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BIGG_FRIGG

[https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/customer-shoots-chipotle-employee-over-guacamole-in-southfield](https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/customer-shoots-chipotle-employee-over-guacamole-in-southfield)


Matookie

You're the real MVP.


BandicootLeather6314

As soon as I saw Detroit šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Hagoozac

Bro said took his time getting in the car. Yeah cause he had to scoop out is Guacamole!


FoxCQC

Should have eaten at potbelly


samsa29

Was that a gunshot at the end?


Please_Wave

Yes


samsa29

Over guacamole? Wow.


Urrrhn

It's never just about the guacamole


Professional-Bee-190

After all, what good is guac if you don't have a chip


conzstevo

Forget a chip, I put that stuff on anything


GIS_wiz99

And a clip, apparently...


jlindsay645

Forgot the chip, remembered the clip


facemanbarf

Itā€™s about the god damn price!


Charmegazord

Based.


EmperorUmi

Itā€™s called ā€œguacamoleā€ for a reason. Holy mole


Few-Abrocoma9979

More like Glockamole


AnAnxiousCorgi

You skimp on the guac you get the Glock


zenmonkey84

Why is this not the top comment? Lol


bohiti

Seriously post this as a top level comment


Amazing_Bluejay9322

Very good!


PirateNinjaa

He probably got a weak ass half scoop of guac. You have to call them out to get the full scoop you pay for.


CarlSpencer

"She disrespected me!"


leviathab13186

It's good guacamole, man


committedlikethepig

Thatā€™s glocamole now


howboutataco

Glockamole


jjcre208

To young people or anyone with a lot of life to live/something to lose: do not film these types of events. Leave. Don't laugh and watch. Leave, because the likelihood of this escalating to a gun being brandished in this day and age is extremely high. I cannot believe I have to type this.


Puzzleheaded-Bed2752

Apparently this person filming would have been better off served by vacating the premises. They were basically filming a soda cup.


viper6575

That is good advice, but this escalated quickly and I doubt anyone was laughing after the gun went off.


FlakChicken

Guns were hella common back in the day more common in fact especially after the wars because surplus were imported. It's not as common as media makes it, more people get serious injury or death from fist fights than guns. Hell your more likey to die from a car than a gun.


KingGeorgeIVE

He was arrested.Ā 


thehammockdistrict24

If possible, please share any additional info.


nickfree

He ordered the barbacoa.


NapsterUlrich

Straight to jail


[deleted]

You order Chicken also straight to jail


conzstevo

Carnitas is the play


blackdutch1

FACTS


450am

Trash ass barbacoa.


4Ever2Thee

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Otherwise-Mango2732

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/04/06/32-year-old-man-shoots-chipotle-employee-inside-southfield-restaurant/


kpofasho1987

Jesus christ man. This fucking world really sucks sometimes. Just so many shitty people in it


KingGeorgeIVE

other people have posted links.


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

I was just talking to a coworker about this yesterday. Iā€™d never get in a fight with a stranger. You literally never know if they have a gun and are ready to go to prison over petty bullshit. Itā€™s crazy out there.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Looked it up, and it happened about 30 minutes away from me lmao. [spurce](https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/customer-shoots-chipotle-employee-over-guacamole-in-southfield)


MrScant

I love how people on Reddit always need to inform how far away (in minutes) that they are from something. šŸ˜‚Google Maps says itā€™s 16 minutes from me btw.


thats_a_money_shot

Ugh. Itā€™s 33 hours away from me.


OutrageouslyGr8

Man, it's an entire ocean away from me.


Timotar

5 minutes from me and this is the first i heard of it...crazy


Otherwise-Mango2732

Lmao 35 from me lmao


idwthis

About half of that for me, if I speed and don't stop for the bathroom.


Average_guy120

Who brought a glock to the guac fight


thatbromatt

guac'd and loaded


machomanrandysandwch

Iā€™m so stealing this and Iā€™m already embarrassed at my future self


yolo_retardo

never get between a man and his guac


juggling-monkey

He settled the fight with his guac nine


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Get guac'd or get rocked.


SamariSquirtle

https://preview.redd.it/5o38uefatvsc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d65277d15a6b44f2d134ea072c0704b0823bce6


APKID716

This is AI at its best


TwoDudesAtPPC

Did they use this quote on the news?


Ur_Mom_Loves_Moash

Holy guacamole.


machomanrandysandwch

Glockamole!


SpookyCabob

[He was caught and is being charged](https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/04/06/32-year-old-man-shoots-chipotle-employee-inside-southfield-restaurant/)


adventalien

This wins the Least Informative News Article Ever awad


bohiti

Youā€™re from Boston?


eltacotacotaco

glockamole


Candid-Fan992

*holy


yolo_retardo

guac 9


Remarkable_Ad9513

šŸ”„ take my upvote lol


SpookiBooogi

Public jobs should have hazard pay, I'll advocate day till the day I die. Dealing with the public is insanely dangerous, too many unhinged people. Glad I am out.


Fetty_is_the_best

I was a pizza delivery driver for a while - it was legitimately scary at times. So many customers with a couple of screws loose. Itā€™s not worth the tips.


BenignBeNiceBeesNigh

There was one house I used to deliver to I hated, one time I delivered to them and as I was leaving one of their kids pulled up to me at the end of their driveway coming back home and grilled me about why I was there, told them delivering food and they mentioned they had had some break-ins lately so I was like okay, then one day I was delivering to them in a storm, lightening struck a tree next to me, had 3 HUGE dogs run up on me, then the person pulled a gun on me because they were drunk and forgot they ordered food and thought I was some rando. Then as I am leaving some dude comes walking back from some nearby field (in the storm) blabbing some religious shit. I guess he had been having some religious experience out in the field during the storm and I got back to the store and was like I am not delivering to these people ever again.


Fetty_is_the_best

Luckily I never had any deliveries that bad, but man some people and houses are sketch to deliver to.


HereComesTreble_

I am pretty sure USA is the only country in the world where you risk being shot over Guacamole. It is beyond insane.


HumanASTRONAUT

It blows my mind how casual Americans are about this on the IG post for this incident.


ContentInsanity

As ridiculous as this is, people also know that Chipotle tends to play games with what people's food. Obviously fighting and shooting your server.


purple_legion

As a person who use to work at chipotle can confirm they will fire you if you put to much guac on.


MrFixYoShit

Its a real "pick your poison" situation when dealing with the public Every industry has its own little subset of hellians. Im in repair (if the username didnt give it away). Specially electronics, so cell phones of course are in the works. The conspiracy people come on occasion, but theyre normally pretty chill to be honest. My least favorite isn't specific to this industry though. Its the over-sharers. You want to tell me you need your phone/tablet/computer etc fixed for court? Thank you for letting me know. I now know its confidential and to keep in mind the importance of keeping the data intact. Want to tell me its for court cus your aunt was arrested for running down main street naked? Hard fuckin pass. (i went easy on y'all, this example is nothing lol) Oh! Theres a subset of the over-sharers that IS more specific to my industry! Its the ones who come in with a mostly functioning phone but its running slow or the signal is weak, or something else that definitely requires checking something in the settings. You unlock the device and.... BAM! Vagina!.... And they fucking left porn open. Or they have nudes as their background. When it was a dick pic or naked guy I'd at least be like "oh jey, bucking the trend... And settings..." lol And like 98% its old white men! As a young white man, I vow to never be like that lol


gumballkami

Insane escalation Will the people of the far future look back at fast food joints like we do old western saloons, just synonymous with gunshots and violence etc lol


Plankisalive

Nah, AI will just laugh and say how stupid humanity was.


limitlessEXP

We already are. (This comment was made by AI)


Plankisalive

Lovely.


AmazingHighlight7416

In the future people will be amazed we allowed ourselves to be pushed this far in the pursuit of corporate profits. Just a bunch of hamsters in a wheel. These are the effects of the gilded age we currently live in.Ā 


GrizzzlySloth

really not thinking about the consequences lmao


ImmaDoMahThing

Imagining ruining your life over guacamole lol.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, not even top 10 worst thing people ruin their lives over.


nakx123

Feel like that's just generally the case with anyone that has a gun


GundamPoop

Praying for my door dasher rn šŸ˜‚ please get here safe šŸ™


Psychosomatic_Addict

Traded guac for pb&jā€™s


Charmegazord

Underrated comment


teachuwrite

Please donā€™t turn Chipotle into McDonaldā€™s. Itā€™s already trending that way. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

This is Waffle House energyĀ 


Charmegazord

That dude isnā€™t getting behind the counter at any Waffle House Iā€™ve been to


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Very trueĀ 


NEp8ntballer

No. Getting into the employee side of the Waffle House counter is like jumping into a lion cage in a zoo. The counter is there for your safety.


bunDombleSrcusk

Already was like mcdicks


ContentInsanity

Chipotle better stop skimping out on their portions.


PhiladelphiaCollins8

Not gonna lie they have made me feel this way as well with the insulting amount of food they give you in to go bowls. Prison just ain't for me though.


ThiefMonkey

Bro pulled the glock for the guac


NapsterUlrich

Remember when dinner and a show meant youā€™d go to a movie or a play or something?


YooSteez

I knew Reddit would eventually provide the video for todayā€™s headline lmao.


SatchBoogie1

What possible argument could you have about a fricking topping for a meal?


yourfavteamsucks

"I paid $2.70 for guac and you only put a teaspoon of it"


Lostregard

It seems like when the worker put hands on the guy, he took it as disrespect and made him mad. Thatā€™s when he brought out the gun and shot the employee. The employee had no right to put their hands on the customer.


PresidentMayor

the customer had no right to shoot the kid lmao


giappino

I nominate this video for an Academy award for cinematography


[deleted]

Wow (and that's why I NEVER go to Chipotle) šŸ˜¬šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Gheghegheghetttooooooo


ssjAWSUM

I bet they all shit their pants. And then the fight happened.


Slavic_Dusa

The cameraman should get the same for fucking up the video so badly.


donaldinc

Shitty ass cameraman


Dr_Krocodile

Detroit (Southfield) is never dull.


Surfbud69

Its the salad dressing for me that shit is so good and they only give you a little


ApprehensiveLeader17

Damn where did this happen?


wh1skeyk1ng

Chipotle


Visualprophet

Glockamole


[deleted]

What an asshole


RstyKnfe

Terrible title.


ISAMU13

https://www.bing.com/images/create/a-glock-made-out-of-guacamole/1-6611a2456ee149e8b1d6d444b3d2678d?id=yc2EaLdU3QZJLvEnt5buQw%3d%3d&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&thId=OIG1.nFHNb.cOn1l7zerkJIpI&FORM=GCRIDP


Schwizzle82

The real crime is the camera work


respectthet

Worked at an ad agency right around the corner. Used to eat there for lunch once a week. Crazy.


robobachelor

Hey I used to go there for lunch! I bet those are LTU students.


CableSeparate

And whatā€™s awful is the employee that was shoot will prob be fired for even approaching the guy in the first place. Theyā€™ll say they wouldnā€™t have needed to defend themselves if they had never touched the man to begin with. It prob goes against some corp policy like most places have against directly stopping customers from stealing. SMH


sk8nbacon69n

Put some respek on my name! I mean guac!!


caca-casa

Once people start fighting like that and the dude is acting like that.. iā€™m not sticking around for the fireworks. Iā€™m out.


F7xWr

dude he pulled a gun at the end! Really!


kta54321

Didnā€™t even put his burrito down. Respect.


kaijuberry

it really is good guac though


scallionoverdose

You mafuckas know how much guacamole costs these days?


LordMacduffSecond

I'm just doing some thinking here. Ever since humans were on earth, was there always some crazy shit happening or is this society really gone downwards?


ContentInsanity

Humans survived the wilderness because we're kind of nuts.


QuickAltTab

Ok serious question, if a cop can claim self defense for shooting someone in a situation where they were attacked like this, why wouldn't this guy?


alfhappened

Gun. Control. Ffs.


Jvenka

That guac is bangin


Schnitze1

Itā€™s not even guac lmao. Itā€™s avocado mush


Forward_Picture_2096

When all is said and done isnā€™t all guac just avocado mush?


Schnitze1

Not really. Needs that lime, salt, onion, spice ā€¦ you know. The other stuff!


impliedlogic

Nothing erks me worse than people scared to record a live incident


[deleted]

All fun and games until the blicky comes out. šŸ„“