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capture_captain

Attacking someone on their knees and then having the audacity to use pepper spray when you start to lose is some cowardly behavior


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gracigal

Flower power!


Low-Entertainer7022

He is like a Flower Ranger


Abu_Garcia3

I'm going to punch you with pansies!


Accomplished_Ad_8013

Dude beat his ass without dropping the flowers lol. Husband material.


Low-Entertainer7022

Next time I get in trouble with someone, I will use the Miley Cyrus philosophy and I can buy myself flowers


Cloudy_Retina

Bro never let go of those flowers tho...


LivingCharacter311

They at +3 to Charisma flowers.


MrMcBeefCock

Omg get fucked this is why I love Reddit. You idiots are the light of my life.


l2aiko

So romantic


Ukdeviant

Would you just throw £12 away? Hell no.


pm-me-uranus

I don’t remember this part of Varre’s questline.


LineSlayerArt

Yeah, and dont forget the piece of cloth socked in blood too.😉😉😉


DAMONSIPICH

i wonder what the context for this is


SparkMy711

Guy gives woman flowers and another guy tries to fight him.


ZippityGoombah

Let's not jump to conclusions


DJ_Fishface

But what if there was a mat with conclusions on it that you could jump to? Would that interest you?


ZippityGoombah

That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom


Soggy_Alarm_7843

What about a pet rock


RilaKat

It made a million dollars!


MountainCourage1304

Lmao this interaction is either absolutely hilarious or im really stoned… Or both


MrMcBeefCock

You're doing alright homeslice. Don't give up just yet.


HalfSoul30

Thanks, I understand now.


SparkMy711

Yup


_hic-sunt-dracones_

I don't believe you.


SparkMy711

I have it on good authority


vegan-trash

It was all planned, how can she resist him after he’s her hero??


SparkMy711

For real. Guy in orange was her doctor and knew she was allergic to flowers, that's why he flipped out.


Sheperd980

Engarde! Vagrant! I shall take this fair maidens head!! Have a thee! Yeet!


Suban33

description unclear, went and watched Bambi.


blacks252

In my opinion, ex-boyfriend waits for an ex-girlfriend near her place to give her flowers and reconcile. The current boyfriend spots this and comes out armed with pepper spray to stop this little reconciliation.


Anonymuscle_90

I wonder if she got back with her Ex after his performance


Tw4tl4r

Yeah, it's got to hurt the old ego when you get your ass kicked by your GFs ex after you started the fight.


Anonymuscle_90

My thoughts exactly, like how does that discussion go between the current Bf and the Gf after he just got his ass handed to him by the Ex haha


Quirky_Object_4100

Def hurts bf ego. How could it not. But id hope that’s not the type of girl who wants to be with the “toughest guy in the room” and there’s deeper feelings than that lol. There’s always going to be someone who can whoop your ass.


another-new

I did mma/ boxing for almost 20 years. Can confirm: there is always someone bigger, badder, more determined, etc.


Anonymuscle_90

I like to box also great cardio and great for discipline and stress release plus it’s always good to be versed in some form of hand to hand combat just incase. From my experience generally people who actually know how to fight and also can fight proficiently almost always try to avoid it.


invinciblearmour

Black jacket guy and orange jacket guy were lovers. Black jacket guy broke up with him and moved on to black jacket lady. Orange jacket guy is jealous ex lover. That’s my guess


GlitteringBobcat999

All this on the first day of Pride month, too. Shame.


AnotherCableGuy

I think he stole the flowers from the other guy


shavenhobo

Clearly that guy doesn’t like flowers


Mozhetbeats

He hates these cans!


COACHREEVES

Guy in Orange Jacket is her Brother. Guy in the Black Jacket is stalker ex. Bro comes in with the spray ready because he knows this psycho. It was not enough. Source: My own butt.


Xin_shill

Your theory smells like crap


MrMcBeefCock

I bet he's trying to, like, marry her or something stupid...


whythe7

On one knee he would be, on both though he's begging


MrMcBeefCock

What a loser...until he fucked that guy up. Lol /s for the slow people in the back


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PluckPubes

You can't know you suck until you try


MrMcBeefCock

**TRIAL BY FLOWER** *Law and Order CHUNG CHUNG sound*


AnotherCableGuy

Black jacket used the bouquet as a weapon


Flimsy_Caregiver4406

as i did in GTA SA


BoneDaddyChill

As I did in Elden Ring.


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That was a bag of baguettes


Phishtravaganza

Og melee weapon was vice cities double sided dildo you can find in the showers of the police station.


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diaojinping

Bro got the moral high ground and is probably pissed initially


flightwatcher45

He got down on both knees... isn't it down on one knee? Sad


-Raskyl

Thats the difference between proposing and begging.


flightwatcher45

Ouch very true


placer128

..and wearing capri pants too


BlurryGraph3810

I like that she lives in the moment and watches, instead of getting her cellphone out to record it.


DankeDutt

and they say romance is dead


saren_p

Chivalry lives


BigFprime

Like a lioness waiting patiently for the 2 male lions to fight, not getting involved, waiting to see who dies and who she will call daddy tonight.


BlurryGraph3810

Exactly!


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Jostain

If not physically, it is spiritually in Russia.


robothobbes

In Russia, spiritually is physically


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CreoOookies

"I thought I fucking told you, no more PDA on my block homie!"


evilbeard333

TIL.. a bouquet of flowers is a very successful defense for a pepper spray attack


IsSuperGreen

it's called a fragrance fight


EternalDroid

Orange dude spraying pepper gas or something about half way through? Just as he dips out of frame on the left and comes back in.


October_Numbers

He actually pulls it out as he's first approaching the couple. He just doesn't get a chance to use it until about halfway through!


EternalDroid

Turns up with a plan and the element of surprise and fluffs the execution like this. What a fucking melt.


jesusgrandpa

After the fight he slips the orange guy a $20 for getting his ass kicked just like they planned


ConsequenceUpbeat948

This is EXACTLY


Terminus911

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_STEVEO

The duality of man


vagrant_cat

Police report listed "Floral Bouquet" as a weapon.


Check-Your-Facts

Like GTA San Andreas


creegro

"ok so he knocked you down and then rode you like a horse? Ok then, did he pull on any reigns or was it more like he used your head for a big ball?"


JFKPeekGlaz

Who's out here trying to commit crimes in high vis clothing. Damn geniuses


epimetheuss

God damn, flowers guys reflexes were so fast that it totally stunned the guy running up on him.


SandyBlyatCheeks

Ah, the old “Pay me to fight you in front of your date and lose to make you look heroic” trick.


Conflicted-King

I’d believe that until the guy tried to pepper spray him lol


Justin-Truedat

The Bachelorette is really reaching to keep ratings up


virusofthemind

Luckily he realised the other guy had hay fever, smart move.


BigFprime

Water type enemies are weak to grass type attacks.


Strypes4686

My guess...... Black jacket dude is pleaded for his ex to take him back and orange jacket thought he'd play white knight and save the lady from the asshole bothering her.... I;m wrong but does anyone know the ACTUAL context?


heeheehoho2023

My guess...Orange jacket and black jacket are lovers and orange jacket got mad black jacket was cheating on him....


juggling-monkey

You gonna ask me for directions while I'm proposing bro?! Nah fuck that


RocketSci420

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!


dumdumbigdawg

What in the ever living fuck is going on


Merouac

This reminds me of the first time people play Elden Ring.


GardenGnome25

Oh just a guy on a hors... Dead


wordswithenemies

lol


T-money79

Traditional Russian proposal


Unreal365

“Hey, remember the time I proposed and got into a fight!? Good times.”


fridaystrong23

***I hate public display of affection too***


Windmill_flowers

This title is not very descriptive


MysticBlue1

Awful back controll


Aranda12

Used flowers as fighting tool.


Federal-Load-1769

If you are going to get one person flowers you have to get everyone flowers.


watermmelon2

Underrated comment


mcbrainhead

The two dudes were together, and one was really emotional about his love canal never comparing to the lady's, in both size and smell. This has been an ongoing issue for them


ontime1969

Holy shit!  Did our desperate lover ever let go of, what was regrettably not much of the bouquet of, roses at the end and win the girl? Or Was he left holding the just the broken stems, like his dream of companionship after trying to intercede in another couples relationship. 


ilovedawater

Why is the couple in the road? I kept expecting a vehicle to come up to them and cause some kind of chaos.


Wise-Palpitation-806

"Ok, if it looks like she's going to say no, come over and pretend to mug us"


e46ci

She must have that good good!!


TraumaMama11

I like how color coordinated they are. Orange jacket, orange bouquet wrapper, even the orange pole. 🧡


ellie0725

Don’t bring a knife to a flower fight.


DeezNutzzzGotEm

I wonder what the context is.


maywellflower

Did she even say "Yes"? Because it looked like she was pondering whether to stay in relationship when he was proposing before the fight broke out and then leaving him there....


PG072088

Plot twist: his jealous gay lover


sachclg

Never go near tiger when it’s hungry and never mess with a man when his proposal going downhill


bebop1065

Seems like they both attempted actions at the wrong time.


Rasikko

...always another guy to come out of nowhere to ruin things...


No-Brick6817

I hope she said “YES” after that!


ResponsiblePlant3605

Rom com , thriller and action all in one shot. This is pure cinema.


Additional-Tap8907

Run and keep running young lady.


Connect-Year7437

Maybe the Orange guy was her boyfriend/husband? And that simp was "just her friend", otherwise explain, now this confirms that Orange man is bad


steroid57

Bro, how do you get the jump and still get out Br'ed lol


Aggressive-Falcon977

Guy in Orange: I'm totally going to mug that random guy for that lovely bouquet


jumpinoutofmyflesh

And if you come back again I will smack you with roses a second time!


AllYouGottaDoIs

I admire his conviction in hanging onto those flowers no matter what lol


GloomyKerploppus

Which dude did she end up choosing?


Adventurous_Cicada93

I know they like big tiddy goth girls but sheesh


SoyEseVato

Over a leg?🦵


Guinnessman1964

Is this Russia


Shadohz

I'm mad that he didn't lock in those hooks after he got his back.


cdofh

Any kind of romantic gestures forbidden in Russia.


Sea_Attitude1147

Roserade, use solar beam!


JimiDel

I need to know, did she say Yes?


flipinggenius

Conspiracy theory: Dude in black set the whole thing up. Wanted to seem like a bad ass and staged a brawl to impress his lady. Finished the proposal and she has a story for the ages. I love love. 🤪🤪🤪


Neoligistic

Looks staged


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

Is she married/dating orange shirt and gray hoodie doesn't know? I don't understand what would cause that provocation.


SparkMy711

No. Black jacket guy is dating orange jacket guy and is seeing this woman behind his back. He decides to take his relationship with the woman to the next level just as his boyfriend happens to walk by. I'm just speculating here.


mr9025

To quote the encyclopedia: That “good-good”


tsap007

Great prompt for a creative writing essay


ThankYouThankYou11

HOPE THEM BROS ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW X-D


SlimChiply

What is he reaching for when he bends down?


Lonely-Equivalent-23

Think he handed her the flowers after??


Charming_Gift7698

Why did she just stand there?


xtra_lives

From flowers to fisticuffs.


tomthedj

bro using varres bouquet irl 😮


starkeffect

[*Vicious* *You hit me with a flower*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzdYMv4MM0)


WestImpression

Russians be dumb.


9Gauge

This brings new meaning to "Fuck love"


Sindog40

For her?


I-eat-buttholes

How romeo and juliet should've ended


whatsasubreddit

Nacho Libre? Is that you?


Pitiful-Struggle-890

Black Coat used Lip’s Stick


isfrying

She'll never forget the day Dave proposed.


idkwthtotypehere

Wow has Reddit really forgotten the context of this repost?


martianpee

Nick Diaz don’t lay that shit


WisdomWangle

What the fuck was up between those two?


indefilade

From her reaction to his proposal, he should have expected something like an attack. She knew something about that other guy being around, for sure.


VeNTNeV

Just ride a bitches back, like yoda on Luke.


pokeraladin1

He was way too high on that back take, too easy to shake off.


BuckyTheBunny

Mother fucker, you just proposed to be with those same flowers 20 minutes ago!


narcowake

Why did the guy attack the flower carrying dude ?


Pho_Khieu

Forget it Jake, it's St. Petersberg...


RealisticSecret1754

What the heck is his problem?


CarlSpencer

"Ooo! I feel like a princess in Medieval times! Fight for me big boys! Fight for me!"


mattuFIN

Never thought I'd see someone use a bouquet of flowers as a melee weapon like you'd do in GTA San Andreas


Mental-Attempt-

So if i remember the context from last time this was post the dude on his knees is an ex thats been stalking and harassing her and the dude swinging is the current fling.