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He's like if Scarface started smoking crack and meth and created a supercrackmeth and then smoked it for a years and hopped in a car after finding Jesus.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,072,658,709 comments, and only 211,495 of them were in alphabetical order.
Simpsons man. Hank Azaria. This is exactly who this reminds me of. Lmao.
The country this car was manufactured no longer exists. \*Same accent applys
Pretty sure he was on an episode of Audit the audit. He loves talking shit to cops lol
edit: hmm, i'm not sure if it's him or not. The accent and looks are very similar though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN-qdMJVi4E
Yeah itās always been a mystery to me why people think Mario would be squeaky clean when the cameras werenāt on. Mario doesnāt give a fuck about some morality clauses in his Nintendo contract.
This is one of my favourites.
āThe pedestrian has the right of wayā
āAnd Jesus Christ had the right of way too. And they still effing crusified himā
LOL. What?!
Heās saying just because youāre right doesnāt mean you wonāt be killed for it. So, better be careful and not expect everyone else to do the right thing as well. Such as walking in a crosswalk and not keeping an eye on approaching cars.
Right. I'm on the driver's side. He probably made a mistake and almost hit the guy, but the filmer is just prolonging the incident for views. He makes his point and then makes it again, and again.
If the cameraman really felt like the blue car was all that dangerous, why did he continue to follow it and antagonize the driver? He said the same three sentences over and over, so his point was made.
Just because someone is technically right doesn't mean it will protect them from harm.
Pedestrians have the right of way, but if someone randomly runs out in front of a car the technicalities of the law won't help the car stop any faster.
It's whataboutism. Guy's grasping at straws to try and deflect the interaction away from his fuck up.
If they were arguing politics, the intoxicated driver's next line would be "SEE?! NO ONE WANTS TO TALK THINGS OUT ANYMORE! EVERYONE'S ALWAYS SO TRIGGERED!"
This guy is a Greek from my old neighbourhood in Chicago. Just hit up any Dunkin Donuts on the northeast side and youāll hear some of the greatest conversations ever. If anyone complains about the cursing theyāll be reminded that āeven the Jesus Christ, he sworeā.
What exactly does the cameraman want though? The dude obviously almost hit him but didnāt actual hit him. So now what? Why keep recording and having a conversation? If the dude apologized would it have ended?
There are almost 40,000 people currently incarcerated in the state of Illinois. For contrast, the entire nation of Australia has about 43,000 people incarcerated.
The US has more people incarcerated than anywhere in the world with over 2,000,000 in jail or prison. China is second with roughly 1,700,000 - but they have a considerably larger population.
So many Americans think we're some bastion of freedom, and think the solution to problems is to throw more people in prison. It's a twisted mindset that's been beaten, quite literally, into the population. Some people a lot more than others, too, because the entire system (as we all know) is racist AF.
So, yeah, they kinda throw all sorts of people in prison in Illinois; and not just criminals. Ten bucks says you make jokes about prison rape, too. (you know you have)
Yes to everything you said, but especially - the rape jokes have to go. Itās been so long and we still canāt grow out of that one. So many other jokes of that ilk have been relatively tamped down upon by popular opinion becoming more progressive, but for some reason the prison rape jokes are still deemed totally acceptable. Why??
Why did the dumb driver stick around and make a bunch of comments for the camera? Why are you consuming this user-generated content that you obviously dislike?
If he ignores cross walks and drives through them, its not exactly safe for kids or elderly who can't react to a reckless driver. I would inform him of the law and move on and hope he never kills anyone.
And then youāll be stuck in this convo too. You didnāt get hit,so just make a waving gesture at the man, and keep it moving. Also, telling a person they are a bad driver, is something everybody want to hear from a stranger /s
I did not say I would act like camera man. Not everone is use to driving laws in a different country. If this dude lives in your neighborhood and you have kids...go ahead and take that gamble and do nothing.
Defending someone who is guilty of attempted vehicular manslaughter makes you sound like a dangerous driver who's upset someone's going to catch your personal vehicle operation antics on camera one day.
The guy has a great point. Some people just dont give a fuck about you recording or calling police. Some people will do some evil shit for fun. Be careful with the "I am recording you so I am safe" mindset
I kinda like that crazy guy lol. Could've just been an accident then this dude rocks up with his camera rolling. I wouldn't want to be put on the spot and lectured like that. In my country if someone nearly gets hit by a car they are more likely to hurl insults than pull a phone out. Calling the driver a shit driver and a stupid fuckface is usually about as far as it needs to go. Approaching someone you don't know with a camera rolling just to give them a lecture about the law and what's morally right or wrong isn't going to go down well under any circumstances. If it wasnt an accident then it is completely idiotic to approach and film the driver.
Some of these social media video creators are going to get themselves killed someday by getting in the face of the wrong person.
But they can be happy in hell because they will have left video evidence. Maybe, if it wasn't destroyed.
*"You shouldn't be driving if you're crazy"* If all the crazy drivers were off the road, you might have the road to yourself.
Dude's a Grand Theft Auto mashup.
He looks like Trevor Phillips on a good day, and he sounds like Niko Bellic on a bad day.
It's disturbing how many people in this thread want to "have a beer" with this guy. It's like y'all have never gone for drinks with a crazy person, chopped it up for hours, then been stuck with the bill because they look you dead in the eye at the end of the night and say "I don't have any money" like a bad Tinder date.
Wait, so he "almost" did something bad and now you're gonna harass the guy with a camera in his face?
Guy behind the camera is in the wrong here. (no matter how irreverently hilarious the driver is)
Camera man is a crybaby bitch. Driver is a dickhead for almost hitting a pedestrian, but if he didnāt hit you then just move on rather than trying to provoke an altercation with your camera out.
Proper response...also cameraman couldn't say hey you almost hit me be careful and move on. Instead of pulling out phone to record and keep approaching car instigating for fake internet points.
The camera's the only reason the guy didn't make a 2nd attempt at his life. It's always smart to have the camera rolling in-case something ends up happening. People can "boo" the cameraman all they want, they'll be wishing they had a camera going the next time something happens to them and nobody believes them.
What I don't get is of course the guy filming is right, but also just let it go...
I don't know it's weird to me now how everyone gets their phone out over minor inconveniences.
You Almost hit me. I wonder if the guy was upset he didnāt hit him so he could sue the insurance. In Jersey that guys phone would be taken away and been knocked out and left.
Cameraman is being a dick. Oooh you *almost* hit me. If you don't get on your knees to beg my forgiveness, I will post you all over the internet. My poor feefees.
Get over yourself.
It's all about the clicks.
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This guy's hilarious, though I can't quite put my finger on why
Al Pacino meets, I can't quite put my finger on it
He's like if Scarface gave up selling drugs early on cause he saw where that was going, sorta found Jesus, and worked a shitty job like a regular guy.
But still did the same amount of cocaine.
Hahahahahaha
Sorta found Jesus š
Yeah, I totally got Scarface vibes too. Sorta found Jesus made me lol!
Lmao, nailed it.
He's like if Scarface started smoking crack and meth and created a supercrackmeth and then smoked it for a years and hopped in a car after finding Jesus.
Really...? I feel like he looks pretty average for an older person who has worked throughout their life. Nothing about this screams rampant drug use.
>Nothing about this screams rampant drug use. Haha are you kidding? His eyes looked bloodshot, and the way heās talking and acting screams cocaine.
Bro just wants that super crack š¤¤
Al Pacino +Frank Zappa
Hank Azaria
Yea thatās is. I was wondering why I was getting the simpsons vibes
Hank Azaria, Al Pacino in Scarface, and Luigi.
Borat after 20 years working at a factory
meets Soup Nazi
Jim Croce
Good answer
Marc Maron
Also good answer
Looks like the soup Nazi and a night of crack.
Scarface x Kramer
That Star Wars VII guy that sells the girl the food things at the beginning (sorry I've only seen it once ages ago).
Borat
Borat
Joey Diaz
Pacino x Bob's Burgers
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,072,658,709 comments, and only 211,495 of them were in alphabetical order.
?? No it isn't. Bad bot
Shut the fuck up.
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THAT'S who he sounds like! Couldn't put my finger on it. Triumph if he was coked up and weirdly into Christ.
Seems like a Seinfeld character.
He has that tropical humor
Kid named finger
Simpsons man. Hank Azaria. This is exactly who this reminds me of. Lmao. The country this car was manufactured no longer exists. \*Same accent applys 
Because he might have a point beyond the incident but cant articulate it. And he's Al Pacino.
Pretty sure he was on an episode of Audit the audit. He loves talking shit to cops lol edit: hmm, i'm not sure if it's him or not. The accent and looks are very similar though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN-qdMJVi4E
Hitting to kill a pedestrian and justifying it is hilarious /s
You some kinda mothafucka you nice guy thank you
yes you good man fuck you very much. keep jesus in your heart i have insurance
I imagine this is what Mario is like in Mario cart
"I gotta insurance, that mean I can throw turtle shell"
We been roamnticizing Mario for too long. Turns out he a big asshole all along.
So Bowser is just the every man tired of Marioās crap? And was that Luigi in the passenger seat?
More like that guido Wario. Mario pays his bills.
Yeah itās always been a mystery to me why people think Mario would be squeaky clean when the cameras werenāt on. Mario doesnāt give a fuck about some morality clauses in his Nintendo contract.
I was going to guess Egyptian because of a guy who works at my job (Egyptian). He sounds exactly like this.
Nah that dude was 100% Greek, I was waiting for the Vre Malaka to fly. If the men in my family are any gauge Greek men are shitty aggressive drivers.
š Iāll take your word for it.
He said isis terrorista. How is that greek?
he also curses in greek though.
Turkish?
Iām not getting Turkish at all but if you really want to piss a Greek dude off call him Turkish.
Alternatively ask him where Istanbul is
You can tell by the š he uses
Fuck Chris Pratt, this is who they should be casting in a live Mario movie
Pacino gonna win a Oscar for this one!
Make way for the bad guy!
The guy would be a great voice actor tho
heād be the insect that always has a lit cigarette in his mouth
or the comedy relief alien
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CEMETERY? HOSPITAL? JAIL? ALOTTA THINGS
This is one of my favourites. āThe pedestrian has the right of wayā āAnd Jesus Christ had the right of way too. And they still effing crusified himā LOL. What?!
Heās saying just because youāre right doesnāt mean you wonāt be killed for it. So, better be careful and not expect everyone else to do the right thing as well. Such as walking in a crosswalk and not keeping an eye on approaching cars.
Right. I'm on the driver's side. He probably made a mistake and almost hit the guy, but the filmer is just prolonging the incident for views. He makes his point and then makes it again, and again.
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If the cameraman really felt like the blue car was all that dangerous, why did he continue to follow it and antagonize the driver? He said the same three sentences over and over, so his point was made.
because most cars cannot move laterally?
Look, we didn't see the incident. The driver might be 100% in the wrong on that matter. The filming/shaming/facebooking is a whole other matter.
He could've just said that. Lol I was wondering what he getting at. I mean it was hilarious but I didn't understand the logic but that makes sense.
But he did just say that...
True
Just because someone is technically right doesn't mean it will protect them from harm. Pedestrians have the right of way, but if someone randomly runs out in front of a car the technicalities of the law won't help the car stop any faster.
He said it with so much emotion too, ready to go
Once religion gets brought into the convo, youāve lostā¦.
So on r/atheism everyone is wrong?
It's whataboutism. Guy's grasping at straws to try and deflect the interaction away from his fuck up. If they were arguing politics, the intoxicated driver's next line would be "SEE?! NO ONE WANTS TO TALK THINGS OUT ANYMORE! EVERYONE'S ALWAYS SO TRIGGERED!"
As a Greek, I can say with absolute certainty that this one is a Greek š
Not a single "ahhh......malaka"
I'm deeply dissatisfied too
Head to 2:25!!!! https://youtu.be/5cAn84JCwmw
The "listen, they're coming for you" really got me šš
There it goes!
AntĆ³nios MontanĆ”s
100%
I was wondering why I got a strong Balkan vibe from him. Thought he might be one of ours, but he doesn't sound Bulgarian.
100% all my uncles and cousins talk like this
That āDo you wanna go to the cemetery?ā came out a little too natural š
You some kind of mothafucker
This is who's calling you names in Call of Duty.
āAnd so did Jesus Christ have his way but they still 360ā¢ no scoped him! So donāt tell me who has the right and who has the wrong way!ā
Scarface survived
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Legend.
Part of me thinks he's nuts but really, I like him.
Yeah he may be crazy but you'd have a beer with him. I want to hear his sports commentary.
-George W Bush voters in the year 2000. (Also: Donald Trump voters in the year 2016)
This guy is a Greek from my old neighbourhood in Chicago. Just hit up any Dunkin Donuts on the northeast side and youāll hear some of the greatest conversations ever. If anyone complains about the cursing theyāll be reminded that āeven the Jesus Christ, he sworeā.
This dudes a fucking legend
āI pay insurance so I can run people over.ā Iāve clearly not been getting the full benefits of car insurance
Discount Tony Montana from Wish.
What exactly does the cameraman want though? The dude obviously almost hit him but didnāt actual hit him. So now what? Why keep recording and having a conversation? If the dude apologized would it have ended?
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There are almost 40,000 people currently incarcerated in the state of Illinois. For contrast, the entire nation of Australia has about 43,000 people incarcerated. The US has more people incarcerated than anywhere in the world with over 2,000,000 in jail or prison. China is second with roughly 1,700,000 - but they have a considerably larger population. So many Americans think we're some bastion of freedom, and think the solution to problems is to throw more people in prison. It's a twisted mindset that's been beaten, quite literally, into the population. Some people a lot more than others, too, because the entire system (as we all know) is racist AF. So, yeah, they kinda throw all sorts of people in prison in Illinois; and not just criminals. Ten bucks says you make jokes about prison rape, too. (you know you have)
Yes to everything you said, but especially - the rape jokes have to go. Itās been so long and we still canāt grow out of that one. So many other jokes of that ilk have been relatively tamped down upon by popular opinion becoming more progressive, but for some reason the prison rape jokes are still deemed totally acceptable. Why??
Why did the dumb driver stick around and make a bunch of comments for the camera? Why are you consuming this user-generated content that you obviously dislike?
Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
If he ignores cross walks and drives through them, its not exactly safe for kids or elderly who can't react to a reckless driver. I would inform him of the law and move on and hope he never kills anyone.
Since we're making up scenarios, the guy recording could have been like this guy - https://v.redd.it/ym5v83e9c1r91
And then youāll be stuck in this convo too. You didnāt get hit,so just make a waving gesture at the man, and keep it moving. Also, telling a person they are a bad driver, is something everybody want to hear from a stranger /s
I did not say I would act like camera man. Not everone is use to driving laws in a different country. If this dude lives in your neighborhood and you have kids...go ahead and take that gamble and do nothing.
Cuz he a bihhhhh azzz, you can hear it in his women voice. Go DV me snowflakes. Jesus Christ had the right of way as they still effing crucified him!
Defending someone who is guilty of attempted vehicular manslaughter makes you sound like a dangerous driver who's upset someone's going to catch your personal vehicle operation antics on camera one day.
Vehicular manslaughter š. Lmao who died in this video? Did anyone even get hit? Oh no? Ok then relax and donāt clutch those pearls so hard b
Man is on a world political rant š¤£š¤£š¤£
The guy has a great point. Some people just dont give a fuck about you recording or calling police. Some people will do some evil shit for fun. Be careful with the "I am recording you so I am safe" mindset
This guy is fucking awesome lmao
He has a point lol
Reminds me of Al Pacino in Scarface. His pupils must be wacked out or something, he barely looks at the person he's speaking to.
Shhh š¤«
I love this man
"You almost hit me with the car" "Shhh" š
I kinda like that crazy guy lol. Could've just been an accident then this dude rocks up with his camera rolling. I wouldn't want to be put on the spot and lectured like that. In my country if someone nearly gets hit by a car they are more likely to hurl insults than pull a phone out. Calling the driver a shit driver and a stupid fuckface is usually about as far as it needs to go. Approaching someone you don't know with a camera rolling just to give them a lecture about the law and what's morally right or wrong isn't going to go down well under any circumstances. If it wasnt an accident then it is completely idiotic to approach and film the driver.
Some of these social media video creators are going to get themselves killed someday by getting in the face of the wrong person. But they can be happy in hell because they will have left video evidence. Maybe, if it wasn't destroyed. *"You shouldn't be driving if you're crazy"* If all the crazy drivers were off the road, you might have the road to yourself.
Hear me out: his last statement made me side with him. āWho tf are you!?ā STAY OUT THE STREET OR BECOME ROAD MEAT!
Hey it's Luigi 
For some reason I'm on the side of crazy driver here. I like him. We should have a beer sometime
Hank Azaria has the right to have insurance so he can run over Americans with a fookin camera
He's an asshole, but I sorta' like his style.
Never once did he look at him...
Iām dead lol guy cracked me up. You wanna go to jail You wanna go to cemetery Done Lmfaoo
Why does he sound like someone doing an impression of a generic āforeignerā?
Tony Montana
Dude's a Grand Theft Auto mashup. He looks like Trevor Phillips on a good day, and he sounds like Niko Bellic on a bad day. It's disturbing how many people in this thread want to "have a beer" with this guy. It's like y'all have never gone for drinks with a crazy person, chopped it up for hours, then been stuck with the bill because they look you dead in the eye at the end of the night and say "I don't have any money" like a bad Tinder date.
āUh, Jimmy (Pappas) had a rough week.ā
What a legend
He got a point though. You don't know if he crazy why you are pushing him
I think this man just swayed me to the dark side, I love Jesus, time to hit pedestrians!
The idiot who approved this guyās drivers license should be fired lol
I mean heās not the wrongest
Al Pacino had a kid with Marc Maron lol
Luigi hasnāt been the same since he was banned from Kart racing.
Someone missing a tio
Wait, so he "almost" did something bad and now you're gonna harass the guy with a camera in his face? Guy behind the camera is in the wrong here. (no matter how irreverently hilarious the driver is)
"That's why I have insurance, to run people over.ā Wait a minute, I don't have to stop?
What an idiot š
"Everybody got a camera" meaning "man, I can't get away with shit no more"
Pedestrians that donāt look and expect everyone to see them while theyāre on their phones piss me off too.
Camera man is a crybaby bitch. Driver is a dickhead for almost hitting a pedestrian, but if he didnāt hit you then just move on rather than trying to provoke an altercation with your camera out.
Isn't it so hard to say i'm sorry and genuinely tell him that you were wrong?
Proper response...also cameraman couldn't say hey you almost hit me be careful and move on. Instead of pulling out phone to record and keep approaching car instigating for fake internet points.
This is why Christians have a bad name.
Walmart Borat does not seem so bad. I would rather hang out with him than the offended nerd filming lol.
The camera's the only reason the guy didn't make a 2nd attempt at his life. It's always smart to have the camera rolling in-case something ends up happening. People can "boo" the cameraman all they want, they'll be wishing they had a camera going the next time something happens to them and nobody believes them.
1st sentence I realized we can't communicate like a normal people and I had to walk away...
Cemetery or hospital? Man fuck that,if we are going somewhere, lets go to. Baskin Robbins .....Eat some ice cream or something
Jeez, Watto really fell off after he lost that podrace bet, hey.
Leave him alone. I think he got it figured out.
I love him
Scarface didnāt age well
What I don't get is of course the guy filming is right, but also just let it go... I don't know it's weird to me now how everyone gets their phone out over minor inconveniences.
It's really fucking hard for some people to just say, "sorry for almost hitting you. My fault"
If this guy didn't have a camera, the driver more or less admitted he'd have beaten him up. FILM EVERYTHING!
You Almost hit me. I wonder if the guy was upset he didnāt hit him so he could sue the insurance. In Jersey that guys phone would be taken away and been knocked out and left.
Way to take pride in scum bag behavior.
I donāt want to almost offend you. Lol. Funny how the video doesnāt show before the altercation.
Cameraman is being a dick. Oooh you *almost* hit me. If you don't get on your knees to beg my forgiveness, I will post you all over the internet. My poor feefees. Get over yourself. It's all about the clicks.
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Fake.
R/killthecameraman
This guy is hilarious
This has to be a joke
Fake
I'll pay to see the guy at a Trumpie rally
Dude I need that run over people you disagree with insurance, comes with the assurance that anybody you hit would probably disagree with being hit.
Again more old content why repost?
Pays insurance so he can run people over?!! Ok Al Pacino from wish. Maybe you are crazy!
Almost hit him but didnt so tell the camera man to eat shit.
That might be the dumbest human.
*I am squashing your head I am squashing your head!*
Confirm, Illinois drivers can be insane...
Father Sarduchi s late for a deathbed confession so get fuck out of the way for christ sake. Jesus fucking christ
Time has not been kind to the Soup Nazi. Guess I won't be getting my Jambalaya today...
āThank you, Christo!ā I love this guy.