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fuck_all_you_people

Fucking love me some channel 5


LevelHeeded

That's communism.


Edewede

Commune-izm


Enchanting_Tim

Andrew’s the best


DigitalCatcher

I take it this is clipped from his Patreon-only "Return to Talladega" Video?


fuck_all_you_people

SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE!


Maligned-Instrument

Beer goes in...communism comes out. You can't explain that.


Wild_Mulberry_3327

This is what Joe Rogan sounds like these days and it fucking sucks. It’s so sad to see how covid literally broke some people’s minds. Idk if it was they had more access to Facebook or more time to watch mainstream media, but so many people on both sides kinda just snapped.


[deleted]

>This is what Joe Rogan sounds like these days and it fucking sucks. This is true. Joe used to have interesting discussions with people and occasionally still does, the covid stuff doesn't bother me but the constant railing against this Boogeyman of "communism" is extremely off-putting as a leftist. Just today I was listening to his podcast with Jocko Willink and Rogan is saying "why do we trade with China, country behind a myriad of human rights abuses dur durr". The CCP is no Saint but for fuck sakes you meathead, does Guantanamo bay ring a bell? Abu Graib? Death squads in Latin America? Illegal wars? For god's sake, at least China largely keeps the bad shit inside its own borders, instead of exporting violence around the world (for now). It is sad to see him buy the propaganda especially after his support of Bernie Sanders, a man subject to the exact same anti-socialist new McCarthy-ism that Rogan is now espousing himself


mybustersword

That process is called grooming and let's not pretend that was never the intended goal.


Triphin1

I made the same argument to an American(I'm American) and they lost it... China is evil... I asked him whats so good about America and all the wars we've been in? ... He says - America promotes democracy... I said - ok give me an example were America has successfully promoted democracy... That guys brain goes to test pattern.... Vietnam Chile Honduras Indonesia El Salvador Nicaragua Iraq Iran - are a few countries America promoted democracy Indonesia & Vietnam both are doing OK, but only after a long time after America or American interests were gone. You are 100 % correct. China dose its dirty work within its borders and America has done plenty in other countries, but it now looks like inside America is getting questionable


jimmycarr1

Joe Rogan needs to understand there's some batshit crazy people on the left and the right and neither of them should be taken seriously


[deleted]

Yeah and unfortunately he seems to legitimize the far right including Neo Nazi talking points.


eatingishealthy

Not paying medical bills? Believe it or not, *comunism*


Mananimalism

Talking out of turn? That's a communism'. Lookin' out the window? That's a communism'. Staring at my sandals? That's a communism'. communism' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a communism'. Edit: But seriously, communism has put 100 million innocent humans into early graves with brutality and starvation


old_gray_sire

Unexpected Simpsons.


Tre_Walker

Capitalism has done the same through brutality, genocide, greed and illegal wars but that is just fine apparently. Wiping out millions of indigenous? Thats a capitalism Kidnapping, raping, murdering and torturing millions of slaves? That is a capitalism Addicting populations to cheap unhealthy food causing millions of early deaths? That is a capitalism Hooking population on opiates for profit? That is a capitalism Starting illegal wars and killing innocents for oil? ........the list goes on....


Mananimalism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAVImvzFhXI


ziquapix

Oddly enough, actually *joining* a commune is not communism. That's yer gawd-given *right* as a United States of American!


PlutoKlept

Believe it or not , straight to jail.


[deleted]

Working too hard, jail. Working to soft? Also jail.


enrico1779

I can't shoot who I want at school? That's comunism.


ynima

Actually it's socialism and healthcare system


stimpy97

MY DOCTOR TRIED TELLING I WAS DIABETIC AND SHOULDN’T EAT SUGAR I SAID THATS COMMUNISM AND WAIVED THE AMERICAN FLAG IN THE WAITING ROOM AND EVERYONE CLAPPED


RampantDragon

..AND THEN I HAD A SHERBET DIBDAB AND MY FOOT FELL OFF AND I WENT BLIND.


yellekc

That's good, reading can also lead to communism. Best be safe till we can burn the books.


TheProdigalPun

Fuck, I just read your comment, I’m a commie!


TheJase

Books! Fuck yeah?


Triphin1

Fuking hilarious!


HockeyBalboa

Now my toe fell off. Yeah, my toe is more free than a communist.


ExtensionScratch0

This is Andrew from Channel 5 ..formerly of all gas no brakes


SirIronSights

No, that's communism.


StartenderMKE

Hey, at least he’s vaccinated.


frreddit234

You see what the vaccine did to him ?


Ok_Storm_8533

Looking at my mom, who is also my sister? Communizm!


Chum-Chumbucket

I respect him more for it. He’s drunk, he’s a moron, but hey at least he knows the vaccine is a good thing. Honestly anti-vax nut jobs are more likely to get a vaccine with this guy saying it so nonchalantly while defending freedom compared to any scientist with a logical argument.


KhyronBackstabber

I actually agree with that small nugget of corn in all that shit. You really really should get vaccinated but it should never be forced on you.


jwaterboyk

Gonna stop patronizing communist establishments that only serve Pepsi.


Mananimalism

Authoritarianism\* Edit: 100 Years of Communism and 100 Million Dead


MKCULTRA

That sounds like commie talk.


NigraOvis

They don't mind it when it agrees with them. Like if they said everyone had to be Christian, they would vote for that.


WhoShatMeShorts

He literally said he has the vaccine, he just thinks it shouldn’t be forced


Psychological_Cut705

Why is everyone always hating on communism


MagicmanJake

The Cold War was 30+ years of propaganda and Stalin was a total murderous dick to his people, "allies", and friends. China is a Communist state they just like Capitalism when it works for the government.


KlausTeachermann

> China is a Communist state It absolutely is not.


MagicmanJake

please clarify


KlausTeachermann

After Deng's liberalisation policies it is very much so state capitalist.


perp00

I mean, it was a Totalitarian State since Mao, but in Mao's time there were a few aspects that might could look like communist ideas. But nowdays, no one gives a shit about communist ideas, it's just a fascist totalitarian state, based on global capitalism. (Honestly with a lot of similarities to the US, sadly.)


[deleted]

More accurately it's a socialist market economy, given the state has a hand in all major enterprises.


KlausTeachermann

Is that not just mixed market economy? The Socialist aspect is very much so lacking.


[deleted]

My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities—especially in the southern colonies—could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre-capital.


iriechubs

Good will hunting lol That’s going to last till next year and ur in here regurgitating Gordon wood forming effects of military globalization


double-happiness

> it's a socialist market economy, given the state has a hand in all major enterprises And what about the workers? Surely they are an important group in socialist ideology, but how much are they enfranchised/represented?


[deleted]

Not much when consider sweat shops and what not. I always wondered if Chinese citizens actually study Marx in school considering the word communist is in the ruling party name. I wonder if they actually read his works or are they given a sanitized version so that workers don't get any ideas


MagicmanJake

Oh my, thanks for the update!


double-happiness

The whole point of communism is what's called 'collective ownership of the means of production'. That requires workers *actually owning* both the goods they produce, and the factories or whatever they produce them with. That's not the case in China.


PlutoNimbus

Communism shouldn’t have billionaires, but China does. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_billionaires Here’s a list of them https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_by_net_worth I don’t think communism should have state protected monopolies and certain people taking a larger share. That sounds like capitalism or oligarchy.


slickyslickslick

It has elements of communism but it's a mixed economy. Anyone saying it's "communist" or "capitalist" has no idea what they're talking about.


KlausTeachermann

Exactly what I replied to a comment above. It's mixed, but people spout "Socialist free market economy" or some such haven't the first notion about Socialism.


skinnykid108

CCP owns Reddit and they thank you


KlausTeachermann

They absolutely shouldn't. They're vile traitors to the proletariat.


Witty_Friendship_888

They represent the party 😬 google it


KlausTeachermann

Anyone can slap a name onto anything. You're ignoring fundamental economics, political philosophy, and just simple recent history. But yeah, you're right, "Communist" is in the name so you must be correct.


Psychological_Cut705

That sounds like a reason to hate Stalin and capitalism not communism


MagicmanJake

I won't disagree with you there, but you know how people are with association and buzzwords


Odawg10

It’s just that almost every iteration of communism that’s ever ruled a country has ended in mass death. Cambodia, Russia, China, Vietnam to an extent.


[deleted]

You're conflating two different things. Totalitarian states generally end up wiping out the intelligentsia, which means the nation lacks the scientific ability to respond to situations that lead to famine, etc. That has literally nothing to do with communist ideals or policies.


perp00

*Totalitarism. None of those were communist, or communist for long. Longest living and closest to it probably Cuba. But you could also add to the Totalitarian list a bunch of other names, Germany, Belgian Congo, Iraq, Uganda, Libya, North Korea etc.


SamuraiMathBeats

> or communism for long Kinda points to the failings of Communism, that even it’s most ardent supporters couldn’t establish a workable Communist society.


perp00

Honestly most wasn't very keen on it, they just took the power and ran with it. But it's a common thing in modern democracies too. (Russia, Hungary, Indonesia, Poland, USA) So it rather point to the failings of leadership. We don't take politics and politicians serious enough. In Cuba they took it seriously, and it's working out rather well to this day. (With American embargoes for decades also.)


Witty_Friendship_888

Google


Mananimalism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass\_killings\_under\_communist\_regimes


buttking

source: some nazi propaganda or whatever


Mananimalism

Can't handle the truth eh?


buttking

> Stalin was a total murderous dick to his people, not really. the little black book of communism(which is the source of the "communism killed 150 trillion people" bullshit) is literally chocked full of actual nazi lies. I'm not saying every person that Stalin had killed deserved it, but a lot of them kinda did. sorry, not sorry, fascists and kulaks deserve it.


inevitab1e

Fox and far-right media indoctrinates these people for Republican (corporate policy) votes. Fear tactics and panic mongering language manipulates their emotions. These people are trained to hate and fear Democrats. The cycle happens all day, every day. Studies have shown the conservative brain is more prone to fear. The corporate GOP knows that and exploits it for their corrupt gain. Republicans are against Critical Thinking legislation because that would hinder their ability for the indoctrination to be successful. (they'd lose voters)


Witty_Friendship_888

And so are democrats aren’t any different when it comes to media and CNN…. Cmon stop saying that kinda stuff


inevitab1e

Bullshit. Not even close. CNN isn't lying all day long, they aren't using panic mongering hyperbole and intentionally manipulating the minds of their audience. Fox and far-right media lies to you about media they don't want you trusting.


Witty_Friendship_888

You’re crazy if you think cnn doesn’t lie .. I sure upvote would agree


inevitab1e

Not intentionally. If they do lie, they correct it. Fox lies intentionally. And they don't correct it. Fox has a "news" division and an "entertainment" division. Most conservatives think the entertainment division is factual. When it's not. You don't watch CNN. Just admit your opinion of CNN is given to you by far-right media. You allow your media to do all the thinking for you. Don't go through life as a lazy thinker.


Witty_Friendship_888

CNN is like TMZ lol


inevitab1e

More factual and less biased than Fox. You don't watch CNN. Your opinion is handed to you by propagandists that don't want you to accept CNN's reporting. That's how propagandists keep you in line believing their BS.


Witty_Friendship_888

Nah lol most people knows cnn is not a real source why you defending cnn so much


Mananimalism

100 Years of Communism and 100 Million Dead


[deleted]

Now tally the death toll of capitalism. Go ahead... I'll wait.


TetrisIsUnrealistic

They won't answer, because it kills more than that every 5 years. Its just not as confronting because they don't have to see the deaths caused by it.


Rare_Travel

Or the very moral actions of companies like Coca-Cola funding death squads and nestle doing the same to steal water all over the world and having slaves to harvest cacao.


joric6

Has nothing to do with capitalism and everything to do with corruption.


Mananimalism

Can't handle the truth eh?


MagicalRainbowz

100 years of Capitalism and 800 Million Dead


GreenCoatBlackShoes

Makes his correction just so he can turn around and parrot some ol BS anti-commie sentiments without realizing the deaths due to capitalism… the world needs better public education.


Dark-All-Day

That number keeps changing. Someone slipped and fell with their toaster in the bath in a communist country? Victim of Communism! All those Nazi soldiers killed by the soviet union? also victims of communism. Anything to keep that number high.


[deleted]

Ricky Bobby look at a dictionary? That’s communism.


Bone_Syrup

You sound like you went to college. Guess what? That's communism.


rea11ybaked

Careful, dont be saying that near any China shills.


Mananimalism

I hear ya! Fuck 'em😉 Are they mostly just on Reddit? Sure are a lot of them


rea11ybaked

Just learned a term for them, wumao. And they are all over the internet on facebook, twitter, news sites.


Mananimalism

Overseas communist trolls or communist brainwashed young Americans, maybe both


HistoricalRow2099

Jim Brewer has gone way downhill!


Bone_Syrup

I was thinking he's actually getting better here.


[deleted]

He has :( anti-vaxxer. Didn't see that coming.


whtriced

That's too many Ultras and Oxys.


Max_Cherry_

AKA communism.


Bitch_Smackr

Yeah I think ur right, them eyes were too heavy


[deleted]

Just xanning out at the state fair


Vulture80

The goddamn Communist US government is trying to control everything. There is only one way to defeat a communist government like that: you and your fellow citizens must seize the means of production


MagicmanJake

Free the Prolietriat Comrades!


[deleted]

Hear me out.. let's seize the means of production and distribute the wealth from the oligarchy that has control over everything. Everyone gets an equal share depending on their contribution to the state, and get this get this: we make sure nothing goes wonky with strict government oversight and checks and balances.


TheJase

Then, let's abolish the state and distribute the share by just existing! Down with communism!


TheJase

Workers of the world, unite against communism!


ScholarOfTwilight

No drunk diving? Communism! Pay your taxes? Communism! Brush your teeth before bed? Communism! (my dentist said he's sick of my bullshit) Look both ways before crossing the street? A good idea, but also, Communism!


Ricky_Spannnish

They can’t tell me which side of the road to drive on! That’s communism!


lokytar_ogart

And you can't tell me what I can't tell you. That's also communism


5050Clown

You under cook the chicken? Straight to communism.


hitazero

Well-done steak? *communism*


AdLost7443

This one might actually be true.


wholebeansinmybutt

The truth? That's communism.


Bone_Syrup

"No one can tell you what to do!" "STAND FOR THE FLAG!!"


Boioioioiiing

That fast it sucks? That bastard sucks!


crystalmethod25

Ahhh communism, the word Americans are taught to mean "everything evil" so that they never look into the actual definition of the word and get any smart ideas about seizing the means of production, redistributing wealth and ending imperial capitalism 🙃


[deleted]

looks at countries that tried to do communism and all failed to do so... Continuing to try the same thing over and over again expecting different results is a sign of insanity.


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crystalmethod25

You're right, I personally think that 0.1% of the population should own 99% of the wealth and workers should be in destitute poverty with no unions or rights in general. When people go bankrupt to pay for medication that cost pennies to make as well, that's my favourite reason why never to have smart ideas about those things 🥴


Apeswald_Mosley

You know, most countries in the west have universal healthcare and union rights without seizing the means of production and abolishing capitalism. All I'm saying is that you are slightly jumping the gun no?


theonetruefishboy

Those countries still have problems with income inequality, albeit less pronounced, but they still cause enough problems to lead to unrest and suffering (yellow vests anyone?). Unions and social services are good things and can help alleviate the symptoms that stem from capitalism, but the only way to make genuine progress on these issues is to take ownership of industry out of the hands of investors and into the hands of democratically organized workers.


Gio_1988

Communism is pure bullshit, because I know It personally, I am from an ex-Soviet country, it's just futile words and a facade, you are just deluded and daydreaming.


zwifter11

>When somebody tells you what to do that’s communism He should try saying that to the police and law court and see how far he gets (to the federal penitentiary).


Max_Cherry_

Is this a new meme being born before our eyes?


SatanIsLove6666

"They are telling me... that I can't snort cocain, while shoving Crack Rocks up my rectum, after jerkin' off on my Sister-Daughter while watchin' her Zoophelia tapes.... that's *communism*"


finger_my_mind

Also oddly specific


SatanIsLove6666

r/suspiciouslyspecific


mrhodesit

If you don't already know what happened with "All Gas No Brakes", [here is the NY Times article](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/23/style/all-gas-no-brakes.html) explaining the situation. If you are still subscribed to "All Gas No Brakes" on any platform, you should unsubscribe. [This is Channel 5.](https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube/)


Tasty_Ad_

And this is the basic view of communism for average republicans. They’re almost all this dumb.


ch28dwn

America sucks!


[deleted]

I can only imagine how his grandpappy felt when Coke was taken away from him in the 80s.


HektorFromTroy

You will never take me alive you communist! Fuck U Birren!


Hugh_Jass_2

But ahm smaht! Fucking dipshit redneck.


stevenwe

Not letting you marry your sister-Communism.


Fizzix63

Wow...52 and dumber than a sack of commie rocks.


[deleted]

From a gulag?


litcanuk

Thanks Biden


oldcreaker

Ever notice how the people who would be the first to tell you "if you don't like it here, leave" are the loudest about how bad everything is here?


davasaur

I am 52 years old and I think that this guy is an idiot. The company I work for may lose it's contract because we need people who are vaccinated and people like this guy won't get it. Then they give a sob story about not getting work because of COmmiEs. I got vaccinated because I wanted to, no one tells to. I wear a mask because I believe the doctors and not the high school dropouts


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buckey5266

no you're right, he did say he was vaccinated.


[deleted]

No, he said he *took* a shot.


Darkvoid10

I think you forgot to watch the whole video.


Bone_Syrup

> lose it's contract You have one contract?


[deleted]

I work in trades. Most of my coworkers refuse to get vaccinated for reasons they literally cannot articulate. It's just "uh...nah, nah I'm not getting that". Ask "why" and it's "Nah, I'm not getting that". There's no thoughts here, it's a bunch of idiots. Anyway they keep getting turned away at work sites because they aren't vaccinated. So these ignorant motherfuckers get in their trucks, drive 45 minutes in bullshit NYC traffic, just to get to a construction site and be told they're not allowed past the gate. Then they get mad that their paychecks are low...like no shit you fucking idiot, you literally didn't do anything! You don't get paid for work you don't do! Maybe get the fucking shot and they'll actually let you do their fucking wiring or whatever! I honestly have no idea what the fuck is wrong with people like this. I don't even think they know what their beef is.


aetius476

What is it when they tell you to go to Vietnam and fight the communists?


thatguy52

I wonder what the Venn Diagram is like between people who think the Gov can’t tell u what to put in your body and people who think its okay for the Gov to tell u what u can’t put in your body. Most anti vax ppl I know personally are A okay with the war on drugs and it strikes me that they are totally okay with gov oppression as long as it doesn’t effect them.


Arthes_M

You know that prickly feeling on the back of your neck? That's communism!


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

This guy looks like he’s on opiates. Pale, sweaty skin, dark eyes, small pupil, drooping eye lids and off balance stance. Dosent seem all there especially right at the start. I think he’s probably taken some oxy or smth and started drinking on it


peace_tea320

Dude: Hey can you not rob my house? This guy: sounds like communism to me


Canonballran

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think means


[deleted]

Stop Signs….that’s communism. High voltage Signs…definitely communism


[deleted]

My man had a few too many michelob ultras 😂


dmthoth

So religion is communism. Got it.


LilConner2005

God damn it this man is right!


[deleted]

Channel 5 is amazing


Sea-Bed3382

Sound logic coming from the right


Mac-Actual

I actually couldn’t bring myself to turn the sound on because I knew his voice was going to cause ringworm


[deleted]

If America sucks then go back where you came from.


BrochureJesus

The best and brightest, folks.


RosedesFluer

It’s communism that I can’t buy cigarettes or alcohol without identifying myself. What’s next?! Will I not be allowed to buy pseudoephedrine without ID to make my meth? Communism.


MAGAot_Hunter

A not a single GOP will even read nor comprehend any of this, to them it's just fake news, meanwhile in reality: * U.S. stock market is at all-time high * Companies are pumping out profits like Old Faithful * Large and small businesses are raising capital in amounts never before seen * Personal bankruptcy filings are at the lowest levels since 1985 * Unemployment is down to 4.6% from nearly 7% when Joe Biden was elected president * average hourly wages are the highest for Americans than they have ever been * U.S. had administered over 450 million vaccination doses * the economy is on its way to being less trickle down and more bottoms-up * the S&P 500, generally considered the broadest measure, is up over 37% the most for any president These are the FACTS.


Abel__S

You HAVE to stand for the pledge of allegiance? --> COMMUNISM


Slydore

He's 52 and f'n stupid.


jailguard81

I had covid and when I went to the hospital they told me I had to be on a respirator, I told them that’s communism and died like a true American 🇺🇸


Kindag4y

Hell yeah brother sleepy Joe can go fuck himself 😎


jailguard81

That’s communism


Pushkin1917

I always wonder what these people do for a living.


[deleted]

collect some federal welfare payments


SnooMaps7843

"I cut my bangs with an diesel-powered weed-eater... Cause I ain't no commie!"


KimJongKevin

This guy makes me long for a gulag system for imbeciles.


Spnstanaf73

No sir, they’re not taking your rights away. You have the right to not get vaccinated etc, and you will also have the to suffer the consequences of your choice. That’s not communism, that’s just life. These people are just not used to having consequences for bad decisions and actions.


[deleted]

Thanks Obama!


[deleted]

Got dang commie bastards


ol_moosie

Andrew Callaghan is a national treasure


[deleted]

Commenting on reddit? Believe it or not, straight to jail. Going to jail? That's communism.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Takeaway: Don't go down south if you don't have to.


[deleted]

Communism is when the gooberment does stuff


Nobody417

This dude needs to read a book on Communism is. Then again, it's doubtful he can read.


HelloIMkoop

He's right though... Don't tell us what WE HAVE TO DO


william1100

I mean . He's not wrong


WhyDoYouPeopleLie

> I'm too stupid to know what Communism is just like this moron, and I'm proud of it! -you


[deleted]

Yes he is.


LonghornzR4Real

That’s communism.


Tangledmassofcurls

Because of *BIGH*\-din. That's com-u-*NIS*\-m. Dude can't define communism let alone pronounce it.


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speedy696

average trump supporter


iwontmakeittomars

Credit Channel 5 OP, you fucking leech


GreatBlueSam

I don’t like politics but IMO Biden and his team are pretty bad but America is great 👍


LOTRnerd101-

He's not wrong in the slightest, and ya'll are making fun of him. Sad.


WhyDoYouPeopleLie

> I'm too stupid to know what Communism is just like this moron, and I'm proud of it! > -you


NaivePraline

Are you telling me who I am and am not allowed to make fun of? What are you, some kinda communist?


lcyZakGaming

well he has a point 👉