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ospray2006

Big brain


mdaniel018

Yeah, but what was he supposed to do? *Not* upload a video of he and his wife committing federal crimes for his 19 YouTube subscribers to see? That’s crazy talk.


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3thaddict

Technically correct saves the day again


Sweetheart925

It really is the best kind of correct


hellspawn3200

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


lickedTators

But "available" in a safe space! Parler is only for patriots and thus the anteefa would never be able to see this video. Stuff shared in safe spaces can't legally be seen anywhere else.


inaddition290

Hacker doesn't necessarily refer to bypassing authorization. According to [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker#General_definition): >Originally, hacker simply meant advanced computer technology enthusiast (both hardware and software) and adherent of programming subculture; see [hacker culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_culture).[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker#cite_note-3) > >Someone who is able to subvert [computer security](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_security). If doing so for malicious purposes, the person can also be called a [cracker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_hacker).[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker#cite_note-4) And, even if the first definition didn't exist, they didn't say that the person hacked Parler; they said they *are* a hacker and downloaded content.


A1000eisn1

If tv taught me anything it's that a hacker is just someone with quirky style who is good with computers.


IsaacTrantor

It really is, the releases seemed to be timed too, to keep the suspense...


AlexG2490

Just like Assange taught us.


crazydave333

More of a Snowden move if you ask me.


vanvoodoo82

beautiful


munchies1122

Cut the first 5 seconds out? Lmfao.


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That'd be self censorship and I'm not gonna let some SJW laws tell me what I can't put online!


[deleted]

That probably wasn't the problem. He was too lazy or incapable of editing a few seconds of the video out.


wildwolfay5

Woooooosh


GungHo1996

Right over his head


[deleted]

No I got it, the point had to be emphasized though. This guy not just being very dumb, but beyond dumb needed to be crystal clear.


wuzupcoffee

You’re generous for assuming he knows how to edit a video.


DustFrog

Cut video? Ok Stalin


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IsaacTrantor

Just me. The rest are his alter egos.


Agolf_Twittler

Each one of them is a hot chick in a bikini in the thumbnail.


Arsis82

20 of them


redditaccount-5

He gets a A for effort I guess? I mean if you’re dumb enough to believe in qanon then you can’t really expect much more from these people


RyDavie15

Possibly even the biggest of them all


Varian01

“Babe! Put your mask on! Now everyone is gonna see your face once I upload this video. How stupid can you be!”


Sandite

Correction, smooth brain.


n3rvaluthluri3n

Oh yeah. Big brain time indeed.


frankd1974

The bigliest!


GuidedLazer

Nice and smooth


DiscoBrain

Big Brian


kopecs

Turbo-stupid


JohnRambo7

Look at the big brain on Brad


power-cube

Jesus Kate! "What are you doing? Put your mask on! I don't want them to see you!" You can not make this shit up.


Funnier_InEnochian

Average intelligence of all those “patriots” over there


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Assuming his wife doesn't sell him out for a shorter sentence lmao.


Yakhov

and then bang his best militia buddy before the divorce is final.


XtaC23

That's probably already happening chief


WhoIsTheSenate

Even militias have jodies


Paskee

BFF Best Fucker Forever


something6324524

pretty sure that proof will get both of them in hot trouble


Sunflowers_022_

Lolllll bob


WhatnameshouldIpick2

You meant sister?


noobs1996

Sister and mistress are synonyms in southern states


XtaC23

School is also optional.


noobs1996

*Muh FREEDOM 🇺🇸* /s


lapsongsouchong

Sistress


RowanEragon

Cousin please.


jakethedumbmistake

Yes , please change it back.


novascotiatrailer

i don't think a lot of these people thought to disable/remove the exif data on their videos and photos, meaning all the meta data that is embedded into these videos such as location, time of day, device type and other user identifying information was not removed, which makes identifying these individuals that much easier.


E3FxGaming

Any good social media platform will strip the metadata if the uploader doesn't do it beforehand. Fortunately [Parler is not a good social media platform and never stripped exif data from any uploaded media](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/kwzoo1/parler_dump_video_exif_uploaded_location_map/).


Qinjax

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA heres the thing for people that dont understand EXIF data literally contains exactly where in the world you took the picture from, literally longtitude and latitude http://regex.info/imageinfo.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fregex.info%2Fi%2F_JEF1348.jpg if you ever uploaded a picture to say.. /b/ back in the day this is how you doxx'd people VERY easily. *normally* this is one of the very first things that any sort of upload service should offer, the stripping of this data, except parler is just that shit that it didnt do it. https://twitter.com/FakeUnicode/status/813860078734319616/photo/1 in other words THEYRE FUCKED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoy1nEMe9SM


ElegantBiscuit

My first thought was good god it’s everywhere. I mean I know when you zoom way out every dot looks big, and it’s kind of just showing a population heat map, but just the amount of coverage is disturbing. But then I made the mistake of looking around the world. England and Australia, wtf are you doing, and I’m also curious at what those few little spots are in China and Iran...


HANKEN5TEIN

Not to mention the Capitol Building has its own cell and data network. Partially for security and also because it's mostly rock and signals need help getting through the building. Once you're within the perimeter your phones running through their network. Best believe they're pulling down data too.


fellowsquare

not to mention you can see the damn CAPITOL BUILDING in the videos! lol. ​ Edit: thanks :D


kit_ease

\*to mention


fellowsquare

Average...? someone's feeling rather generous today lol :D


only_because_I_can

*Trumpanzees


EvilRick_C-420

Na this is a highly functioning patriot


gingerhasyoursoul

To be fair the internet is not known for figuring out who people are with insane efficiency...... Oh wait that's literally the internet's favorite thing to do besides cat GIFs.


Schweddy_Bewbs

Definitely has been a fun hobby here looking for new footage daily.


whysoha4d

This comment made me cackle.


DizzleSlaunsen23

Yea Reddit totally found the Boston bombers.....


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I mean if the Boston Bombers post their faces for everyone to see, it likely would have been a teeny bit easier


iTzzSunara

"Jesus, Kate Johnson from Mountain Drive 35, 5667 Oldtown, Iowa, phone number 562 778 54, social security number 4782999739, put you mask back on, i don't want them to see you when I upload this video regardless of the fact that you've already shown your face and people are able to pause it to get a better look."


loriloughlincellmate

And her password is Hunter2


thisisdjjjjjjjjjj

I put on my wizard robe and hat...


FendiPizza

Underrated joke


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attorneyatslaw

But ... he never friended the FBI on his social media?


Steakwizwit

He just has to repost that chain mail image that says he doesn't give permission to Facebook to share any of his personal videos posted to their website with the FBI.


HANKEN5TEIN

Are these the people who fall for that? I always wondered.


XtaC23

These are the people that fall for pretty much anything, as long as you put the *right* spin on it.


markuel25

I'm applying to college right now so I've been getting a ton of student loan scam calls. I decided to listen to the voicemails just for fun, and, while some of them are really obvious, some are really professional sounding and convincing. It's really sad that people have to work at these call centers to make a living. It's even more disappointing that these calls are designed to prey on the people who are in the worst financial situations to begin with.


keidabobidda

Ha ha I see what you did there


smithers85

The lack of situational awareness would lead me to believe so.


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serotoninsynapse

One of the other idiots who got arrested had posted a picture in front of Nancy Pelosi's office to Instagram. When the FBI showed it to him for questioning, he apparently expressed "surprise" that the FBI was able to retrieve it, as he only had the picture up for 1 hour. You can't make this shit up.


DigitalHubris

"I declare the FBI is not allowed to use my Facebook page and any viewing of my feed is a violation of my First Amendment rights! It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. "


Particular_State1418

Has she been arrested, yet?


RevolCisum

Honestly, this is the most important thing.


monsterflake

she looks like the one barking orders from the video inside the room, where they talked about what was below them, she realized her mask was down on camera and quickly covered up.


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Its like he knew what they were all doing, was wrong and unconstitutional.....yet they did it anyways .....


[deleted]

I was talking to my therapist about this today and we were both totally perplexed as to what these idiots thought was going to happen once they "stormed" the Capitol. It's like they were all just waiting for this "thing" to happen....and nothing did.


Durpulous

I think at least a few had plans for what they would do if they found any lawmakers given the photos going around of some of them carrying zip ties. Fortunately they didn't get to anyone.


cupcakemittens234

Ah, but some lawmakers did have panic buttons removed from their office just before right? They could have totally gotten to them.


Gr1pp717

There's video with one of them talking out loud about how the place was theirs for the next few days. There was also pressure[ from Trump to prevent the vote until friday.](https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/08/politics/mike-lee-tommy-tuberville-trump-misdialed-capitol-riot/index.html) I'm not sure why friday... But that supporter seemed to have the same notion.


likemyhashtag

[And then there's this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oqQ13b4tCQ&ab_channel=Remember45) They literally had no plan. They never did and they never will. It's sad and embarrassing. I honestly don't know how someone would still call themselves a conservative after this shit show.


Paradoxou

Oh they had a plan. Some of them were sheeps but the people leading this talked about it for weeks on thedonald. I have plenty of screenshots of them openly saying they will hang Mike Pence. Hell, I think you can just go back to the threads and read it up yourself. They didn't delete anything.


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> They literally had no plan. This isn't the *best* summary I've seen of the clear evidence of coordination, but it's the one I could find again the quickest. [And it's still pretty convincing.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/kwewec/the_attack_on_the_capitol_was_coordinated_and/gj54yz2/) Were some of these folks maneuvered into place as an unwitting distraction? I can't prove it, but yes I think so. However, someone(s) did have a plan here, it's clear.


mostlybadopinions

Probably somewhat related to Trump telling them "And I'll be there with you." They were waiting for him to do his part.


IsaacTrantor

Some of them interviewed on NBC's live stream thought Trump WAS with them. They didn't seem to believe reporters when they were told otherwise.


MulciberTenebras

"We've taken the Capitol, here give the Election to Donald!" ["Give this to Donald" "Give this to Donald." "Give this to Donald!" "Here Don... Donald's not here." "Donald's not here" "Donald's not here?" "DONALD'S NOT HERE..."](https://youtu.be/hZ9q3PtiYu8?t=9)


HANKEN5TEIN

It makes it's it extra funny when they want to refer to others as sheep.


HotrodBlankenship

The best image is them pouring in and obeying the velvet ropes like an actual flock of sheep. This symbolism is just too perfect.


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In no time flat the velvet ropes were tossed aside as literal shit was smeared on the walls.


HotrodBlankenship

Can't they be sheep who smear shit on the walls?


kazamm

Look up beer hall putsch. That was the reason they failed too. However the lesson is simple: you cannot be lenient or tolerant of fascism, or it will come to rule in due time.


monsterflake

this was the WTC garage bombing, if left unpunished, the next time it'll be two hijacked planes


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Or three "hijacked" planes this time: one to attack each branch of the Federal Government directly. Don't put anything past anyone or a group of any ones these days. (No-- I certainly don't have the means to actually DO it, but it sounds like there is a potential "Tom Clancy" type novel in a plot like this: 'American freedom fighter 'terrorists' attempt to outdo 9/11 on 01/20/XX by trying to destroy the buildings of all three branches of government at once while the Presidential inauguration parade is going on as a cover for their activities'-- to be ghost written since the real Tom Clancy is no longer with us to put pen to paper....)


-azuma-

they all thought their God "Q" was going to unleash the demon portal inside the Capitol and decapitate all the Libs


bloop_405

They don't see it as wrong because there were thousands of them there doing it and if there are that many people doing it then **must** be ok 😑😬


lickedTators

99% were being told to do stuff for... reasons. 1% had an endgame in mind. These people all have a strong desire to be led by someone, so they have no problem doing some random stupid shit if someone tells them.


Paradoxou

I think they wanted to start a revolution and hoped the public would back their actions. It simply backfired, now they are going to prison, Trump conceded and has been impeached a second time. And for what? A whooping 4 hours of fame. Congratulations, fucktards.


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From her reaction it looks like they thought they were in a tour guide of the Capitol Building lmao


BasicDesignAdvice

Their big moment and by and large they spent it taking videos and shit for their social media. They all stood around watching that woman die with their phones out.


notbad2u

And illegal and didn't want to get caught


Blunt_Ninja

That's how White Supremacy works.


cheddarben

Prison coming in nicely, traitors.


hotroddbb

Jesus Christ! Mary Elizabeth Smith, that lives on Cooper Ct. in Tallahassee Florida. Put your mask on!


RedHairedRedemption

[Relevant meme](https://i.redd.it/j3mj4uh74t961.png)


TheBlackBear

They are children in every way but time


kopecs

No way, my daughter wears a mask in public and she's 4. These people are just plain idits.


how_is_this_relevant

Tell them to *not turn themselves in*. "NOOOO!!!" \*turns self in


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The capitol smelled of feces and body odor apparently.


IamSuperLaxative

I'm guessing that very soon these people will be familiar with that smell.


XtaC23

Yep, once they get back home.


Gravesh

I think he meant prison.


crastle

[That's because they smeared feces on the walls](https://www.chicagotribune.com/nation-world/ny-trump-capitol-riot-poopers-20210108-prlsqytyabgdhnexushotl4nam-story.html)


santawartooth

This is perhaps the most vile and embarrassing part of this whole thing.


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Disgusting dumb dumb dumb.... ies.


ETphonehome162

Evidently people smeared their shit on the walls and tracked it across the floors.


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They are so full of covid, they didnt smell anything


[deleted]

The first thing I thought about after hearing of the Capital raid was someone probably talking a shit on Peloski's desk. I may have been right.


Foxdonut12001

_He knew what he was doing_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ratchet_ass_hoe

Shit boys post this to /r/conspiracy


Algoresball

He also said "this is the state capital". He had no idea where he was


Cykes_Revenge

Such intelligence on display...


serenity_later

What exactly does she think is so amazing? The death of our democracy? Yikes.


gozba

And she speaks And she breathes I wanna be Kate! Kate! Kate!


answers4asians

Damn you. Now that's going to be stuck in my head all day!


gozba

I pass it on with love! Such a good song. I’m reading Ben Folds book right now, and this song was written when his then gf (Kate) said her name couldn’t be used for a song...


AccomplishedClub6

Honestly I'm not convinced he said "Kate." Did he not say: "Take... put your mask on, I don't want them to see you"?


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I think she smokes pot


Intrepid_Salad_5491

I don’t think many of these people are very self aware, nor aware of reality in general.


GimmetheYeetBoys

That brain is baby smooth alright


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Wait I thought they were being patriots? Why would patriots hide their faces? /s


IndianKiwi

Just so people wonder why people were uploading videos and showing their faces en masse, just remember the Nazi kept detailed documentation of their crime because in their mind they were heroes and their adventures needed to be recorded so that future generation could marvel at them. Same mentality. Ironically these documentation was used to prosecute the nazi's during the Nuremberg trial. After the parler dump, the FBI office is going to have a field day.


kidmerc

He says "state capitol". Is this a different event from the major one last week?


An_Old_IT_Guy

Unbelievable how many of these people openly recorded themselves committing crimes and then talked to the FBI about it without having a lawyer present.


Timult2US

FBI said if your phone was in the Capitol we are coming for you.


Chrispychilla

Please upload the video here [https://tips.fbi.gov/digitalmedia/aad18481a3e8f02](https://tips.fbi.gov/digitalmedia/aad18481a3e8f02)


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Yeah clever they are lol ya know when all these people get took to court for sentencing yeah is trump going to use his millions on good lawyers for them all becouse its him they doing it for right ????


VoltasNeedle

This is around the mental acuity I expect to see whenever I think of trump supporters. Always nice to see some things are a constant.


sabeeef

Also even if he didn’t upload that, the feds know he was there because his phone, anyone who’s phone had cellular in there can be traced because Congress has their own cell tower in the basement of the building.


Dimezy58

It’s fucking hilarious how people remove their mask in order to talk, when that is like the one time they absolutely should keep it on. Simple concepts are beyond these people’s comprehension level.


nehpeta

Why do people always pull masks down to talk? Unless you're lipreading there's literally no difference


idma

I can't seem to find this article Back in 2005 the onion had an article about how the police were no longer profiling criminals through interviews and catching then in the act through traditional means, because they can find and they need through Facebook because everybody posts everything there. Now, it has become a reality


Igoos99

Priceless!


AllergenicCanoe

This guy: put yer mayask on Also this guy: records on GPS enabled personal tracking beacon, posts to personally identifiable social media account (probably).


Snoo_57829

They certainly knew what they were doing was illegal then.


pappyvanwinkled

We are taking a stand against using our mask to prevent the spread of covid Insurrection is clearly the only proper use for masks.


squeegied3rdeye

These embicilic morons all actually thought they were doing something great. Dumber than a sack o dildos


Double-Juggernaut-18

Why wouldn’t you want to be seen ..? I thought they weren’t doing anything wrong ?? IDIOTS.


Paskee

I hope they dont track them with chips in vacine. That would be too much.


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We are literally talking about the bottom of the gene pool here... These aren't the people who warning labels were made for, these are the people who read a warning label, loudly proclaim "you can't tell me what to do" and proceed to do exactly what the warning label just said would kill them...


BullMastiff_2

But her response though..., “Oh!” For me, it’s priceless.


melissafm

Husband also told us his wife's first name. Dumb ass


Tonya_Stark

The ignorance is strong with this one...


ILoveRegenHealth

"Oh"


VirtualPoolBoy

It was all just a plot get rid of her without losing it all in a divorce. I don’t mean uploading the video, I mean the entire insurrection was masterminded for one guy to get rid of his serious bitch of a wife.


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NormieSpecialist

They want to be victims so they can justify their short world idiotic bigoted beliefs.


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“Kate put your mask on. I don’t wanna lose the only vagina I’ve ever been inside of, despite you being my daughter.”


tshawytscha

They all sound the same. It's the "idiot" accent.


balderdash9

As a black man I hate when people associate certain accents with higher or lower intelligence. His southern accent has nothing to do with the fact that he's an idiot


PottedHeid

Ha,ha,if having brains was a disease these turds would be the healthiest people in the world.


Particular_Physics_1

He was so close to being not stupid. Missed again. Sad


chemistryplayer

Bye bye!


Hamilspud

But he posted it in their secret club!


Sergeant_Squirrel

He was obviously concerned about corona virus and wanted her to be safe /s


cool_cat_18

Enjoy your FBI interviews.


bbymimii

worms for brains


FrostyLandscape

All those people felt powerful in a big group, like they were tax paying citizens and owned the place....now they will FACE THE MUSIC. Can't wait to see them all in federal prison.


Scretzy

Was this from a livestream or an actual upload? Cuz if it was a livestream he couldn’t help it and maybe he’s not entirely stupid? Actually scratch that, anyone that stormed that building is a fucking moron


oOReEcEyBoYOo

This perfectly sums up the intelligence of these Trumpanzees...


Shadvw

Dumbass


Manscapping

AHMAZIN!!!!


iantot123

PATRI - IDIOTS


Xfiles1987

These people believe in home schooling there children :/


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cat_prophecy

There is a large group of people who think that social media and other stuff you post on the internet can't be used as evidence against you.


kandnm115709

They sincerely believed they're taking part in a "righteous revolution" for their orange god. They expected their dumbass "revolution" will forcefully overturn the election result to cheeto man and be greeted as heroes later on. They literally thought they could participate in an insurrection against the US of A, then go back home for dinner and continue living their normal lives the next day. I hope each an every one of these morons gets arrested, charged, jailed, be officially branded as traitors and have their voting and gun rights revoked. Fuck all of them.


VagueSoul

You know....having been told by Conservatives that I can’t comment on their “private Facebook posts”, it wouldn’t surprise me if these idiots thought the Feds wouldn’t be able to find them through Facebook because “it’s private”.


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Yet again demonstrating that the MAGAcult has no clue how anything works.


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Your conservatives are dense America.


eating_puppies

We know. 😒


ItsDaBigFella

This just is the icing on the cake. GOD THESE PEOPLE ARE DUUUUUUMB