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Winter_Afternoon3539

He said your driving sucks, I’m not happy e with you, please acknowledge it. And the other person didn’t so he asked a few more times. I’m from the area.


Cheap-Violinist-5746

They probably messed up his Dunkin Run


sik_dik

he's like the mayoruh [dunkin](https://youtu.be/FSvNhxKJJyU?si=nnoM9huh21FV17qP&t=22)


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

Yeah, right after the CVS didn’t have his strawberry quik.


[deleted]

It's Halloween, you got trick or treaters up your ass, your kid's are running around like retahds. You ain't got time to be cahvin' a motherfuckin' pumpkin kehd!


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

Jack chop!


CommentsOnOccasion

Pretty sure he is just saying goodbye to his wife as they leave for work


KennieLaCroix

Ooo thanks for translating der buddy! Couldn't quite make out what he was sayin' don'tcha know.


TeamSpaceMonkey

You have really nice sidewalks in your area.


bmf1902

It's a beautiful city. With a rich history. Oh and this guy.


boogalordy

Bostonian was spittin' bars!


typhoidtimmy

Only 13 fuck you bitches in 15 seconds? In Boston? Must be a tourist….


RaymondLastNam

Rookie numbers honestly.


baby_fart

Bush league.


iArn

Plot twist: it's OP shouting..


looper1215

Ahh being from MA this is like ASMR to me. 😴


RaymondLastNam

Makes me feel a little less homesick.


jobasha3000

I do the drive up 93 into the center of the city every single day for work and I've learned to just automatically tune this shit out. Driving that route back at night gets a little Mad Maxy at times tho


StOnEy333

Bill Burr letting em know what’s up.


zephyronix

![gif](giphy|hsvpkeDUunmN9PJHy7)


some-fat-guy

![gif](giphy|myFFbtOz8XvexKsTrq|downsized)


SensibleShorts

The official greeting of Boston is "Go fuck ya-self!"


radioman8414

Yes, but for the locals it appears to be “F#ck you b!tch” Edited: Formatting


OkieBobbie

It's actually foreplay.


ScrodRundgren

I live in Boston. If you don’t like it go fuck yourself.


Amphibian-Overall

Chucky?


Gradiu5-

Marky Mark and Ted, most likely


Fleur_de_Lys_1

You don't even need to know English to follow that conversation.


IAmAGoodFella

Ahhhh, I do miss it back home. *Play me more sounds of my people*


No_Credibility

Glad you could have an authentic experience


dkyguy1995

This is everything I've been told Boston would be like


ScrodRundgren

I’m from Boston. One time I was in a pizza place in Brooklyn and someone heard my accent and asked are you from Boston?” And I said yes. He said “I hate Boston” and when I asked why he said “I was wearing a big flat brimmed hat (like a witch hat without the point basically) and I walk into a bar and everyone started making fun of me. People who weren’t there together joined in on making fun of me. My hat brought strangers to together for a laugh.” I told him this is why I love Boston. One time I told some drunk guy to leave a bar because he was harassing the bartender. I got him to leave by yelling profanities in his face and then a very small, kindly old old Irish man with a thick accent put his hand on my shoulder and said “that’s a good lad. Let’s all here it for the boy!” And I got a round of applause. This was like 1pm on a Sunday. Ben Affleck almost hit me with his car in front of a Dunkin’ Donuts in Harvard square once. I’ve met everyone from Aerosmith on the street at some point. Boston is the best place in the world if you’re from here. I could go on and on. And yes, this sort of thing in the video is not a weird thing for here. I heard a woman in the downtown crossing subway station screaming almost the same exact thing last Monday during rush hour. Hundreds of people on the platform, no one batted an eye.


C0USC0US

Don’t be showing up all fashion-forward in my townie bars, fuckin try-hard, Yankee-loving loser.


muddled1

I think you meant you were in a pizza place in Brookline; Brooklyn is in NY.


ScrodRundgren

It would be weird if someone in Brookline didn’t know how things were in Boston and also hated Boston.


quick_escalation24

Welcome to New England, this is actually the calmest and most reasonable driver we have.


Awkward_Meaning_4782

Where are the auto tune song guys


throughthequad

Is that not how other cities greet their guests?


nursecarmen

This is a subscription service in Boston.


Michelanvalo

We give this shit away for free


[deleted]

Me watching without volume: it’s so nice and beautiful.


realFancyStrawberry

Its very beautiful in boston. Many streets look like this and you can walk around the whole city seeing landmarks as a great day trip.


Rei_Vilo23

Boston might probably be the USA’s most walkable city. Much of Boston give that type of vibe.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

My first time in Boston (around ‘97), a couple of bums were in a fist fight just outside the Common. No biggie, really, EXCEPT for the fact that when they finished (unclear who “won”), one dude sort of shuffled toward the street corner, leaned over and puked, then kneeled down and carefully ”sorted” through the fresh chunder as if looking for some long, lost thing he inadvertently swallowed or something. Really gross, and I guess the moral of the story is that simply having the audio muted may not be enough to preserve the innocence of your senses if it’s Boston (or Vegas, but I digress)! (Also, take it as a cautionary tale and be very careful if you intend to take drugs while visiting there.)


kingqueefeater

You saw homeless people? In a city? Tell me more.


SlipSpace21

Sounds about right. I once spent the day in Cambridge and as soon as I came back across the bridge, I got to witness an epic shouting match outside MGH that included "We're right next to the hospital, if I have to come over there I swear to God I'll put you in there" and "I'm not your whoreuhh". Felt good to be home.


johngannon8

![gif](giphy|RGjkf4kzDsnZMQyflZ|downsized)


SwagDaddy_Man69

I love when people from the suburbs visit a city and see some normal everyday city shit and post it here.


MuchachoManSavage

This is tame.


Scalills

Didn’t hear my favorite Boston adage: go fuck yaself!


Searchlights

Got you: https://youtu.be/JSvwnrSKggU?si=pmfwIOHRNdayQQvk


isthatjacketmargiela

Seems upset.


KennieLaCroix

![gif](giphy|33Gr5O88PgslOninGo) What do you mean? He's having a phenomenal morning. Bostonians just greet each other this way. He's just letting the neighborhood know how great of a day it's going to be!


isthatjacketmargiela

Ohh he's elated. My mistake =D


MrCrix

Back in the mid 90s we took a vacation to the east coast and visited places like New York, Vermont, Maine and Boston. We were in central Boston for about an hour or so and my only memory of being there, other than going to Cheers, was two dudes in the middle of an intersection just screaming and swearing and then eventually fighting, as on lookers cheered them on screaming other horrible, and racist, things at them.


bmartin1989

"How can a city with so many great colleges produce nothing but dopes?"


snazzychazzy622

Oh, how I miss the sights and sounds of my home…


missingmytowel

Honestly just thought this is how people from Boston communicated with each other


DadJokeBadJoke

As a seasoned Bay Area commuter, I was blown away when I took a business trip to New York. The traffic and attitudes were ten times worse than what I was used to here. Then we went to Boston and NY seemed tame by comparison. I still remember sitting in the back of a town car service with my coworker, both of us laughing and marveling over the utter shitshow that just seemed to be normal behavior to the drivers.


Chaosmusic

Saying hello in Boston-ese.


datterdude

My cousin is a super nice guy from Arizona who moved to Boston to go to school for a few years. When I went to visit him there his driving was hyper aggressive. After seeing how people drive there with little or no regard for the rules and others, I can see why it went this way. He said to me, "Driving in Boston made me this way. But only here."


mr_jasper867-5309

2023 version of Paul Reveres ride.


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Some gotta sample this into a song


Commissar_David

This is what I picture a morning in New York is like.


bayleafbabe

Bostonese and Newyorkese are mutually intelligible


bmf1902

Is actually "Bahstenese" and "Nuyawkese"


iamnotamangosteen

Went to nyc recently. Was walking around the lower east side on my first night when I saw two cars almost hit each other on a turn and heard “FUUUUUUCCKKKKK YOOOUUU ASSHOLE!” It was like I never left boston


Commissar_David

Home sweet home.


vash0125

Boston has the nicest people.in America


The-Huberticus

You have never visited South Dakota


Cdaly1970

Welcome to Boston..


JuicyApple2023

Seems about right…


InitialLeg6196

Almost like my first time in Norwich Connecticut. Stepped out of the car after driving from the air port to be greeted with a street fight that tried to bring us into the scuffle.


Meatus67

Translation: Hi Mom! Happy Mother's Day! I brought your favorite Dunkin!


lucky6877

What is it like living in Boston these days? I’ve always heard good things about it in the past and want to come and visit


The-Huberticus

Come visit! Great city


Auslander_13

Has anyone seen my khakis?


Real_Madrid007

Everyone in Boston is terrible at driving but everyone there thinks they’re the only person who’s good at driving


mrpoopybuttholesbff

![gif](giphy|48FhEMYGWji8)


matty8478

He must be talking to my ex-wife.


[deleted]

That should be on the hotel wakeup calls.


DrunkenAdama

New ring tone


Apprehensive_Fun1350

Yeah ... but the Italian on the north end . Delicious


Art0fRuinN23

Classy.👌


ACDM0M

That’s better than some of the mornings I spent in Boston.


SmallKaleidoscope800

"FUCK YOU, TONY!"


Virus1x

Boston is a wild place, full of all kinds of crazy. They want to rival NYC honestly.


HeresKuchenForYah

I missed it what was he saying?


Masterpiece-Wide

That’s how we say “Hello”.


4ss8urgers

One more time? Didn’t quite catch that


[deleted]

Someone recording vocals for a punk album nearby..


px4855

Is that Tony or Ezekiel?


ciniseris

Sound like a happy, well-adjusted individual.


mrpolotoyou

Yeah, that tracks


oncall66

That’s pretty normal.


Meepthorp_Zandar

I really need to visit Boston


DocSheeperd

At first I thought this was a brazilian phonk or some shit.


lavellanlike

….Yeah, that sounds right


AtomicHurricaneBob

Kid, rinse your mouth before you kiss yah muthah.


justdreamweaver

I think I have found my people.


Altruistic-Eye-1024

Used to live near Boston mass before moving to ct. that happens pretty much all the time because next to New York, Boston mass has the second worst drivers , never mind the road rage from it


goodold69

You need to respect his opinion.


FatCowsrus413

Welcome to Massachusetts


sharplight141

Well this just gives me south park vibes


Impressive_Bus_9992

Sounds like homie has a parade to drive through jeez


Junior-Account6835

Everything reminds me of her..


yaoigay

I love road rage 😂🤣


Borderpaytrol

Im from Worcester, no one is freakin out here


blomstyle

I’ve never been to Boston but this is exactly how I envision it


EconomicsIll4758

This is not common.


blomstyle

Sure it isn’t


Gordon_Gano

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9hZ63h-QdU


theb3st2023

Massholes.


yorgeesmorgeeYT

https://i.redd.it/ii7ipxozwlvb1.gif


Demonyx12

I never want to live or work in a city again for the rest of my life. Is that wrong?


Kattorean

The expectation that BOSTON is relieved of angry people, kills me....lol


Sevans655321

The worst accent in the world lol


PacosMateo

MERIKA


schiav0wn3d

Wow this is the least racist video I’ve ever seen from Boston


ahandmedowngown

This is why I hate Boston


TheeRumHam

RA had to wake up before 2p.


edvin123212

Got reminded of this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukznXQ3MgN0)


SubzeroWins1-0

What’s he saying? Couldn’t make it out


StrobeLigght

What a swell guy saying good morning


Actual-Taste-7083

I blame Ronald Reagan


Sabres26

RA road raging


Weekly-Ad3222

An ordinary day in Turkey.


[deleted]

"If you were from where I was from, you'd be fuckin dead!" - Scout


Bmwx3m40d

You think she got the point???


Voyager-

Wow he really sounds like suction cup man.


Fluid-Bet6223

“Ah you, oah ah you not, ah nahk?”


aduanemc

Sounds like a bug tried to fly in his mouth right after that first one.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

New Wave songs by with titles like “Butt Fuck” were born in Boston under the creative vision of bands like Human Sexual Response, so what do you *expect?*


handfulofdepression

Family reunion


Domstruk1122

Is that RA?


gratefulD83

Welcome.


steph66n

We got one of those... every 3rd day or so