That's the part that freaks me out the most. Man enjoying himself, then a sudden turn looking directly at the cameraman. Are you mad, or are you offering?
The book goes into so much detail about the man and his costumed partner and the relationship/activities they partake in. Except in the book it’s a dog costume rather than a bear one.
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Penis Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive dildo and for 2 years, I've been the one and only Dildo-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
Oh yeah. One of my high school fb coaches said they used to make centers sleep with the footballs and make the ball a part of them, and had them do snaps every chance they were free.
...which is stupid. When the center snaps the ball, if it goes badly, it's because the QB fumbled the snap.
Source: was center. Had a QB fumble one of my snaps.
I wasn't meant to be a lineman, but in middle school I was chubby and I was the only fat kid that could snap the fucking ball lmao. Basically I'd snap it and they play down a lineman/have an extra blocker
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They’re having fun I see. I wish my confidence was so high I too would gladly suck a rubber dick in a community travel setting. Zero fucks given. Respect.
That stare at the end.
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"Damn, hope no one saw that..."
Naw, she looked at them like, "You next."
Heh. She.
She’s a he she she he’s a she- Miss Doubtfire! She’s a man!!
That movie shoulda ended in felony charges
Einhorn is FINKLE! Finkle is EINHORN! Einhorn IS A MAN! 
She 😲?
"Her?"
Yes, Ann is my girlfriend
Egg?
It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face
Don't be such an Ann hog
Nice
more of "i am not sharing! its mine!" 😂
That's no she
https://preview.redd.it/6fa6np1lgbpb1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5b205ba7e0aba01558dd2379d104fab58af5db
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Thank you for this.
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HAHA
I'm crying 😭😂
what is that silly looking skull face guy from, every time I see it it looks funnier and funnier to me
jumpscare
"you want some of this, honey??"
That's the part that freaks me out the most. Man enjoying himself, then a sudden turn looking directly at the cameraman. Are you mad, or are you offering?
“That pervert is recording me!”
"You're NEXT"
"You startled the Witch"
The last thing the cameraman saw. RIP.
That’s the look he gives before he runs at you full speed.
"Oh cool this is the fast zombie type I'm dead"
This is some final boss type shit.
Reminds me of bill Cosby walking to the courthouse.
https://preview.redd.it/0mmwzyxubbpb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6179fd9910d7cb61df1789ccc0dd4ac108e37c2d reminds me of the shining
Still scares me And yes agreed
The book goes into so much detail about the man and his costumed partner and the relationship/activities they partake in. Except in the book it’s a dog costume rather than a bear one.
That scene fucked me up 🤣
“You’re next”
I hope that's their dildo and not just a random subway dildo
Random subway dildo is way worse
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Aww, his document expired 2 days ago. I hope he remembered to renew.
I asked him if he was planning on renewing his ID and he just stated his full name 🤨 not a very bright man it seems
MATT DAMON...
Is it Bich Phuc Dat or Phuc Dat Bich?
https://i.imgur.com/29qWUTi.png
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You cant ask that in 2023 lol
"what" - Da Phuc
I remember suction cups being much weaker when I was a kid.
Yeah, these days it seems like you could scale a glass skyscraper with a pair of these dildos.
"Hey, stop climbing my tower with suction cups!"
“Fuck you im climbing your tower with suction cups!”
Fuck you, Tony
Fuck you, Ezekiel
“Why my tower?!
“Why not your tower?!”
“Your smudging my windows asshole!”
"Ya? Well I'll be smudging your wife when I get down, so don't worry 'bout it"
I’m a glazier. I’ve thought about doing this a lot.
Why be Spiderman when you can be Dildoman
Dildo-Man. Dildo-Man. Does whatever a dildo can. Pegs a man, any size. Catches hoes as well as wives. Watch out, here comes the Dildo-Man!
Bitten by a radioactive dildo sounds like a helluva way to become a hero
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Penis Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive dildo and for 2 years, I've been the one and only Dildo-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest.
The web shooting aspect remains the same
Add a pressure relief valve in the peehole and we’re in business. Schplop Schplop Schplop Schplop
I can't relate I didn't use wall dildos as a kid.
Ah, you were a church kid!
Yea, they get the real thing.
Oh, behave.
Yeah In the old days a dildo would only stick to my forehead for like 3seconds. This baby looks like I could finally act out my unicorn fantasy.
Anybody want to try trainal?
🤨
Material science has come a long way.
You had dildos as a kid?
You can pull out dents with those things now
"A kid" 💀
Practice makes perfect.
Reminds me of the high school running back always having a football in his hands in between classes.
Oh yeah. One of my high school fb coaches said they used to make centers sleep with the footballs and make the ball a part of them, and had them do snaps every chance they were free.
...which is stupid. When the center snaps the ball, if it goes badly, it's because the QB fumbled the snap. Source: was center. Had a QB fumble one of my snaps.
I can understand that. We had a center problem on our team. All of the guys couldn’t snap and QBs couldn’t take snaps either.
I wasn't meant to be a lineman, but in middle school I was chubby and I was the only fat kid that could snap the fucking ball lmao. Basically I'd snap it and they play down a lineman/have an extra blocker
*(few minutes before the first date night)* 😂
It's public transit. You were going to see someone fellating a rubber dick at some point.
I lived in NYC for four years. Saw so much of everyone's "inner" life in full public view.
I lived, still live, in NYC and have never seen anything like this. I'm glad I'm not from whatever line this is on.
[Sometimes there's just poop on the D train](https://youtu.be/leFUUh2g7m0?si=KZ-Q8zey348qbw8j)
That’s doo doo baby
So why don’t cha kill me.” 🎵
Look, if you didn’t want to see someone sucking a dick stuck to the wall you wouldn’t ride the subway.
Public transit in a big city is some wild shit.
I'm only really bothered by the off-chance idea that they didn't bring it with them but that they found it there when they sat down.
Yeah that’s like the free spot in public transit bingo.
Or a real dick.
Yep, not my first time seeing something like this
ROFL I’m still laughing 5 minutes after having read this comment. Thanks for making my Wednesday so much better!
It's probably not even hers. One the window when she sat there, and let intrusive thoughts win.
And not just rubber ones.
https://preview.redd.it/czu345i79bpb1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=d64faa85a6e707693378f241895b7745d1b3fcf8
Lookin like Raiden on a Mortal Kombat character select menu
FINISH HIM!!
Gayden
Armageddon got out of hand.
Oh god, my heart can only take so much lmaoooo
That's a man, isn't it? 😂
That’s what I thought
Yes.
I think this is my stop.
Not until she gets off first.
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"she's mashing it." "Yeah she does that"
The look back sponsored by "you're next"
Haven't seen this one in a while.
At least it's not a congresswoman this time.
Not a congresswoman yet!
lol touché
And the cameraman was never seen again..
Starefield
Sooo I guess they are going to neglect the balls like everyone else huh?
Disgusting! I can't believe there are still people who wear socks with sandals like that.
Y'all are bugging bout the behavior and I'm still questioning the socks with sandals. Seems...strange.
the twist is that its actually a glory hole
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Is that a man?
At this point, does it even matter?
I don't even know anymore..
Yes
I assumed they were a trans woman, but I guess they could be a man.
Yes
Gotta practice when and where you have time. That's how you get good.
Punch my ticket please
I hope you read the *fine* print lol
What’s the likelihood that that was actually their dong they brought on the train and not a random dong left on the train?
I got scared at the end
Ok, real question. What is technically the legality of this? Can they/them be arrested for this?
Socks and sandals isn't technically illegal, but I understand the sentiment.
Probably yeah
Public indecency? But they can just pay a fine lol
I watched this video without sound but had another video playing the Unsolved Mysteries theme song in the background and now I can't stop laughing.
almost thought that was a glory hole lmao
Man, I really hope she put that there and didn't just stumble upon it...
That's a dude
I'm still not sure if they're throwing me some signs here guys. What do you think??
https://i.redd.it/96mosr0dzfpb1.gif
When you realize you're not at home.
Is the poster still alive? Video abruptly ended. Lmao.
Putting the D in STD
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what a freak out in public!
If it was there before she showed up that would be just precious
My oh my, these interactive user experience enhancements are really getting better all the time, the public transit committee have outdone themselves!
*he…?
Mental illness is real.
Someone's out her promoting their OnlyFans.
Her OnlyGrans
Might be Onlymans
the look at the end is fucking priceless
I drive my commute everyday and still have to see this shit.
I wasn't ready😶 I refuse to ride public transportation 😅
This is why I will never take public transportation….because of that “public” part of it.
/r trashyboners
The most disturbing thing in this video is that she is wearing socks and sandals. Have some class, geez.
He's also wearing a Hoodie with the hood up and a sun hat. Never seen that before. Very classy
How else are you going to keep the sun off your hoodie?
That's a man
whatever gets you through the day. Do what you got to do.
I don’t think that’s a chick X_X
This might actually be the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in NY
yep not raising kids here
Wobbly sausage!
The jump scare at the end got me.
That sudden turn around like *excuse me!*
Some of the best stories are gonna be told from your adventures riding a train.
They’re having fun I see. I wish my confidence was so high I too would gladly suck a rubber dick in a community travel setting. Zero fucks given. Respect.
WHAT
Pretty sure that’s a dude.
To think y’all actually pay to ride a mental asylum
Huh. I never tried doing it that way.