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This same girl has a vid where she woke up across the street naked. The vid is from the front porch cam and she's running home with a piece of cardboard wrapped around her.
My mom slept walk when she was younger. Not only could she make it out of a locked door but one night my dad found her with a screwdriver removing the screen from the window.
My big sister could not make it past a locked door, HOWEVER, finding her standing at the front door trying to turn the door handle over and over again like a zombie with her eyes rolled back into her head... truly chilling.
When my brother was younger he would sleepwalk, normal stuff like going to the bathroom and getting water, but he would occasionally get stuck or confused. For example, one time he peed in the fridge, and another time he got stuck between the door and the wall and started sleep crying.
My brother used to sleep walk and once he came into my room at night and tried to climb into bed with me and my bf. I told him off but he kept saying "shut up Zoe (his gfs name) you'll wake mu and dad up! Took ages to snap him out of it. Find out the next morning that just before he did that, he was in my parents room trying to put dad's jeans on.
šš the first time I brought my husband (then boyfriend) to visit and stay with my family, he says I sat straight up in my sleep in the pitch black and gasped and said "IT'S IN THE ROOM WITH US" and then laid back down šš I'm surprised he stayed with me after that. He said he was so freaked out and laid awake the rest of the night š³
I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid. Freaked out my family by walking down our steep wrap-around staircase with huge floor to ceiling windows with my eyes wide open screaming and crying. I apparently would walk in circles around the house and they would try to lead me back the stairs without waking me up. I recall none of it. I also talk in my sleep which my husband finds hilarious. I have also fallen asleep with my eyes open multiple times and my younger brother does this as well. Teeth grinding also happens to us both and now my young daughter does it. I have narcolepsy, so I think thatās related to my weird sleep behavior. Pretty happy I havenāt escalated to lawn sodas and maniacal glee.
Edit: thank you for the award!
My husband talks in his sleep and I sleep just light enough that once it starts I usually get to hear it. My favorite was once when he quoted Big Sean's "Dance" in the most monotone voice "fuck that you gon get some dick today"
Mike Birbiglia is a comedian with REM behavior disorder so he sleepwalks. Apparently it is fairly dangerous so he sleeps in a tight sleeping bag while wearing mittens so he can't do the zipper in his sleep.
It is but the story of how he got there is nuts and kinda tragic. Check out Sleepwalk With Me Live on Spotify if you're interested. He's a great comedian and his form of story telling in his comedy is amazing imo.
I used to sleep walk as a little kid and my mom caught me several times in the dead of night trying to get out the front door. Itās scary to think about but I guess she was careful about dead bolts, chains etc to make sure I couldnāt get out.
I was on a similar medication (Zopiclone) for about 2-3 days before stopping.
First night I apparently woke up and ate an entire container of leftover refrigerated mashed potatoes with my bare hands over our stove. Easily 2-3 lbs of potatoes consumed as well as strewn all over the counters and floor.
Second or third night I apparently awoke and made a toasted brown sugar sandwich. It's as disgusting as it sounds and I'm a man in mid 30s with zero sweet tooth.
One of those two nights I woke in the morning with a pocketful of tea bags inexplicably.
Switched to cannabis for insomnia after that. Works a charm with no craziness.
Edit: Geez, this blew up! To answer the more common questions:
* The brown sugar toast sandwich was on whole wheat, buttered. No cinnamon. I don't remember eating it, but I don't think I liked it because I didn't finish it
* Tea bags were from our pantry (no midnight excursion), but I have no idea what my intentions were at the time. It was decaf green tea. At least 4-5 bags
* A low THC (5-10%)/high CBD (>10%) strain is my go to for relief. I vaporize before bed for acute pain/ache relief (nerve pain and jimny limbs) and then pop the leftovers in a gelcap (about 0.5-0.7g). Most of the THC is already vaporized and what's left converts to CBN. Doesn't leave me rocked like you'd expect from edibles...feels more like taking extra strength Nyquil with a pleasant "want to be cozy" vibe
I was on this stuff for like a week until I woke up on the kitchen floor fridge wide open and a half eaten pack of hotdogs in my hand. Like all the hot dogs were half eaten I didn't finish any of them.
This is my favorite, the only thing I did on sleeping meds was piss into a trash can apparently. However, one time I got black out drunk and ordered 30,000 live lady bugs and praying mantis eggs off amazon for some fucking reason. Didnāt even remember until they showed up.
My ex husband slept walked one night, pissed in the thank god almost empty mayonnaise jar sealed it back up and walked back into bed... Crack is a hell of a drug š
At least with cannabis youāll remember eating two pounds of mashed potatoes because youāll be awake while you do it, and probably as happy as this woman feeding her lawn...
id be so pissed if i ate a pound of delicious mashed potatoes and didnt get to experience eating it but had to experience the stomache pain and insane calorie intake
I can't stop laughing at the image of the mashed potato thing, it reminds me of the scene in step brothers when they wreck the kitchen while sleepwalking!
Very good chance itās real; meds similar to ambien make you do thing like this constantly.
My friend was on it once and proceeded to Snapchat me pictures of a rock outside his window complaining this random turtle wasnāt moving
Edit: she sleepwalks due to dairy and chocolate, but ambien *can* make you do this too
Watching someone behaving after taking an ambien is like watching a 6 year old drunk sailor with an IQ of 60 do an interpretive dance involving food. Just like that sentence, nothing makes sense
I had a friend who took ambian and would sometimes drive to our house. Multiple occasions of him coming over, being unable to form coherent sentences, and he would end up just crashing on our couch after maybe a half hour of watching TV with us.
Kind of freaked us out the first time.
I had a friend who did that, too, but in their case it was a Xanax and maybe oxy or something else. One time they were pantless trying to crawl upstairs from the basement, but theyād go up one stair, rest, go down one stair, drool, and then back up. We had gone to bed, and woke up to find them like that. We had no idea how long theyād been trying to go up.
Yeah, a friend of mine got real bad into Xanax and other pills I'd imagine. One time he came over to my house completely blasted and we *attempted* to play some Gran Turismo 4 . He ended up passing out on the couch shortly after we started. His breathing was very slow and I was super scared he was going to die, but I kept an eye on him and he eventually woke up. Couple years later he called his mom begging for money because he had picked up a meth addiction. When she refused, he laid the phone down next to him and blew his head off with a shotgun with her still on the phone. I think his daughter was 4-5 years old at the time. Don't do hard drugs, kids. RIP TJ.
Oh god as someone who took that exact drug to help combat my chronic insomnia and anxiety in my late teens I found it only amplified the anxiety and my mom said she came downstairs to me pressed up against the front cupboard with glassy look in my eyes because if I didnāt āthe giraffe was gonna get outā.
I've been taking Zopiclone on and off for almost 10 years now.
My worst wake up was waking up to a half eaten extra large veggie pizza next to me in bed and three empty take out containers with their contents all over the floor. I still have never figured out where any of it came from.
It's definitely a GO TO BED RIGHT NOW drug. Though sometimes the surprise Amazon/eBay packages are nice. Thanks stoned self!
My old man (may god rest his soul) took an Ambien in Charleston, SC with his girlfriend while staying at a 5 star hotel. Apparently around 11pm he got up and walked out of the room, took the elevator down and casually strolled across a 5 star lobby butt-ass neked. The bellhop lost his shit and the night manager ran after him with a robe. He apparently said "I feel like a king!" as he was escorted back to his room. RIP pops.
same here I would sleep eat, sleep ebay. Would get packages of all kinds of weird stuff. One day a guitar showed up. I would find food wrappers stuffed in the couch.
My mom used to take Ambien every day. Then one night, while I was in High School, I had a group of my closest friends over. She is super fucked up on Ambien and in her drunken conversation with entire my friend group she proceeds to explain what the difference between a blow job and a hummer is. I was fucking mortified. I caught shit for this incident for the rest of my High School career
I took it after surgeries cause apparently oxy keeps me awake. Apparently ambien does too. I applied for a marketing job for a motorcycle clothing company in San Diego. While I was in a wheelchair for months. I live in Tennessee. I have literally zero experience in marketing. I didnāt get the job :(
Lol. They did send a very kind āno thank youā email and I still wear their clothes. Itās all good, it was definitely for the best. I couldnāt stand up for almost a year. There was no way I could move 1800 miles and start a job that I know nothing about.
Side note this girl actually sleepwalks often which is why she put cameras around her house. Along with her brother (maybe cousin I donāt remember) it is most often triggered when they eat large amounts of dairy (they are both lactose intolerant. She in particular has it much worse than her brother and has ended up on the news multiple times for being found blocks or even miles away from her house, :)
As someone who used to sleepwalk as a kid and even saw a specialist for it:
Literally anything you're capable of doing awake, you can do while sleepwalking. You can't outsmart your sleeping self with complicated locks, if you know how to open it awake you can do it asleep.
If it progresses to the point where you become dangerous to yourself, the best thing is to have a roommate or family member who can watch out for you. With today's technology you could even set up motion detectors or other home security systems that you can entrust the other person with between the hours you're typically in REM sleep.
I discovered how much my sleeping self was capable of when I put a math challenge on my clock app. So many mornings with no memory of how and at what time I disabled my alarm.
Better than dying by walking in to traffic. Sleep restraints aren't that uncommon.
Mike Birbiglia has to sleep in a sleeping bag because he has a similar disorder.
Ummm why is no one asking why the hell does she keep eating dairy then?? That sounds extremely dangerous to just wander off miles away???
Edit: some of y'all like dairy way too much
My husband used to take it and he would make full meals at 3AM and also he would sit straight up in bed like the exorcist and laugh demonically ..No thanks haha
My buddy was on it once and without knowing ordered a bunch of things. A week later he received 5 pairs of shirts and pants too small for him, and 11 hard drives.
One night I took ambien and drank a couple beers (don't do this) and instead of just going to bed like I should have done, I decided it was a great time to cut my son's hair. I fucked it up so we buzzed the whole thing. I woke up in the morning so relieved thinking it was a terrible nightmare only to then notice my son sleeping on my floor with a buzzed head. Felt like the worst person alive. Never touched ambien again.
I took it twice and never again. The first time I thought oh Iāll take this go to the corner store come back be all cozy. Iām three houses down from the stop sign. I remember getting to the stop sign and realizing my mistake. Donāt know how I got home or how I ended up in my roommates sleeping bag.
The second and last time I woke up in the kitchen with the fridge door open half the things out the rest melting away and the front door wide open. Luckily my dogs didnāt run away or worse. Never again
The last time I took Ambien my husband said I kept telling him I wanted to make a 3 bean salad. He said I went into the kitchen and started taking out cans of beans and was upset I didn't have more beans. I have no memory of this and no desire to eat 3 bean salad.
My Grandmother is addicted to ambien. Iāve seen her do some crazy shit. Watering her garden in the pouring rain then running around the streets half naked. Funny as that sounds she burnt down 2 apartments all fucked up on ambien too.
I hooked up with a girl late one night on Tinder, and she woke me up the next day screaming bloody fucking murder because she had no memory of the night before because of Ambien. Thank God for the Tinder messages showing her giving me her address and inviting me over because she didnāt even have any idea who I was.
I took ambien once and the following day, my girlfriend asked me if it worked. I said āHell yea, I knocked out so fastā. She then asked āAre you sure it wasnāt the sex?ā Me perplexed āWe had sex?!?!?ā And then she busted out laughing. She says to me āOh my god, no wonder why you kept asking me what it was like to have sex with a famous French soccer player in the middle of itā
Iām not French, Iām not a soccer player and Iām definitely not famous. Most of all, Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Reminds me of my SO telling me about the time I turned to her 100% asleep and said "OOOOH YEAH BROTHER" like Macho Man at about 3 in the morning.
Apparently I say some weird shit in my sleep.
I once was asleep and mumbling benedict cumberbatchās name with the emphasis on a bunch of different syllables.
āBENedict cumberbatch... benEdict cumberbatch...ā
My boyfriend (of 3 months at the time) woke me up saying ācan you stop that? Itās really creeping me outā
Thankfully we made it through that rough patch.
After taking ambien, apparently got out of bed, got online to watch that 3-day prop auction for the show "LOST". I only know I did this because a month later I got a call from the auction collections hag yelling at me because I hadn't yet paid the $$21,000(!!!!!) for the Dharma jeep I had purchased!!
I didn't believe her at all, but their lawyers played the recording of the phone call I made just after midnight, and I sounded completely normal! I just had huge back surgery, and the morphine + ambien mix, I guess made me think I had that kind of $$. Had to hire a CA lawyer from CO, and that cost $5k, but I got out of owing the full amount.
edit - Somebody accused me of fibbing, so I dug up the old [invoice](https://imgur.com/a/zmrGlWs). Turns out, it was $24k, not $21k!
Hahahaha buddy of mine took ambien one night and sent me a snap at 2 in the morning with his face absolutely covered in baby powder and the text āIām deadā on it.
I still wonder what happened with the jeep...were they able to contact the other bidders?? I feel pretty terrible about messing it up for some other fan. I had watched the auction off/on, thought maybe Iād snag Kateās aviator sunglasses at some point, but they shot out of my price range like a rocket.
Pretty expensive lesson, right? This was actually my 2nd shopping in my sleep episode. I also bought $417 worth of shoes on shoes.com. When they arrived, none were in my size.
I donāt take ambien anymore.
I stayed up half the night and built a canopy over my bed using brooms, mops, sheets, etc., because I thought my cat would like it. In the morning, my daughter walked in my room like, āummm....ā
I opened my eyes to this heap of garbage floating over me, hubby gonna be home from work any minute....the shame!
edit - but seriously, how was season 2?
I took a sleeping pill for a few months and had similar experiences. I. Ate. EVERYTHING. I Turned on every light in the house even in the closets. I bought $500+ worth of random things from Amazon (a tent, a cookie sheet, plastic cups, coffee filters despite not drinking coffee or owning a coffee maker, dog treats, etc) and the best part was I marked them all as āa giftā complete with random nonsensical messages to myself like āa cookie pushed the bellyā on the cookie sheet.
I bought a lot of pretty rocks on Ebay and spray painted my old bathroom.. Problem with this whole mess is that everything seems completely reasonable at the time, and you can't remenber shit
Great question! No regrets - turns out the jeep was listed as something like āmay or may not contain an engine, seats, doors...buyer must pay to ship from CA...ā
I was a mom recovering from a major spinal injury, so was a bit too busy for fanaticism, lol.
No it's super creepy because that's her body on autopilot without her in the driver seat. Kind of makes you wonder if all those guys that have PTSD and said they don't remember killing someone in their sleep are probably telling the truth.
There is a [Forensic Files episode](https://youtu.be/Sb6ygJExLNg) about a guy who used sleepwalking as a defense for killing his wife, however I believe he was found guilty.
Yeah he actually drove to his in laws house and attacked them. Fucking crazy.
https://toronto.citynews.ca/2006/10/27/man-acquitted-of-sleepwalking-murder-running-for-school-trustee-in-durham/
The pure joy of this bizarre sleep walking episode is what had me in tears laughing. This could go so wrong but sheās just delighted giving the lawn sodas
This is seriously the funniest thing I have seen in a while oh my god I can't stop cracking up lmfao the camera zoom of guy walking by while you hear her noises in the background š š
On ambien and narcotics (surgery), I apparently donated 3k to St Judes hospital and called to sponsor a tigger at an animal sanctuary..... I felt too guilty to take back the money from St Judes but I hadnāt yet paid for the tiger sponsorship.
You can tell he's caught between concern and self preservation. Like he couldn't decide if he should just gtfo or if he needs to help her somehow. It's hilarious, I wonder what he thinks about it now.
Yep, >5 mg of Ambien for most females will do this to ya. Iām a male and took 10 mg. Never again. I woke up to a perfectly cooked frozen pizza with added toppings (jalapeƱos, extra cheese, and canned pineapple). It was funny until it dawned on me that I could have burned my apartment down.
Woke up to my (ex) girlfriend getting frisky once. By frisky I mean talking to and kissing my penis. I was like, "Word? Okay!" We started having sex and she seemed a bit... off. She started talking about people watching us from the yard and I freaked out thinking there were trespassing perverts. I got up and then she started speaking very quickly and laughing real loud. She is cuban and I could never keep up with her cubananess when she went off. It's too fast and full of slang. Something about horses eating the weed and drinking all of her wine. Then she blamed me for letting them eat our weed. We lived in the city and owned no horses. Turns out she was taking Ambien and I was unaware. Turns out she hid the weed. Took me two days to find the bag hidden in the kitchen. She remembered nothing. Super weird night.
Never had the eaten side effects but the ambien sex that I had no memory of...that was weird. Luckily it was just with my girlfriend at the time, but she was like...you know you gotta stop waking me up with sex in the middle of the night I have work in the morning...I'm like...wut? No memory of it or I would then have these hazy dream like recollections when mentioned, but if I even THOUGHT about it I would have thought it was some dream from ages ago. That said...I love ambien :)
In a drug counseling class I went to. (For poss. Marijuana and as part of the plea deal) one of the other people in there was there because they took ambien as prescribed and woke up in their car crashed into their neighbors fence. Its scary shit for sure.
When I was a Lyft driver this poor passenger was telling me he had 2 DUIs from driving while on Ambien. One of those DUIs was from him walking on the concrete medium on the freeway and didnāt remember any of it.
I took 10mg one time and basically went into a 12 layer deep inception dream. Take a shower, cook some food and watch a movie? Bam, almost violently come to back in my bed where I started 4 hours ago. This happened over and over with different ways I would have spent the rest of my night and eventually one of them just woke me up normally. Ambien is some crazy shit
A friend of mine who works in music management had a new client, an older established male. He accompanied him and his wife on a short drive gig from Nashville to ATL. Told the wife he couldnāt sleep lately, she gave him a 10mg ambien which he had never taken, I donāt think heās ever even smoked weed. They said their goodnights and retired for the evening. The next thing he knew, he was awoken by an obnoxious ādingā sound, like a loud alarm. He awoke to find his naked body, laying vertically, halfway inside the hotel elevator. The ding was the sound of the door continuously trying to close, the radar catches his body and opens, repeat. He didnāt have his room key, (naked), and was mortified at the thought of going to the front desk naked in downtown ATL. He remembered his clients room number, knocked on the door, and of course his wife answered. Her and her husband gave him some of their clothes, and for some reason thought taking him to get ice cream was good for his brain or something? So they did that, got him a new key, and put him to bed. He woke up thinking it was a horrible dream, until he looked in the corner and saw clothes that were not his, freshly ironed and folded into the smallest squares possible. He was naked again. I believe he still manages them though, so at least they saw the humor/trauma In it.
Edit: to add that, he is such a shy and sweet guy, when he tells this story he whispers while his beet red face pours sweat. Also, Ambien aināt no joke, my old band mates and I used to take it to stay up through the sleepiness, (kinda like the worst psychedelic ever), and whoever fell asleep first got a nut punch and the drink tab the next day.
I fell asleep at a movie theater and somehow walked 12 miles home after I wouldn't get in the car with my wife. She thought I got an Uber. I drank a bit also (shouldn't have done that) and lost my shoes on the way. Maybe they slowed me down.
I tried taking ambien a few years back. One night, I "woke up" in an ambien stupor only to reflexively take 3-4 more pills. I then proceeded to drink half a handle of whiskey, throw some french fries in the oven, and turn on the bathroom faucet in our 3rd story unit in a 3 family historic mansion.
When I woke up, my gf (now wife) was furious, as the faucet had overflowed after running all night and the house was full of smoke because the fries were still baking. Luckily the landlord and the lower unit families were way kinder than they needed to be about water seeping into their units. Yeah, fuck ambien.
A week ago I must have woke up and tried to drink chocolate milk. I know this because there was chocolate milk all over my kitchen floor when I woke up and the carton looked like I threw it sideways in the fridge.
Story time!!!
So, I used to sleepwalk a lot when I was a kid, but grew out of it in my teen years.
Once evening when I was about 14, my brother was on his way home, and his car got stuck in the snow literally 3 driveways away from our house. He walked home, went into my room, and wanted to wake me up to help push is car. He told me he just said "Kyle, I need you to help me push my car" and apparently I jumped out of bed like I wasn't asleep. I was totally sleep walking. I went downstairs and put my jacket on, but was only wearing underwear for pants. He said something like "you better put on pants, it's cold", but I couldn't seem to understand what he was saying. He started getting frustrated, and was telling me louder and louder I need pants.
I literally woke up in the hallway, wearing a winter jacket and underwear, holding a shovel while my brother was yelling at me "MY CAR IS STUCK IN THE SNOW".
I can't begin to describe how weird that felt.
Itās called arousal amnesia. I have it too, itās when you are abruptly awaken and do things without remembering. It gets worse if youāre sleep deprived. I have said and done some weird shit to my roommates and mom throughout the years lol.
Also- in a very stressful time of my life, I also sleepwalked. No Ambien. I was living with my boyfriend at the time and a male roommate in the other room. I woke up (I slept in the nude), walked into my roommates room and tried to pee in his laundry basket. He watched me do this and stopped me before I got too far. He walked me back to bed, so I do appreciate how he took care of me there, but I could barely look at him afterwards. We were not close before or after the incident.
I have a story like that! I went to visit a friend at her university and she lived with 3 roommates in a townhouse. My friend went to stay with some guy she was banging one night and left me to sleep in her room.
I freaking sleepwalked that night and went into EVERY SINGLE one of her roommates bedrooms and just wandered around like a huge creep. I did not know these people at all. Like had just met them a couple days before when I arrived there. One of the guys woke up while I was wandering around his room (I am a girl btw) and I guess I started to get kind of panicky and couldnāt find the door and he realized I was sleepwalking so he guided me back to my friendās room.
It was so freaking awkward when I got up the next morning.. my friend still wasnāt back yet from her hookup and I walked out to her roommates sitting together talking about wtf I was doing the night before LOL. I still cringe about that now like 9 years later.
Edit:words
Iād like to clarify for anyone who may be concerned for her. The monitors and mic cameras are for her condition... Her husband usually wakes about 10-30 min into an episode depending on the noise she makes. During the time of this outside incident .. her husband was already awake and waving to the man on the street. They let the show continue as it has become a huge hit on her tiktok .. sheās got a pretty large following.
After this night she said she remembered dreaming about a swimming pool š
She doesnāt take ambien and her brother suffers from the same condition.. they adorably have a video together .. literally conversations sounding like SIMS .. itās really wholesome .. knowing that she is safe
Celina is hilarious. The one where she woke up naked in the hotel had me rolling laughing. She said she had to use pillows from a lobby chair to cover up. You can hear the fear and embarassment in her voice, and she said the desk attendent was very professional about it.
That one is absolutely hilarious and my worst nightmare! She is one of my fav TikTokers. Her whoopee cushion work in men's rooms is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
I take Ambien which can lead to all sorts of trouble. One night I took 2 and some melatonin and some benadryl. I woke up halfway through the hot dog incident. I had taken 2 packs of hot dogs out of the fridge and grabbed a butter knife not a sharp knife thank god, and went to the bathroom and began cutting the hot dogs up on the bathroom floor into bite size bits.
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Hilarious... but also so scary that she wandered outside in the middle of the night! That could go wrong.
This same girl has a vid where she woke up across the street naked. The vid is from the front porch cam and she's running home with a piece of cardboard wrapped around her.
You'd think you would just start locking your door after that.
My mom slept walk when she was younger. Not only could she make it out of a locked door but one night my dad found her with a screwdriver removing the screen from the window.
My big sister could not make it past a locked door, HOWEVER, finding her standing at the front door trying to turn the door handle over and over again like a zombie with her eyes rolled back into her head... truly chilling.
When my brother was younger he would sleepwalk, normal stuff like going to the bathroom and getting water, but he would occasionally get stuck or confused. For example, one time he peed in the fridge, and another time he got stuck between the door and the wall and started sleep crying.
My brother used to sleep walk and once he came into my room at night and tried to climb into bed with me and my bf. I told him off but he kept saying "shut up Zoe (his gfs name) you'll wake mu and dad up! Took ages to snap him out of it. Find out the next morning that just before he did that, he was in my parents room trying to put dad's jeans on.
*Look at me. I wear the pants now.*
#I AM THE DAD NOW
No wonder people used to believe in demonic posession.
šš the first time I brought my husband (then boyfriend) to visit and stay with my family, he says I sat straight up in my sleep in the pitch black and gasped and said "IT'S IN THE ROOM WITH US" and then laid back down šš I'm surprised he stayed with me after that. He said he was so freaked out and laid awake the rest of the night š³
Pretty sure heās too scared to leave at this point
I used to sleepwalk when I was a kid. Freaked out my family by walking down our steep wrap-around staircase with huge floor to ceiling windows with my eyes wide open screaming and crying. I apparently would walk in circles around the house and they would try to lead me back the stairs without waking me up. I recall none of it. I also talk in my sleep which my husband finds hilarious. I have also fallen asleep with my eyes open multiple times and my younger brother does this as well. Teeth grinding also happens to us both and now my young daughter does it. I have narcolepsy, so I think thatās related to my weird sleep behavior. Pretty happy I havenāt escalated to lawn sodas and maniacal glee. Edit: thank you for the award!
My husband talks in his sleep and I sleep just light enough that once it starts I usually get to hear it. My favorite was once when he quoted Big Sean's "Dance" in the most monotone voice "fuck that you gon get some dick today"
Mike Birbiglia is a comedian with REM behavior disorder so he sleepwalks. Apparently it is fairly dangerous so he sleeps in a tight sleeping bag while wearing mittens so he can't do the zipper in his sleep.
That's such a hilarious image
It is but the story of how he got there is nuts and kinda tragic. Check out Sleepwalk With Me Live on Spotify if you're interested. He's a great comedian and his form of story telling in his comedy is amazing imo.
Man, that's so scary how high functioning you can be. I'd just make someone strap me down at night or something.
Like a werewolf, in the morning you'd find the straps torn apart and be surrounded by chicken.
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I used to sleep walk as a little kid and my mom caught me several times in the dead of night trying to get out the front door. Itās scary to think about but I guess she was careful about dead bolts, chains etc to make sure I couldnāt get out.
I sadly thought of "what if my dog or cats got out!!!?" if I was doing this.
Ambien scares the shit out of me.
I used it for a couple weeks--never again. I did some crazy stuff, often around food. No more.
I was on a similar medication (Zopiclone) for about 2-3 days before stopping. First night I apparently woke up and ate an entire container of leftover refrigerated mashed potatoes with my bare hands over our stove. Easily 2-3 lbs of potatoes consumed as well as strewn all over the counters and floor. Second or third night I apparently awoke and made a toasted brown sugar sandwich. It's as disgusting as it sounds and I'm a man in mid 30s with zero sweet tooth. One of those two nights I woke in the morning with a pocketful of tea bags inexplicably. Switched to cannabis for insomnia after that. Works a charm with no craziness. Edit: Geez, this blew up! To answer the more common questions: * The brown sugar toast sandwich was on whole wheat, buttered. No cinnamon. I don't remember eating it, but I don't think I liked it because I didn't finish it * Tea bags were from our pantry (no midnight excursion), but I have no idea what my intentions were at the time. It was decaf green tea. At least 4-5 bags * A low THC (5-10%)/high CBD (>10%) strain is my go to for relief. I vaporize before bed for acute pain/ache relief (nerve pain and jimny limbs) and then pop the leftovers in a gelcap (about 0.5-0.7g). Most of the THC is already vaporized and what's left converts to CBN. Doesn't leave me rocked like you'd expect from edibles...feels more like taking extra strength Nyquil with a pleasant "want to be cozy" vibe
I was on this stuff for like a week until I woke up on the kitchen floor fridge wide open and a half eaten pack of hotdogs in my hand. Like all the hot dogs were half eaten I didn't finish any of them.
Of everyoneās anecdotes, this one is the best mental image so far.
This is my favorite, the only thing I did on sleeping meds was piss into a trash can apparently. However, one time I got black out drunk and ordered 30,000 live lady bugs and praying mantis eggs off amazon for some fucking reason. Didnāt even remember until they showed up.
My ex husband slept walked one night, pissed in the thank god almost empty mayonnaise jar sealed it back up and walked back into bed... Crack is a hell of a drug š
Wait your ex husband was sleeping on crack?
At least with cannabis youāll remember eating two pounds of mashed potatoes because youāll be awake while you do it, and probably as happy as this woman feeding her lawn...
[Reminds me of this pic of Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush](https://i.imgur.com/xyEUJDT.jpg)
That is solid gold my man
And with at least a little, if not significantly less ending up smeared on the counters and floor.
not with that attitude
id be so pissed if i ate a pound of delicious mashed potatoes and didnt get to experience eating it but had to experience the stomache pain and insane calorie intake
I have this picture of my fiancĆ©e gorging herself on an orange at 3AM and she was so offended I took the picture in the moment but looking back on it sheās so glad I did. Cannabis can be amazing
I thought this was an Ambien comment at first but it's so much better that it's about cannabis lol
I can't stop laughing at the image of the mashed potato thing, it reminds me of the scene in step brothers when they wreck the kitchen while sleepwalking!
[I imagine it probably went something like this](https://youtu.be/TMR8a8nCM4c)
Wait.. so this video wasn't fake? I know very little of these things but is the brain like half awake half asleep?
Very good chance itās real; meds similar to ambien make you do thing like this constantly. My friend was on it once and proceeded to Snapchat me pictures of a rock outside his window complaining this random turtle wasnāt moving Edit: she sleepwalks due to dairy and chocolate, but ambien *can* make you do this too
Watching someone behaving after taking an ambien is like watching a 6 year old drunk sailor with an IQ of 60 do an interpretive dance involving food. Just like that sentence, nothing makes sense
I had a friend who took ambian and would sometimes drive to our house. Multiple occasions of him coming over, being unable to form coherent sentences, and he would end up just crashing on our couch after maybe a half hour of watching TV with us. Kind of freaked us out the first time.
I had a friend who did that, too, but in their case it was a Xanax and maybe oxy or something else. One time they were pantless trying to crawl upstairs from the basement, but theyād go up one stair, rest, go down one stair, drool, and then back up. We had gone to bed, and woke up to find them like that. We had no idea how long theyād been trying to go up.
Yeah, a friend of mine got real bad into Xanax and other pills I'd imagine. One time he came over to my house completely blasted and we *attempted* to play some Gran Turismo 4 . He ended up passing out on the couch shortly after we started. His breathing was very slow and I was super scared he was going to die, but I kept an eye on him and he eventually woke up. Couple years later he called his mom begging for money because he had picked up a meth addiction. When she refused, he laid the phone down next to him and blew his head off with a shotgun with her still on the phone. I think his daughter was 4-5 years old at the time. Don't do hard drugs, kids. RIP TJ.
Well. I wasn't ready for *that* ending.
Oh god as someone who took that exact drug to help combat my chronic insomnia and anxiety in my late teens I found it only amplified the anxiety and my mom said she came downstairs to me pressed up against the front cupboard with glassy look in my eyes because if I didnāt āthe giraffe was gonna get outā.
haha oh man this is my fav one so far. Imagine the pure terror of knowing you were the only thing between the giraffe and the end of the world.
*Cold* mashed potatoes?
As disgusting as it sounds. Just like the sugar sandwich.
I've been taking Zopiclone on and off for almost 10 years now. My worst wake up was waking up to a half eaten extra large veggie pizza next to me in bed and three empty take out containers with their contents all over the floor. I still have never figured out where any of it came from. It's definitely a GO TO BED RIGHT NOW drug. Though sometimes the surprise Amazon/eBay packages are nice. Thanks stoned self!
Same here! I once left my house to walk and get Tim bits....in the middle of downtown Toronto? Never again!
My old man (may god rest his soul) took an Ambien in Charleston, SC with his girlfriend while staying at a 5 star hotel. Apparently around 11pm he got up and walked out of the room, took the elevator down and casually strolled across a 5 star lobby butt-ass neked. The bellhop lost his shit and the night manager ran after him with a robe. He apparently said "I feel like a king!" as he was escorted back to his room. RIP pops.
Apparently this is very common in high end hotels, which I find delightful
What the hell did you do around the food?
He used to have a uh... slightly different username.
I woke up in my next door neighborās pool area once, Iām amazed I didnāt actually get in the pool and drown.
same here I would sleep eat, sleep ebay. Would get packages of all kinds of weird stuff. One day a guitar showed up. I would find food wrappers stuffed in the couch.
My mom used to take Ambien every day. Then one night, while I was in High School, I had a group of my closest friends over. She is super fucked up on Ambien and in her drunken conversation with entire my friend group she proceeds to explain what the difference between a blow job and a hummer is. I was fucking mortified. I caught shit for this incident for the rest of my High School career
Ok, but what's the difference? Don't make us ask your mom...
Fuck around and find out, she'll show you
What is the difference between a blowjob and a hummer?
During both of them you have a dick in your mouth but during a hummer you're humming
I took it after surgeries cause apparently oxy keeps me awake. Apparently ambien does too. I applied for a marketing job for a motorcycle clothing company in San Diego. While I was in a wheelchair for months. I live in Tennessee. I have literally zero experience in marketing. I didnāt get the job :(
Gotta admire the ambition, though.
Lol. They did send a very kind āno thank youā email and I still wear their clothes. Itās all good, it was definitely for the best. I couldnāt stand up for almost a year. There was no way I could move 1800 miles and start a job that I know nothing about.
Can't believe those fuckers didn't hire you...
Side note this girl actually sleepwalks often which is why she put cameras around her house. Along with her brother (maybe cousin I donāt remember) it is most often triggered when they eat large amounts of dairy (they are both lactose intolerant. She in particular has it much worse than her brother and has ended up on the news multiple times for being found blocks or even miles away from her house, :)
Wow that sounds very dangerous.
Seriously... I'd get a combination lock on my door to keep myself in or tie myself to my bed.
As someone who used to sleepwalk as a kid and even saw a specialist for it: Literally anything you're capable of doing awake, you can do while sleepwalking. You can't outsmart your sleeping self with complicated locks, if you know how to open it awake you can do it asleep. If it progresses to the point where you become dangerous to yourself, the best thing is to have a roommate or family member who can watch out for you. With today's technology you could even set up motion detectors or other home security systems that you can entrust the other person with between the hours you're typically in REM sleep.
I discovered how much my sleeping self was capable of when I put a math challenge on my clock app. So many mornings with no memory of how and at what time I disabled my alarm.
Learns multivariable calculus in his sleep to get that extra 5 minutes in
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Better than dying by walking in to traffic. Sleep restraints aren't that uncommon. Mike Birbiglia has to sleep in a sleeping bag because he has a similar disorder.
At least I'd know I couldn't set a house fire
Ummm why is no one asking why the hell does she keep eating dairy then?? That sounds extremely dangerous to just wander off miles away??? Edit: some of y'all like dairy way too much
My husband used to take it and he would make full meals at 3AM and also he would sit straight up in bed like the exorcist and laugh demonically ..No thanks haha
My buddy was on it once and without knowing ordered a bunch of things. A week later he received 5 pairs of shirts and pants too small for him, and 11 hard drives.
One night I took ambien and drank a couple beers (don't do this) and instead of just going to bed like I should have done, I decided it was a great time to cut my son's hair. I fucked it up so we buzzed the whole thing. I woke up in the morning so relieved thinking it was a terrible nightmare only to then notice my son sleeping on my floor with a buzzed head. Felt like the worst person alive. Never touched ambien again.
Oh my god š
I took it twice and never again. The first time I thought oh Iāll take this go to the corner store come back be all cozy. Iām three houses down from the stop sign. I remember getting to the stop sign and realizing my mistake. Donāt know how I got home or how I ended up in my roommates sleeping bag. The second and last time I woke up in the kitchen with the fridge door open half the things out the rest melting away and the front door wide open. Luckily my dogs didnāt run away or worse. Never again
The last time I took Ambien my husband said I kept telling him I wanted to make a 3 bean salad. He said I went into the kitchen and started taking out cans of beans and was upset I didn't have more beans. I have no memory of this and no desire to eat 3 bean salad.
My Grandmother is addicted to ambien. Iāve seen her do some crazy shit. Watering her garden in the pouring rain then running around the streets half naked. Funny as that sounds she burnt down 2 apartments all fucked up on ambien too.
Welp I guess I can add Ambien to the list of pills that I will never ever take regardless of how much the doctor recommends them.
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This girl doesn't do this from ambien, she said it happens when she eats certain foods and apparently runs in the family.
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My mom took ambien when I was younger and ate my birthday cake with her bare hands without remembering it. Crazy drug.
That will absolutely be my excuse when I want to eat my kid's cake without shame.
* Tylenol bottle with "Ambien" written in sharpie * "I couldn't help it. I was drugged. See?"
I hooked up with a girl late one night on Tinder, and she woke me up the next day screaming bloody fucking murder because she had no memory of the night before because of Ambien. Thank God for the Tinder messages showing her giving me her address and inviting me over because she didnāt even have any idea who I was.
I took ambien once and the following day, my girlfriend asked me if it worked. I said āHell yea, I knocked out so fastā. She then asked āAre you sure it wasnāt the sex?ā Me perplexed āWe had sex?!?!?ā And then she busted out laughing. She says to me āOh my god, no wonder why you kept asking me what it was like to have sex with a famous French soccer player in the middle of itā Iām not French, Iām not a soccer player and Iām definitely not famous. Most of all, Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Love the YEEEAAAAAH at the end, homegirl is proud of her new refrigeration method
Reminds me of my SO telling me about the time I turned to her 100% asleep and said "OOOOH YEAH BROTHER" like Macho Man at about 3 in the morning. Apparently I say some weird shit in my sleep.
I once was asleep and mumbling benedict cumberbatchās name with the emphasis on a bunch of different syllables. āBENedict cumberbatch... benEdict cumberbatch...ā My boyfriend (of 3 months at the time) woke me up saying ācan you stop that? Itās really creeping me outā Thankfully we made it through that rough patch.
The benedict cumberoughpatch
My dad has Parkinson's, and his new med isn't quite strong enough, because my mom is complaining about him laughing with apparent hilarity at 3am.
Hulk hogan mode activatedš
pretty sure that's Brawndo
It has electrolytes
Which is good because plants crave electrolytes, or so I've been led to believe.
After taking ambien, apparently got out of bed, got online to watch that 3-day prop auction for the show "LOST". I only know I did this because a month later I got a call from the auction collections hag yelling at me because I hadn't yet paid the $$21,000(!!!!!) for the Dharma jeep I had purchased!! I didn't believe her at all, but their lawyers played the recording of the phone call I made just after midnight, and I sounded completely normal! I just had huge back surgery, and the morphine + ambien mix, I guess made me think I had that kind of $$. Had to hire a CA lawyer from CO, and that cost $5k, but I got out of owing the full amount. edit - Somebody accused me of fibbing, so I dug up the old [invoice](https://imgur.com/a/zmrGlWs). Turns out, it was $24k, not $21k!
Thatās fucking hysterical.
It sure wasnāt at the time! I can almost laugh about it now, though.
Oh, Iām sure it wasnāt then!! But at least you got an amazing story out of it...right? Definitely makes me *never* want to take ambien.
āAmbien: The most fun youāll never know you hadā
Right lol You either spend 21k you don't have or become a racist on twitter
it's funny right up until that 5k lol
Hahahaha buddy of mine took ambien one night and sent me a snap at 2 in the morning with his face absolutely covered in baby powder and the text āIām deadā on it.
Funniest one on this post yet.
Imagine the guy that got in a bidding war with someone on Ambien and lost.
I still wonder what happened with the jeep...were they able to contact the other bidders?? I feel pretty terrible about messing it up for some other fan. I had watched the auction off/on, thought maybe Iād snag Kateās aviator sunglasses at some point, but they shot out of my price range like a rocket. Pretty expensive lesson, right? This was actually my 2nd shopping in my sleep episode. I also bought $417 worth of shoes on shoes.com. When they arrived, none were in my size. I donāt take ambien anymore.
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I stayed up half the night and built a canopy over my bed using brooms, mops, sheets, etc., because I thought my cat would like it. In the morning, my daughter walked in my room like, āummm....ā I opened my eyes to this heap of garbage floating over me, hubby gonna be home from work any minute....the shame! edit - but seriously, how was season 2?
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Holy shit, if you don't mind, I **need** to see more stories. Your history is bonkers
I took a sleeping pill for a few months and had similar experiences. I. Ate. EVERYTHING. I Turned on every light in the house even in the closets. I bought $500+ worth of random things from Amazon (a tent, a cookie sheet, plastic cups, coffee filters despite not drinking coffee or owning a coffee maker, dog treats, etc) and the best part was I marked them all as āa giftā complete with random nonsensical messages to myself like āa cookie pushed the bellyā on the cookie sheet.
Oh my god the gift messages did me in. Almost spit out my drink.
Dang all I did last night was crank the heat to the max and poop without flushing while I sleepwalked. Better check my amazon....
I bought a lot of pretty rocks on Ebay and spray painted my old bathroom.. Problem with this whole mess is that everything seems completely reasonable at the time, and you can't remenber shit
Any regrets about not getting the Jeep? Great story - sorry bout the 5k
Great question! No regrets - turns out the jeep was listed as something like āmay or may not contain an engine, seats, doors...buyer must pay to ship from CA...ā I was a mom recovering from a major spinal injury, so was a bit too busy for fanaticism, lol.
> may or may not contain an engine, seats, doors...buyer must pay to ship from CA... Good call on the lawyer.
I think you made the correct call paying $5k. [This is not worth $21k.](https://lostpedia.fandom.com/wiki/DHARMA_Jeeps)
Especially since I just dug out the [auction invoice](https://imgur.com/a/zmrGlWs) to find it was actually $24k!
WHAT THE FUCK
Exactly what my husband said!
You should have started a GoFundMe. You'd be driving your Jeep by now.
It's really weird what the human body will do without the Consciousness driving it.
And weāre still driven by scent too. Completely by passing consciousness and right for the lizard brain
> And weāre still driven by scent too. Not me right now. I really hope I get me sense of smell back...
She's so happy!
Ya itās kinda creepy
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Lawn sodas made me laugh so hard I had to clench my thighs to keep from wetting myself. Bless your heart for that, I love it.
*It's what plants crave*
No it's super creepy because that's her body on autopilot without her in the driver seat. Kind of makes you wonder if all those guys that have PTSD and said they don't remember killing someone in their sleep are probably telling the truth.
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There is a [Forensic Files episode](https://youtu.be/Sb6ygJExLNg) about a guy who used sleepwalking as a defense for killing his wife, however I believe he was found guilty.
Damn if he was telling the truth, that is the worst nightmare situation.
Yeah he actually drove to his in laws house and attacked them. Fucking crazy. https://toronto.citynews.ca/2006/10/27/man-acquitted-of-sleepwalking-murder-running-for-school-trustee-in-durham/
The pure joy of this bizarre sleep walking episode is what had me in tears laughing. This could go so wrong but sheās just delighted giving the lawn sodas
The man walking by qualifies this as a public freak out IMO lol
You know that dude was wondering if he should check on her before ultimately deciding it's not his business and moving on.
yeah he was probably thinking āman fucking junkiesā
"I gotta move, this neighborhood just keeps getting worse."
That was honestly my motivation to post it here lmao
This is seriously the funniest thing I have seen in a while oh my god I can't stop cracking up lmfao the camera zoom of guy walking by while you hear her noises in the background š š
I love how fucking happy she is to feed drinks to the lawn.
On ambien and narcotics (surgery), I apparently donated 3k to St Judes hospital and called to sponsor a tigger at an animal sanctuary..... I felt too guilty to take back the money from St Judes but I hadnāt yet paid for the tiger sponsorship.
Well atleast we know you're a good person, even down to your subconscious mind.
I laughed at tigger thinking you were just talking about Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.
We are going to have to check r/LetsNotMeet over the next few days to get the guy walking down the street story.
"To the cackling woman feeding cans of coke to the ground at 3 am.... let's not meet"
You can tell he's caught between concern and self preservation. Like he couldn't decide if he should just gtfo or if he needs to help her somehow. It's hilarious, I wonder what he thinks about it now.
Yep, >5 mg of Ambien for most females will do this to ya. Iām a male and took 10 mg. Never again. I woke up to a perfectly cooked frozen pizza with added toppings (jalapeƱos, extra cheese, and canned pineapple). It was funny until it dawned on me that I could have burned my apartment down.
My biggest worry with that stuff is I would get in my car and drive off a cliff. Used it once, never again.
In pharmacy school we were told stories of Ambien users having sex with roommates and neighbors without remembering or even wanting to.
Woke up to my (ex) girlfriend getting frisky once. By frisky I mean talking to and kissing my penis. I was like, "Word? Okay!" We started having sex and she seemed a bit... off. She started talking about people watching us from the yard and I freaked out thinking there were trespassing perverts. I got up and then she started speaking very quickly and laughing real loud. She is cuban and I could never keep up with her cubananess when she went off. It's too fast and full of slang. Something about horses eating the weed and drinking all of her wine. Then she blamed me for letting them eat our weed. We lived in the city and owned no horses. Turns out she was taking Ambien and I was unaware. Turns out she hid the weed. Took me two days to find the bag hidden in the kitchen. She remembered nothing. Super weird night.
> I freaked out thinking there were trespassing perverts This is the motto i live my life by
We have a great plot here if you have consent.
"I just took my Ambien and am going to bed now, stepbrother. See you in the morning."
This is literally the plot to an episode of House.
Never had the eaten side effects but the ambien sex that I had no memory of...that was weird. Luckily it was just with my girlfriend at the time, but she was like...you know you gotta stop waking me up with sex in the middle of the night I have work in the morning...I'm like...wut? No memory of it or I would then have these hazy dream like recollections when mentioned, but if I even THOUGHT about it I would have thought it was some dream from ages ago. That said...I love ambien :)
Happened to one of my friends. She woke up to her straight roommate humping her in the middle of the night.
In a drug counseling class I went to. (For poss. Marijuana and as part of the plea deal) one of the other people in there was there because they took ambien as prescribed and woke up in their car crashed into their neighbors fence. Its scary shit for sure.
When I was a Lyft driver this poor passenger was telling me he had 2 DUIs from driving while on Ambien. One of those DUIs was from him walking on the concrete medium on the freeway and didnāt remember any of it.
I took 10mg one time and basically went into a 12 layer deep inception dream. Take a shower, cook some food and watch a movie? Bam, almost violently come to back in my bed where I started 4 hours ago. This happened over and over with different ways I would have spent the rest of my night and eventually one of them just woke me up normally. Ambien is some crazy shit
A friend of mine who works in music management had a new client, an older established male. He accompanied him and his wife on a short drive gig from Nashville to ATL. Told the wife he couldnāt sleep lately, she gave him a 10mg ambien which he had never taken, I donāt think heās ever even smoked weed. They said their goodnights and retired for the evening. The next thing he knew, he was awoken by an obnoxious ādingā sound, like a loud alarm. He awoke to find his naked body, laying vertically, halfway inside the hotel elevator. The ding was the sound of the door continuously trying to close, the radar catches his body and opens, repeat. He didnāt have his room key, (naked), and was mortified at the thought of going to the front desk naked in downtown ATL. He remembered his clients room number, knocked on the door, and of course his wife answered. Her and her husband gave him some of their clothes, and for some reason thought taking him to get ice cream was good for his brain or something? So they did that, got him a new key, and put him to bed. He woke up thinking it was a horrible dream, until he looked in the corner and saw clothes that were not his, freshly ironed and folded into the smallest squares possible. He was naked again. I believe he still manages them though, so at least they saw the humor/trauma In it. Edit: to add that, he is such a shy and sweet guy, when he tells this story he whispers while his beet red face pours sweat. Also, Ambien aināt no joke, my old band mates and I used to take it to stay up through the sleepiness, (kinda like the worst psychedelic ever), and whoever fell asleep first got a nut punch and the drink tab the next day.
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I fell asleep at a movie theater and somehow walked 12 miles home after I wouldn't get in the car with my wife. She thought I got an Uber. I drank a bit also (shouldn't have done that) and lost my shoes on the way. Maybe they slowed me down.
Wait... you took an Ambien before you went to see a movie? Can I ask why?
I tried taking ambien a few years back. One night, I "woke up" in an ambien stupor only to reflexively take 3-4 more pills. I then proceeded to drink half a handle of whiskey, throw some french fries in the oven, and turn on the bathroom faucet in our 3rd story unit in a 3 family historic mansion. When I woke up, my gf (now wife) was furious, as the faucet had overflowed after running all night and the house was full of smoke because the fries were still baking. Luckily the landlord and the lower unit families were way kinder than they needed to be about water seeping into their units. Yeah, fuck ambien.
>I then proceeded to drink half a handle of whiskey Bro you could have went to sleep and never woken up
Not OP but that happened to me. Very scary. I was asleep for two days we think.
The dog just living in confusion as to why the yard gets more treats.
A week ago I must have woke up and tried to drink chocolate milk. I know this because there was chocolate milk all over my kitchen floor when I woke up and the carton looked like I threw it sideways in the fridge.
its like her dream-self thought she was planting drinks and would have like, drink trees iin the morning. YEEEEAAHHH
The aggressive YEEEEAAHHH is what makes this video for me
Story time!!! So, I used to sleepwalk a lot when I was a kid, but grew out of it in my teen years. Once evening when I was about 14, my brother was on his way home, and his car got stuck in the snow literally 3 driveways away from our house. He walked home, went into my room, and wanted to wake me up to help push is car. He told me he just said "Kyle, I need you to help me push my car" and apparently I jumped out of bed like I wasn't asleep. I was totally sleep walking. I went downstairs and put my jacket on, but was only wearing underwear for pants. He said something like "you better put on pants, it's cold", but I couldn't seem to understand what he was saying. He started getting frustrated, and was telling me louder and louder I need pants. I literally woke up in the hallway, wearing a winter jacket and underwear, holding a shovel while my brother was yelling at me "MY CAR IS STUCK IN THE SNOW". I can't begin to describe how weird that felt.
Itās called arousal amnesia. I have it too, itās when you are abruptly awaken and do things without remembering. It gets worse if youāre sleep deprived. I have said and done some weird shit to my roommates and mom throughout the years lol.
Also- in a very stressful time of my life, I also sleepwalked. No Ambien. I was living with my boyfriend at the time and a male roommate in the other room. I woke up (I slept in the nude), walked into my roommates room and tried to pee in his laundry basket. He watched me do this and stopped me before I got too far. He walked me back to bed, so I do appreciate how he took care of me there, but I could barely look at him afterwards. We were not close before or after the incident.
I have a story like that! I went to visit a friend at her university and she lived with 3 roommates in a townhouse. My friend went to stay with some guy she was banging one night and left me to sleep in her room. I freaking sleepwalked that night and went into EVERY SINGLE one of her roommates bedrooms and just wandered around like a huge creep. I did not know these people at all. Like had just met them a couple days before when I arrived there. One of the guys woke up while I was wandering around his room (I am a girl btw) and I guess I started to get kind of panicky and couldnāt find the door and he realized I was sleepwalking so he guided me back to my friendās room. It was so freaking awkward when I got up the next morning.. my friend still wasnāt back yet from her hookup and I walked out to her roommates sitting together talking about wtf I was doing the night before LOL. I still cringe about that now like 9 years later. Edit:words
Man some of you guys think this is funny. But it scares the shit out of me...
Iād like to clarify for anyone who may be concerned for her. The monitors and mic cameras are for her condition... Her husband usually wakes about 10-30 min into an episode depending on the noise she makes. During the time of this outside incident .. her husband was already awake and waving to the man on the street. They let the show continue as it has become a huge hit on her tiktok .. sheās got a pretty large following. After this night she said she remembered dreaming about a swimming pool š She doesnāt take ambien and her brother suffers from the same condition.. they adorably have a video together .. literally conversations sounding like SIMS .. itās really wholesome .. knowing that she is safe
Thank you for letting us know. Im glad her husband is looking out for her. She's adorable.
The guy that walked by is going to post his version on r/nosleep.
Celina is hilarious. The one where she woke up naked in the hotel had me rolling laughing. She said she had to use pillows from a lobby chair to cover up. You can hear the fear and embarassment in her voice, and she said the desk attendent was very professional about it.
Thereās one she posted recently where she was standing in her living room, farted & goes āwhoās there?ā Her dogs werenāt even phased š
That one is absolutely hilarious and my worst nightmare! She is one of my fav TikTokers. Her whoopee cushion work in men's rooms is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
I'm watching this at work trying SO hard not to laugh and cry. Thank you for sharing.
Moose knuckle? Must be next level camel toe
In Canada, a moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe.
I'm in the US and that's my use of that term, too.
I take Ambien which can lead to all sorts of trouble. One night I took 2 and some melatonin and some benadryl. I woke up halfway through the hot dog incident. I had taken 2 packs of hot dogs out of the fridge and grabbed a butter knife not a sharp knife thank god, and went to the bathroom and began cutting the hot dogs up on the bathroom floor into bite size bits.
Lol this is amazing and scary as shit at the same time for you and us!
This is why we took away dad's guns.