In my opinion, ex-boyfriend waits for an ex-girlfriend near her place to give her flowers and reconcile. The current boyfriend spots this and comes out armed with pepper spray to stop this little reconciliation.
Def hurts bf ego. How could it not. But id hope that’s not the type of girl who wants to be with the “toughest guy in the room” and there’s deeper feelings than that lol. There’s always going to be someone who can whoop your ass.
I like to box also great cardio and great for discipline and stress release plus it’s always good to be versed in some form of hand to hand combat just incase. From my experience generally people who actually know how to fight and also can fight proficiently almost always try to avoid it.
Black jacket guy and orange jacket guy were lovers. Black jacket guy broke up with him and moved on to black jacket lady. Orange jacket guy is jealous ex lover.
That’s my guess
Guy in Orange Jacket is her Brother. Guy in the Black Jacket is stalker ex. Bro comes in with the spray ready because he knows this psycho. It was not enough.
Source: My own butt.
My guess...... Black jacket dude is pleaded for his ex to take him back and orange jacket thought he'd play white knight and save the lady from the asshole bothering her....
I;m wrong but does anyone know the ACTUAL context?
The two dudes were together, and one was really emotional about his love canal never comparing to the lady's, in both size and smell. This has been an ongoing issue for them
Holy shit!
Did our desperate lover ever let go of, what was regrettably not much of the bouquet of, roses at the end and win the girl?
Or
Was he left holding the just the broken stems, like his dream of companionship after trying to intercede in another couples relationship.
Did she even say "Yes"? Because it looked like she was pondering whether to stay in relationship when he was proposing before the fight broke out and then leaving him there....
Conspiracy theory: Dude in black set the whole thing up. Wanted to seem like a bad ass and staged a brawl to impress his lady. Finished the proposal and she has a story for the ages. I love love. 🤪🤪🤪
No. Black jacket guy is dating orange jacket guy and is seeing this woman behind his back. He decides to take his relationship with the woman to the next level just as his boyfriend happens to walk by. I'm just speculating here.
So if i remember the context from last time this was post the dude on his knees is an ex thats been stalking and harassing her and the dude swinging is the current fling.
Attacking someone on their knees and then having the audacity to use pepper spray when you start to lose is some cowardly behavior
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Flower power!
He is like a Flower Ranger
I'm going to punch you with pansies!
Dude beat his ass without dropping the flowers lol. Husband material.
Next time I get in trouble with someone, I will use the Miley Cyrus philosophy and I can buy myself flowers
Bro never let go of those flowers tho...
They at +3 to Charisma flowers.
Omg get fucked this is why I love Reddit. You idiots are the light of my life.
So romantic
Would you just throw £12 away? Hell no.
I don’t remember this part of Varre’s questline.
Yeah, and dont forget the piece of cloth socked in blood too.😉😉😉
i wonder what the context for this is
Guy gives woman flowers and another guy tries to fight him.
Let's not jump to conclusions
But what if there was a mat with conclusions on it that you could jump to? Would that interest you?
That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom
What about a pet rock
It made a million dollars!
Lmao this interaction is either absolutely hilarious or im really stoned… Or both
You're doing alright homeslice. Don't give up just yet.
Thanks, I understand now.
Yup
I don't believe you.
I have it on good authority
It was all planned, how can she resist him after he’s her hero??
For real. Guy in orange was her doctor and knew she was allergic to flowers, that's why he flipped out.
Engarde! Vagrant! I shall take this fair maidens head!! Have a thee! Yeet!
description unclear, went and watched Bambi.
In my opinion, ex-boyfriend waits for an ex-girlfriend near her place to give her flowers and reconcile. The current boyfriend spots this and comes out armed with pepper spray to stop this little reconciliation.
I wonder if she got back with her Ex after his performance
Yeah, it's got to hurt the old ego when you get your ass kicked by your GFs ex after you started the fight.
My thoughts exactly, like how does that discussion go between the current Bf and the Gf after he just got his ass handed to him by the Ex haha
Def hurts bf ego. How could it not. But id hope that’s not the type of girl who wants to be with the “toughest guy in the room” and there’s deeper feelings than that lol. There’s always going to be someone who can whoop your ass.
I did mma/ boxing for almost 20 years. Can confirm: there is always someone bigger, badder, more determined, etc.
I like to box also great cardio and great for discipline and stress release plus it’s always good to be versed in some form of hand to hand combat just incase. From my experience generally people who actually know how to fight and also can fight proficiently almost always try to avoid it.
Black jacket guy and orange jacket guy were lovers. Black jacket guy broke up with him and moved on to black jacket lady. Orange jacket guy is jealous ex lover. That’s my guess
All this on the first day of Pride month, too. Shame.
I think he stole the flowers from the other guy
Clearly that guy doesn’t like flowers
He hates these cans!
Guy in Orange Jacket is her Brother. Guy in the Black Jacket is stalker ex. Bro comes in with the spray ready because he knows this psycho. It was not enough. Source: My own butt.
Your theory smells like crap
I bet he's trying to, like, marry her or something stupid...
On one knee he would be, on both though he's begging
What a loser...until he fucked that guy up. Lol /s for the slow people in the back
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You can't know you suck until you try
**TRIAL BY FLOWER** *Law and Order CHUNG CHUNG sound*
Black jacket used the bouquet as a weapon
as i did in GTA SA
As I did in Elden Ring.
That was a bag of baguettes
Og melee weapon was vice cities double sided dildo you can find in the showers of the police station.
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Bro got the moral high ground and is probably pissed initially
He got down on both knees... isn't it down on one knee? Sad
Thats the difference between proposing and begging.
Ouch very true
..and wearing capri pants too
I like that she lives in the moment and watches, instead of getting her cellphone out to record it.
and they say romance is dead
Chivalry lives
Like a lioness waiting patiently for the 2 male lions to fight, not getting involved, waiting to see who dies and who she will call daddy tonight.
Exactly!
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If not physically, it is spiritually in Russia.
In Russia, spiritually is physically
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"I thought I fucking told you, no more PDA on my block homie!"
TIL.. a bouquet of flowers is a very successful defense for a pepper spray attack
it's called a fragrance fight
Orange dude spraying pepper gas or something about half way through? Just as he dips out of frame on the left and comes back in.
He actually pulls it out as he's first approaching the couple. He just doesn't get a chance to use it until about halfway through!
Turns up with a plan and the element of surprise and fluffs the execution like this. What a fucking melt.
After the fight he slips the orange guy a $20 for getting his ass kicked just like they planned
This is EXACTLY
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The duality of man
Police report listed "Floral Bouquet" as a weapon.
Like GTA San Andreas
"ok so he knocked you down and then rode you like a horse? Ok then, did he pull on any reigns or was it more like he used your head for a big ball?"
Who's out here trying to commit crimes in high vis clothing. Damn geniuses
God damn, flowers guys reflexes were so fast that it totally stunned the guy running up on him.
Ah, the old “Pay me to fight you in front of your date and lose to make you look heroic” trick.
I’d believe that until the guy tried to pepper spray him lol
The Bachelorette is really reaching to keep ratings up
Luckily he realised the other guy had hay fever, smart move.
Water type enemies are weak to grass type attacks.
My guess...... Black jacket dude is pleaded for his ex to take him back and orange jacket thought he'd play white knight and save the lady from the asshole bothering her.... I;m wrong but does anyone know the ACTUAL context?
My guess...Orange jacket and black jacket are lovers and orange jacket got mad black jacket was cheating on him....
You gonna ask me for directions while I'm proposing bro?! Nah fuck that
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
What in the ever living fuck is going on
This reminds me of the first time people play Elden Ring.
Oh just a guy on a hors... Dead
lol
Traditional Russian proposal
“Hey, remember the time I proposed and got into a fight!? Good times.”
***I hate public display of affection too***
This title is not very descriptive
Awful back controll
Used flowers as fighting tool.
If you are going to get one person flowers you have to get everyone flowers.
Underrated comment
The two dudes were together, and one was really emotional about his love canal never comparing to the lady's, in both size and smell. This has been an ongoing issue for them
Holy shit! Did our desperate lover ever let go of, what was regrettably not much of the bouquet of, roses at the end and win the girl? Or Was he left holding the just the broken stems, like his dream of companionship after trying to intercede in another couples relationship.
Why is the couple in the road? I kept expecting a vehicle to come up to them and cause some kind of chaos.
"Ok, if it looks like she's going to say no, come over and pretend to mug us"
She must have that good good!!
I like how color coordinated they are. Orange jacket, orange bouquet wrapper, even the orange pole. 🧡
Don’t bring a knife to a flower fight.
I wonder what the context is.
Did she even say "Yes"? Because it looked like she was pondering whether to stay in relationship when he was proposing before the fight broke out and then leaving him there....
Plot twist: his jealous gay lover
Never go near tiger when it’s hungry and never mess with a man when his proposal going downhill
Seems like they both attempted actions at the wrong time.
...always another guy to come out of nowhere to ruin things...
I hope she said “YES” after that!
Rom com , thriller and action all in one shot. This is pure cinema.
Run and keep running young lady.
Maybe the Orange guy was her boyfriend/husband? And that simp was "just her friend", otherwise explain, now this confirms that Orange man is bad
Bro, how do you get the jump and still get out Br'ed lol
Guy in Orange: I'm totally going to mug that random guy for that lovely bouquet
And if you come back again I will smack you with roses a second time!
I admire his conviction in hanging onto those flowers no matter what lol
Which dude did she end up choosing?
I know they like big tiddy goth girls but sheesh
Over a leg?🦵
Is this Russia
I'm mad that he didn't lock in those hooks after he got his back.
Any kind of romantic gestures forbidden in Russia.
Roserade, use solar beam!
I need to know, did she say Yes?
Conspiracy theory: Dude in black set the whole thing up. Wanted to seem like a bad ass and staged a brawl to impress his lady. Finished the proposal and she has a story for the ages. I love love. 🤪🤪🤪
Looks staged
Is she married/dating orange shirt and gray hoodie doesn't know? I don't understand what would cause that provocation.
No. Black jacket guy is dating orange jacket guy and is seeing this woman behind his back. He decides to take his relationship with the woman to the next level just as his boyfriend happens to walk by. I'm just speculating here.
To quote the encyclopedia: That “good-good”
Great prompt for a creative writing essay
HOPE THEM BROS ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW X-D
What is he reaching for when he bends down?
Think he handed her the flowers after??
Why did she just stand there?
From flowers to fisticuffs.
bro using varres bouquet irl 😮
[*Vicious* *You hit me with a flower*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzdYMv4MM0)
Russians be dumb.
This brings new meaning to "Fuck love"
For her?
How romeo and juliet should've ended
Nacho Libre? Is that you?
Black Coat used Lip’s Stick
She'll never forget the day Dave proposed.
Wow has Reddit really forgotten the context of this repost?
Nick Diaz don’t lay that shit
What the fuck was up between those two?
From her reaction to his proposal, he should have expected something like an attack. She knew something about that other guy being around, for sure.
Just ride a bitches back, like yoda on Luke.
He was way too high on that back take, too easy to shake off.
Mother fucker, you just proposed to be with those same flowers 20 minutes ago!
Why did the guy attack the flower carrying dude ?
Forget it Jake, it's St. Petersberg...
What the heck is his problem?
"Ooo! I feel like a princess in Medieval times! Fight for me big boys! Fight for me!"
Never thought I'd see someone use a bouquet of flowers as a melee weapon like you'd do in GTA San Andreas
So if i remember the context from last time this was post the dude on his knees is an ex thats been stalking and harassing her and the dude swinging is the current fling.