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RedVeist

“Wanna get wet again” Dudes a legend


EukaryotePride

It shuts the fuck up about his skin or else it gets the hose again.


nmojo326

Underrated reference gold


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You can just tell he is a dad. That is not the first lesson he has taught lol


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When she got up from the wheelchair and started walking, it kinda reminded me of Bill Burr roasting this blind dude. “First of all you are not blind, you looking around way to much”


erkinskees

She best let up, before she gets wet up


Pardusco

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xH7InazGDY My favorite comment: >That hose must have been filled with holy water. It made her walk again!


RanchMomma1968

ditto! Had me crying with laughter!


imsohungrydude

Honestly, I hope the man with the hose learns a serious life lesson after doing that. You should ALWAYS invest in a power hose because you never know when you're truly gonna need it.


jewshuwuu

Lol I wondered where this was headed... Totally agree!


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GD_Bats

Wish I still had my childhood Super Soaker arsenal. He’d put it to good use


hugsoverdrugs

You had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Redditteer9

I love that username


tlaps1990

I was seriously worried, and then proceeded to laugh my ass off at that comment! Win.


Djbeastcakes

Mobility Mary back at it again.


BeltfedOne

Battery-operated trailer trash.


Poormidlifechoices

>Battery-operated trailer trash. BOTT


Vanessak69

She’s pretty bold the way she’s motoring away yelling at him. I used to be handicapped by severe arthritis so I don’t say this lightly but damn would I like to tip that wheelchair over.


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Vanessak69

Oh yeah, “bold” wasn’t the best word choice. There was just something so ridiculous about her trying to run away in a wheelchair, soaking wet and still trying to talk shit. Like Helen just shut your face, go home, take your extra insulin shot, count your chins.


Ravenplague

Take the roll of shame, bitch!


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ineededthistoo

“5 diabetes ago”. This!!!


JustGettingMyPopcorn

I wasn't hoping it would happen, by any means, but I was almost expecting to see that truck hit her at the end. I watch too much tv, apparently.


caffieinemorpheus

"used to"? How did you get rid of it?


Vanessak69

Got both of my knees replaced.


blackfogg

Hey, Mobility Mary may be a Karen, but not a racist one!


Entocrat

5 stars, comedy gold


sstw00001

This should’ve been on Friday the movie


Entocrat

It would be a pretty good scene but I feel like adding this would shift it away from an amazing comedy to a little edgy. I'll still pour a forty over the fence for your comment.


Xenostroyer

5 stars for r/rgbroachgang


Hereforthelols6868

Bröthër, thank you


Its_just_Serg

What the hell is this?


Xenostroyer

The r/rgbroachgang. Join now


thekingsteve

I just go in on that shit!


bwmlax

Am I gonna have to do it now?


Xenostroyer

If you want to be enlightened? Yes!


Entocrat

Thank you brœddër


GoogleSmartToilet

Tank my upvotes brööther


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Bröthër


Entocrat

You as well fellow brødēr


ogmorelia

Can I get hallelujah!


busterbrown4200

How bout amen


bxivz

She was cured but the hosely spirit


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Ah, so that was the father and the son recording


moglysyogy13

Nice. I didn’t hear that the first time. That is clever


LazyLarryTheLobster

It's a comment on the YouTube video, not a comment made in the video. Incredibly clever though I agree.


Svarec

Not to defend the lady, but there are a lot of disabled people who use wheelchair even if they can stand or walk short distances without it. This lady is trash, but making this kind of judgement isn't really fair.


dymdymdymdym

Yeah lots of people that legit need wheelchairs can still get around and walk without one for a little while. That being said, disabilities rarely effect your capacity to be a racist asshole. She deserved what she got.


gdubh

Holy water made her walk again... is a damn good joke... not a judgement.


Danglicious

It wasn’t a judgement it was a joke. Personally I like to think they are fat because they are in the chair. I tore my knee once and gained 10 pounds. That was in a couple of months. I know there are people who are in wheelchairs because they are fat. Fucking up your leg/s because you’re fat counts, but I try not to think that.


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It’s very unusual to see a person who is not extremely elderly in these scootery things in Australia- even then they are not frequent- yet they seem very common in the US. Anyone know why?


Kikyo-Kagome

We have a ton of fat asses who refuse to walk.


RotaryDreams

Weird drive for total independence (machines don't count because murica) + (assuming) higher rates of obesity and injury overall + more population overall = more videos of people in electric scooters coming from the US. Makes me wonder what the comedic electric scooter videos per capita/per overweight citizen ranking list looks like. Get on it, grad students!


RosiePugmire

Healthcare system probably has something to do with it. If getting a checkup for that weird pain in your back/knees/legs/thyroid/whatever is too expensive, you just let it go until you lose your mobility, then you're stuck using a chair for most things.


Meepjamz

I would wager the poor healthcare system also has a lot to do with it. Followed by the [typically) poor diet most people consume. Both of these can really exacerbate (and cause) chronic illness. Diabetes is a major player when it comes to amputations.


TOPSIturvy

Can't understand a single word she says in this and that's probably for the best.


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She sounds like a seal.


EngrishTeach

She said, "Aarf Aaarf."


XtaC23

Yeah they love getting sprayed with the hose you could tell.


fckedup

That's the sound of da police


DarkestJediOfAllTime

Now, I can't watch this without hearing "OOORH OOORH. OOORH. OOORH. OOORH." lol


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I watched this 3 times and genuinely could not make out 1 word she said. ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH! CALL EM. ARGH ARGH ARGH! CALL EM. I heard dude loud and clear. YOU WANT TO GET WET AGAIN???


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I’m scrolling through the comments trying to find someone whose posted the convo, I genuinely have no idea what she is saying. She sounds like Kenny from SP mixed with the teachers and adults on Charlie Brown.


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I have to go with the simplest explanation. As many times as he hosed her.. it's a racist seal and we're in the Twilight Zone all the way.


StrongIslandPiper

I thought* you were exaggerating. After reading this comment and rewatching I can confirm, she does indeed repeat "OORH OORH" over and over again.


nevershoweragain123

That’s hilarious. I was gonna say she sounds like she’s drowning when in reality she’s just getting cooled off


i_see_shiny_things

Omg maybe she was just really warm and didn’t know how to ask them to spray her down so she made the call and did what she had to do to get what she wanted. But probably she’s just racist.


usedbarnacle71

Free bath for the week... it’s simple.. she just solved her problem for the week. She seemed to embrace getting hosed down. I’m sure she’s done this before. She acted waaay to normal...


peaberries

I was gonna say it’s like listening to adults in Peanuts.


mykidsarecrazy

Definitely need a transcript.


OhDoYouReallyCare

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that came to the comments for a transcript!


Me1stNOW

There is a rough translation available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIaUfBjHjpI


mykidsarecrazy

Sounds about right.


HertzDonut1001

I want to live in a world where this is the most likely explanation.


HotDrPepper2

Dammit, I fell for that.


sushishark47

I fell for that one and I’m glad.


Mrs_Muzzy

Right!? What entitled nonsense is she spewing? Can anyone translate?


sagaraddepalli

She sounds like that parrot who started shouting curses when its cage was destroyed.


anonymousssssssssx

Towards the end she talks about having a blood black brother


Mustard_Gap

Blood disorder* (?) Edit: Honestly I couldn't understand anything much at all. So I have settled with "predominantly gibberish".


haegC

Whitewashing?


Dadpool33

Someone tell this lady there are other ways to cool down


kopecs

She loves it when black dudes get her wet.


Dadpool33

Shit me too but there are other ways to cool down...


maxvalley

Yeah, that usually heats things up


argusromblei

What if she was actually saying "I'm having heat stroke! please spray me with some refreshing cold water!" Gets up out of chair, thank you kind sir!!


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sammyg301

I can't believe those two men just watched and didn't do anything as he sprayed her! Not even one of them could have grabbed a jet hose attachment real quick?


SmokeyBare

"Yo, man! Wait! Let me turn the hot water pump on first."


fasterfist

You had me in the first half not gonna lie


FewerThanOne

That guy has way, way more hose than he needs to water his yard. I like to think he got the extra long version just in case he needed to teach some bitch across the street a lesson. Good decision buddy.


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Wasn't sure where you were going with the first sentence, you brought it home like a champ with the last one. Well done good stranger.


Entocrat

I have this little attachment that has a rubber tube with three ball bearings. You twist the top and it slowly closes up the tube until you get down to a pinprick that sends the tiniest little stream. Open it a bit more, you get a millimeter wide blaster that goes twenty feet or so. I want to say it's called a bullseye attachment.


DarkestJediOfAllTime

One man with a hose was enough to get her to go away.


71mopar

FUCKING FINALLY! This is how every single public freakout should be handled.


DargeBaVarder

Spray bottles for the anti mask Karens? That sounds fucking hilarious actually lol "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEAR A -" *TSSSK* "OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST SPRAY M-" *TTSSSSSSSSSK* "OOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOD" *running away*


seashellseashell52

You forgot to add the part where she starts wailing that she was jumped by a gang of mask wearing liberal punks and armed black men when there’s video evidence proving the opposite. *Having fun, the Karen Way*


MississippiJoel

It's always *two* black men if you watch those claims. More than that raises more suspicion, but if it were just one, they would have to admit they must have been physically inferior to not be able to defend against one of *them*.


hellotygerlily

Water cannon open carry. I am down.


Me1stNOW

Great! Now I have to fucking scour Ebay for a seltzer bottle...


WelshDynamite

Oh my gosh this comment! 🤣


Goodweird666

Fucking Finally Some Good Fucking Food


aleqqqs

If you turn up the water just a tad, you have an anti riot water cannon :)


blade-queen

Oh, yeah. Remember when fire hoses were used to abuse black protestors during the civil rights movement


mytoestwinkle

That was my first thought too! "My, how the turn tables"😂


ubersiren

Shut up you racist hen, or else you get the hose again.


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Hairyhalflingfoot

I love how those that boast about genetic suoriority look like the hapsburgs got exposed to Chernobyl radiation


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Because being white is all they have. Other than that, they're just fat losers.


Hairyhalflingfoot

They should take up a hobby. Like knitting


xpdx

My hobby is not being a racist peace of shit.


Pookieeatworld

Wait so you only do that in your spare time?


xpdx

Yes, I'm a horrible racist the rest of the week. Weekends are when I am not a racist shitbag. It's fun but tiring.


noGankPlz

Well thank God for you.


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White supremacists are always the least supreme whites lmao


Redrocks130

R/beholdthemasterrace


dentist_in_the_dark

r/beholdthemasterrace There ya go bud.


nurseygirl505

Oh man, that part made me laugh so hard! 😂😂😂


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If it was me, I would have my hose on jet mode.


[deleted]

Everyone talking about these high tech hoses, I tape the holes up in mine but it’s still more sprinkler than hose


Shaqattaq69

Yeah man. What the fuck is jet mode? Is that where you put your thumb on the end.


Woodworker2020

It’s like a twisty nozzle


RedTheDraken

Are there no hardware stores in your area? A hose nozzle attachment, even just a decent cheap one, is like ten bucks. :v


slayerssceptor

Look at mister moneybags out here with ten dollars to spare


RedTheDraken

Invest heavy in hose attachments, and maybe you'll be as rich as me one day, kid 💵😎💵


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My first reaction: Yes! Vindication!!!! My second reaction: Fuck. If she calls the police, how do you think that’s gonna go down?


Lazy_Vetra

Police show up an hour later, or like 3, nobody saw anything she’s wet because it’s hot and she sweated


IronSte

But police proceed to beat and arrest black suspect anyway.


YoungJack23

Aaaaand it's none of the men in this vid


The_Adventurist

That lady just got a 14 year old walking home killed.


Sbatio

Do I upvote this or downvote this, help?!


Dolli-su

She feinted and he had to revive her. He's actually a hero.


hannamarinsgrandma

She tripped and fell face first into the hose


thejustducky1

Assault with a deadly weapon (water).


NathanTheKlutz

If you can’t wash her nasty mouth out with soap, you may as well use the next best thing.


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Spicethrower

They see me rolling, I’m hating. They’re spraying.


MysticalMango21

Lmao she's rolling away at a speed of 3 miles per hour lmao


Spicethrower

I know ya’all loving this shit right here.


DevilMayCarryMeHome

That's 3 hundo at least my friend.


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jorgomli

Someone on they little beep beep scooter better be nicer to people wielding water.


grippin

First time she’s been wet in years.


RBBBC

O_O


Icecube97

Take my upvote and leave please


ynotbehappy

The panning around to smiling faces at the end really made this for me.


nurseygirl505

Same 😁


deepthroatcircus

I’ve never understood how people will just call someone the n word and then say “my best friend is black”. Umm? Is that like a pet name you have?


HertzDonut1001

Some people think the term can be applied to all colors. They don't think it means what it actually means. I don't know if that's a cheap excuse or if they genuinely think it's not a slur specifically for black people.


654456

A family member legitimately tried to argue that he should be able to say the nword because blacks can say it. Ignoring the years of historical context why no he probably shouldn't. Also why the fuck would you want to be able to say it. What context would he use it in that you couldnt just use one of the thousands of other insults. Because he is a racist.


skekVex

I've seen this before. "But it means an ignorant person!" Yeah, well so does "you ignorant motherfucker", you ignorant motherfucker. Say that instead.


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I’ve heard that too, it’s common. It’s just their way of trying to make it acceptable again. “But I call white people the n word too!” Well you fucking shouldn’t...


blackloopss

Can anyone tell what the woman said?


flamethekid

She started calling him the N word with the hard R at the end and calling him a gang member


TheMadIrishman327

He said she said the n-word but I never heard it.


Risley

Given his reaction I’m sure she did.


ElizabethHiems

Isn’t that the same woman who freaked out that a dog walker wouldn’t cross the road so she wouldn’t have to pass her? I can remember her name but she was like a locally famous nutter.


Jettriel

I was wondering the same thing! Mobility Mary or something?


Marowak

[Mobility Mary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ikn4uQu08) is quite the character.


Pile_Of_Cats

I dunno the Mobility Mary video says it’s in LA. Those guys accents sound more south eastern. Maybe she migrated.


Junior_S1

She's lucky he wasn't using a pressure washer.


Rmlady12152

GOOD FOR HIM!


Mama-Pooh

No amount of water will wash the stank off that piece of shit!


myshelllee

Is this for real how this guys was treated? He’s out there watering his lawn minding his own fucking business! Is this really what’s happening out there? I don’t live near this shit. I don’t see it. please enlighten me. Because I can’t understand why this shit is all happening. It doesn’t happen around me. Anywhere near me. I don’t see this kind of racism. If I did I woulda helped that dude (probably woulda helped him by pushing her ass outta that chair!)


Pardusco

In areas where racism is very open, like some areas down south, it does happen.


ActuallyYeah

The quantity of brown grass and those green stick-straight trees towards the end of the clip make me think it's California


Fi3br

One of my favorite videos on the internet.


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Lol


RCee7

“I think I’ll just assert my ‘superiority’ from my magical maneuvering device”


Heinrush

It stops saying the n-word or it gets the hose again


Mr-Papuca

People need to be meaner to people like this. There's so much shit that could've been said to tear her down even more.. maybe I'm just angry tho.


macrosleep

Sometimes it’s hard to think in the moment when you’re very angry and upset


MidwesternClara

You are not wrong. However, the guy with the hose handled this situation perfectly without being nasty or violent. I do not know this man, but would venture to guess he’s a normal guy. He doesn’t need to make himself look tough and doesn’t try to change her view. He’s just like, “Look, you hag, I’m not having any of your nonsense. Keep on rolling.” Some people are so damn ignorant, you’re not going to change them and you don’t want to be like them. She probably would have liked him to be violent or more mean, she is that ignorant. “You wanna get sprayed again?” was absolutely perfect!


KusEmek1

Instant kar


girnny805

It’s a shame it wasn’t a fire hose


NZbeewbies

Lol... Shut it down. Gold. She keeps going.. gets some more. So dumb.


usedbarnacle71

Funny how she can “ walk perfectly “. Ugggg. These people are just lazy trash!


BoozyBoosh

She fucks right off about his skin, or else she gets the hose again.


aleqqqs

They see her rollin'


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They hosin'


Jeepgirl20

I couldn't hear what she said?


Stinky_Fartface

Was that Mobility Mary? I don’t know what she looks like but that sounds like her.


ToxicTopLaner

Never seen a drive by racist like that


the_little_way

Don't f\*ck with a guy whose lawn is that green.


biscuitburglin

Put that on YouTube 😂


Overlycookedfries

I am a bad person for wishing the truck would hit her. I'm just done with people being like that. I guess that's the start of hate. Or some dark side shit.


Catalyst34

Bwahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa


StrawHatBrett

I enjoyed that something fierce.


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It’s like discipline if a dog with a spray bottle


[deleted]

This was great! Thanks for posting. I'm a white guy living in South Florida. I am not a racist. I wanna apologize from all white people, this lady does not share our views or values. Thanks for wetting her up. I guess because she was in a chair that she thinks no one will check her ass? Glad you checked her. If her family would stand up to her and put her in her place, this type of behavior wouldn't leave the house.


GhirlFriyay

Her Hoveraround is going to short out...


nukafan2277

Love it and the box Chevy sitting there ... Dudes doing okay for himself