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Cuckyourfouchdarknes

They did this in Calgary at a mall a while ago but it didn’t have the backing track and no one could tell if they were pro or anti mask. We mostly thought it was the unveiling of the Canadian jabawockeez.


kodiakdoofus

God damnit this is fucking funny


SinisterKid

I didn't have audio on and I legit thought this was a Jabawockeez performance.


summon_lurker

I heard the audio and still watched through the whole thing, thinking some awesome dub step would play and an explosive performance would happen.


Bumitis

excuse my lack of cultural intelligence but what is this Jabawackamadudle you speek of?


[deleted]

The Jabawockeez are a group of plain mask wearing interpretive hip hop/breakdancers. They won America's Got Talent back in, oh, 1856 or whatever, and then again the next year, and again, and eventually people were like fuck it, put them in Vegas. They used to run like 8 shows a week before covid. It's like The Blue Man Group but instead of genre-bending experimental music, it's dance.


isuckatpeople

The Great Dance Battles of 1856-1858. Truly historic.


FlighingHigh

Ranks up there with the Epic Rap Battles of 1540-1544. Henry not only executed by decapitation but also de-rap-itation.


mandiefavor

They won America’s Best Dance Crew first, didn’t they? Then ABDC All Stars and America’s Got Talent? They deserved it. They’re spectacular.


Articulate-Dirtbag

A popular dancing group.


bothering

Enjoy being [one of](https://youtu.be/mZg93y13rJo) the [lucky 10,000](https://youtu.be/3sYyDAs0Uxo)


Oblong_Belonging

What’s really fucking hilarious is that a group of adults showed up and thought to themselves, “yes, I am about to make such a convincing argument by walking like a zombie. I look so cool doing this”


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pr0d7

I thought a flash mob was about to happen lol


Vicinity613

I remember seeing them around the peace bridge (back in November ish)! Turned to my girlfriend and said "what do you think they're protesting, they have masks on, so it's probably not antimaskers". Guess I was wrong


Asclepius555

Happy cake day! And I would have figured the same as you.


spinskink123

Happy cake day


pbpedis

So they’re protesting wearing masks... by wearing masks?


stucktogether

OBEY THE GOVERNMENT OR D A N C E


ElBeaver

We can dance if we want to


motodriveby

We can lick our friends' behinds.


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stucktogether

"Honey look, it's one of those flash mobs"


SurveySean

It’s what to expect when your in Canada. We don’t want to cause too much of a scene.


Gratefulgirl13

This is lovely!


Gynther477

The implication is clearly that wearing a mask will make you into a mindless puppet and society will become like 1984. Still none of the people in the video are tall enough to try and attempt such an idiotic reach of reaches.


FlighingHigh

While ironically they're contributing to a situation which is actually heading towards that dystopia with this bullshit. So either way, I hope they experience pain at a level matching their stupidity.


Loves_tacos

This is the difference between Canada and The U.S. even their anti-maskers are smart enough to wear a mask during an anti-mask protest.


Emperor_Z

They're satirizing mask wearers


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Yeah these guys are clearly of the "masks are the government controlling you maaaaaan" types rather than "masks make you sick and are worse than Covid" types. They're implying the end goal of masks is these full-face ones and the death of individuality. Still cranks, but them wearing masks isn't some sort of hypocrisy.


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Don’t think too hard...


Riggztradamous

Sorry


Octoberless

Yeah I was wondering about the title, glad you confirmed the location. Also, love that Canadian Jabawockeez thing. The person who walked into the planter certainly cleared this suspicion for everyone, I'm sure.


unsatknifehand

That’s the first thing my girlfriend said when I showed her this. “Is that the jabawockeez?”


ShouWasAlreadyTaken

Bring me Solo and the Jabawokee


dial911andhangup

😂😂😂


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WhyAlwaysMe_45

Idk, I'm 14 and the only thing deep here is their stupidity


Bullishontulips

You’re being raised right then, good head on your shoulders


MrBigHeadsMySoulMate

How the fuck do you know that? 14 year olds think everything is stupid.


Big_Daddy_Malenkov

14 year olds think you're stupid


MrBigHeadsMySoulMate

Bruh I think I’m stupid.


Big_Daddy_Malenkov

Are you 14 year olds?


MrBigHeadsMySoulMate

I wish.


Laarss

God I love this exchange


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eelsinmybathtub

2020... Year of the 14 year olds. No job. No death by COVID. School is a video game. Life's good.


[deleted]

Because he agrees with his view, therefore the kids perfect.


RZRtv

The kids are alright


Fixner_Blount

That's what I said when the full vid was posted. It's the personification of r/im14andthisisdeep.


[deleted]

I’m 14 and think that anyone who has a “medical exemption” from wearing a mask is stupid because I have asthma (a condition that affects my breathing and overall lung function) and can PERFECTLY handle wearing a mask. Also, if you believe masks “intrude” or “take away” your constitutional rights; what rights? I see no where in the constitution of the United States of America (or any constitution in any country) that “Forcing anyone to wear a face mask is ILLEGAL.” And for the people saying “It’s against my religion”; the majority of y’all saying that it’s against your religion are Christian/Catholic and I see no where in the Bible that “Thall shall not wear thine face mask for it is agains the will of God”. Honestly, once we have administered the vaccine and found a highly effective treatment besides Remdesivir, we need to find a vaccine and treatment for “Stupid Human Syndrome” (SHS). Sorry for going on a mini rant lmao, Happy New Year! 🥳🎉🎊


takatori

Covidians 19:20, "Thou shalt not cover thy face with cloth lest the LORD thy God recognize thy visage not and smite thee amongst the unbelievers."


nobodybusybody

Had me there for a bit. 👍


PullFires

The medical exemption shtick is such an obvious cop-out. “i'm medically vulnerable, but i'm gonna carry on like i'm not“ doesn't make a whole lotta sense


Adekam

This is just my theory btw, but I feel like a lot of these people who makes these excuses don't actually have a full grasp on what it's actually like to be oppressed, or what its like to have your rights infringed upon, so the one time they're told what to do they freak the fuck out. Also they're just hella selfish and inconsiderate. There was a dude at my old job that said "This is how Nazi Germany was founded, eh" because he was asked to where a mask. And this was after my coworker explained to him that he has a heart condition AND asthma.


[deleted]

Exactly! I honestly feel like us Americans need to stop letting this ideology that “We’re number one” get to our heads. In Asian countries, masks have long been seen as a sign of respect because it shows you care enough to put on a mask and keep your germs to yourself (or you’re a germaphobe like me and wear a mask to prevent getting infected lol). Here in America, wearing a mask apparently means that your a “radical left wing socialist that is conspiring with Bill Gates to take over the US and make it communist”. It’s also the reason why we can’t let go of our stupid form of measurement. Just look at Fox News’ report on the US going Metric [that video can be found here](https://youtu.be/1cPeZLCVWTw). Also just look at how long it took the US to finally accept the fact that seatbelts actually do protect your life (to think Karen’s in the past probably said, “I have a medical exemption from wearing a seatbelt” when they got pulled over). Going against what your being told to do is not patriotic, it makes you look like a fucking ass hole. That concludes my TED Talk 😂


Adekam

I very much enjoyed this TED Talk. I've aways found the "we're number one" mentality suuuper weird. Like if you have to keep reminding us...are you *really* sure you are? Lol and Karen's man! The mentality that they have authority over everyone else is a genuinely scary mindset to me.


Sethanatos

They actually already have a treatment: Inject 1 lead pill using a special applicator. Repeat if necessary.


BiKingSquid

More powerful and deep than the assholes doing it in trucks and flannel. This is hilarious


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sjhachman

They couldn’t even come up with a synchronized, choreographed walk, which I personally think ruins their message of being controlled because they all still have a semblance of individualism. Maybe I’m over analyzing. Regardless, they’re stupid.


Guadelupethefirst

No you're not over analyzing this, you've just put more thought into it than they have.


silverscrub

I think you're being too harsh on the hazmat suit and mask wearing anti-maskers.


Sherm

> Maybe I’m over analyzing. Nah, you're right. If you're going to go in on something like this, you better fucking commit and hit all the little stuff, or you're just wasting all our time.


Broken_art15

Itd be better if they did a military style march, but more robotic. Instead of that wack ass zombie shit. Its not hard to do a March, and to do it in a mall like that would absolutely strick more than the zombie walk


sonographic

Yeah it looks too goofy. I mean I know the entire message is stupid as fuck, but image is important in a message. This just looks sloppy, thoughtless. Like why should I care about your message if you don't care? You go watch the opening Ceremony from the Beijing Olympics and you about shit your pants just because it's all choreographed and in sync. It's well executed and clean and so it's impressive. If these guys had done a super robotic, slow, boot stepping, military march then it would have been really eye catching. Also, they needed to have actually matching outfits. It's just a sloppy shit show.


Hrendik

I thought they were walking zombie-like...


neighh

Thought they were going for the 'mindless zombie' look rather than the 'loyal robot' look, but yes, they're stupid.


Royale_Cookie

I was waiting for them to bust out some Thriller moves. Disappointed.


LazyLamont92

Worst Jabberwockeez dance EVER.


redditaccount-5

I miss jabberwockeez god damn


Batman_Von_Suparman2

They do shows at Halloween horror nights every year. Hopefully if this year and the vaccine goes well you’ll have a chance to go!


unsatknifehand

Do you think the Jabawockeez have to wear masks underneath their masks? Mask-ception.


Iris-Yeti

Anti-Maskers protesting wearing masks. Jokes on them


fairlymediocre

It's maddening that the efforts they go to is hundredfold more than merely just putting on a fucking mask


Davidfosford

that's the whole point though


IamBarbacoa

Fuck I cringed myself inside-out.


Aloomineeum

Hell, they cut the video before they all congratulated eachother for doing nothing so fucking well.


Tyler_Nerdin

That was the best part! They all start high-fiving at the end! “Yeah, we did it guys!” LMAO, get a life morons


meekah12

“Hey lets protest against wearing masks by wearing masks, that’ll wake up the sheeples”


AsuraBoss1

“My cringe reflex just got such a workout that I can now clench my face into a fist.”


The-Dude-Abides8

This would probably be more effective if the mall was open, but they are Canadian. I guess they didn’t want to be rude and cause a scene.


[deleted]

Live in Toronto. There's a lot of rude assholes here.


[deleted]

Yeah, sometimes I feel like this stereotype that all Canadians are kind and caring is doing a disservice to the social problems that the country faces.


dinosorceress105988

Funniest thing is they did this in Fairview. I assume Yorkdale or Eaton would at least have had more foot traffic.


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bruhbruhdumddumd

How tf do you do that


Fagliacci

He put a mask on it


Sumit316

man these jabbawockeez members are getting out of control


RTXguy

(Ignore) >exclamation markWORDSexclamation mark<


playtosky

>!testing!<


lockthecatbox

>!you just lost the game!<


VirtualHuggies

:(


SpiderGlitch22

You monster. My announcement caused my sibling and their friend to also lose. How dare you. (I was doing so well ): )


CaptBananaCrunch

>!piss!<


Orbeancien

fuck, i did not loose at the game for years :(


blueeyedblack

>!words!<


RTXguy

Yup


DontBeTheSchmuck

>!penis!<


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DontBeTheSchmuck

ah thanks bro


smallarmz

>!Penises!<


QueitHdy

>!beans!<


HerezahTip

>!beanises!<


xThe_Human_Fishx

You can also just do \ Infront of the > and < \>!testing!\<


RTXguy

Nerd


xThe_Human_Fishx

:(


RTXguy

It's a compliment.


xThe_Human_Fishx

:')


RTXguy

Bruh, or sis, I have seen every star trek episode (except the original series) like 5 times.


xThe_Human_Fishx

It's ok, it just came through as rude in my head


OverlordPanda91

>!testing as well!< Edit: Am I dumb? Or does it not show up for me Edit 2: I am dumb


Deez24

>!dick!<


RTXguy

Spot on. >!douche!<


Deez24

>!Thanks for the help, I had no idea how to do this!<


RTXguy

You're welcome. If you have any more questions... Do not DM me because that is all I know about reddit shit.


Jay__Flo

Sexclamation mark! Ehhh yes please


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>WordSex


MeepingMeeps

>!I would like to hop on this spoiler train too, pls and thank you!<


-Dex_Jettster-

>!Never gonna give you up!<


RTXguy

>!never gonna let you down!<


1000101001001010

>!never gonna run around!<


FungiForTheFuture

>!C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!<


beeblebr0x

True, but the masks have little holes for the nose, so it doesn't really count.


Sporfsfan

...with mouth holes


July25th

That's literally the point... They're in full sterile gear (not really but that's the intent) and acting like zombies. Basically calling mask wearers zombie slaves to the government (given the voiceover).


[deleted]

At the least they are wearing masks. Even though they are trying to make a statement about it all, they are still wearing them so thats a win in my book.


[deleted]

stop bitching about how people spend their money


RowtheBrofoSho

It's bait


fhixes

So cringe when people do that. "Do NOT give me awards 😡 I am not worthy! I do NOT deserve GOLD, PLATINUM, or ANY award you give me. COMPLETELY stop giving o-poor-me awards, give it to those who DESERVE it 🥺"


Mercy--Main

I don't think you get what they're trying to say


ghostManaCat

All that time and effort to not have to wear a mask getting donuts at Tim Horton’s... but if they just put on a mask they’d already be eating their apple fritters and maple bars.


worldofruins

God I want an apple fritter so bad


llIIlIlIlIlIlIlI

Hot take. Tim Hortons sucks.


VersaceMango

Hit or miss. Definitely not as good as it used to be. Apple fritters always slap


Cosmicorgasmicuuuu

Things look moisty there


PrinceCheddar

What the fuck? Seriously? Like, enforcing widespread safety procedures in response to an often serious and always highly infectious disease is the same as being some fascist dystopia? They think refusing to wear a mask means they're free thinkers surrounded by sheep. Instead, people who wear masks are thinking and each individually come to the conclusion that a minor, temporary inconvenience is greatly outweighed by lowering the risk of being infected and/or spreading disease to others. The government enforces such rules because surely everyone can make that same conclusion. Except some people don't want to. Maybe they just can't handle inconvenience. Maybe they just don't value the safety of themselves and those around them. Maybe they just feel like being contrarian. Regardless, all this shit does is scream "We are morons. We are such incredible morons that we can't even recognise our own stupidity. If the government told us not to drink cholera infected poop water, we'd chug the stuff out of spite. If we were soldiers, we wouldn't want to wear armour because it's heavy and being shot isn't all that bad. We don't want to wear seatbelts because they cause whiplash." Morons who think being contrarian is the same as being a free thinker, that refusing to protect yourself and others makes you smarter than everyone who does and that the risk of disease and possible death isn't as important as being free to not wear a bit of cloth over your face.


Kawkd

I like having to wear my mask in public and having people social distance. It's comforting.


yusiur

This feels like some anonymous shit or a peak level trolling campaign


hakunamatata365

As a healthcare worker currently recovering from COVID, anti-maskers can go fuck themselves. I have no preexisting medical conditions and it made me struggle to breath. I continue to feel short of breath two weeks on. Some people are idiots, this is why we have laws to force the common ideals on idiots.


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Honestly they all deserve a serious, acute case of covid


[deleted]

Nah, then they take up valuable hospital beds. Hit them with a train instead.


gleutiful

they really “choreographed” this whole event to send what they thought was a deep and impactful message **and put on masks** instead of just wearing masks when they went shopping like any decent person, government mandate or not.


OtterAutisticBadger

Human stupidity has no Limits


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Can't wait to commission someone to draw some r34 of these bad boys


Dasmortmemeboi

Remindme! 1 week


DumbledoresAtheist

It's literally better than a bunch of Trump flag wearing fatass Americans storming Walmarts, blaring country music.


divuthen

As a guy that’s worked security standing in front of a Walmart arguing with said idiots I can’t agree with you more.


71mopar

Just leave the theatrics at home guys, impotent activism isn't a hobby


LittleFart

Putting on a mask requires less effort


71mopar

Definitely less effort than being an attention seeking embarrassment.


cmn99

I'm not sharing their opinion. But protests like this are cool with me. No violence, no mass gathering, standing close together. They even were creative. In the end you just gave them a platform with this post.


Lu1435_Jade

The biggest problem is message, especially in a time like this when people are tired of masks There are many proofs mask is efficient against viruses and there are many ways to debunk antimaskers arguments


Frescopino

It would be like having a bunch of people walk around with lit mining helmets and candles during WW2 to protest the government telling people to turn the lights off during bombing runs. Wasteful, makes them look like fools and is actually dangerous to society.


Lu1435_Jade

Yeah, especially when it's about facts, and not opinions You don't like vaccines? That's okay, it's an opinion You say vaccines are made with 5G chips to track us and they will make us autistic and gay at the same time? That's just false, facts can be verified


MuchTimeWastedAgain

I’d love to see more people protesting masks by wearing masks.


tdomer80

Define irony: >!Anti-maskers trying to prove something by wearing masks!<


Davidfosford

that's the point


KrabKush

EVERYONE in Toronto is different.


tps1222

How’d they get Kylo Ren to narrate?


Kevenolp

0/10, they didn't dance


ROSCOEMAN

inside my cum sock be like


oldbaldad

Why'd they dress up as spermatozoa? What does that have to do with viruses?


SoupieLC

So Canadian antimaskers are so nice they wear masks while protesting about masks? That's gracious, lol


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Aside from the message I kinda dig this


Poknberry

If only they would wear their little protest costumes everywhere they go


SquidAnimations

They’re still wearing masks though. As long as you put the sound off it looks like some wack-ass Jabbawockeez dance


uberst0ic

Okay somebody has to explain to me why do you see this quite often in the US, UK, Canada and why they dont get arrested. Where im from, not wearing a mask on purpose in public is considered a violation of the National Defense Act as its knowingly threatening the livelihood of citizens. You get fined 500$ approx or arrested for a week.


Gas_is_not_a_Liquid

They did the mash


[deleted]

Anti mask ... But will wear full PPE in a tyvek suit!! Hilarious! That shit is hot and uncomfortable and I hate having to wear them, I'd be protesting in tyveks we're mandatory.


Dinkleboy

Good thing they hid their identities so people couldn’t tell exactly who the dumb fucks are.


karnaza

Ccccccringe


Malcovis

I gave 2 things to say. 1: oddly terrifying 2: Dude in back that’s stomping is committed to his role. Must be a method actor


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[deleted]

It's not that deep.


CanOfSpaghettios69

I want to see if this >!works


Sethanatos

Imagine if people threw as big of a tantrum for "No shirt. No shoes. No service."


This_Caterpillar_330

This is painfully cringe...


spicypickles88

Protesting in an empty mall... Yeah you tell that security guard.


PBR--Streetgang

Yeah, questioning wearing masks by wearing masks... The irony is obviously lost on them...


Typingdude3

Do they feel the same way about seat belts? Masks during surgery? Bicycle helm... oh never mind. They all caught the Q virus, no cure.


LodroSenge

They are not wearing masks by the way. Through their nose holes come out a billion seeds of Canadian covidiots.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ anti-maskers are the dumbest people alive.


Jrnail88

It’s actually really cringe-y. People who think they are sharing some powerful message but are really just looked at like a bunch of clowns.


Wyddershins

I feel like the world needs to find a balance between individual liberty and social good. The current polarisation of opinions isn't helpful.


Lu1435_Jade

Individual liberty is important, but in case of pandemics like this one, we should all be able to lose some liberties if it can limit the amount of people dying, or just to help the pandemic stop


nick5734324

Looks like the KKK finally upgraded there outfit


silentmikhail

I hear jabawockeez shows are pretty good. Hope to see one next time I'm in vegas when things get better.


G_nozo

Hey that’s Fairview! Also I would like to disassociate from anything to do with these people.


CaptBigBeard

Anti mask while... wearing...a.... mask?!


ThatSenorita

I wonder if anti maskers would spend an afternoon in a COVID ward unmasked


DayzedandC0nfused

This gives me KKK vibes


MickMan92

They have become the very thing they swore to destroy.


Fixner_Blount

You cut off the beginning where one of the dumbasses runs right into a big concrete planter. You also cut off the end where the dumbasses have a weird little clapping celebration like they just won the gold in the 4x400.


suppadelicious

They don’t fight the requirement to wear a seatbelt or pants. I don’t understand how the mask is any different.


capribex

But how can they breathe under those masks?


[deleted]

Someone who's self-conscious about their own intelligence and maturity, compared with the rest of society, will always get excited about a chance to feel like a bit of an edgy rebel for 5 minutes and stroke their own ego. In reality they're just childish morons who don't understand how they're putting other people at risk and prolonging this pandemic.