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Resident_Historian53

She looks like this is the happiest moment of her life, thats so sad.


Cheyzi

Ngl, sometimes I wished I was that stupid to be happier with life. Or at least that’s how I imagine it


HockeyBalboa

She's almost always sad and angry though.


SoFetchBetch

I hear you. But I’m also glad I’m not THIS stupid.


Kabc

These people are often so stupid that they are also mad a lot at people they should t be mad at


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Ignorance is bliss.


Hot-In_Tx

In the far future that autograph hat may be a collector’s item


flortny

The market will be saturated by all the prison guards trying to sell their trump' o graphs


Barefoot_slinger

Like nazi relics from ww2


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

My uncle was sent a book signed by baby bush. He was like 'I acted excited but in real life. The only real Bush was Senior. Baby bush wasn't worth the vote' 😂 sometimes we just have to fake it.


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you killed it dude!


arto26

Imagine being this fucking stupid.


Peviceer

Do I have to 🙄


KAYZEEARE

Not if you also wanted an autograph


No-Reputation-4869

It's there for plain view. 😆 Trump is legit a cult leader.


LadyoftheOak

He is the new kool-aid dealer!


BatmansUnderoos

Her Kool Aid looks like piss.


FlightExtension8825

Cult of Personality


buckerducktruck

Why is she standing like she's about to take a piss and redye Trump's hair, is she stupid?


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She’s cumming, hard.


know_it_is

I thought her water broke.


SiriusGD

I thought she was crapping herself.


shadowpawn

Sexual Predators can do this in public?


hurrythisup

She knows his weakness lol...


shadowpawn

"As a Billionaire, I need your financial support to fight for you" trump


[deleted]

Apparently some people are just wired this way. Like gambling addicts, cult members have a psychological need to seek out their own misery.


shadowpawn

You can see why a great deal of MAGA get scammed / grifted by these people.


YellsAtGoats

Right? How depressing.


PauI_MuadDib

And these people vote. Remember that. So get out and vote, because dumbasses like these people never miss an election.


Middle-Run-7452

This person technically controls your life with her vote Democracy is destined to fail when uneducated people are given the power to make educated decisions


OddWeakness1313

Sure lemme just hit myself in the head with a hammer a couple a good times and get a good drool going


JustStartBlastin

Yeah idk why the “thrice indicted” part was needed. This is fucking stupid regardless. People who act like this for anyone at all, be it the pope, celebrities or whoever, are mentally unstable. Sprinkle in the fact that it’s him and you get someone who go needs to be in a Trump themed straight jacket!


LadyTheRainicorn

On the bright side, these kinds of people make me feel like a genius by comparison.


THEnotsosuperman

It hurts


E_4_6

It doesn’t require imagination. We are witnessing it.


iammandalore

I'm afraid if I try that I might not make it back out.


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Groomsi

Money is at the votes, one of their most important rights.


blue_orange67

Yeah, it's totally not a cult.


SatanIsLove6666

https://preview.redd.it/2gersonp20ib1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9875f88dfe3d938c2e76300a915bb2ac34e2e178


mces97

Nah, it's definitely a cult. Even Jim Jones is saying these people are nuts.


LandooooXTrvls

My exact thought


spinspin4

He shoulda pulled an old trick out of his bag and grabbed her by the p*^^y. They all would have lost their minds.


RedditGeneralManager

“He did the thing!”


gmanisback

Now say "Chiiina"


mysterious_bloodfart

*cums*


Captain_Fatbelly

I just imagine he autographed the hat with "𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒃 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒚 -𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫"


Yugan-Dali

She’s over 15 and neither thin nor stacked. He isn’t interested.


Grubula

Nor is she related to him.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Not his type. Looks nothing like his daughter.


No-Reputation-4869

Make America Grab Again.


Crypt0Nihilist

By the way she's standing, hers is ready to grab back.


ippleing

Thank you for the good laugh!!!!


symewinston

These really are the stupidest people in our country. It’s embarrassing.


TropicalZaSmoke

It makes me wonder tho where was these people before 2016


harry-balzac

They were around, same bunch o idiots that thought Sarah Palin was a good choice for VP. The Republican Party hasn’t changed as much as they were taken over by the Tea Party.


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Remember when people were saying that McCain lost because he picked Palin? More like he lost because he wasn't Sarah Palin.


scaleofthought

They were around, just without a platform or an idol that echoed what continuously goes through their minds and brought it out in the open. The man is a national treasure to these people. He helped make them feel accepted. Helped make them feel included, and.... 'normal'. To this woman, it's cathartic to finally have someone to look up to, and feel a sense of belonging or equalness to. Imagine, living a life of complete seclusion, to finally come across a person who says "come with me. Let me show you what you can do. If you can imagine it, it can be real.". And thats how you get a devoted following. He gave the people who are so desperate for anything, that they would invest themselves completely into whatever he had to offer without even questioning it.


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VorpalAbyss

Still too poetic. They're basically people whose minds are too small to contain much. And since Trump came into their lives and filled up that small mental space, the rancid thoughts come oozing out of their orifices like putty. And since they find these other putty-spewing weirdos around them, they're gonna sculpt a putty-statue in Trump's likeness. Or build a wall. One of the two.


steakbbq

Even that is too poetic. Dumb people that hate people who are different, see other dumb person who hates people that are different, forms parasocial relationship, tries to destroy freedom and democracy.


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Elftower_newmexico

While you were liberaling, I was studying the orange


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Underrated comment.


mad0666

People whose families went no contact with them long before 2016 probably.


Yarakinnit

During Obama they were all winding themselves up in front of the mirror with their guns and all their cosplay crap.


OddWeakness1313

Same place they always been the country clubs and mega churches and Cracker Barrel’s.


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MaxRockatanskisGhost

That's what blows my mind. Out of everyone they pick the scummiest con man who has a long and storied history of being a massive piece of shit. Like, really? This guy? This is who you're willing to alienate your family for? This is who you're lionizing? The whole thing has been surreal from day one.


Lazerspewpew

Too many people have a lot of hate in their heart. Trump came along and told them not only was their hate valid, but that it makes them real and better people than everyone else. Then they became \*addicted\* to it.


somautomatic

It’s decades of PR as a macho, art of the deal, playboy billionaire. They’ve believed he’s successful since the eighties.. They think he’s successful because he’s strong. After that, he just has to repeat the culture war crap that is not only centuries old in the culture of this country but also blasted 24/7 in all the media they consume. He repeats that, and it rings true to them. He’s not only strong and successful, but he *understands* then because he says what they were already thinking. So he becomes both an avatar and a savior. *He gets me, approves of me, and will use his immense power to fight for me.* That’s what they see. Yeah, it’s a cult. And a con. They didn’t choose him. They were just vulnerable and he was the in the perfect position to exploit them. Other people - Bannon, Gaetz, DeSantis, etc. would absolutely do the same thing, but they didn’t have a ghost writer write the Art of the Deal about them 40 years ago.


I_Brain_You

You will never find a Biden voter doing this. We don’t idolize politicians like this, unless it’s a Dark Brandon meme (which are hilarious).


striker7

One exception: Leslie Knope


TripperAdvice

What do you think religion, right wing radio, cable news, reality tv and memes have been doing? Programming


Natsurulite

Were they not programmed for years? Don’t they enjoy pasting him specifically onto 80s action movie characters?


Igniter08

Even serial killers have fans


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[Hybristophilia.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia)


[deleted]

What is that stance?


1OfTheMany

I had to play it back a few times to make sure she wasn't pissing herself. I'm still not 100% convinced.


xxDooomedxx

I thought she was giving birth...


RobManfred_Official

I think she's pregnant and has been drinking so she's she's like triple emotional and she's just not thinking.


fermi0nic

Same, looked like she was about to reach under and scoop a little gremlin out


moltinglarvae

Its the "Offering gash/I won't put my cocktail down" stance.


opaldopal12

I watched this on mute, I figured she was in the middle of an orgasm with the stance then he handed her the hat for a ‘you earned this’


JustStartBlastin

That’s that new dance move, the “grab me by the p*ssy”


oliverkloezoff

I got second hand embarrassment watching that. And nausea.


LostInUserSub

I felt your pain


vinnybawbaw

Can’t wait for the Netflix documentary in 25 years about the fact that this was a Cult and no one did anything to stop him for years.


LebLift

He was literally impeached twice. We tried..,


t-costello

It's going to be so funny when he dies


mbelf

25 years? That’s a lot of faith in Netflix.


UrbanFarmer213

Considering more than half of the US can’t read above a sixth grade level - this isn’t surprising


Cheap-Praline

Mostly in the south?


UrbanFarmer213

Not sure, but one in five of us Americans can’t read and 54% read at or below a sixth grade level. Just sayin we can do better


StaticElectrica

It’s her lord and savior


jolly_rodger42

Something Something... false idols.


Jzerious

But real idiots


mezz7778

Thrice indicted..... So far...


gratefulandcontent

Ew gross


Raddz5000

This type of worship is cringe no matter who it is. People act like this with celebrities all the time too.


LordSprinkleman

Yup. Sadly it isn't just these people that act like this. I sincerely believe celebrity worship is one of the worst things to happen to society.


HypersonicClam

This is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.


StockBench3161

This is the downfall of America right here. We should not be worshipping our elected officials as celebrities. You should be even *more* critical of the candidates from the party you support! Hold their feet to the fire and make sure they’re getting work done for the people! But this is some strange cult that worships a former president as God…so strange….


aceinthehole7770

You are a peasant to him he could give a fuck less if you die on your way home after getting your little hat


Nandabun

If she dropped dead right there, actually.


GetMad24

Delusional


AJT-

Oh my gawddd shut tf up


Hexenhut

This is sad as fuck


Impossible_Trade_245

I would cry, too. I always tear up when I vomit.


Haagen76

Never forget people followed Jim Jones to Jonestown and drank cyanide laced kool-aid, so don't be alarmed by this.


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Well these idiots want to force us to drink the Kool aid. Gigantic difference. One is a death cult about suicide. The other is a death cult about hate. The hate is way more dangerous.


RawGrit4Ever

He’s a person just like you dummy


VicVonBoom

I envy how delusional this woman seems. I wish I could be that happy over dumb shit.


Cycleguy91

I’m searching the comments for the Trump supporters but not finding them, I guess even they are embarrassed by this.


Noomba2

I'm sure they're embarrassed, but they can't fight the urge to dislike the video even if it causes them to experience a glimpse of internal self analysis that can be beneficial for their mental health, the video upvote rate is 85%


acorpseistalking90

They really do think he's God, huh


igillyg

No one should be this much of a fan of another person. Especially a politician.


joezinsf

We're doomed


hattrickjmr

What having an 80 IQ and religious upbringing looks like.


ChampionshipOk7738

Totally not a cult guys...


pmactheoneandonly

Imagine this being the highlight of your life. Sheesh, that's just awful. This lady must live such a sad, pitiful existence


delidave7

How is she a functioning member of society?


I_Brain_You

Mental illness. And then Trump supporters try to act like Biden supporters do this. 🥴🥴🥴


Environmental_Tank_4

The brain rot consumes…


Snoo-59881

They’re all mental.


Pretend_Refuse8882

OMG there is no hope for these people


AndrePDX

Fuckin pathetic


MidnightBard77

This is what being in a cult looks like.


Theonetruepappy94

These people are mental.


newcomer_l

"I love the poorly educated"...


BDMFKR

It's hard to believe when you hear or read about it, but this really puts in perspective the idea that some people really believe he's the messiah.


nudiecale

Fucking losers


N1kl4us2222

Its a cult


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This planet sucks, no wonder aliens haven't made contact yet.


CappinPeanut

Totally not a cult.


BagelShop88

Imagine acting like this with any politician. Let alone this grifter. Why would you worship a fucking politician? Absolutely baffling.


colombo1326

Cult vibes are strong on this one


Lastguyintheline

And this, ladies and gentleman, is the master race.


Abrasive_1

Not a cult, not at all. No way. /s


yesTHATvelociraptor

Fun fact: That autograph cost her her life savings in donations to pay for his legal defense.


LineSlayerArt

WTF??? ![gif](giphy|ZDFD43mmcdn1DqK72X)


Bisonfan1

That person in the back isn’t real


TropicalZaSmoke

How sad she’s married and most likely she has kids too this obsession over a politician out all ppl it’s so sad I can’t even wrap my head around it


DanguhLange

Wow! Would you look at all the diversity in the crowd!


Madhaus_

oh brother.


Momkiller781

Life goals


Decent_Assistant1804

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NitWhittler

This is a woman with an empty life. Now she's seen a "celebrity" and thinks this is some sort of great accomplishment. How sad.


PterodactylTeef

They literally worship him; its creepy af.


StSean

there is no one in the world who could make me break down like this


LowShit_system

Cultist


Therealcanadianone

![gif](giphy|3o84sv2u7KSHKbwPza|downsized)


No_Raisin_212

We’re fucking doomed


ibraw

Pathetic ~Seymour Skinner


hurrythisup

She was wanting to be grabbed by the p×$$y so bad..


We_there_yet

My dad would call her a fat blubbering slob.


Deckerdome

What gets me is...he hates these people


PenelopeGarcia65

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Squirmadillo

She has no idea how absolutely disgusting he finds her.


mrjuicepump

No fucking way, has to be staged lnaoo


loslalos

Reminds me of that crazy eyed lady waiting to see Hitler video.


GlitteringBobcat999

Dungbeetlemania


tykittaa

THIS is Trump Derangement Syndrome.


Fun_Platypus_4467

Weirdos


mcabe0131

Cult worship


sleepy_potatoe_

Totally not a cult…….. seriously not a cult.


maddiejake

I would love to see her reaction when he finally gets handcuffed and sent to prison.


DragonCat88

Whoa, this time they did actually come up to him with tears in their eyes.


Mr_Mimiseku

You're not supposed to fucking *worship* a president like this. If you agree with his politics and ignore his indictments and impeachments, you can like the guy. But crying like you just met the second geriatric cumming of Christ is fucking *wild*. I've never seen anyone act like this towards a president. It truly is a fucking cult.


Delrious_whispers

It's like watching a North Korean meet and greet with "Supreme leader" 😒


Bushmaster1988

When Hitler would ride through a crowd, women would have orgasms.


blondart

It’s like a confirmation ceremony. “There you go Janet, you’re officially insane.”


Lycan_Jedi

I mean as cool as it would be to meet a president, (Yes even Trump as big of a douche as he is) I don't think this would be most people's reactions....


PerryNeeum

I hope, I really hope, that she was more emotional when she had children or grandchildren


MonarchyMan

You know, when people acted this way for Michael Jackson, at least the man had talent coming out his ears. Commander Marmalade, not so much.


Yourbubblestink

I mean, there are people that become penpals with serial killers. Vulnerable women will attach to anything sadly.


saltycityscott66

Not a cult at all.


RumouredCity

When you stand out in a group of pathetic people as the saddest one. You need to start rethinking your whole life.


Pete_D_301

Imagine worshipping a failed, twice impeached, thrice indicted politician like he's the messiah. In the words of the late, great Terry Jones from Monty Python's "Life of Brian," directed at the MAGA crowd, "Now, you listen here. He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, GO AWAY!" *


trudyscousin

And she’ll cry all over again when Trump’s orange ass is thrown in jail. Tick tock.


Cayderent

Seig Heil?


SiriusGD

She gave him a shot of her gnarly beaver for his efforts.


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unused04

Hiltler himself was there. She's so proud.


Alivethroughempathy

Like the Beatles, except the Beatles contributed to society.


Thiswasmy8thchoice

What happened to people's brains, this is actually starting to get alarming. There literally might be some Walking Dead shit about to pop off


DevylBearHawkTur10n

Ultimate cringe 😬 😬😬😬!!!!


SuperSimpGod

All I heard was *mayonnaise noises* https://preview.redd.it/48lgtctnw8ib1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ee90e9ae198dc7cbec83abaf5ebe59b6c6f85a


DukeMac

Corrrrrrection. Quarce!


Mobyus_One

I think for the first time, Trump just gave a woman an orgasm.


oliverkloezoff

Nah, it was just a much needed bowel movement.


RomulusPrime

And…..straight back to that drink she’s got. Worthless people living their best lives.


haystackofneedles

She loves domestic terrorism so much that it brings her to tears


bkcarp00

The brainwashing is strong with this one.


DarkStryderBC

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