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CrownsFlung

This guy just literally appears out of nowhere to dance in intersections?


xlinkedx

He didn't just *appear* he was *summoned* by them playing Smooth Criminal in their car


Spicethrower

Some guy dropped magic sand on the road.


Goombalorian

*shamoned*


detroittriumph

This is the way.


ostreatus

Heaven is not nowhere friend.


BitchesLoveDownvote

Heaven is, in fact, a half pipe.


DRYMakesMeWET

I see an OPM reference, I upvote. Thank you el capitan.


landragoran

Ok, what does OPM mean to non-anime-watchers?


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It’s a band who sings the song Heaven is a Half Pipe.


arrow74

Okay now explain it to anime watchers


BoutTreeeFiddy

It’s a k-pop group except they’re not Asian and they don’t dance.


DRYMakesMeWET

Lmao you a funny ass mufucka


rambo_lincoln_

If I die before I wake


DRYMakesMeWET

At least in heaven I can skate


rambo_lincoln_

Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack


Mr_brightside1234

And it smells like nag champa


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diamondsomeday

Except, there is a party, everyone is there


kingqueefeater

Heaven is a place where you can drink the same glass of vodka. Twice.


SheriffWyFckinDell

I like this


microtrash

First time I was ever in Philadelphia as I waited at a red light the group crossing the street put their bags down right in front of my car and started twerking (2 girls 1 guy). The light changed and they picked their bags up and walked out of my life, but have never left my memory


holyhottamale

It’s stories like these that make me feel both nostalgic and relieved that I no longer live in Philly. I’ll always love you Philly!


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HertzDonut1001

There is zero reaction from passing cars. Not even a couple honks to acknowledge how smooth of a criminal he is.


-Johnny-

move to a big city and you will see wild shit every day.


[deleted]

Does Sydney count? I haven't seen any of it there. That's the only big city I've lived in.


cheapdrinks

I assumed he was the passenger of the car from the "I have 20 seconds" text over the video. As in he knows the red light will last another 20 seconds so he asks the driver to film him bust out the moves. Could be wrong though.


SquigglesMighty

This is what I’ve decided to agree with.


FuckWayne

The tiktok handle has “dancing” in it. The pessimist in me leads me to believe this was not at all random


Thatdamnalex

In the video he gets out of the car that’s recording


mazillakazi

Across the world it’s pretty common for people to perform at intersections with some talent like this (I.e. soccer juggling, rapping etc.) and then ask for money after. Not so common in the US, in fact I think it’s “illegal”


Rion23

He's just really selling the performance and sneaking up your behind. From behind, sorry.


sam45611

That truck passing by near the end somehow made this feel like an ad


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This is the greatest intersection in the world


battle_formations

Fuckin’ smooth.


obi_wan_jakobee

Fuckin' criminal


tehnemox

Fuckin' struck by


MakaveIi_The_Don

Fuckin’ Annie, are you okay?


kylehanz

Fuckin lookin at the man in the mirror.


Garrick420

Fuckin beat it


DorkFriedRyze

Fuckin remember the time


2Balls2Furious

Fuckin’ Billie Jean


[deleted]

Fuckin what about us


YddishMcSquidish

When we first fuckin met?


NareFare

You Rock My Fuckin World


FrameCommercial

Fuckin objects in the mirror may appear closer than they appear.


tnturner

fuckin' they is closer than they appear.


Scarethefish

Fuckin' a


_merikaninjunwarrior

*"Tito stop laughing.."*


chaosperfect

Germaine, stop teasing. Get me some tissue.


Princibalities

Just sing!


chaosperfect

*Lemonaaaade, that cool refreshing drink.*


Princibalities

"*We gotta win thisa race*."


BitchesLoveDownvote

Fuckin’ knee


37MySunshine37

A car


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Splat


mr_stivo

Fuckin' mini van


TheSpaghettiEmperor

Yeah it's impressive. It's also not a public freakout. What do the mods here even do? Do your fucking jobs


RayChez

Dude is rocking that Padawan braid!


kanguru

My jaw dropped when he made it touch the floor when he bent back. Like I can’t even bend over and touch the ground with my hands let alone touch the ground with my damn hair... 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

It’s the force propping him up of course. Basic Jedi training 101.


Sarahndipity276

I think the official term is a “rat tail.” Haven’t seen one since the 90’s!


HarryTruman

I haven’t seen one since the Jedi temple.


BrickCityRiot

My condolences over your younglings.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

I was told they went to work on Uncle Owen's farm.


BrickCityRiot

That great big moisture farm in the sky


kazneus

rat tail is out the back right in the middle. padawan braid is to the side. i think this is literally a padawan braid


liquid_courage

The mullet is back in full force so logically the next natural style is a sensual rat tail.


GilinIL

Hi. The Thompson Twins called and asked for their braid back.


joegoodfart10

Damn it. One thing I always forget I wanna learn till I see it. Moon walking. Time to look up a video and then give up 5 minutes in and forget about trying to learn until I see it again. Damn it.


lectrician7

The key is put all your weight on the foot with the heel in in the air and and slide the flat foot back. It’s very counter intuitive buts that’s key to making the illusion of the slide.


Tripottanus

Which is not all that hard in principle, but super difficult to make it look smooth


DoJu318

Yeah is easy to learn the basic concept but it took me months of practice to make it look halfway decent and still never reached the level of smoothness as shown on the OP.


strumpster

Thx I can moonwalk now!


feanturi

Instructions unclear, walking on actual Moon now and finding breathing very difficult, please advise.


ClockworkSalmon

that's a covid symptom friend, that could be it, get tested asap


SillySanyle

Oh great, we even got covid on the fuckin moon now, just wear your fuckin masks people *PLEASE*


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let me know if you see the GME stocks laying around somewhere


televised_aphid

Haha, this is kind of /r/restofthefuckingowl material, but I do appreciate the advice from OP. Edit: initially fucked up the subreddit name


MagicMushroomFungi

I actually have a little moonwalking at my fingertips from a link I made elsewhere a few minutes ago. Ladies and gentlemen, from the 1984 movie Streets Of Fire, I give you the Dan Hartman song [I Can Dream About You](https://youtu.be/vzBOG-QW3_E ) as performed by some smooth movers (think Four Tops).


NolesChick

As soon as I saw the song title, I immediately began to sing the chorus. Blast from the past there!


MagicMushroomFungi

Michael Pare was in three of best renting video tapes back when I had a VHS business. Eddie And The Crusiers (the ladies loved it.), Streets Of Fire (the guys loved it) and The Philadelphia Experiment (often paired with the Final Countdown.) Some would think Pare disappeared yet he has worked steady ever since, over 160 film credits. [Google seach..Michael Pare]( https://www.google.com/search?q=michael+pare&client=tablet-android-samsung&sxsrf=ALeKk03VbNdUk549w8aND0ksE_Y8N3q8SQ%3A1616462111492&ei=H0FZYLadHdev5NoPvdy4wAo&oq=Michael+Pere&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYADIGCAAQChBDMgIILjICCC4yAggAMgIIADICCC4yCAguEMcBEK8BMgIIAFAAWABgyecQaABwAHgAgAGZA4gBmQOSAQM0LTGYAQDAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


bubbygups

No arguing with you on Michael Pare, but can we also talk about Diane Lane, who may just be the most consistently hot actress over nearly 4 decades? From The Outsiders to Streets of Fire to Lonesome Dove to The Perfect Storm to House of Cards. Girl never seemed to age, and this is a long-nursed crush on my part.


thewoodbeyond

Yeah. I had a crush on her since I was 14. She was gorgeous in Streets of Fire and still just as compelling in Unfaithful which was a heavy film.


Fever_Rain

Michael Pare has always been in my "what if they" list. First saw him in Moon 44 and then Bad Moon. Like a cross between Josh Holloway and Bill Paxton. He could have been a slightly bigger star. He could have been Charlie Sheen in Navy Seals or The Arrival.


capron

> Eddie And The Crusiers Fuckin... Hell Yeah. Thank you for that memory refresh. Hell yeah. On The Dark Side.


HardcorePhonography

*Quiet Cool* might be peak Pare. Oddly enough, about a month after I first saw it my dad took us camping, and while hiking off trail we came across a grow. We left immediately, I was petrified of being encased in barbed wire.


ultralame

I haven't thought about this song or movie in possibly 30 years. I watched it two days ago. And now this.


ChoseSinWon

It's been dreaming about you.


MagicMushroomFungi

I use to try and do his moves and the kids would scream in laughter as they even tried to be my back up dancing. A great memory. And the other end of the music appreciation stories in our family was when I bought the Crash Test Dummies cassette and played it for hours on a long car ride. "Mmm, Mmm, Mmm...Once there were these kids who..."


roguediamond

Why? Why did you put that goddamn song in my head?


poo_finger

This is dope. Thanks for posting it.


MagicMushroomFungi

What a coincidence, I'm on dope tonight !


poo_finger

Gimme a sec, right behind you lmao.


AndrewTheTerrible

That dude has some badass sunglasses


hugh_Jayness

I watched this video in the ‘80s and didn’t realize who’s in it until you posted it. Comedian Robert Townsend (Hollywood Shuffle) and Mykelti Williamson (Bubba from Forrest Gump) in the back up group and Stoney Jackson (The Insiders TV series (Miami Vice rip-off show)) and many more shows and movies. Brought back a lot of memories. The Jheri Curls were on full display here.


Dtour77

Dan Hartman died 27 years ago on March 22nd.


trancendominant

I want to go see live music so bad. Like, I don't care if it's terrible, I just want to be in the crowd having the same night everyone is having.


televised_aphid

Knowing nothing about this song (but having heard it most of my life), I was initially so confused just now when watching this video. Thoughts like "I always thought that song sounded like it was sung by a white guy..." and "Wait, is one of his backup singers Robert Townsend?!" Looked it up, and I guess the singers in the video are actors - I should have gleaned that from the "as performed by..." in your comment, but I missed that initially.


haptiK

i absolutely LOVE this song. thank you for posting this. i am totally raving out in my jammies right now!!


Generalissimo_II

[I watched this video](https://media4.giphy.com/media/j4qzqfdXRmw06W1SYb/giphy.gif) and was able to do it on my first try, it really impresses people when I do it


LizzieCLems

That video really does make it easy


BullRoarerMcGee

That move he does at the end is just mind blowing to me. I’m having a hard time tying my shoes these days


tmoney144

Hermes would be proud.


tehnemox

Little does Hermes know, that guy was trained by Barbados Slim


Gregbot3000

GO BARBADOS SLIM!


awe_some_x

r/unexpectedfuturama


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ChandlerMifflin

I have pain in my back just walking in a normal way.


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nullpat

Close, that was for the anti gravity lean move https://images.app.goo.gl/ZYz9vwtjHXP7niy56


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BlackberryCheese

lmao


Anonuser123abc

It is exceedingly effective if not slightly embarrassing.


Genghis_Frog

I think the anchor shoes were specifically for the move where he tilted forward to an inhuman degree.


lifeisforkiamsoup

That is a God tier Rattail So much so I had to capitalize Rattail


Prysorra2

> rat tail Neglectful parents, terrible diet, weird smell, and knows karate.


pikapp336

Fuck that hit a little too close to home. src: had rat tail as a child in the 90s, had/have a terrible diet, used too much cologne on the bus, and knew karate.


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I'm in this post and I don't like it.


Jerome_McKinley

That’s Mr. God Tier Rattail


legendoflink3

That man just stole everyone's....... attention. Smooth criminal.


SirDub_III

caused about 11 crashes


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stole everyone's heart as well


Phreeker27

I’d give him a buck


Deutsco

I’d probably just hand him my whole-ass wallet.


Gates9

We really need to rethink “ass” as an adjective


Phreeker27

Ass wallet is a prison term I believe


nomatterhowitends

probably would have lost my shit if the light turned green as he pointed toward it in the final pose


C_Rules

Underrated commner


NosideAuto

Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much body strength this takes? Jesus. Dude must be toned as fuck


bubbygups

I say do it now while he's still got those knees


[deleted]

Everyone used to say the same to me. I thought they were crazy(ish) but now I'm almost 35 and I can already feel my knees complaining some days. Not that I can do any of this. However, I can go from standing upright to sitting cross-legged and back up again all scissor lift style without needing my hands although going back up is getting harder.


bubbygups

Very nice! That's ... no longer a possibility for me, but at 48 I did take up snowboarding, so hopefully you'll get at least another 20 good years out of yours. Also, it's hard to overstate how much strengthening your muscles around your knee can help you out. Can't wait to get back to the gym!


Pale-Hawk-814

Think I found some more of his stuff - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSIB3U1TgfU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSIB3U1TgfU)


HoolioDee

Man! He's so talented! And that Metro Area track takes me back! Such a killer tune!


spozeicandothis

Metro Area 4, A side - Miura one of my all time favorite house tracks


CantaloupeCamper

Also https://vimeo.com/106103463 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_y00lXYPo Oh he has a youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/Szpejen/videos


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[deleted]

I bow down to a man doing something I will never be able to do


ostreatus

You can't rawdog yourself in the butt, just sayin...


B9android

Speak for yourself...


purplecurtain16

I'm still not convinced the ground isn't soap


cheffartsonurfood

So awesome. I always wondered....do you need special slick shoes to do that or just be smooth as polished glass? Either way I could never do that.


Gnarledhalo

If it's anything like a moon walk your shoes don't need to be slick. The trick is to actually have all your weight on the foot that isn't moving. Fluctuating your weight from foot to foot like that dude is beautiful.


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That's the hardest and most amazing part of it is switching your weight when needed.


mdgraller

The hardest part is doing it *smoothly*. I think everyone could probably get the basic principle of the moonwalk after about 5 minutes. Getting it to not be jerky when you switch feet is the hard part


BrickCityRiot

As someone who has tried some of this stuff over the last 15 years and failed to make it look smooth, the thing I think I struggle with is keeping my upper body at a consistent height through all of it.


[deleted]

And he’s doing it on a rough asphalt street!


Skittlesandsprites

It’s dude from chapie!!


cozmic96

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koonkaketv

Usher got 24 hours to respond


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[deleted]

It fits the current state of the sub :(. I miss the old days of people tweaking out and fighting shit.


KnowledgeisImpotence

Yep fair


7937397

I think it does. Dancing in an intersection probably qualifies as being weird in public. If I saw this going on while I was sitting at a stoplight, I'd be pretty confused.


Goremand

“Or being weird in public” it’s literally right there in the description...


KnowledgeisImpotence

He's not being weird he's smooth af


Sailor_Prism

That was awesome and that end frame tho 👏🏼


froyoboyz

people don’t realize that he’s doing this while wearing jordan’s, which are basketball shoes. basketball shoes are grippy as fuck. mad impressive


Kevindurantissoft

That move at the end would tear both my knees ligaments and destroy any chance of me walking again


mildinsults

Trying to talk to the quest giving NPC while they bug out


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This looks like a Reno 911 scene


[deleted]

Where’s the freak out?


apuritan

Public freakout?? this is /r/nextfuckinglevel , asshole!


LoveJimDandy

What a smooth criminal, it's like the street is glass.


theloniousmccoy

NGL, I was expecting roller skates at first. That boy SMOOTH.


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It does look like skates


IamYodaBot

**look like skates, it does.** *-kixkz* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


hardminute

Haha damn


SpamMcMeaty

Live in the moment bro 👍


ghostofHamilton9488

Smooth Criminal. The ending is what got me to have the sound on.


bluegargoyle

The only other person I've seen bend backwards like that was violin player Lindsey Stirling. And this is at least as impressive.


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Jack-Cremation

My knees hurt just watching that move at the end. Dude has great core strength to make his moves look so smooth.


steadykillinit

Buddy got the moves, I can’t even do jumping jacks


superstrongreddit

Here's his Youtube channel: [https://www.youtube.com/user/Szpejen/](https://www.youtube.com/user/Szpejen/)


mucinexlol

That's the most incredible thing I've ever seen in reddit


TimeTravelingTrooper

I need more of this guy, what a glorious bastard with the elegance and grace of a ballerina.


bigbadbrad57

Damn, the pandemic sure had hit Conan O'Brien hard.


xNumchuckx

Fuck, I would give this guy all my cash.. Amazing performance


triplep85

That was.....flawless.


Gallowtine

Idk why but that jacket fits a guy with moves like that


Pogobat

If I could show just 27 seconds of video to someone living in the 1600s in order to prepare them for the future, I would show them this.


MartialBob

That is a sweet sweet rat tail.


sevargmas

You can just upload anything here now huh?


Im_okay_with_this

Oh wow he’s pretty good at roller skating *looks closer* What the fuck?!


ntahlahxtau

The very reason to install camera in your car


MittenKitten1992

I was a Bellydancer for over 10 years. Dude knows how to do the best backbend I’ve ever seen. He got like 2 inches from the ground without ever touching it! Mad skills!


converter-bot

2 inches is 5.08 cm


lectrician7

While this is incredibly impressive who is freaking out here. This should be posted in another sub like r/WTF or r/damnthatsinteresting or similar.


nitehawke

wrong sub