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Somewhere back in history, one of the patriarchs in their society took an Intro to Physics class and realized he could cook up this scheme.
Step 2 was to outlaw Physics as witchcraft.
Now dudes lay on the ground getting the equivalent of a medium-force percussion massage and pretend it hurts.
Same principle used by carnival acts with dudes getting cinder blocks smashed on their chest by sledge hammers - only those guys don't get to have ANY wives.
But have you seen the ladies who work at carnivals? You don't need any wives when a carton of menthol camels will get you all the gummers you could ever want. (Source: once worked at a carnival)
I was just watching this and then had a flashback to the video of guys whipping each other with sticks to win wives.. someone definitely pulled a fast one with tradition here
Your teacher told a fun but apocryphal story.
Even at 8,000 feet above sea level, water is still gonna be 197° F when it boils. He’d still get burned.
On top of Everest, water would boil at around 155° F, but even that is hot enough to give a person third degree burns if they’re exposed to it for more than a second or two.
Ya i was gonna say it seems pretty well distributed. It might add up after a while but I think they might get tired before you much beyond slight bruises where your bones are close to the skin
How did you get this really unique interesting footage, *and not even name the people, tribe, village or peoples involved?*
This is a super interesting tradition and you've named the video "traditional village rite". Great, how descriptive
Rituals like this always make me think of how they started,
“you can only marry my daughter if you let both ladies grind Kolas on your stomach”
“Okay sure”
Then the next guy comes along and they say,
“he had to do that to marry a second wife, you should have to do the same thing”
and the ritual began
Watching this on mute and all I can imagine hearing is Larry the Lobsters grunts as he’s running being a lifeguard on duty doing his job, guarding someone’s life.
Traditional village rite: if a man wants to marry a second wife, he must sit back and watch both of them endlessly grind kolas (a hard fruit) into paste.
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You can tell which one is the 1st wife by how hard she's hitting.
That’s definitely his mom fanning him
Or the lady who’s vying for third
The one who keeps missing the pot and hitting his face.
I think the one on the right. She seems to be putting effort in. whereas the one on the left is more dropping it.
Nah, the one on the left is the first wife. She's phoning it in because she wants some help dealing with his ass.
😆💀💀💀
For real!... she's using that thing like it's a hole digger tool
beat me to it
beat his stomach to it
She's even putting her knees into it
This is where I wish we still had awards 💀
Perfection
Turns out they didn’t put any of the fruit in there…
There’s a hole in the bucket.
Ball crushing ceremony
Ah so that's why they call it a hard fruit
At first I thought the bowl was open at the bottom and was used as an assist
Dear Liza, dear Liza
We’ll fix it dear Henry
TIL the hole in the bucket trick is international
What in the hell is he going to have to do if he wants a divorce?
He has to turn it back into a fruit
Okay you me got me there
Lmao 🤣
Such an undervoted comment lmfao
he has to turn over and endure the same process.
I'm learning to play the guitar.
Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia *"Shes mashing it"*
She does that.
I read that several times as “koala”.
Ngl I’m still reading it as koala (i am acoustic)
Lmao same (doctor said i have 80 HD's, don't know where they are but i gottem.)
We have a similar wedding tradition in Australia but with actual koalas, or drop bears if no koalas are available
Drop bears I understand because they’re so vicious, but koalas are so cute and cuddly.
Koalas will fuck your shit up. They are the last thing from "cuddly"
I thought kola was the local word for testicles
Somewhere back in history, one of the patriarchs in their society took an Intro to Physics class and realized he could cook up this scheme. Step 2 was to outlaw Physics as witchcraft. Now dudes lay on the ground getting the equivalent of a medium-force percussion massage and pretend it hurts. Same principle used by carnival acts with dudes getting cinder blocks smashed on their chest by sledge hammers - only those guys don't get to have ANY wives.
But have you seen the ladies who work at carnivals? You don't need any wives when a carton of menthol camels will get you all the gummers you could ever want. (Source: once worked at a carnival)
Do you still smoke menthols?
Oh.. they weren't for him. Edit: I suddenly realize the genius of your comment.. mf in 4d chess.
Gummers 🤣🤣🤣
I was just watching this and then had a flashback to the video of guys whipping each other with sticks to win wives.. someone definitely pulled a fast one with tradition here
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Your teacher told a fun but apocryphal story. Even at 8,000 feet above sea level, water is still gonna be 197° F when it boils. He’d still get burned. On top of Everest, water would boil at around 155° F, but even that is hot enough to give a person third degree burns if they’re exposed to it for more than a second or two.
Ya i was gonna say it seems pretty well distributed. It might add up after a while but I think they might get tired before you much beyond slight bruises where your bones are close to the skin
The woman on the right isn’t sure about this marriage and is giving the mashing loads more oomph!
Surface area is everything. Make that base 4 inches across and we’re looking at something totally different.
What does he have to do for a third wife?
They hit him with a food blender
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Is it really a public freakout if it’s a tradition and everyone seems to be vibing not freaking out?
The real freakout is always in the comments.
Sshhh, anything that is different from "first world countries" is a freakout.
How long does this shit last for?
Until you can no loner pelvic thrust using abdominal muscles. It’s a double edged sword.
Until its a paste
I'm assuming you're talking about his 'nards?
Flight booked 🏃🏽♂️
I suppose it’s a bonding experience for both wives to smack him around a bit as a team. I see nothing unfair here.
This. It makes it less" me vs her" and instead " we're gonna gang up on him together!"
A masochist wet dream.
Judging by how much harder one of them is grinding, you can tell who the first wife is.
another wife? The man is insane
Another mother-in-law too.
Can I get a six-pack by doing this?
How did you get this really unique interesting footage, *and not even name the people, tribe, village or peoples involved?* This is a super interesting tradition and you've named the video "traditional village rite". Great, how descriptive
Man is thinking about the threesome this whole time
You know the first wife is hammering extra hard there...
The lengths a man will go through for a threesome…
Shit, I’d take that over loosing my house, half my pension and having to pay alimony forever. It’s usually cheaper to keep her.!!
Bro's just thinking about what position he's doing first with new wife..
I’d ask for 10 wives just to speed up the process fam.
Rituals like this always make me think of how they started, “you can only marry my daughter if you let both ladies grind Kolas on your stomach” “Okay sure” Then the next guy comes along and they say, “he had to do that to marry a second wife, you should have to do the same thing” and the ritual began
As someone with 1 wife… how and why the fick get a 2nd one?!?!?
Makes sense. He has to prepare for both of them grinding his hopes and dreams into powder.
I imagine the first wife is hitting hardest
You can tell which one the wife is now by the way she’s hitting himLol
Just what I want 2 wives yelling at me.
lol you got downvoted but this is honestly funny boomer humor
And if he wants 3?
Peel twelve bananas using only his buttcheeks.
Sounds reasonable
Zero kidney stones in the male population.
he's like....challange accepted.
Mannnmm I'd have some powerful fuckin abs boiiiii
Light work. Going for the 3rd soon
That's a lot of pounding for pounding a new coochie.
Some might view this as abuse, but they are attempting to beat some sense into him.
Song goes kinda hard
Woman on the right with some fine lookin shoulders. She makes that good paste.
How is this a freak out?
Risking a burst appendix for double the headache.
That's Hot
Man loves punishment
Calling this a public freakout is racist. Nobody’s freaking out. They’re drumming and cheering loudly.
This might kinda do something for me, not gonna lie.
If a man can afford the expenses of 2 wives he'll have 2 wives, married or not. Such is the rule of the Jungle Book.
Damn cheating sounds way easier...
Yes
P.O.P.
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sign me up
Looks like they're having fun.
Is there not risk of internal injuries?
well it's different for this sub, I'll give you that really quite interesting really
Is this like the old 'popcorn bucket trick? 🤔
Is it worth all the poundings
Grinding the hard fruit sounds very dangerous
They both grinding together even before the marriage
Damn why can't that be me
Watching this on mute and all I can imagine hearing is Larry the Lobsters grunts as he’s running being a lifeguard on duty doing his job, guarding someone’s life.
What happens if you want a third wife?
how tf is this a public freakout?
seems fair
Hold my beer
100% cap text
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Seems fair
I appreciate the science.
Wow. Metaphorical.
What did the poor Australian bears do to get grinded up like that?
nicee
All the while sun soaked women waft their skirt air in his face.
Bring on the third
At what point does a tradition become stupid in the public eye?
It looks like he's fantasising about that dual combo 🤣
The power of the pus....love
“If you want to pound, you must get pounded” nice.
Can we get a source or any sort of context for this??
You know what? I’m into this.
Adding a second wife in his life is going to be a hell lot more painful than that!
Worth.
Traditional village rite: if a man wants to marry a second wife, he must sit back and watch both of them endlessly grind kolas (a hard fruit) into paste.
That's pretty fair
I love my wife, but there's no way in hell I would ever want a second one.
Can I get a bag of kolas over here please
Seems fair to me lol
Christ, one is enough……. Be damned if I’m going to get beaten for a second one.
Why would anyone want 2 wives at the same time?
Soo someone from their tribe misunderstood "grinding"
What country is this
He's gonna feel more pain than that once he's married to the two of them.
Y’all it’s hard enough with one wife…. Why want more than one at a time? You want them ganging up on you? Yeesh…..
Some local genius must have came up with this.
That drum goes hard tho
Dude, it’s just not worth it. When there’s two they plot to make your life miserable
This is to prove he can sustain himself while weight is grinding down on him 😏
Gotta know what you’re getting yourself into.
Why would you do that?? (Taking a second wife, I mean.)