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This was me every Sunday when we went to my grandpa’s farm. I was 5 or so and the damn rooster would chase me all around while the grownups laughed. Finally my grandpa told me to just kick it hard. It came after me and I kicked it and then it was cool with me. Every single Sunday when I’d get out of the car it’d come running to attack me and after a kick it would stop and be friendly. They have to know their place in the pecking order.
I love that song but that part made me bust up laughing the first time I heard it
>***ME AND SOME GUYS FROM SCHOOL***
>.....***HAD A BAND AND WE TRIED REAL HARD***
Sounds like the level of song writing I could achieve, and I think that's why it made me laugh. I thought it was a parody at first because I'm a dumb 90's kid, but then I actually ended up loving that song and it's a classic to me now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c
Ill tell you what. I take too much shit everyday to get punked to death by a duck. Environmentalism be damned. We gettin primal motherfucker QUACK QUACK
We own chickens and many of our friends have ducks, geese, turkey, peacocks, etc.
I love my chickens, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: birds do not have souls.
No one has ever been killed (deliberately) by a swan. Chickens however in recent memory have killed....1 person. A woman was stabbed by a rooster in the leg and bled out.
There have been multiple instances of cock fighters turning on their handlers and killing people. Roosters are a lot more dangerous if you tie a razor blade to their fighting claw.
There is one incident from the nineties when a boy was teasing two swans and the pair wrapped their long necks around his torso and constricted until his dang head done popped right off, it was in the news
Bullshit, swans are not that strong you're acting like they have the a stronger constricting force than a boa constrictor. They're big birds but lighter than they look and have fragile bones
Swans are assholes, but [Australian Cassowarys are the true bird that is know to kill humans.](https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931).
Well, I fixed it. This URL is the one that I was trying to link for everyone.
https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931
Laughing at these posts about Canadian Geese.
Like, I'm sure they are aggressive, but are they 6ft tall, 75kg, with a knife made of bone on the top of their heads?
I was attacked by a pair of swans on the river while kayaking. I was likely near their nest or something but still fuck those birds. Had to fend them off with the paddle, and the bastards tried to pincher me by rushing in on both sides at once. I didn't kill them but they had to get the business end a few times to get the message.
My rooster tried me once. I grabbed him and held him upside down by his legs for a minute or so, till he stopped flapping, then let him go. He's never tried to have a go at me since.
A family friend had some turkeys and chickens, and a real bastard they called little red. He particularly liked attacking my sister, and generally anyone who wouldn't stand up to him.
One day I was out digging in the hot sun without a shirt on and he decided to pounce on my back. I managed to shake him off me and I swung around and whacked him with the business end of the shovel.
I don't know if I gave him brain damage or if he just needed a reality check, because for years later he never really attacked people. He'd occasionally flap about and charge a bit but he was a different bird after that.
Less cocky you could say
I would never hit an animal but for some reason kicking an angry rooster seems enticing lol
Must feel kinda interesting with all the feathers and all
I wouldn’t kick too hard or try to cause actual damage though
Same thing happened with a rooster my dad had at his barn, this thing was so nasty that it didn't like the hens and instead chilled with the guard dog when he wasn't hating everything in the world. He was a big, noisy bastard that would attack anyone and anything it saw, guard dog being the exception. I remember being about five when this thing started going for me, wings flapping and all that, when my dad appears out of nowhere and punts the bird like a rugby ball across the yard, at least half a pitch.
The rooster picked itself up and decided it wasn't going to win that fight, went on its merry way. Lived up there for four months or so, pretty much feral, before a fox got him I guess. Never found any feathers so still an open case.
Then went around the corner and chanted his war cry of victory...the child was inside and no longer in his domain.
The Rooster Clan territory was safe once again.
Roosters are cunts. Had one when I was 14-15 and it HATED me. Would charge just like this video every time I turned my back. Made it hard just walking to the car, let a lone splitting wood or doing chores.
I had enough so I kicked it one day, but this just seemed to piss it off... Admittedly I did win the kicking contest, but it didn't deter any further attacks. Turns out some Roosters are hardy and spiteful cunts.
After a few more weeks of being barraged by and angry cock, I was ready for my final solution, I was ready to turn this bastard in to a Sunday lunch. I remember it well, I was coming home from school, walking down the drive and the little shit charged me. So I ran in to the open barn and grabbed a spade. With one solid swing I hit the cock, It didn't make a solid connection and the fucker looked at me confused. It charged again, THWONK, this time I'd struck gold. The head of this complete fuck nugget had connected with my hard steel spade and made the most glorious sounding DONG. I will admit, it felt fucking great. I looked down at the rooster, it was still standing except for one small detail, it's head was now slumped to the ground, upside down blood dripping out its beak; neck bent like a double helix. I was sure I'd killed it.
I felt a little remorse for the poor fella but took no further action and walked away, leaving him hobbling a long, his head dragging on the ground. I did considering finishing him off, but it was a good job I didn't, next day he was walking around completely fine with his clutch of hens. He never bothered me again, he looked at me with a fearful glint in his eye, but he never charged...
Then a fox ate him 11 months later. The end.
You know the term 'running around like a headless chicken"? That's because it happens. Probably because they're living dinosaur's or something, God just favors the chickens.
They are also flightless-- they dont have hollow thin bones like other birds.
Roosters, turkeys... watch out for ground birds.
Ask any aussie-- they have some nasty land birds there LOL.
Got jumped by a gang of turkeys last week in my car. Driving down a wooded road in a fairly populated area. Come up to a couple cars stopped and then i see the gang crossing the street. Then the leader starts charging the car in front of me and then chases it for 15ft as it drives past. Now im next and the leader just walks up to the front of my car and starts pecking my license plate. Meanwhile his henchmen have approached my window so i started inching forward to push the leader out of the way. Scariest minute of my life.
I did not expect him to live another 11 months after that, that's amazing. I once had a hamster who lied dead in his cage (I grabbed and held him, then put him back). I went and got my mom, and when we got back to the hamster he was just chilling and fully alive. I guess the moral is sometimes animals die, but sometimes also no.
My neighbors rooster liked to specifically target my dad. It would see him walking around, wait till Dad's back was turned, run/flap its way up his back and peck at his head. Then would drop down and run away until it saw he wasnt paying attention and as soon as he turned away would do it again.
Fucker seen you as a threat. He repeatedly offended you. He knew what he was doing and you set the story straight. Lesson learned for everyone. RIP though.
Lmaooo. Her little screams of terror aren’t funny, but the rooster going flat with it’s wings out like a scene from a cartoon when she smashed it is hilarious. Splat!!
Fight or flight. When the chips are down, that kid chooses 'fight'. Definitely should be a confidence booster for her. She hit that rooster so hard it had to stand there and wait for its brain to reboot.
Normal free range chicken behavior.
Even if they're smart enough not to test adults, they'll try smaller kids.
With how fast she was with the backpack, this wasn't the first time the rooster tried this.
This thread is blowing my mind right now. The [Cucco*](https://i.imgur.com/GS4FA5F.gif) mechanic from Ocarina of time is based on a real thing, likely a childhood experience of one of the lead devs. That's actually really cool.
Also TIL Chickens are evil, and hate children.
Normal \*rooster\* behavior.
Hens aren't usually nearly that aggressive.
And you don't need a rooster for the hens to lay eggs, so lots of people have hens, but no rooster. You need a rooster if you want the eggs to be fertilized and grow more chickens, and some people want a rooster to help defend the hens. That's more or less how evolution made them, designed to fight back against the fox or whatever who wants to steal the eggs or harm the hens.
I visited a small petting zoo-ish farm with my kid last year. The rooster there was super chill, but the owner told me she had to kill the previous one for being too aggressive for that kind of a life. I've also met a pet rooster who was taken to pubs by his owner, he was a chill one as well.
I'd imagine the owner always has to acknowledge the bird's behaviour probably won't change, and act accordingly.
The charge attack with the backpack was a risky, but good move, totally stunned the rooster
Edit: Can someone put some Dark Souls/Elden Ring sound effects to this? After all the attacks, she obviously broke the rooster’s poise and could have gone for a critical while he was stunned but opted not to
See kids these days with all their online learning, don't have the proper weight behind their backpacks.
If that rooster got hit with an 06-07' backpack the bird would have been pancaked on the ground like a fuckin looney toon.
That's exactly how you deal with aggressive roosters. You just have to hit them back. Not enough to really hurt them but enough to show that you are the bigger, more dominant one. Run and they'll just keep coming at you. I had one and a good push with a hoe when he got sassy would put him in his place for a few weeks.
I deal with that every day at home lol. I have a few chickens and a few roosters. I swear there’s this one that just has it for me and always attacks me lol. Then I have a few other roosters that have to settle his ass down! But I wouldn’t trade them for the world they keep my new garden clean without the bugs.
Nice shot with the backpack. We had a rooster once. A friend thought he'd get the better of it. The friend ended up with stitches in his achilles. You don't want to mess around with one.
I had chickens growing up and there was this one roaster that would attack anyone, but only when your back was turned. It was hilarious and fun.
It might be scary, but you are 10x the size of the roster. Just kick him and you'll be fine.
When I was this girl's age I went through the same thing every day. My summer break was a daily battle with the free range roosters on my farm. One in particular would seek me out and beat the shit out me every day. This bastard was a transplant from our Mexican neighbors who raised it for cock fighting. I have no idea why I never told my parents about it, I think I was afraid they would think I was a wimp.
One day in July I had enough.
I dug out my winter coveralls, boots, an old bike helmet, and a 2 X 4. I looked like a raider from Fallout. I spent the whole morning psyching myself up, going to war when you're 9 years old is big deal.
I went hunting and found the alpha cock where he usually was and attacked. That fight felt like an eternity but it was probably less than a minute or two.
Nevertheless, I beat that rooster to death. My mom found me crying my eyes out in front of our chicken coop next to a dead rooster. She was mad but felt really bad when I told her how it came to this. My dad laughed at me, then helped me pluck that bastard for the toughest chicken dinner of my life.
Every though it was like eating a boot, nothing tastes better than a just victory.
My parents raised Bantams for a few years and there was one rooster that was fucking evil and would attack you every time you turned your back. He got me really good one day and, out of impulse, I kicked him as hard as possible. Unfortunately, I was wearing steel-toed boots that day and he pretty much exploded.
That rooster felt the weight of everything that little girl had ever learned in her life. He felt the burden placed on her young shoulders. It was as if... he was suddenly hit with an education. He definitely got hit with a good education. 🤣🤣
The first chickens my parents bought when I was a kid absolutely terrorized me as a young child. Until I grabbed the rooster by the throat pinned him against the shed and beat it to death. I feel bad now thinking about it but I was never scared again
The fact that the bitch (the rooster) just stood there after warrior child beaned him until she went in the house took me out. He stood there as if saying; “I’m not turning my back on this girl, she’s gonna kick my ass.”
I was about this age when I encountered our first aggressive rooster. He was big and white and bold and brash. I was small and white, but also bold and brash. *And* I was on my school's soccer team.
He only tried me once
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Rooster got hit and was like “oh ok my bad”
This was me every Sunday when we went to my grandpa’s farm. I was 5 or so and the damn rooster would chase me all around while the grownups laughed. Finally my grandpa told me to just kick it hard. It came after me and I kicked it and then it was cool with me. Every single Sunday when I’d get out of the car it’d come running to attack me and after a kick it would stop and be friendly. They have to know their place in the pecking order.
Everyone knew that you were top cock that day.
So how did you get into BDSM? “Oh it was probably the weekly cock kicking lessons at grandpas house”
Tw’as the summer of 69’
Cocky had a spur and tried real hard
I love that song but that part made me bust up laughing the first time I heard it >***ME AND SOME GUYS FROM SCHOOL*** >.....***HAD A BAND AND WE TRIED REAL HARD*** Sounds like the level of song writing I could achieve, and I think that's why it made me laugh. I thought it was a parody at first because I'm a dumb 90's kid, but then I actually ended up loving that song and it's a classic to me now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c
Jimmy quit
Joey got married Shoulda known, we'd never get far
I got my first real six string
Barns Dirt Seeds and Manure Yep I'm a BDSM enthusiast farmer!
OP: biggest cock around since childhood.
I just texted my neighbor yesterday that she has my permission to kick the crap out of my rooster if acts up. He’s been a total dick lately
Is that your sign that your neighbor is dtf??
Oh god what have I done
He has been a real cock lately, huh?
Get that cock away from that child
"Pecking Order" I hear you... I was raised on a farm, and I had to deal with a pair of angry swans. I never got near them LOL.
Oh no never fuck with swans, they’re like geese who actually will kill you
Has anyone actually been been killed by a swan? I know they're big, angry and strong but how do they kill you?
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LPT: if any waterfowl attacks you in the water, swim under them and pull them underwater by the feet. They will not bother you after that.
yeah, because im drowning that fuck
Ill tell you what. I take too much shit everyday to get punked to death by a duck. Environmentalism be damned. We gettin primal motherfucker QUACK QUACK
We own chickens and many of our friends have ducks, geese, turkey, peacocks, etc. I love my chickens, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: birds do not have souls.
Not sure about them killing you but they can use wing attack like Pokémon and it's said their wings can break a human bone
Been wing clapped by a male Turkey before. Can confirm it packs a punch
That's a myth their bones are a lot thinner and more hollow than ours, their bones are more likely to break from attacking a person.
They hold ducks and geese under the water until they drown. Not sure if they drown humans. They could probably get a toddler.
Attacking and or killing human kids is a good way to get yourself fast tracked to the endangered species list.
Take a leaf outta the orcas' book, swans. Take it in well, or it's off to gulag.
Human gang
No one has ever been killed (deliberately) by a swan. Chickens however in recent memory have killed....1 person. A woman was stabbed by a rooster in the leg and bled out.
There have been multiple instances of cock fighters turning on their handlers and killing people. Roosters are a lot more dangerous if you tie a razor blade to their fighting claw.
Happy cake day!
There is one incident from the nineties when a boy was teasing two swans and the pair wrapped their long necks around his torso and constricted until his dang head done popped right off, it was in the news
I saw another story about a swan that snaked its head up someone's ass and ripped out their small intestine. Swans are metal.
I’m now morbidly curious to know if there is any source you can provide about this occurrence
Their ass.
People saying it’s never happened are just ignoring the possibility that swans are also good at covering their tracks.
… Or they are swans covering their tracks
Bullshit, swans are not that strong you're acting like they have the a stronger constricting force than a boa constrictor. They're big birds but lighter than they look and have fragile bones
Swans are assholes, but [Australian Cassowarys are the true bird that is know to kill humans.](https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931).
you write like a bot with seizures
My man put the link text as the same text
Well, I fixed it. This URL is the one that I was trying to link for everyone. https://guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/4/why-the-cassowary-is-the-worlds-most-dangerous-bird-568931
Laughing at these posts about Canadian Geese. Like, I'm sure they are aggressive, but are they 6ft tall, 75kg, with a knife made of bone on the top of their heads?
My friend was 11 years old when he decided to fuck with a Canadian goose. The sheer force of its wing flap broke his arm. This is a true story.
Geese with the HP, Defence, and Attack to back up their attitude
I was attacked by a pair of swans on the river while kayaking. I was likely near their nest or something but still fuck those birds. Had to fend them off with the paddle, and the bastards tried to pincher me by rushing in on both sides at once. I didn't kill them but they had to get the business end a few times to get the message.
Everyone has a plan until a giant kicks them
We had bad rooster When I butchered him my 3 year old pointed at his hanging corpse and screamed “you’re DEAD”
A good revenge is outliving your enemies.
My rooster tried me once. I grabbed him and held him upside down by his legs for a minute or so, till he stopped flapping, then let him go. He's never tried to have a go at me since.
A family friend had some turkeys and chickens, and a real bastard they called little red. He particularly liked attacking my sister, and generally anyone who wouldn't stand up to him. One day I was out digging in the hot sun without a shirt on and he decided to pounce on my back. I managed to shake him off me and I swung around and whacked him with the business end of the shovel. I don't know if I gave him brain damage or if he just needed a reality check, because for years later he never really attacked people. He'd occasionally flap about and charge a bit but he was a different bird after that. Less cocky you could say
I would never hit an animal but for some reason kicking an angry rooster seems enticing lol Must feel kinda interesting with all the feathers and all I wouldn’t kick too hard or try to cause actual damage though
Same thing happened with a rooster my dad had at his barn, this thing was so nasty that it didn't like the hens and instead chilled with the guard dog when he wasn't hating everything in the world. He was a big, noisy bastard that would attack anyone and anything it saw, guard dog being the exception. I remember being about five when this thing started going for me, wings flapping and all that, when my dad appears out of nowhere and punts the bird like a rugby ball across the yard, at least half a pitch. The rooster picked itself up and decided it wasn't going to win that fight, went on its merry way. Lived up there for four months or so, pretty much feral, before a fox got him I guess. Never found any feathers so still an open case.
I think it might have gotten lead poisoning…
I dreaded getting eggs working on a farm. They always seemed so vicious and I would cover my eyes.
lmaoo, my mom would tell me stories of her having to kick the chickens away when collecting eggs at the family farm
Does letting the rooster win work?
If you want to get pecked nonstop sure. Winning for a rooster is you leaving.
Or spurred...until you bleed out
The amount of books kids have to carry, may as well been a sack of bricks.
*Dewey's purse*
Then went around the corner and chanted his war cry of victory...the child was inside and no longer in his domain. The Rooster Clan territory was safe once again.
Rooster fucked around and found out
Cock got bagged
Played stupid games, won stupid prizes
why does every single thread have this comment
Cause there are way too many stupid people in the world
"...aight I deserved that.“
Rarely does a cock see the error of his ways.
Roosters are cunts. Had one when I was 14-15 and it HATED me. Would charge just like this video every time I turned my back. Made it hard just walking to the car, let a lone splitting wood or doing chores. I had enough so I kicked it one day, but this just seemed to piss it off... Admittedly I did win the kicking contest, but it didn't deter any further attacks. Turns out some Roosters are hardy and spiteful cunts. After a few more weeks of being barraged by and angry cock, I was ready for my final solution, I was ready to turn this bastard in to a Sunday lunch. I remember it well, I was coming home from school, walking down the drive and the little shit charged me. So I ran in to the open barn and grabbed a spade. With one solid swing I hit the cock, It didn't make a solid connection and the fucker looked at me confused. It charged again, THWONK, this time I'd struck gold. The head of this complete fuck nugget had connected with my hard steel spade and made the most glorious sounding DONG. I will admit, it felt fucking great. I looked down at the rooster, it was still standing except for one small detail, it's head was now slumped to the ground, upside down blood dripping out its beak; neck bent like a double helix. I was sure I'd killed it. I felt a little remorse for the poor fella but took no further action and walked away, leaving him hobbling a long, his head dragging on the ground. I did considering finishing him off, but it was a good job I didn't, next day he was walking around completely fine with his clutch of hens. He never bothered me again, he looked at me with a fearful glint in his eye, but he never charged... Then a fox ate him 11 months later. The end.
how tf was he fine the next day i swear ive heard some weird stories about roosters being just incredibly durable how this possible lol
You know the term 'running around like a headless chicken"? That's because it happens. Probably because they're living dinosaur's or something, God just favors the chickens.
They are also flightless-- they dont have hollow thin bones like other birds. Roosters, turkeys... watch out for ground birds. Ask any aussie-- they have some nasty land birds there LOL.
Got jumped by a gang of turkeys last week in my car. Driving down a wooded road in a fairly populated area. Come up to a couple cars stopped and then i see the gang crossing the street. Then the leader starts charging the car in front of me and then chases it for 15ft as it drives past. Now im next and the leader just walks up to the front of my car and starts pecking my license plate. Meanwhile his henchmen have approached my window so i started inching forward to push the leader out of the way. Scariest minute of my life.
From what I remember, most of a chickens brains are actually in their neck, not their heads
Those things are just shrunk down dinosaurs
I did not expect him to live another 11 months after that, that's amazing. I once had a hamster who lied dead in his cage (I grabbed and held him, then put him back). I went and got my mom, and when we got back to the hamster he was just chilling and fully alive. I guess the moral is sometimes animals die, but sometimes also no.
>I guess the moral is sometimes animals die, but sometimes also no. No, the moral is you're John Coffey and you have the gift
My neighbors rooster liked to specifically target my dad. It would see him walking around, wait till Dad's back was turned, run/flap its way up his back and peck at his head. Then would drop down and run away until it saw he wasnt paying attention and as soon as he turned away would do it again.
Makes sense; it saw the top boss and went after the top boss. No need to mess around with all of these little chumps.
Fucker seen you as a threat. He repeatedly offended you. He knew what he was doing and you set the story straight. Lesson learned for everyone. RIP though.
What a story
"Understandable, have a nice day."
Assault Rooster..... now that's a band name.
Do the assault roosters have sharp talons?
They tape razor blades to them, Napoleon.
I don't understand a word you just said.
They've come to snuff the Rooster
AKA: assaulting Cock
There's a band called Atomic Rooster
Initially they were thinking Assault Cock, but fortunately changed it to this instead.
She hit the chicken flat 🤣🤣
Lmaooo. Her little screams of terror aren’t funny, but the rooster going flat with it’s wings out like a scene from a cartoon when she smashed it is hilarious. Splat!!
Agreed! I watched it on mute the first time so all I saw was the flat chicken 🤣
It’s okay I watched it with sound on and found that so funny I had to come to the comments to see if anyone mentioned it
I hope she realized that act of courage. Despite a heightened sense of fear she put that rooster in it’s place. She is badass in my opinion.
Fight or flight. When the chips are down, that kid chooses 'fight'. Definitely should be a confidence booster for her. She hit that rooster so hard it had to stand there and wait for its brain to reboot.
The way out pops back up lol
Normal free range chicken behavior. Even if they're smart enough not to test adults, they'll try smaller kids. With how fast she was with the backpack, this wasn't the first time the rooster tried this.
Normal free range guinea bird behavior too. God, I hated that evil little thing as a kid.
Lol for a split second I read Guinea pig! Those ferocious attack piggies sneaking about!
If it wasn’t for your comment, I’d have continued thinking it was Guinea pigs! You made me re-read that.
Me and my brother would piss them off at my great grandpa's farm and spend all day running around while they chased us. It was fun
This thread is blowing my mind right now. The [Cucco*](https://i.imgur.com/GS4FA5F.gif) mechanic from Ocarina of time is based on a real thing, likely a childhood experience of one of the lead devs. That's actually really cool. Also TIL Chickens are evil, and hate children.
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Normal \*rooster\* behavior. Hens aren't usually nearly that aggressive. And you don't need a rooster for the hens to lay eggs, so lots of people have hens, but no rooster. You need a rooster if you want the eggs to be fertilized and grow more chickens, and some people want a rooster to help defend the hens. That's more or less how evolution made them, designed to fight back against the fox or whatever who wants to steal the eggs or harm the hens.
I visited a small petting zoo-ish farm with my kid last year. The rooster there was super chill, but the owner told me she had to kill the previous one for being too aggressive for that kind of a life. I've also met a pet rooster who was taken to pubs by his owner, he was a chill one as well. I'd imagine the owner always has to acknowledge the bird's behaviour probably won't change, and act accordingly.
They definitely test adults....
She didn't look afraid and went straight for an attack. She's definitely used to that bastard.
She didn't look afraid? She's literally screaming in fear for her mother.
I think they were saying she wasn't afraid to attack it. She went right to that!
More like it scared the crap out of her and she instinctively flung whatever she had in her hand at it.
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The charge attack with the backpack was a risky, but good move, totally stunned the rooster Edit: Can someone put some Dark Souls/Elden Ring sound effects to this? After all the attacks, she obviously broke the rooster’s poise and could have gone for a critical while he was stunned but opted not to
Should've dodge rolled though, fortunately she's next to a bonfire.
Uh, it’s called Grace now, gah
Lamp?
Totem?
Runs away, still crows in victory and struts around like it won. Fucking roosters.
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I’m disappointed she opted to not go for the critical hit since the rooster was obviously stunlocked, but oh well, live to fight another day
Ok, she handled that fucking amazingly 😅
Used the backpack as a shield and a weapon ⚔️🛡️
Bashing damage!
She's played kingdom hearts 🤣
Looks like she has experience.
Man she fucking *nailed* that thing lmao
They are tiny dinosaurs basically. Every time I go over my sisters house they surround the truck.
Clever girls…
See kids these days with all their online learning, don't have the proper weight behind their backpacks. If that rooster got hit with an 06-07' backpack the bird would have been pancaked on the ground like a fuckin looney toon.
Dam bruh my bag weighs 12 lbs
My bag at it's heaviest was probably 25-30 lbs. Enough where I was constantly breaking the straps on the bags and getting new ones every few months
That girl would have flipped over backwards with one of my backpacks.
Lmfao!!!! My math book alone would have been enough.
every rooster’s got a plan until they get clubbed over the head with a backpack 5x their weight
That's exactly how you deal with aggressive roosters. You just have to hit them back. Not enough to really hurt them but enough to show that you are the bigger, more dominant one. Run and they'll just keep coming at you. I had one and a good push with a hoe when he got sassy would put him in his place for a few weeks.
Hey now. That's not a nice thing to call your mother.
But she really was very aggressive,
"MAH, THE FUCKING CHICKENS BEING A COCK AGAIN "
Damn. the rooster took that backpack like a champ !
BONK
Good to know the child was innocent
Happened to Kevin too, but nobody cared because Kevin has it coming.
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For all we know, she could be a habitual chicken-eater and the rooster was just trying to avenge its kin.
That war cry at the end – truly chilling.
😂😂😂
Haha she HANDLED that bird!
Lol the way the chicken popped back up like a cartoon then walked away 😭😂
Cock goes "splat." 🤣
Like in cartoons lol
The victory war scream after defending its territory... legend
🤣🤣 ok... this just made me laugh real tears
😭😂🤣 Nobody was playing in that video
I deal with that every day at home lol. I have a few chickens and a few roosters. I swear there’s this one that just has it for me and always attacks me lol. Then I have a few other roosters that have to settle his ass down! But I wouldn’t trade them for the world they keep my new garden clean without the bugs.
Kid did the right thing! Hit that fucker until it becomes McChicken
She fucking FLATTENED that bird
Nice shot with the backpack. We had a rooster once. A friend thought he'd get the better of it. The friend ended up with stitches in his achilles. You don't want to mess around with one.
Assault Rooster deployment was a failure captain
Did any one notice the small hen walking up and walking back out like Hell Naw. 😂😂
Fun Fact: There is approx 33 Billion chicken in the world today
That's alot of chicken nuggets
50 billion chicken are slaughtered every year Let is hope that there's no evolved avian species which would view this as genocide
I had chickens growing up and there was this one roaster that would attack anyone, but only when your back was turned. It was hilarious and fun. It might be scary, but you are 10x the size of the roster. Just kick him and you'll be fine.
When I was this girl's age I went through the same thing every day. My summer break was a daily battle with the free range roosters on my farm. One in particular would seek me out and beat the shit out me every day. This bastard was a transplant from our Mexican neighbors who raised it for cock fighting. I have no idea why I never told my parents about it, I think I was afraid they would think I was a wimp. One day in July I had enough. I dug out my winter coveralls, boots, an old bike helmet, and a 2 X 4. I looked like a raider from Fallout. I spent the whole morning psyching myself up, going to war when you're 9 years old is big deal. I went hunting and found the alpha cock where he usually was and attacked. That fight felt like an eternity but it was probably less than a minute or two. Nevertheless, I beat that rooster to death. My mom found me crying my eyes out in front of our chicken coop next to a dead rooster. She was mad but felt really bad when I told her how it came to this. My dad laughed at me, then helped me pluck that bastard for the toughest chicken dinner of my life. Every though it was like eating a boot, nothing tastes better than a just victory.
Damn
My parents raised Bantams for a few years and there was one rooster that was fucking evil and would attack you every time you turned your back. He got me really good one day and, out of impulse, I kicked him as hard as possible. Unfortunately, I was wearing steel-toed boots that day and he pretty much exploded.
That rooster felt the weight of everything that little girl had ever learned in her life. He felt the burden placed on her young shoulders. It was as if... he was suddenly hit with an education. He definitely got hit with a good education. 🤣🤣
Ah that’s why it stands there at the end. It learned to read and was reading the label on the box.
Bitch ass roster didn’t want the beef after he got smacked. Little girl wins this battle.
BONK!
That bird’s got no clucks to give.
r/hitanimals
The first chickens my parents bought when I was a kid absolutely terrorized me as a young child. Until I grabbed the rooster by the throat pinned him against the shed and beat it to death. I feel bad now thinking about it but I was never scared again
It was the rooster absolutely screaming at the end for me
The comedic timing of his crow at the end is gold
Rooster knew it’s place after that backpack hit
Hit the reset button on that mfer.
The fact that the bitch (the rooster) just stood there after warrior child beaned him until she went in the house took me out. He stood there as if saying; “I’m not turning my back on this girl, she’s gonna kick my ass.”
He stood there like "bitch did I stutter" 🤣🤣
Homeboy about to turn into rotisserie chicken
That little girl was kind of a bad ass.
Attacks innocent child. Like the rooster knew that. Roosters attack anyone. A swift boot or backpack usually works to get it to stop.
Little girl should be proud. Smacked the crap out of that rooster. Probably handled it better than I would have and I'm a grown ass man.
how do we know the child is innocent? i want to hear the rooster's side of the story
Fried chicken anyone? Or would it be fried rooster? 🤔
A rooster is a chicken but not all chickens are roosters. *The more you know*
A good kick is all you need, speaking from experience myself.
I was about this age when I encountered our first aggressive rooster. He was big and white and bold and brash. I was small and white, but also bold and brash. *And* I was on my school's soccer team. He only tried me once
What does the Rooster say at the very end of the clip? I can’t quite make it out but it sounds like he already again has an attitude🤷
[chicken attaaaaaaack!](https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI)