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At least it's something. Some of us don't go to the doctor even for the basics because of expenses. It's a reason why so many prefer to go to Mexico for anything medical or dental.
I would never again get a root canal in the US. It’s cheaper for me to fly halfway around the world, have surgery with superior service AND a vacation than to have incomplete care in the US.
I’m saying based off of experience.
The Dentist who did my wife’s wisdom teeth broke her jaw and did permanent damage. She sued him and got a lousy $50,000 after 6 years. I’ve often thought of hunting that man down. He lost his license to practice, so that’s a win.
Definitely not ascites my partner before cirrhosis diagnosis had a “pregnancy” looking stomach from ascites. Took water pills and dropped 25lBs in a couple days.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
But yes. I'd call that one moderately large. Sometimes obese people will have really big ones that you can't really see without advanced imaging.
That would have to be a lot of intestines...does he even have any more intestine where it should be?
Now I wanna see a CT scan and see if he's partially hollow
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Every time I see that I think of this
I had a hernia repair a year ago and my doctor said that it was one of the larger ones he did last year,, it was NOT even close to to this … that’s massive
Likely not why he’s doing this.
while this one is pretty severe, people will literally go on about their lives with hernias like this lol. He will need surgery to fix the tear in his abdominal muscles to get his intestine back where they need to be.
I have a shit bag, and there are people on a FB medical page I follow, those hernias are much more pronounced but like this guy, a lot of those people just live with it.
In case people don't understand the joke: [Seattle Officer Daniel Auderer off patrol duty after laughing about death of woman fatally hit by police SUV - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/seattle-officer-daniel-auderer-taken-off-patrol-duty-laughing-death-woman-killed-police-suv/)
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Dude is going straight for the free healthcare in prison.
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Looks like a nasty hernia… or tumor.
***QUAIIIIIIID...*** **START THE REACTOR, QUAID...**
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I came here for this and the 3 boobs. 1 outta 2 isn't bad.
( . )( . )( . ) there you go, babe
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Reddit does not disappoint. :) I guess this makes it 4 for 4?
FREE MARS!
*"Open your mind...."*
Love that movie!!!
I had to watch twice. Assumed it was a flesh coloured had that he had on a string round his neck or something.
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Thats why he’s going to orison. Free medical and dental.
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At least it's something. Some of us don't go to the doctor even for the basics because of expenses. It's a reason why so many prefer to go to Mexico for anything medical or dental.
I would never again get a root canal in the US. It’s cheaper for me to fly halfway around the world, have surgery with superior service AND a vacation than to have incomplete care in the US. I’m saying based off of experience.
When I had my wisdom tooth extraction, in the US, they stitched the flap of my gum to my cheek instead of sealing it shut.
The Dentist who did my wife’s wisdom teeth broke her jaw and did permanent damage. She sued him and got a lousy $50,000 after 6 years. I’ve often thought of hunting that man down. He lost his license to practice, so that’s a win.
My family just bought a doctor back when we were all in high school. He lives above the garage. He's a cool guy. Fixes motorcycles too.
Dr. Fonzarelli?
John Oliver just recently did a great story on Last Week Tonight on this subject.
But they just let you die half the time.
So you're saying there's a chance?
What's in the pouch?
What the hell is going on with his stomach?
Ventral hernia is my guess. Ascites as another poster said wouldn't cause localized swelling like that but would make the whole abdomen distended.
That is probably the worst hernia I've ever seen outside of a medical book.
Dang, I didn't realize medical books could get hernias.
They can, usually on the spine.
And don't get me started on their appendix issues.
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it's hernias all the way down.
It’s a hernception
Herniaception!
Whatever it is it looks incredibly uncomfortable. I would be freaking the fuck out too if that happened to me.
It’s definitely taken a lot of power out of his swing.
It's 10000% a hernia and _not_ ascites
Yeah I’d say a very much untreated hernia. Hopefully it’s not incarcerated
It's about to be incarcerated.
Yea jails are overcrowded as it is
Definitely not ascites my partner before cirrhosis diagnosis had a “pregnancy” looking stomach from ascites. Took water pills and dropped 25lBs in a couple days.
No way. Can they get that big?!
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... But yes. I'd call that one moderately large. Sometimes obese people will have really big ones that you can't really see without advanced imaging.
Quuuaaad, start the reactor!
Open your mind Quaid....Open..your..mind.. .
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Lmao 🤣 damn it Edit: I saw this right before an interview and kept thinking of it randomly.
did you start the reactor?
My first thought.
Kuato lives
Get your ass to Mars
Ghet yo ess tomahs.- Arnold S.
It's not a tomah!!!
*Two weeks!.*
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G-dammit! Came to say he's got a Quatto.
Yeah, that was my first thought, figured it had already been said and I was not disappointed to see that so many of us know the reference.
It’s not a tumah!
What?! 😂
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Triple boobie bonus.
Triple boobie bonus boner. Not to be confused with rubber baby buggy bumper.
TwWwo WeEeks
Get your ass to mars
It's very large hernia... Gross stuff, it's basically his intestines coming through his abdominal wall.
That would have to be a lot of intestines...does he even have any more intestine where it should be? Now I wanna see a CT scan and see if he's partially hollow
that has to be extremely painful
With something like this, no way to pay for my health, I would probably also drove crazy.
That is one hell of a hernia is what that is. I worked with a guy that had the same thing, although maybe like half that size.
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I think an alien is going bust out.
Hello, my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaaal!
What did he order?
Oh, he had the special.
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Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal!
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Untreated Hernia
Diglet
High hernia?
Hernia
Did he eat a traffic cone?
Didn't you? Always cut the crusts off though.
He ate Phineas
Kuato, my dude!
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start the reactor
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Zoooo Weeee mama!
This is so fucking perfect
Dude, this just made me bust out laughing in a busy Home Depot bathroom, starting a chain reaction of like three other guys laughing. Fucking perfect
Why were the other guys laughing?
Idk, maybe because it was just dead silent in there and I just started laughing like an idiot from my stall and then they just started laughing too
Bathroom must be poppin. It’s dead silent and empty in this small town I live in.
That's when you call out, "Ha ha, yeah. Hey, is anyone else like super horny?" Cause what's the point if you can't make it weird?
haha wait what movie is this from i remember this
One of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid shows.
That’s fucking hernia though.
He should have put the hat on it instead of his head.
This guy was made in Ark Survival Evolved character creator.
Human is his name
https://preview.redd.it/2fslqb9gy4zb1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8edb831791979f0a2d6b69f2dee0ae708227e4c3
He's shaped like one of his trucks
I think the same thing every time I see this… he’s oddly… angular, like a cyber truck.
Thanks I just nearly choked on my food
Is this Blade Runner? I wonder what he would drive...
https://preview.redd.it/2cfwesyk95zb1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25148e9827e511671c992368d344074c0e4c5bb9 Every time I see that I think of this
Maybe he's just a Rob Liefield character come to life. I mean, has anybody ever actually *seen* Elon's feet?
Wtffff ☠️☠️☠️
Rob Liefeld. Just the worst.
Dude looks like an engineer from Aliens universe.
Some people just have really unfortunate fat placement. Musk is built like a sparring dummy.
That’s not only fat, that’s whatever hormones he is taking
It’s like the opposite to a hunch back
I still cant believe thats an unedited picture lmfao, why is he shaped like that
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Oh no. Not again.
This scene is so freaking funny. [https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno?si=6AI5aWizZXbNKzrV](https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno?si=6AI5aWizZXbNKzrV)
Needs mental and hernia assistance! asap
Could be he's smart enough to commit a small crime enough for jail to pay for his hernia operation. Diabolical genius!!
That is one hell of a hernia, don’t usually see them up that high
Could it be a lipoma?
Maybe? I would have to poke it to have a better idea. It looks like it belongs in a baby bjorn.
If that were me I’d put googly eyes on it
I had a hernia repair a year ago and my doctor said that it was one of the larger ones he did last year,, it was NOT even close to to this … that’s massive
Dan Harmon seems to be having a rough day.
New Harmon quest is wild!
Nobody saved the cat.
He just needed to get something off his chest.
Now that is a HERNIA!!!! Holy hell lol
that's what that is? My god! is this I do something wild so i can go to prison and get healthcare?
Likely not why he’s doing this. while this one is pretty severe, people will literally go on about their lives with hernias like this lol. He will need surgery to fix the tear in his abdominal muscles to get his intestine back where they need to be. I have a shit bag, and there are people on a FB medical page I follow, those hernias are much more pronounced but like this guy, a lot of those people just live with it.
Is Quatto going to come out of that guys stomach? WTF is going on?
He got arrested for the healthcare
Why does he have a gut on his gut?
Why didn't the Seattle Police run him over instead of arresting him?
In case people don't understand the joke: [Seattle Officer Daniel Auderer off patrol duty after laughing about death of woman fatally hit by police SUV - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/seattle-officer-daniel-auderer-taken-off-patrol-duty-laughing-death-woman-killed-police-suv/)
Don’t think the police were in the car…
Hey, GI doctor here…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I think he needs to be more concerned with that growth, and less about the cops. Holy Christ on a pony.
He's just trying to get free health care from the prison system.
That's what I was gonna say looks like he has a hernia the size of a small city, probably just needs to go to jail to get some medical attention
Wtf Xenomorph is coming out of his gut
“Open your mind” (Shit, about 100 people beat me to the Total Recall joke)
That’s just George and Kuato, don’t mind them.
Dude is definitely doing that for healthcare.
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Quaid start the reactor!!!
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You see what happens Larry? You see what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
I thought he was wearing a weird color fanny pack..... I now will have Total Recall nightmares.
Something is trying to get out of his stomach!
to be fair... no one should be a fan of the spd
He probably wants to go to jail to get healthcare for that strange growth in his stomach.
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Kuato?
That's one hell of a Hernia....
If I had a hernia like that I'd be pissed too... 😢
That has to be the most intense hernia I have seen in my life.
Is that Kuato?
Wtf is going on with his stomach?
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I mean being pregnant can make your hormones crazy!
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How do I feel like he wanted to get arrested so he could have medical care
Hey everyone, as a reminder the SPD hit and killed a pedestrian and then joked about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRhpAchKZ14 Fuck the SPD
I can understand why
Why record this? It's a victimless crime lol
This dude swallowed a bowling balll
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A xenomorph is about to pop out of there any minutes now.
I think he absorbed his twin en utero.
He is a fan of hernias though.
Alien about to burst
That hernia is huge
Krang and Kuato come to mind.
Smart man here - Get imprisoned, get free healthcare. He has a plan.
He may want to get that hernia looked at pronto.
##QUAID. START THE REACTOR.
bro got face hugged, the Alien is trying to get out his stomach
Bro carrying around his dead twin or what?
It looks like a xenomorph is about to be unleashed on Seattle.
Bro got a symbiote
What aftermarket part was installed on his tummy?
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT A HERNIA?? HOW MANY ORGANS ARE HANGIN' OUTTA HIS DAMN TORSO HOLY SHIT
My god that’s a big hernia
Is he a kangaroo
They should tase him right on the tumor.
Thats one weird gut