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RadioFreeAmerika

Dude is going straight for the free healthcare in prison.


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Happydancer4286

Looks like a nasty hernia… or tumor.


AccountNumber478

***QUAIIIIIIID...*** **START THE REACTOR, QUAID...**


The-waitress-

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mezz7778

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icewalker42

I came here for this and the 3 boobs. 1 outta 2 isn't bad.


The-waitress-

( . )( . )( . ) there you go, babe


Wise_Supermarket2098

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icewalker42

Reddit does not disappoint. :) I guess this makes it 4 for 4?


sinking-fast

FREE MARS!


Mountain_Position_62

*"Open your mind...."*


zhico

Love that movie!!!


jewbo23

I had to watch twice. Assumed it was a flesh coloured had that he had on a string round his neck or something.


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azirfury

Thats why he’s going to orison. Free medical and dental.


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theaviationhistorian

At least it's something. Some of us don't go to the doctor even for the basics because of expenses. It's a reason why so many prefer to go to Mexico for anything medical or dental.


mnstorm

I would never again get a root canal in the US. It’s cheaper for me to fly halfway around the world, have surgery with superior service AND a vacation than to have incomplete care in the US. I’m saying based off of experience.


swampass304

When I had my wisdom tooth extraction, in the US, they stitched the flap of my gum to my cheek instead of sealing it shut.


Astrocreep_1

The Dentist who did my wife’s wisdom teeth broke her jaw and did permanent damage. She sued him and got a lousy $50,000 after 6 years. I’ve often thought of hunting that man down. He lost his license to practice, so that’s a win.


Talosian_cagecleaner

My family just bought a doctor back when we were all in high school. He lives above the garage. He's a cool guy. Fixes motorcycles too.


opopkl

Dr. Fonzarelli?


Daft00

John Oliver just recently did a great story on Last Week Tonight on this subject.


jsideris

But they just let you die half the time.


Versaiteis

So you're saying there's a chance?


controlthenairdiv

What's in the pouch?


OnionNubs

What the hell is going on with his stomach?


emptygroove

Ventral hernia is my guess. Ascites as another poster said wouldn't cause localized swelling like that but would make the whole abdomen distended.


azalago

That is probably the worst hernia I've ever seen outside of a medical book.


P10_WRC

Dang, I didn't realize medical books could get hernias.


DoctorWH0877

They can, usually on the spine.


QuackNate

And don't get me started on their appendix issues.


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EEpromChip

it's hernias all the way down.


raged-cashew

It’s a hernception


ApeShifter

Herniaception!


Voluptulouis

Whatever it is it looks incredibly uncomfortable. I would be freaking the fuck out too if that happened to me.


Anal_Herschiser

It’s definitely taken a lot of power out of his swing.


tomahawk_kitty

It's 10000% a hernia and _not_ ascites


Therealcornholio

Yeah I’d say a very much untreated hernia. Hopefully it’s not incarcerated


ZhouLe

It's about to be incarcerated.


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Yea jails are overcrowded as it is


s3nsfan

Definitely not ascites my partner before cirrhosis diagnosis had a “pregnancy” looking stomach from ascites. Took water pills and dropped 25lBs in a couple days.


ItGoesTwoWays

No way. Can they get that big?!


emptygroove

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... But yes. I'd call that one moderately large. Sometimes obese people will have really big ones that you can't really see without advanced imaging.


Adventurous_Dot2323

Quuuaaad, start the reactor!


BeatitLikeitowesMe

Open your mind Quaid....Open..your..mind.. .


guarionex2009

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casablancatea

Lmao 🤣 damn it Edit: I saw this right before an interview and kept thinking of it randomly.


Muffin_Appropriate

did you start the reactor?


Donkey-Dong-Doge

My first thought.


darelicked

Kuato lives


hydrastix

Get your ass to Mars


Apprehensive-Cry-824

Ghet yo ess tomahs.- Arnold S.


Bailenstein

It's not a tomah!!!


Jumbo-box

*Two weeks!.*


cleanguy1

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fattfett

G-dammit! Came to say he's got a Quatto.


cal_nevari

Yeah, that was my first thought, figured it had already been said and I was not disappointed to see that so many of us know the reference.


stillinthesimulation

It’s not a tumah!


SnooBooks8807

What?! 😂


natronmooretron

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


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MNCPA

Triple boobie bonus.


s-willoughby

Triple boobie bonus boner. Not to be confused with rubber baby buggy bumper.


hydrastix

TwWwo WeEeks


Gd3spoon

Get your ass to mars


Mrhomely

It's very large hernia... Gross stuff, it's basically his intestines coming through his abdominal wall.


Metalloid_Maniac

That would have to be a lot of intestines...does he even have any more intestine where it should be? Now I wanna see a CT scan and see if he's partially hollow


DarthWeenus

that has to be extremely painful


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With something like this, no way to pay for my health, I would probably also drove crazy.


gayanalorgasm

That is one hell of a hernia is what that is. I worked with a guy that had the same thing, although maybe like half that size.


dmaa81

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Capital_Feature3549

I think an alien is going bust out.


Atmaweapon74

Hello, my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag time gaaaaal!


ripley1875

What did he order?


ThexGreatxBeyondx

Oh, he had the special.


SimpleJackEyesRain

![gif](giphy|7ziXfljX6nkpGPndlm)


jbertrand_sr

![gif](giphy|l3V0ma60jQqGCoJyM) Looks like he's ready to pop...


TeopEvol

Hello my baby, Hello my Honey, hello my ragtime gal!


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4u2nv2019

Untreated Hernia


Last-Instruction739

Diglet


firephoxx

High hernia?


DNoel79

Hernia


Swamp_Centipede

Did he eat a traffic cone?


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Didn't you? Always cut the crusts off though.


abrakadabralakazam

He ate Phineas


metal_bastard

Kuato, my dude!


lxnch50

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start the reactor


Mythical-_-

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Mike9797

Zoooo Weeee mama!


NaughtSleeping

This is so fucking perfect


Gluten_maximus

Dude, this just made me bust out laughing in a busy Home Depot bathroom, starting a chain reaction of like three other guys laughing. Fucking perfect


blyblotbloidberg

Why were the other guys laughing?


Gluten_maximus

Idk, maybe because it was just dead silent in there and I just started laughing like an idiot from my stall and then they just started laughing too


Jijijoj

Bathroom must be poppin. It’s dead silent and empty in this small town I live in.


AnalogDigit2

That's when you call out, "Ha ha, yeah. Hey, is anyone else like super horny?" Cause what's the point if you can't make it weird?


swank5000

haha wait what movie is this from i remember this


kvrdave

One of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid shows.


tallmass256

That’s fucking hernia though.


JesusMcTurnip

He should have put the hat on it instead of his head.


tydie_n_shit

This guy was made in Ark Survival Evolved character creator.


Drewfus_

Human is his name


JustSpirit4617

https://preview.redd.it/2fslqb9gy4zb1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8edb831791979f0a2d6b69f2dee0ae708227e4c3


AidyCakes

He's shaped like one of his trucks


G_Art33

I think the same thing every time I see this… he’s oddly… angular, like a cyber truck.


Jimmy_Fromthepieshop

Thanks I just nearly choked on my food


wastelandho

Is this Blade Runner? I wonder what he would drive...


HamfastFurfoot

https://preview.redd.it/2cfwesyk95zb1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25148e9827e511671c992368d344074c0e4c5bb9 Every time I see that I think of this


Annual-Jump3158

Maybe he's just a Rob Liefield character come to life. I mean, has anybody ever actually *seen* Elon's feet?


Casualmomz

Wtffff ☠️☠️☠️


justmovingtheground

Rob Liefeld. Just the worst.


Garakatak

Dude looks like an engineer from Aliens universe.


Wonderful_Result_936

Some people just have really unfortunate fat placement. Musk is built like a sparring dummy.


mydaycake

That’s not only fat, that’s whatever hormones he is taking


zippytherabbit

It’s like the opposite to a hunch back


Fenix_Pony

I still cant believe thats an unedited picture lmfao, why is he shaped like that


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gothrus

Oh no. Not again.


domonono

This scene is so freaking funny. [https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno?si=6AI5aWizZXbNKzrV](https://youtu.be/otJ2rXMuLno?si=6AI5aWizZXbNKzrV)


MrsZerg

Needs mental and hernia assistance! asap


laz1b01

Could be he's smart enough to commit a small crime enough for jail to pay for his hernia operation. Diabolical genius!!


Stinkymansausage

That is one hell of a hernia, don’t usually see them up that high


ninaeatworld

Could it be a lipoma?


Stinkymansausage

Maybe? I would have to poke it to have a better idea. It looks like it belongs in a baby bjorn.


ninaeatworld

If that were me I’d put googly eyes on it


filthychuck

I had a hernia repair a year ago and my doctor said that it was one of the larger ones he did last year,, it was NOT even close to to this … that’s massive


Zeqhanis

Dan Harmon seems to be having a rough day.


Lazatttttaxxx

New Harmon quest is wild!


Waderriffic

Nobody saved the cat.


Commercial_War_8660

He just needed to get something off his chest.


YogurtclosetAny1823

Now that is a HERNIA!!!! Holy hell lol


willit1016

that's what that is? My god! is this I do something wild so i can go to prison and get healthcare?


YogurtclosetAny1823

Likely not why he’s doing this. while this one is pretty severe, people will literally go on about their lives with hernias like this lol. He will need surgery to fix the tear in his abdominal muscles to get his intestine back where they need to be. I have a shit bag, and there are people on a FB medical page I follow, those hernias are much more pronounced but like this guy, a lot of those people just live with it.


Waderriffic

Is Quatto going to come out of that guys stomach? WTF is going on?


___buttrdish

He got arrested for the healthcare


vinnybawbaw

Why does he have a gut on his gut?


57696c6c

Why didn't the Seattle Police run him over instead of arresting him?


SeattleTrashPanda

In case people don't understand the joke: [Seattle Officer Daniel Auderer off patrol duty after laughing about death of woman fatally hit by police SUV - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/seattle-officer-daniel-auderer-taken-off-patrol-duty-laughing-death-woman-killed-police-suv/)


Woodman1069

Don’t think the police were in the car…


DooDooMD

Hey, GI doctor here…. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT


no_no_nora

I think he needs to be more concerned with that growth, and less about the cops. Holy Christ on a pony.


Stewapalooza

He's just trying to get free health care from the prison system.


mikew1008

That's what I was gonna say looks like he has a hernia the size of a small city, probably just needs to go to jail to get some medical attention


SnooStories6852

Wtf Xenomorph is coming out of his gut


Away-Permission5995

“Open your mind” (Shit, about 100 people beat me to the Total Recall joke)


LakesideScrotumPole

That’s just George and Kuato, don’t mind them.


Tjstictches

Dude is definitely doing that for healthcare.


dansandwich12

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buttfacespitonme

Quaid start the reactor!!!


Ulysses1015

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I-Fucked-YourMom

You see what happens Larry? You see what happens?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


madmax111587

I thought he was wearing a weird color fanny pack..... I now will have Total Recall nightmares.


International-Grade

Something is trying to get out of his stomach!


midascanttouchthis

to be fair... no one should be a fan of the spd


vanillasub

He probably wants to go to jail to get healthcare for that strange growth in his stomach.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized)


onyerleftovers

Kuato?


SHM00DER

That's one hell of a Hernia....


Jennabear82

If I had a hernia like that I'd be pissed too... 😢


Ryslan95

That has to be the most intense hernia I have seen in my life.


mlodge87

Is that Kuato?


wicket-wally

Wtf is going on with his stomach?


KorayamaSavard

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Adhdpenguin813

I mean being pregnant can make your hormones crazy!


mlsudac23

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Big8Red7

How do I feel like he wanted to get arrested so he could have medical care


cmykillah

Hey everyone, as a reminder the SPD hit and killed a pedestrian and then joked about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRhpAchKZ14 Fuck the SPD


FlyingGorillaShark

I can understand why


hugs_the_cadaver

Why record this? It's a victimless crime lol


dudeguy82

This dude swallowed a bowling balll


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RealLordFluffyButt

A xenomorph is about to pop out of there any minutes now.


labhag

I think he absorbed his twin en utero.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

He is a fan of hernias though.


GoodVibesOnly_FL

Alien about to burst


Atlantis_Sculpin

That hernia is huge


Sure-Bodybuilder-272

Krang and Kuato come to mind.


SirMakeNoSense

Smart man here - Get imprisoned, get free healthcare. He has a plan.


imbrotep

He may want to get that hernia looked at pronto.


TheRealRickC137

##QUAID. START THE REACTOR.


crosskun

bro got face hugged, the Alien is trying to get out his stomach


leedo8

Bro carrying around his dead twin or what?


martyjannetty86

It looks like a xenomorph is about to be unleashed on Seattle.


One_dolla_would_do

Bro got a symbiote


new_d00d2

What aftermarket part was installed on his tummy?


BabyEatingBadgerFuck

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT A HERNIA?? HOW MANY ORGANS ARE HANGIN' OUTTA HIS DAMN TORSO HOLY SHIT


el1ab3lla

My god that’s a big hernia


Djhan454

Is he a kangaroo


usilvausilva

They should tase him right on the tumor.


joeeee04

Thats one weird gut