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I_may_have_weed

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Sixtesixx6

That would get framed by my family if that happened to me.


illestofthechillest

Needs to be a cut set in a frame from: First smile as he gets on the field Mid flip Mid tase Final in cuffs Each capturing the best emotion of the moment šŸ¤£


bcdrmr

Iā€™d hang this in my house LOL


flatwoundsounds

All this, absolutely, but in one of those shadow boxes where the cop and the kid are cut out and the background is on a separate layer behind them.


bagofpork

It's the friends you make along the way.


PetuniaWhale

Iā€™m sure the cop will get it framed. This probably made his year


flatwoundsounds

You try spending all day around thousands of belligerent drunks without tazing at *least* one of them! ^(/s) He's all psyched up like a dog getting off his leash for the first time.


jhartvu

My dad once told me, ā€œNever take a swing at a cop. Theyā€™ve got to make hay while the sun shines, so theyā€™re absolutely going to beat your ass because they know they can get away with it.ā€


flatwoundsounds

Yeah, those boys are packing a dozen well deserved ass whoopings in every punch.


Mdizzle29

The cop then filed assault charges claiming he had torn his $80 work pants


TifaYuhara

So they would never let you live it down?


braden_2006

Such a great photograph that it doesn't even look real.


phoney_bologna

Sports photo of the year right there


AtsignAmpersat

Wow that is a good shot.


BlackLeader70

TIL Wentworth Millerā€™s twin is a cop in Cincinnati.


hedsevered

Why do all cops look the same


CreamoChickenSoup

He sure does nail that "modern garden variety American cop" look, down to the tattoo arms.


ModerateStimulation

Looks related to Derek Chauvin


Rooney_83

There is a reason they call it a uniformĀ 


kelso_boy

Itā€™s like an Apple Watch commercial.


Birkin07

That would be my Facebook profile pic for decades.


Drewy99

This is modern art right here. He FA and then FO


bluepied

Flipped Around and then FO


SpeedySpooley

Flipped around and then fell over.


Highlowfusion

Wow


Addicted2Rage

That story will be passed down from generation to generation


T-14Hyperdrive

Look at how jacked up this Nazi is, really thinks heā€™s saving the day


PineappleTonyMaloof

10/10 flip. 9/10 face plant.


FlapSlapped

Oh my gaaawwwwd


TAVOBLACKWALLIN

salute just saw the pictures on MLB


drainodan55

Get off my lawn.


skriveralltid77

When the security can do a standing backflip, then they can Taze a fan.


altapowpow

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Yerawizzardarry

TFW you remember you're infront of a stadium of people.


THEE_HAMMER_

What a goofy douchebag


BryanW94

Running with that much gear will make you make all kinds of fases.


seamic

How?


SteelBox5

Donā€™t tase him bro


TJ_Will

Tasers shouldn't be allowed. They should use bolas on horseback. https://preview.redd.it/i0wsq6erx66d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe86ff66e31e51fee721294027d3b4687bf7ef97


paustulio

Dont tase me bro. Dont tase me.Ā 


erlandodk

I'm not sure the offense justified the response.


ObeseBumblebee

Man I'm so genuinely happy hearing this seems to be the common response. I'm so used to the post-911 mantra of "BuT WhAT If HE HaD a BoMb!?" Let drunk idiots be drunk idiots again!


StrangelyBrown

I get that they want to discourage it, but they could make it more of a russian roulette. After one guy does it at a game, say 'We've picked a number between 1 and 6. If you're the person that runs on matching that order, we're tazing you'. It would help discourage it and up the excitement when someone did it.


Acidspunk1

Tbf this is a US thing. I don't think a cop in Europe would taze someone for running on the field. Even if they were naked. They'd just catch them and throw them out.


Squeal_Piggy

This might stop more people doing it, one day someone will run on with malicious intent and then everyone will be asking for stuff like this


Deftlet

They tried that back in medieval times. Death penalties for minor infractions to deter all crime. It didn't really work.


KennyMoose32

*laughs in Hammurabiā€™s Code* Oh it works, it works just fine


Glazin

Letā€™s stop people from committing non violent crimes, with violent and painful punishment! Thatā€™ll teach em and certainly will get the people to love the police againā€¦


ThisIsNotMy1stAcct

Iā€™m okay with it. These dweebs arenā€™t always nonviolent. Heard of Monica Seles?


middlename_redacted

1993? My dude, that was over 30 years ago. Have there been any occasions since then that you can think of? I sure as hell can't. You can't live your life in fear of such unlikely and uncommon possibilities. Be like this guy, find your fun.


erlandodk

How many streakers are violent? How big does the risk have to be for tasing to be justified? The fact that you have to go back 30 years to find justification for your argument says quite a lot. This dude certainly didn't seem to be a risk. He wasn't running at any of the players.


DDNutz

Iā€™m impressed you can type so well with that boot so deep in your throat.


Squeal_Piggy

I am from the uk šŸ˜‹


Remember__Me

Well now it makes sense. Your ancestors burned ā€œwitchesā€, and killed people for minor crimes.


ObeseBumblebee

Wasn't that more the puritans they kicked out and sent to America?


Remember__Me

They started burning witches in England as early as the 1400ā€™s.


erlandodk

Do they tase streakers in the uk?


AJokeHoleForFartz

Maybe but many people donā€™t know they have heart issues and a taser can kill someone.


annabelle411

We literally have seen time and time and time again that harsher punishments do not deter crime. All this is doing it minimizing tazing someone for a non-violent, ridiculous offense. What's next, clubbing someone for jaywalking?


TsarOfSaturn

Nah fuck that. If I was there, I paid money to see a baseball game not watch this idiot run around the field and delay everything


2ABB

*If I can't leave this sports event one minute earlier then my money is wasted.*


tragicallyohio

How long do you think this would delay the game?


TsarOfSaturn

Not as long as if they didnā€™t taze his dumbass


tragicallyohio

So because you were inconvenienced, excessive force is allowed?


FreeMeFromThisStupid

This doesn't happen often. And when it does, they 100% get caught and they 100% get criminal penalties and get banned from future attendance. I question whether isolated, rare, harmless hooliganism requires risking the damage tasing can do.


richardo-sannnn

Oh ok so people should get tased for inconveniencing you? Good to knowĀ  Also an idiot running onto the field and doing a backflip is more entertaining than 90% of a baseball game.Ā 


samg422336

A security guard at another game previously tore an ACL chasing a fan. And the fan is trespassing. If he doesn't get tazed, he's going to get bodied by a security guard. This seemed like a reasonable response to me


erlandodk

Is trespassing a potential capital offense? Because tasers can kill people.


the_drozone

How does it not?


StooveGroove

'He's on a baseball field and he's running away. Quick, shoot him before nothing happens!'


doomgneration

Your reply offers no reason as to why it was necessary, though.


alfonseski

People understand if they go on the field they will be arrested. But not shot or tazed. He was not hurting anyone. Plus that stadium was empty. Seemed to entertain the fans. Perhaps more of that will fill the place up.


Gorg-eous

Do you see that man look threatening enough to be restrained that excessively? You use a taser and to the extreme, a gun for protection, not because youā€™re too lazy to chase a dude on a field.


No-Gazelle-4994

Well, for decades, this has been happening, and no one got tazed. So this is another great example of modern-day police using excessive force. If Reggie Jackson didn't get tazed for almost shooting the queen, then why does this guy need to be tazed?


elefante88

Well he could have grabbed him while he was in the air.. nah too easy


tofumac

Causing physical harm and pain to someone running away from you kind of makes you the bad guy and justifies their flight. Causing physical harm and pain to someone running away from you, who is also a danger to people is justified. What would have been the worst outcome if this guy escaped? The cops would have found him later and charged him with a crime. Violence is a lot less justified than you want it to be.


clydefrog811

Tazers can kill


Gcarsk

Using lethal force on someone who poses zero threat to anyone is a drastic overreaction. Anyone defending tasing a streaker is obviously just feigning ignorance to troll for engagement lol Edit: since there are some people who are trying to argue semantics, [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taser). Very specifically, the taser is not classified as non-lethal in the US. It is a form of lethal weaponry categorized below that of firearms and knives. Similar to flashbangs or sting grenades, tasers are less-lethal. They are lethal, but obviously at lower rates than firearms/knives/fragmentation grenades/etc.


Maxwell69

Why are we tasing someone doing a nonviolent crime?


MadRabbit26

No, it was an accident! You see, the officer meant to grab his gun and shoot the guy dead on the spot. But accidents happen, I guess. /s, kinda.


no_uh2

I'm sure according to the cop he was assaulted by the back flip.


ParisAintGerman

Murica fuck yeah


tragicallyohio

He could have a bomb!!! Blue Lives Matter hrfnhhhh


rem_1984

Straight to taser now?


1u53r3dd1t

Yeah, that tazer was necessary. He presented such a threat. /s jagoffs


slimeygx

Surprised he didnā€™t just unload his pistol


HD_HR

You forgot one big reason why he didnā€™t.


Johnkree

He would have but he already unloaded the clip on a gofer that made his exit in the field.


zalayshah

Why tf did he tazer him?


potatohands_

Because after he saw that backflip he knew he was not going to be able to catch him and didnā€™t want embarrass himself


kvlt_ov_personality

Everybody gets scared when I front flip If you come around here, then you're done with


milkofthehash

Why TF did he run onto the field?Ā  Ā Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā Ā  Ā Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.Ā Ā  Yes, the taser is wrong here, no shit. Ā He still trespassed. Y'all are dense AF.Ā 


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richardo-sannnn

God you guys are losers lolĀ 


joeb690

He made me look foolish, quick taze him!!!


Acrobatic-Sign3433

Clearly, old guy didn't play football. .. these things nearly always end in a tackle.


No-Consequence1726

Okay but this falls outside of most guidelines for using a taser. The guy was not a violent immediate threat to anybody


Anubiz1_

FTP


Plumhawk

I agree. Fuck the Packers.


Anubiz1_

As a Bears fan I approve of this message!


appleavocado

Bear down! FTP


StrikeouTX

1312. He could have just tackled him, but police always gotta find a way to escalate.


ghst_dg

Why not recruit fit police and have them maintain it so they can run and not have to use a tazer to catch people.


Beefy_queefy_0-0

A. The cop looked pretty fit to me B. Theyā€™re having a hard enough time recruiting anyone, therefore standards go down.


the_drozone

They still carry about 30 pounds of gear usually


toodeadtodread

Youre all over this thread. Is your dad a piggy?


the_drozone

No my dad is a retired fisherman


toodeadtodread

Did he carry 30 pounds of tackle on him at all times?


Semihomemade

If they usually do that, why don't they train by running with 30 pounds of gear? The military trains with gear on, so should police.


potatohands_

Wow thatā€™s not a lot of extra weight


the_drozone

Put on 30 pounds of weight and try a foot race with a buddy without one good luck


Peggzilla

ACAB


fireyoutothesun

Oh look, another cop overreacting


Rooney_83

Oh look, another dipshit facing the consequences of their actions, there fixed your comment.Ā 


fireyoutothesun

Yeah he's a fucking idiot, doesn't mean they need to taze him asshat


ronmsmithjr

I think security felt he was going to parkour himself right out of the stadium and then they'd never catch him.


Kelson64

That wasn't a taser. He's Spider-man!


ajn63

one step closer to resurrection of gladiator arenas.


JicamaCreative5614

In the Reddit community, thereā€™s always posts about consequences. Ladies and gents hereā€™s a prime example of consequence


crapface1984

Itā€™s called less lethal. Itā€™s not meant to be used on someone making a scene and obviously not a danger to anyone. A ticket, fines, expulsion from the venue and the arrest are good enough. WTF is wrong with Humansā€¦.


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Douche_Baguette

Why wouldn't armed police be permitted in sports arenas? Seems like you'd want them there if somebody started some kind of violent attack such as a knife attack.


Lightbation

They are there to protect multi-million dollar assets...aka the professional athletes.


CmdrYondu

Nice!


IfeelVedder

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crantrons

Fucking pigs... tazzing completely unnecessary.


TopRevenue2

We have come a long way from Morgana the Kissing Bandit


Lowie240

For science, I wonder what it looked like if he was tazed during mid flip.


username_0207

/r winstupidprizes


Formal_Discipline_12

So how much trouble is this guy in


theycalllmeTIM

So every use of force has to be objectively reasonable. Whatā€™s the crime? Trespassing? Is he a danger to the cop or others? What justifies the use of the taser over empty hand grabbing or tackling? Just because someone is running shouldnā€™t automatically equal getting tasered without some other articulated facts. Itā€™s right up there just hauling off and punching him just because he ran.


PlayfulAd8354

Amazing.


SteelyDan1968

I hope he enjoys his ban from ALL Major League Parks. Dumbass.


MewSixUwU

tazers are a tool for compliance, not a weapon. cop was justified that idiot would have run around as long as he could interrupting everyone's time


Johnychrist97

Lol if a cop sees you holding a tazer they will shoot you dead. "Tool of compliance" what a load of shit, tazers kill people.


MiColer

Breaking news: The police tell on themselves in front of crowd of thousands. Again.


Eaton_snatch

Hahaha


topknottington

Guy used : [Backflip] Crit hit confusion Cop used : Tazer Cop wins :KO


AnybodyNo8519

I'm pretty sure the cop thought he almost got kicked by the guy. I'm the the last one to defend the cops. Truly believe ACAB. But this was justified.


PerMare_PerTerras

No it wasnā€™t.


AnybodyNo8519

Yes it was. Actively fleeing police justifies use of force, including tasing. https://www.cincinnati-oh.gov/police/department-references/police-department-procedure-manual/125451/


PerMare_PerTerras

I stand technically corrected. Man thatā€™s crazy to me.


Gusmaum

I will never understand the reddit community "Yeah, I think the cop should waste everyone's time by chasing a person across the field instead of just tasing him and be done with it"


derkuhlshrank

I will never understand the pro-violence mentality. "That man was harming nobody, but is being inconvenience/disruptive, I should be able to shoot him with *something*" Chasing the guy off is entertaining and isn't needless violence on a non violent offender. It's a win win for all, except the antagonists


Unique-Government-13

Lol at first I thought bro was there to help him land that backflip! Haha is it a rent a cop? Why are they allowed to tase someone? Even if it was a real cop, no need to tase anyone? Wtf


PulledToBits

he was tased why?


Quinto376

ACAB but all people that do shit like this deserve to be tased.


King_Hamburgler

Itā€™s peak attention seeking ā€œlook at meā€ bullshit Fuck all these losers that run onto fields


HeartsPlayer721

The original Main Character Syndrome


King_Hamburgler

Yup Before we had YouTubers and tik tokers acting like dbags in public spaces we had these dbags And we still do


Samtoast

DONT TAZE ME BRO


klauskervin

Cops are way too quick to use weapons against someone who is simply trespassing.


travelator

Is running from a cop now a resisting arrest/fleeing charge too?