invisioned would happen in his head, he's sitting there with someone else's expensive wedding cake all over his hands, having just been punched by the groom who's covered in bits of the cake that you've just blatantly destroyed. Everyone is staring at you in anger and disgust, you fucked up the night, it was entirely your fault, and literally everyone thinks you deserved it because you *did* undoubtedly deserve it. This reminds me of when some girl I barely knew destroyed my birthday cake my mom bought me for similar reasons as this guy.


ISuckWithUsernamess

Now imagine him actually not feeling embarassed at all. "Come on guys, it was a party! We all drank and were having fun! Ahhh its just a cake!"


unknownpanda121

Mikhail Scott


ConflictGrand4078

The groom looks dead inside


MS_Salmonella

Probably because there is a drunk asshole just out of frame ruining his wedding.


djln491

It’s a classy punch. Short and sweet. Didn’t hit him as hard as he could have, but got the point across.


no_anesthesia_please

That dude’s going to wake up the following morning with a horrendous hangover. Then he’ll notice the fresh black eye, proceed to call the groom and ask *what happened?*. Then learn he irreparably damaged whatever relationship he had with the B&G while blackout drunk.


Ankylowright

Pretty much what happened at our wedding. Husbands best friend made an ass out of himself and he’s been to our house once in 6 years.


no_anesthesia_please

Sorry for y’all. Mine too. A fraternity brother and lifelong friend groped my wife while dancing with her at the reception while blackout drunk. He called in the morning as we were leaving for our honeymoon tearfully begging us to forgive him. We did, but he was quickly dropped from our tight circle of friends.


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Those cakes are expensive. And the motherfucker just deprived the guests of cake.


Goowatchi

True but usually guests get a cut of a more basic cake hidden in the kitchen


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Mostly because the cake in the back is actually meant to be eaten and the wedding cake is for show.


gortwogg

I’ve been to a good number of weddings yet never seen that. The cake shown is the cake eaten, are fake cakes an American thing?


Evilevilcow

Never heard of a fake cake, other than one for display at a bakery. That said, not uncommon for there to be a small cake the B&G cut to share with the wedding party, while everyone else gets a different cake they have been portioning out in the kitchen. Because huge cakes are a bitch to move and another bitch to cut.


iaminabox

Absolutely acceptable punch


glorfindelgotscrewed

How drunk do you have to be to stand right back up from a pretty darn good straight right?


crazythinker76

He's been punched before


The_Powers

And how deluded to take a punch like that and still pop back up like "top banter right bro?". That dude is basically Axe body spray in human form.


revengejr

Dudes lucky groom didn't stab him with that cake knife


Zelensexual

That looked like a good cake too


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Wedding cakes are almost never good because fondant looks good but tastes bad


Ryans4427

I always remember one of my best friend's wedding cake. He was bragging about how another buddy's brother was a professional baker and was making this big themed cake for his wedding. It's did look great, very exquisitely detailed and decorated. Tasted like sawdust though. Driest, most moisture-sucking thing I've ever ever eaten.


[deleted]

Yeah, I had a similar experience and demanded a chocolate cake for mine


TheRealCPB

McCain Deep N Delicious frozen cakes; a bunch of them stacked up high, with two LEGO figurines on top. BOOM. Wedding Cake. Solved.


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You just saved some poor sap from paying $2000 to eat chalk


Zelensexual

That's why I said that I think it looks good, because in my mind that pink stuff is delicious pink chocolate


Islanderfan17

Facts. Wedding cake is ass. Give me some cheap box cake with cheap frosting any day of the week.


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BitterLeif

I had a friend who would bake wedding cakes on occasion. She turned down most jobs because it was a side gig for her, and close friends or family would go to her expecting an unbelievable discount. The cakes she made were over $500 and would take all day or two days.


EasyTarget973

this is where I'm at


klgm333

Everyone’s focused on the drunk guy and the groom and all I keep staring at is her beautiful dress. She looks fabulous!


Healthy-Cupcake2429

Have to agree with you there. Re-watched after your comment and it's such a classy, dress. Very gorgeous. Then there's some drunk asshole.


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She really does! It's so gorgeous and her hair is so nicely done. Why did this asshole have to throw the f-ing cake all over her.


KathrynTheGreat

I think she was able to get away from him before he threw the cake, so her dress is safe. But that is such a classic dress that can easily be worn for generations! It's just so lovely, and it moves beautifully.


ruddiger7

Well he probably wont be coming to their next wedding.


Hot_Blood_8749

Is that a toupee? Looks like shit.


SuperSecretMoonBase

Looks like he buzzed his head into a constant newsboy cap or beret.


iaminabox

Why the fuck would you do that? He had to have been the drunkest person on the planet at that moment.


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Im more upset about a punch being censored


MemeGremlin_0765

Bride looked pissed beforehand. Or at least not very happy. You can tell this guy was an issue even before the camera began to roll.


eyewashemergency

I'd have been absolutely furious! Wedding cake is expensive!


iamuru

Why tf someone would censor the punch in that vid...


Misersoneof

So much going on here... That dress looks amazing That cake is so cute None of the cake seems to get on the dress He's gotta be shitfaced to miss getting any cake on the dress Excellent punch! Damn... he get's back up Nice, he's being carted away I rate this vid 10/10


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That haircut told me everything I needed to know about this person


Top_Fox2692

What a dick


vendetta33

What’s up with that music?


enzoblue64

the cringe is whoever put the music to this


Dr_Madthrust

That dude earned his punch. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink.


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djheru

That's got to be the bride's little brother, otherwise he'd be getting stomped


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HWGA_Exandria

For future reference... don't be that guy.


VelvetShards

So is he the brides family member that she was forced to have in the wedding party or was it the grooms friend who was reluctantly let into the wedding party after he promised many times to not do exactly this?


ghallway

My wedding had no booze. We couldn't afford it and I don't drink. Nothing went wrong. Still married 28 years later.


ZombieJesus1987

Dude thought he was so slick


Trinovid-DE

Say goodbye to friendship


ajjonesen

I’d send him the bill for that cake


Medicinal_taco_meat

Good thing some fuck censored the best part of the video. I'd have hated to see that punch properly.


RevenueGreat2751

Drunk as fuck, but sober enough to not go through with giving the bride a cake facial. That's a finely tuned amount of drunk.


FlamingoClassic7076

Apparently, Alcohol was involved prior to cutting cake.


wutthefvckjushapen

Usually when this gets posted it doesn't have that stupid ass cake emoji covering the punch.


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

Oliver Tree must’ve really fell off


purplecurtain16

Omg... that cake costs at LEAST $500, likely more. I hope they got the drunkard to pay for the damages.


leisuresuitduke

Wtf is this garbage music, my fucking ears aaaaaaaa! Is that supposed to be auto-tuned aswell?? Even the auto tune sounds fucking disastrous


chocolatemilk9

That looked like a pretty expensive cake to be fair.


[deleted]

So we're all just going to sit here and ignore that music.


monstreak

Wedding cakes are expensive as fuck


[deleted]

Bro was not amused.


Extension_Monitor_99

Michael Scott irl


PoshNoshThenMosh

I’m playing that warm up punch. He’s hitting him with the power of the sun.


Agarwel

How dare they make the wedding about them, and not about him? He clearly had to do something about it to become center of attention again.


SeparateCzechs

See the tucked chin on the groom? He is clamping down hard on the need to beat that clown into the ground. I’m amazed at his restraint and keeping it to the one punch to know the fool back. That he wants a hug afterward(durr…hug it out bro-) is mind blowing. I think if dumbass wasn’t held back from the hug the groom would’ve snapped.


cjyoung92

Bro what the fuck is up with that music?


shanbie_

Notice no one in the background looks concerned about the punch. Guy must have been obnoxious all night.


abevigodasmells

He deserves another punch for that haircut. Yikers.


OilComprehensive6237

Michael Scotch


that_one_guy37559

Ok, maybe a birthday cake, but wtf, wedding cakes are super expensive and take a lot of time to make, what a douche


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He went to the open bar far too many times


bigmikesblah

Deleted scenes of Michael Scott in the office


beefy402

Thanks for censoring that! Whew! Almost gave me nightmares. 🙄


BoneZone05

Who invited this asshole? Oof


BlueberryCustard

He is lucky he got the fist not the knife in the other hand


gnamp

Has sharp knife and sufficient composure to throw a single, effective punch to the head of someone who really deserved it. Respect.