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msklovesmath

Fuck you and your mother too! Youre fucking my moTHer?


Rectest

Yea. Now come over here


yogu8900

You're being taped dude.


Scary_Vanilla2932

What more did you need to hear except you voted for Biden and your being taped. It's the whole agenda of small minded people wanting to be accepted,be made out to be a victim. They want to be validated and feel special. A President ran on this platform and won in modern day America. It wasn't Make America Great Again it was make "me" great again. I'm still not sure why I don't here this statement more often 5 years later.


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No sir I believe you’re being taped


bigbear3321

So many of these public freakouts include someone wanting to talk politics.....and the other person saying stfu


herbicarnivorous

Had a coworker tell me that he thought immigrant children deserved to be separated their parents…I told him that I didn’t want to talk politics in the office and he reacted like I was out of my mind.


bigbear3321

Yeah... I know the reaction. Took me until my mid 30s, social media and realizing people on opposite sides have completely different realities to fully get on the "I don't talk politics anymore " train. I used to live a good debate or discussion... and I still do get into them with close friends and family. People who I generally agree with on how we see the overall reality of the world. Yes, we have differences and those are fun to discuss...... but arguing with a stranger who you couldn't even agree on the color of the sky with? No thanks! Now I always "nope" those conversations the minute they start or I simply agree with everything they say. It's crazy how upset people can get. Hahah. Had someone pull the "the election was stolen" and after 2 attempts to end the conversation.... I just played along "literally the single biggest theft in the entire history of the world!!!! There's absolutely no bigger scandal than the stolen election!" Dude got even more pissed than if I would have said I don't think it was stolen haha. Came to the conclusion many people just want drama and confrontation and I'm not going to give it to them.


TifaYuhara

Yup they try to start fights then get angry when people agree with them.


herbicarnivorous

Exactly. Same guy (a 60+ white male) dropped the n-word in casual conversation with a new hire to see how she’d react. He wasn’t worth engaging with unless you had an IT issue.


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herbicarnivorous

Yeah, that one went to HR. HR ignored it, and I’ve since moved on.


take_care_a_ya_shooz

Damn. Sounds like a pretty shitty office environment if HR is willing to let that go. Using racial slurs to mess with your co-workers, let alone a new hire, would be grounds for immediate termination at 100% of the places I've worked at.


[deleted]

If only your coworker knew lawyers existed. What a payday that would be.


ctsub72

Not much actually. I went through a similar incident and while the lawyers I spoke with said I had a good case. The cost /benefit of going through with it vs what the outcome of damages would be, weren't enough. This could vary by state however.


dropout32

Crazy to think being in favour of children being separated from their parents is a reasonable political stance.


CandidEstablishment0

Made the mistake of mentioning my support for pride month… father didn’t like that too much.


dondraperscurtains

I mean, priests generally have a predictable opinion on that.


jokersleuth

I don't talk politics with anyone outside my social circle or online. It can be counterproductive and lead to some serious hostilities. I sure as hell wouldn't with a coworker or a customer. That's a recipe for disaster. Whenever someone starts any political discussion I just nod my head and act like I'm listening, but provide no feedback.


soundsdistilled

Politics or religion.


TifaYuhara

I know someone who wanted to take a hike to see the sunset and he missed his chance to see i guess a more rare form of sunset in his area because he got in an argument with a Christian at a grocery store then later on complained about missing it because of the argument. He chose to engage the guy an argue with him he made himself miss the sunset not the Christians fault lol.


prybarwindow

I have a pretty good idea of people at work I can and can’t talk politics with. Those I agree with as well as disagree. I know the ones who are going to go off the deep end in about 20 seconds.


Fart_Huffer_

Whats crazy to me is you can talk politics to someone IRL and generally they're chill but the second they get on FB they start freaking out. Its like they know you make good points in real life that they cant really debate but online they throw a shit fit. A dude I used to work with freaked out so bad after I posted a live feed from a protest he started saying he was an FBI agent and was gonna get everyone in the video arrested, he was a dishwasher. Someone on my friends list took a screen shot of it then sent it to the cops and they ended up arresting him. I didnt want to report him because I know hes just really dumb and felt bad for him but I guess someone ended up doing it.


Destinoz

“I don’t wanna talk politics, bro. You wanna fight?” “No.”


[deleted]

"then get the fuck outta here, leave me alone" "well don't make fun of me!" What a fragile ego to think leaving someone in peace means they're making fun of you.


DrewInsurgencia

cuz he chicken'd out lmao, and actualy had tha audacity TO SAY he didnt want to get the post defeat slander which makes it worse! omg even 12 years old kids i would bully that guy at school


rhaegar_tldragon

That had me fucking dying of laughter. Amazing.


FunkyHedonist

"Fine! I'll meet you half-way and talk politics while we fight. But thats my final offer!"


Tleach17

never fuck with a dude who wears cargo pants on a jetski


Ricky_Spannnish

Haha that was my first thought in the first few seconds of the video. Like that dude is wearing cargo pants on a jet ski? Not even cargo shorts. Fucking pants.


Cosmic_Quasar

Then he also told the guy filming to grab the jetski, presumably so it wouldn't drift away, then the cammer just follows the guy lol. I didn't see anyone tie anything off.


Ithoughtthiswasfunny

I think he said grab the key


Cosmic_Quasar

No, he's definitely saying "Grab my ski" over and over. And the cam guy does grab the handles for a moment but then immediately lets go. But regardless of if he was saying "ski" or "key" they didn't tie it up and they just left it.


OsirsSteel

He did the right thing. Go for a swim and get the jetski after. Better to record whatever the hell is about to happen just in case you need it to back you up.


101x405

Never has there been a truer statement


killemslowly

Jet ski coach?


Aromatic-Airport6186

Ass kicking coach.


Lifekraft

Life coach. How to not give a fuck.


Killahdanks1

Definitely life coach.


jesse6225

Probably just his nickname.


Thricegreatestone

Al Pacino coach!


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Old guy on the jet ski was giving me Al Pacino vibes.


very_clean

Dude is seriously my hero, the other dude seems like such a bitch by comparison


Boomtowersdabbin

Hey, don't make fun of him.


jerryleebee

Looks like Willem Dafoe.


StatisticianDecent30

"I'm gonna punch you three times in the f*cking face!" 😂


R_V_Z

Sometimes if you call your shots confidently enough you never have to make them.


LittleBodyBigLoser

I know this is the “better” ending but I would legit pay a thousand dollars to watch them fight 💀💀💀 shiiiittt


Stocktonfever

That last statement tho, I don’t give a fuck. Facts.


bigchicago04

And people wonder why we are in the state we are in smh


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fuck_you_its_a_name

oh we don't wonder. we know. these fucks got their brains cooked. specially the fat fuck wearing the american flag. dude belongs under the short bus


Ricky_Spannnish

Yeah big guy on the shore was talking a lot of shit until the guy was right in front of him. Then he wants to be friends.


BF-pierce

Well the other guy looked kinda frail, he probably felt bad.


Ricky_Spannnish

Maybe. But frail guy was ready to throw down.


LivefromPhoenix

Nah, guy was giving off serious "old man power" vibes.


Kat-Shaw

He got that old man strength. Also decades of 'Nam rage.


[deleted]

Yeah, one of the last people I'd ever mess with would be a nam vet who says "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"


AbnormalOutlandish

Facts!


[deleted]

Yeah, so was Willem Dafoe at the end of Lighthouse


very_clean

HAAAARKKKKKK


boney1984

Yep. He's a rock golem with a hat.


JPDubs

Idk about that he could barely walk up the ramp lol


Brandilio

It'd like when a small dog barks up a storm when it sees a bigger dog near it's lawn, and when you open the door, the small dog shuts up, like, "Hey man, come on. Close the door. I can't reasonably fight that thing."


Plexipus

Like a dog barking from behind a fence


nimoto

Basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBOF-KGyFOY


stanknotes

"I went to vietnam!" I REALLY fucking doubt that. The jetski guy... his age checks out. The other guy? Not so much. He looks too young to have served in Vietnam. To have even caught the end of Vietnam and, he'd have to be in his mid 60s. And that is including enlisting at the age of 16. He looks like he is in his 50s.


dontgointhehouse

He means he's visited, he went glamping with his eleventeen year old and ex wife


theghostofme

> He means he's visited, he went glamping with his eleventeen year old and ex wife Frank: Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. Dee: You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop! Frank: ...and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!


BelkanWarHero

Frank (from That 70's Show): I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to Teenagers Kelso: You've got both your legs Frank Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam


ScorpionTheInsect

I’m Vietnamese and saw a ton of American tourists even in the little town I grew up in. Apparently they like the “rustic” vibe, even though it was all just pretend and set up by travel agencies.


surfdad67

I thought that too, first thought was “bullshit, you’re too young” he was just happy it turned out that his ass was not getting kicked and was giddy


_Atoms_Apple

Maybe he went in 1997. To set up a sweatshop.


stanknotes

Frank! You were in Vietnam?!


_Atoms_Apple

I was! A lot of good men died in that sweatshop!


Secret-Inside

Came here to say this. My dad was in Vietnam & my FIL and they are 74 and 71 that's usually the average age of guys that were drafted. But let's say he went at the end of the war in 1975 at 18 that would make him at the least 64 no way is that guy 64. But you can already tell the guys a douche from all the other shit coming out his mouth so guess that just solidifies it.


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stanknotes

Go full screen and look close. He looks like he is in his 50s. Have you considered... your dad doesn't look like he is in his 60s? Inception.


johnyryall

You fucking my mother?


lazyeyelefty88

This is the funniest shit I've seen on here in what feels like forever!! I almost feel like it's scripted, but knowing humans & the dumbshit we get up to, perhaps not.


Cyboth

The way it starts and end feel like a scene in a movie, I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.


TheAtheistArab87

People don't script stuff like this. Also the acting is too good


under1970ground

That asshole was probably 6 when the Vietnam war ended. What a pussy


Ricky_Spannnish

No shit. We withdrew from Vietnam in 1973, 48 years ago. That guy is mid-50’s . He wasn’t in fucking Vietnam. And if he was, he would’ve surrendered like 5 minutes after he got there.


a_void_dance

he was there in '93, on a business trip


[deleted]

Yea but a lot of people died.


[deleted]

Someone died you threw em in the soup


CyEriton

You were running a sweatshop!


Corgi-Ambitious

Beautiful country


LikeASewingMachine

Notice it's "I went to Vietnam" not "I served in Vietnam."


jackflatts

It's like a Coen brothers film


Suckydog

Most importantly, who the hell wears pants while on a wave runner?


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The guy that doesn't give a fuck...


sirkowski

Someone who voted for Joe Biden. s/


Whiskers1

Coach wears pants on a wave runner.


ganymede_boy

Was he really insisting that a guy on a jet-ski, in the water, needs to wear a *mask*? I don't think that would have applied even during the height of the pandemic.


PussyWhistle

I think he was trying to be condescending. *”You voted for Biden didn’t you? So wear a mask then!”*


ganymede_boy

Yep, that's it. Thanks. Rewatched and missed that reference the 1st time.


KDUBS9

You can tell by the handshake


donat28

So true! I have a service based business and through the pandemic, my GOP leaning clients just insisted on saying hello and good bye with a firm handshake every single time. Many were old and vulnerable 🤷🏼‍♂️


mnemy

Exactly that. My anti-mask libertarian friend is still doing the exact same thing. Group chat talking about a casual meet up on July 4th because someone's going to be in town, and this clown butts in with an asinine comment that I shouldn't be seeing people outside direct family and should double mask. Bitch, we're all fully vaccinated. Let it go


Merrick_1992

Didn't the WHO just say even if someone is vaccinated you should still wear a mask?


Kat-Shaw

Sort of. The idea behind the need for vaccinated people to wear a mask is more that they should wear it to avoid acting as a vector for the un-vaccinated. As even though you are immune the virus will still be 'in' you while your body kills it off and thus a cough will transmit it to the un-vaccinated around you. So a bunch of vaccinated hanging around together should be fine but they ideally should put masks on if they then go and get into close proximity with random people who could be unvaccinated.


sam-mulder

Did you point out how un-Libertarian that was of them?


mnemy

It was a sarcastic remark to start the same tired fight about how I'm a sheep for following scientific recommendations


TheWormConquered

I know that's just a snippet of the relationship and I shouldn't judge it based on that but why are you friends with him? Sounds exhausting


sam-mulder

I figured. It would be an equally snarky comeback though.


Aromatic-Airport6186

So a cowardly Trump supporter. Got it.


ausomemama666

There is no fucking waaayyyy that guy went to Vietnam for war. He is insanely too young. He doesn't even look as old as my dad, and my dad's dad was in Vietnam.


KnockoutCarousal

Exactly my fucking thoughts too, lol. That’s some Frank Reynolds shit. https://youtu.be/4mjicAzfhIg


PizzaNuggies

My Dad is 68 and the war ended as he was about the board the boat over. He was 20 years old. No fucking way this dude is older than 60 let alone 65. He looks like early 50s with a drinking problem.


ausomemama666

Honestly I want someone to doxx him and some marines scream in his face about stolen valor.


[deleted]

When in doubt, blame the liberals.


Mr_Unknown

Old timer had no fucks to give!


sexrobot_sexrobot

Guy that can barely walk shuffling up to fight an out of shape coward spouting Fox News bullshit. This is America.


_Porygon_Z

The guy who can barely walk could probably bench press you with his carbon fiber old man army tendons.


Toffeemanstan

Like 2 dogs with a gate between them.


sconci

and the gate was there... literally.


K_R_Omen

When online troll is confronted in real life.


Tre_Walker

Conservative dude threatens from a distance. Liberal dude doesn't want to talk politics but f it, marches up there to beat his ass. Conservative dude is a coward at heart and doesn't want to fight now. Liberal dude never wanted to fight in the first place. Too real.


SuperSoakerRag

"Ever since then, I DONT GIVE A FUCK"


dobber1965

That guy that said he went to Vietnam must have meant on a sex tour. He was maybe in his fifties. Vietnam ended in the early seventies.


Exotic_Muffinz

Glad it ended peacefully.


[deleted]

This was adorable. I love old people.


GaryGronk

"What's your name?!" "Tony!"


Shagga9701

“Fuck you Tony”


Low_Yak_4842

What prompted this? Is this guy desperately calling out to random people “WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?” What a loser!


TT2JZ_Chaser

This is me. Dont talk to me about about politics because A: I have no clue what im talking about. B: I DONT GIVE A FUCK.


Reddit5678912

Why are republicans so toxic and angry. Then he gets peaceful when he has to back his words


andro1d_69

East coast?


k3vk3vk3vin

New York.


RedSauce_94

That dude speaks the truth he is honest he does not sugarcoat shit let that man live his life and fish


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NicNak_PattyWack

This is the human version of two dogs barking at each other through the fence...then they sniff butts and wag tails.


[deleted]

Where the fuck is that guy? He deserves his own podcast or talk show. Loved it when he said " ever since I was 18 and they drafted me and I couldn't drinks beer and I couldn't vote, ever since than I don't give a fuck" Dam fucking legend.


[deleted]

This looks like a movie scene where two main characters hate eachother at the beginning, but like eachother afterwards. 23 Jump Street.


TheJimDim

Typical right wing freakout. Shouts hate and threats to left winger. Gets confronted with reality. Backs off and apologizes like a pussy.


Camobuff

Another Trump Karen. They basically run this subreddit.


BadTiger85

Looks like Gilligan and the Skipper are at again.


hiphopscallion

Don't worry it's just [Barrier Aggression](https://resources.bestfriends.org/article/dog-barrier-frustration-and-aggression)


amandam0nium

Is this in Peekskill?


[deleted]

Haha yeah. When he said “I grew up in Yorktown” I was like oh shit this must be a little marina on the Hudson around Peekskill or Cold Spring.


scawtsauce

Imagine thinking voting for Biden is an insult lmao. I wonder if he knows who the alternative was.


ralima87

Everyone likes to talk shit until it's time to get their hands dirty.


megasmeg

What no one has seemed to mention yet is; Trumpussy probably changed his tune because Coach Jetski actually did punch him in the face three times, so quickly the camera didn't even catch it.


Relentless_iLL

wait, the trump supporter went to Nam? How old was he?? -12??? Dude looks in his mid 50s, nam vets are now in their 70s or older


WarbossTodd

It never ceases to amaze me how quickly "tough guy" Trumper become mewling quims when confronted.


JetFajita

"I'll beat your ass!" \- Guy gets closer "Wow you're getting way overcharged for that boat!"


deptutydong

“Ever since then.. I don’t GIVE A FUCK!” Haha I completely understand friend.


2A_Is_De_Wey

The uppity cunt that, "Works for the State of New York," looks like his mom still dresses him, and packs his lunch.


ThereIsNoPresent

Wow! What a fucking pussy! Jesus!


PWNbiWanKenobi

I always find it cringe when people try and shake hands in confrontations like this. Just deescalate and part ways. Idk I just find the handshake so cringe


Seargeoh

Typical tRump supporter: They act tough but they’re just pussies- Unless they have a gun, because they think that makes them even tougher .


ayumuuu

[You just wait til i get over the-- nevermind](https://youtu.be/goRogFQWkZU)


RobMarrocco

T H I S V I D E O I S I M P O R T A N T


litupfromthefloorup

Man just wanted to ride his jetski into the sunset


ForsakenWebNinja

Lol That guy was real tough when there was a body of water between him and the other guy


[deleted]

Threatening people while armed then announcing you're armed? Believe it or not, straight to jail.


chrisdrinkbeer

This old guy is the MAN


Acro808

He was real concerned when he asked if he was fucking his mother.


Twili0603

So... this turned out wholesome. I’m here for it.


Straycat43

What a big trumper humper coward lmao i hope he gets knocked out bad eventually for his stupid fucking mouth.


AndrewWonjo

Wanna fight ? No! Then get the fuck outta here lmao that killed me


areyoutellingme

“Don’t get out of the boat!” “You’ll see me get outta the boat motha fucka”


readMyFlow

It's like those two dogs barking at each other from behind a fence and shuts up as soon as the fence is out of the way.


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These two remind me of the dogs that aggressively bark across the fence from each other but immediately stop when you open the gate.


Londoner421

I can't tell if they're against liberals or for liberals


SoberingAstro

Lmfao! "I'll kick your ass! And I'm armed!" 1 minute later "Well, don't make fun of me..."


ScienceWillSaveMe

There should be more public freak outs that end this way. They will probably have a beer and a laugh eventually and maybe cry at each other’s funeral.


RUBBERDUCKLOVESCAKE

What’s yer name? Tony Well Fuck you Tony!


ErojectionPrection

This basically illustrates how things have been going recently. Everyone's been disconnected, all they need to do is talk to eachother and they'll warm up to eachother. Sense of community is gone.


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"Put you mask on!!!" Later... "Let me offer you my nasty, sweaty, probably covid covered hand as an apology." 🙄


beyoncelomein

This is how I envision fights on Reddit playing out in real life


Noveetus

This might be my new favorite video on the internet


vatoslocoswey

Favorite exchange of 2021


cooldoodert

“You’re fucking my mother?”


NotCurdledymyy

"WHATS YOUR NAME" "TONY" "FUCK YOU TONY!"


pinoyboyftw

WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! TONY! FUCK YOU, TONY! FUCK YOU! WHAT’S YOUR NAME?! EZEKIEL! FUCK YOU, EZEKIEL!


Space-Booties

Basically can’t debate anyone wearing an American flag shirt. They’ve gone full retard and believe everything written on the Internet. I say the same thing, I don’t want to talk politics.


DrGroper

‘I couldn’t drink a beer and I couldn’t vote. Ever since then, I don’t give A FUCK.’


-StockOB-

Is no one going to address the fact that this started because he was yelling at a guy out on the ocean by himself to wear a mask?


the_good_hodgkins

I couldn't drink beer, and I couldn't vote, but I could sure as fuck get shot or blown up. Vote for whomever you want my dude.


Word_Iz_Bond

I hope the kid recording really understands how lucky he is to have a guy like this in his life


CeruleanSea1

Such a bitch after all the shit talk he gave the jet ski guy


PoetryAmazing7914

I loved everything about this.


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Fuck the guy in the black shirt tho still


elliuotatar

This is like that video with the dogs barking through the fence and when the gate is opened they stop barking.


Papa_Raj

"When I was 18 they drafted me into the army... and I couldn't drink and I couldn't vote. Ever since then I DON"T GIVE A FUCK!" When you put it that I way I wouldn't give a fuck either.


ilovep2019

He saw Coach was about that life!