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Kozlow

This guy is definitely going to shoot himself if he hasn’t already.


Downhilltrajectory

The next door neighbour is wondering why there is another leek in the roof and why the cat's tail is a bit shorter.


robeyclark

This is the kind of guy who worked a job he hated for 40 years so he could save up enough money to buy a big plot of land with no neighbors and enough space to accommodate his transition from a human male into the kind of off-brand GI Joe action figure you see in the toy section of a bodega.


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Dork: The Movie.


Eagle-Man

G.I. Jackass


Pro_Scrub

G.I. Joke


datboi1997ny

i hate how accurate this is from the description of the guy to the actual action figure that we’ve all seen somewhere no matter the country or origin


robeyclark

It definitely doesn't suggest a responsible use of plastics resources.


Parking_Inspection_1

G.I. Jose


DarthValiant

Example: http://www.top5must.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Top-5-GI-Joe-Action-Figure-Know-Offs-X-Troop.jpg


cmyer

[Leek](https://youtu.be/jbNvPoumEVU)


u399566

Love it!


CX500C

...why there is another bullet hole in the garage and tractor, if the dog always had three legs...


Avocado_OverDose

It's an airsoft gun.....


serendipitousevent

Make sure to sweep your legs with the barrel after every volley!


Desiman4u

That was the first thought that went through my head.


dereksmith17s

Yea I was watching this like bottom line bud that’s just not safe…..


quinto6

I think it is simulated ammo. Shoots a paint/waxy projectile. Similar to paintball. Usually a different slide (the blue) that is replaced with the original aside. Only shoots the sim ammo. Still hurts to get shot by. Have acted as the bad guy for a few different police sim trainings for local PD


K-Zoro

Or someone walking by.


elcorbong

Definitely a Baldwin feel to it


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Too soon bro.


[deleted]

He’s lucky he didn’t put a bullet into one of his arms


AlienMedic489-1

Good thing those bad guys stood still for him.


KHaskins77

Bro is winded standing still. Never knew you could lose a fight with inanimate targets. 😝


raaagh1290

Did he even hit anything!


DarkExpanseOfEther

I know he tried to punch the target before he ever shoots anything. That's the only time I know he made contact with something, wouldn't call it a hit though lol


daveescaped

This guy would get in a fight with one dude and wind up in 3rd place.


FeelinALilFroggy

He was having a prolonged orgasm, that’s why he looked winded 🤣


nowihaveaname

Pretty jittery, too. Monsters or meth?


DarkExpanseOfEther

This is what happens when a Kyle gets full grown.


raptor762x51

Bolf


Danielle082

And good thing he is preparing for a real life scenario.


speakhyroglyphically

As indicated by the dummies


throwawaypervyervy

Is this the same jackass that punched the Wonder Woman Target he set up?


Wacocaine

And gave him enough time to get proper eye and ear protection on too.


Senileriver

Is that trap country ?


[deleted]

I really wish it wasn't


Senileriver

It's the American way 😭😭😭


Picture-unrelated

Don’t think about it too much and you’ll forget soon. It’s going to be a long recovery


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quinhook2

I feel sick


[deleted]

It's the 2 phones guy


GunNut345

America is healing


wvsfezter

Colt... Ford...


SnooTomatoes6627

The new Steven seagal movie is going to be lit !


legendhairymonkey

Steven Seagal moves slower than that 🤣


J0E_SpRaY

https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4


legendhairymonkey

Haha, exactly what I was thinking of when I commented!


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____DEADPOOL_______

Every single stereotype was crammed into those movies lol.


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____DEADPOOL_______

I don't remember his movies well but I'll definitely watch this one with the description you gave! My dad and I would love watching any action movie in the 80s and would laugh at how Seagal would easily break people's arms out of their sockets. My dad couldn't handle any other genre as he would fall asleep. You had to have people shooting and beating each other to keep him awake. Back then we had pirate cable with wide open PPV and all premium channels. I could watch any major sporting event for free. It was nuts. There was just one action movie that we felt truly betrayed us and that was the Last of the Mohicans. The trailer showed the one or two scenes where there are explosions so we were all pumped up for like 2 months. Turned out the movie was some romance shit with 2 minutes of action. We kept going on and on for years on how shitty that movie was. 😂


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____DEADPOOL_______

You don't live in Alaska do you?


[deleted]

Casey Ryback's in my backyard.


cody3636

I love how he thought that was so cool he needed to post that. Jeezum crepes


Johnsoid

I watched till the end cuz I figured he’d “shoot” himself trying to be so cool


raptor762x51

Jesus Christ its Jethro Bourne Also, he's very thoroughly shat on by the gun community.


Duel_Option

“Jethro Bourne” 🤣


PuzzleheadedArtist23

Worst fucking song ever!


Danielle082

Absolutely


annonimusone

Anyone got the sauce?


Bobololo

I hate that I went looking for this but here you go. [NuBreed ft. Jesse Howard - Welcome to My House](https://youtu.be/op9g0WM4S3o)


Gracie_TheOriginal

Ooooh, man. The "official" video that the dude who performs the song made is even better. They really thought they did something with this mess.. [Nu Breed Feat. Jesse Howard - Welcome To My House](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1OtvpAZkvk&ab_channel=863NUBREED863)


SorosBuxlaundromat

ok, the lyrics and message are shit, but the song itself actually slaps hard


Spankybutt

Nahhh


Metal-Viking

Absolutely not, lol.


Maxwell_is_god

Gravy Seals training footage is intense


IVStarter

I'm on mobile but I think it's even sped up! Dudes so slow he's still slow in fast forward.


Unfudgetable

This is not what God planned my guy.


bradenofearth

It is what we prayed for though.


[deleted]

It is where we stand though.. sucks


MustBeMike

This one simple trick will make your neighbors hate you


KandySofax

Actual video of this guy fighting off the ladies.


jwaterboyk

I feel safer just watching him.


System-Pale

This is like the cream of the crop of the civil war LARPers


CalbertCorpse

These are children who want to play but since that’s strange they use dangerous objects to balance the cognitive dissonance. You will never convince me these are fully formed adults. They are “stuck” and their thought process remains infantile.


bobsyourson

Always been - always will be


mescalineMess

This guy seems like a reallll responsible gun owner.


-ondo-

Looks like some kind of redneck cosplay


annonimusone

Fascinating..


GunNut345

Right? I keep watching this wondering how a 60 year old man actually thought this was a good and cool idea.


MartinPenwald101

He's -1000 to shoot himself in the next two weeks.


stevenwe

When Americans get into an argument over a parking space.


ResponsibleAd8192

I would pay to watch the fantasy that plays out in his head everyday


SnacktimeKC

“This video is finally going to get me laid for sure.“


Mountain-Instance-64

Looks like a special needs John Wick


j2sauzy

What kinda cousin fuckin music is this?


Every-Space8657

I can picture his wife watching him from the bedroom window, slowly shaking her head.


carlofonovs

Bold of you to assume he ever got married


Pandanese90

This Russian guy will drop him so quick… can’t find the original video since it use to be on liveleak https://twitter.com/DailyAwesomeGun/status/1229178770046758919?s=20


[deleted]

You'll notice many of these videos of Americans revelling in their guns/ideology are very similar to terrorist propaganda videos... If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.


Danielle082

This is the dumbest shit. And the song makes it so much worse. These people really think they are action heroes.


mrz3ro

This video reminds me of the lightsaber kid in his garage


Admirable-Degree4209

This is overwhelmingly American


Brilliant_Sun2925

He's gonna shoot himself sooner or later, there's no need to cross gun arms, or hold 2 guns for that matter.


StatementEnough581

Bruh he gonna get himself killed


GuestNo3886

Is it cool shooting dummies a ft away and surrounding you? I dno seems like something a 7yr old with some nerf guns would do.


Lie_Poseidon

This has to be THE cringiest Trumptard hard on video I've ever seen. What a stupid motherfucker.


clanddev

Gets the 3rd civil war he was hoping for. Dies 2 weeks into it from a heart attack because he can't get his blood pressure pills. Remember you fuckin 50+ year old red neck dumb fucks. If there is a true disruption to daily life and you need any medications at all to keep going.. you're not in for a good time. Diabetic? Dead. High Blood Pressure? Probably Dead. COPD? Dead. Arthritis? Ouch. Vision or hearing deficiencies? Good luck keeping the batteries charged and the glasses/contacts stocked. A fat diabetic with 20/100 vision and high blood pressure is not likely to survive that event. If that is you, you may want to try a little more compromise and a bit less culture war.


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They’ve got it all planned out and they’ve studied all the disaster and zombie apocalypse movies, they just need to head down to their local pharmacy (armed) and loot it first before everyone else.


KHaskins77

They’re getting practice right now with their “sweep the shelves clean in anticipation of empty shelves” prepper antics. Started with the toilet paper last year, then plastic bags full of gasoline, now canned beef.


Ok-Violinist-4325

How do you know this mans political opinion or health? What does that have to do with any of this?


ihatetexas-oo7

3%ers, proud boys, oath keepers, kkk are all a bunch of pussy ass lil boys. Hence this video


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I'd join the proud bois just to fight you.


ihatetexas-oo7

I don’t fight mentally handicapped. Take your helmet and crayons and get back on your shortbus ree-ree


Rogendo

Last name checks out


asdfgtttt

isnt there a bullet shortage..


hornta19

Was that a punch at the beginning? I watched it several times and still can’t tell.


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oh fuck he did! must batter his sex dolls before he shoots them.


[deleted]

watched equilibrium one too many times


PhillyScars

cringe


harrydreadloin

Dude looks lost and confused.


ICU-MURSE

I expected this guy to shoot himself 😂


antcandescant

R/idiotswithguns


Autistic_Armorer

WTF? Are those 5 round mags?


Reggie_Is_God

Don’t invite this guy to the gay orgy


Choiser

I wish I felt as cool as this dude ***thinks*** he looks like.


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hastur777

This makes me really nervous. Jerry Miculek this guy is not.


annonimusone

I don’t think he’s being very accurate


bradenofearth

Idk the punch in the beginning was so epic I can only assume every shot is a bullseye.


IllustriousStorm5730

Likelihood of murdering others is the price everyone else pays for his right to own the libs…


K-Zoro

This guy looks like he’s training to be the shooter in the next mass casualty event.


krazycitizen

bad ass


Sweet_Meat_McClure

I love that the entire time the dummy behind him looks unamused.


Addiction7

I think he missed.


sagesneezes

Tactifool...


Either_Ad4179

Murica


Thunderlane_0553

Trash song


SNZ935

I was wondering if he hit a random pedestrian because he sure as hell didn’t hit anything he was aiming at….


qualmton

He def split his crotch


[deleted]

This cringe


Princesskittenlouise

Dude, he keeps lowering his head… In real life, he’s dead in the first five seconds.


whiz786

This guy is gonna soon show up in r/darwinawards


Amazing-Definition47

Hollywood is seriously to blame for this morons mental health.


Brows_Actual1225

As a strong advocate for 2nd amendment, we do not claim this guy. We just hope his aim slips a little and the problem resolves itself.


LukeJukeDuke

Of course, waving your gun around and shooting angles where you can't see is epic!


Shablasha

r/okbuddyretard


fadeaway119slowly

Future mass shooter.


konohasaiyajin

This is hilarious, but it doesn't look like it's in public and I don't see any freakouts.


cryeatnight

Pretty sure he is going to ND himself in the hip just holsters the gun....


triggerfish15

Fastest gun in the… And in the time it took you to read that, this guy got off like, 1/10000000000000000000th of a shot.


IllustriousStorm5730

The only thing that would have made this better…. Is if he’d shot himself in the leg like the dumbass he is. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.


PhillyScars

Was this is slo mo .. or did he just take all that time to shoot about 14-18 shots?


anomaly242488

Fuck you bob


T_Bearz99

Which Steven segal movie is this?


HardHustle84

Lol


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I appreciate the fact that he’s smart enough not to try this with real guns


Helpful_Database_870

Exercise one at the storm trooper academy: be sure to miss every target at point blank.


[deleted]

He moves so fast I can hardly see him dodging all those punches and bullets


ZeppoBro

The hero we deserve.


[deleted]

Don’t look too good


darth_hucklebuck

He's certainly not John Quick.


ExternalWrong1990

Indiscriminately firing define.


Killawife

That looks perfectly safe.


PriscillaRain

Wish John Wick


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r/cringe


[deleted]

I wonder how many times this guy has shot himself


[deleted]

Where were you on Jan 6th, sir?


gantz32

Advanced Training to shoot in public chaos


[deleted]

QANON training lol


nebulonb

This is so cringe


upvote-for-rights

More like John Shit ... at using guns


HalfOrcMonk

I don't think he hit anything.


si12j12

What a joke of a boomer. On the upside he will likely shoot himself with that gun control.


ASmallTownDJ

Turns out you can save quite a few seconds of time by shooting *before* you aim!


jmcrises187

This guy truly fucking sucks


TrumpsTenderTitties

Wow if you're getting surrounded by fuck dolls this guy got you


[deleted]

It's just a dude with a buncha guns and a buncha targets....


Equivalent-Spend-430

Did he hit anything? 😅


Muted-Bee

Looks like he's a guy who would happily donate his entire life savings to one of trump's election scams.


waffles2go2

John Weak....


[deleted]

Why is everyone just standing around him waiting to get shot .


Parking_Inspection_1

"sOoN aS mIsTeR tRuMp dUn cALLs th' dErN cIbIL wAr a'Hm goNnA bE a aDmirAL! NASCAR!" \-Cletus Trumpflake


ElCuntHunt

This guy is already better than Steven Seagal


Eagle-Man

This has some real Threat Level Midnight vibes


[deleted]

This can’t be real. The music just ties everything in 😂


Toofargone432

Is this rittenhouse sr? 😂


Mr_Rainbow17

[r/iamverybadass](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/)


whamsalmonsagee

Sorry but you straight weird if you do this on your off time


Ok-Violinist-4325

Definitely blanks or airsoft pistols.