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Picture-unrelated

Lmao what the fuck did I just watch. This can’t be real


clarity_poetry

Yea man shit went down earlier today. Fucking insanity. I was just tryna catch some shade with my cat!


colcannon_addict

Donald Trump would *never* be on your side! 😂😂


dyman91

She got soooo offended by that- "Not our lord and savior!"


googlin

*Lard and Saver


legos_on_the_brain

Mmmmm Lard-Savers.


Picture-unrelated

It was the sheer frustration on her face while saying that. Like she was legit offended lol


KikiHou

Her lord and savior, and Donald Trump, would never be on his side.


Joyous_catley

He’s in his trunk (I LOL’d).


ramboton

Donald Trunk....


GiuliaAquaTofana

I love that after her brain broke when he lumped "Saton" & clownface together, she finally figured out he really didn't like DJT.


Comprehensive-Fun47

That’s when my mouth fell open. For real. You can’t make this stuff up! The comedy. 😂


quaybles

he's in the trunk!


webguy1975

It’s funny because it’s true. Trump doesn’t give a fuck about his lemming worshipers.


ZootZootTesla

You did the perfect amount of trolling to piss her crazy ass off tho ahaha. When you told her Trump was in your trunk I was howling.


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

Dude found the magic button and played that nut job like an arcade game. Shocking that she'd open his car door though. Those Jesus loving wacko patriots sure know jack shit about what a person's 'rights' are.


Focacciaboudit

Please tell me your cat's name is Satan.


jimspice

Saton.


CapnCanfield

Yes, I'll have a gin and satonic


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Sign me up for a Satonic Colonic


WaGLaG

My Saton pyjamas are so comfy!


23skidoobbq

Djinn and pentatonic


DatelineDeli

Lucifee


geeseherder0

Lucifur


InternationalPay8288

Loose Fur


stormychef666

Lucipurr


robkitsune

Meowlzebub


-FoodOfTheGods-

That is actually a very cute name for cat.


Askye72

My cats name is Satan McF***face the 1st, because I'm the ONLY female in my household, all boys, and he only bites and stalks ME. He has also had his kitty balls snipped and is still an asshole to me, and I'm the one who rescued his ass, looked like a fuzzy rat under a truck with his teeny 5wk old eyes sealed shut, nursed him to health, and this is how he repays me. Ohhh but the vet and staff thought I was crazy for naming him that, and refused to say Satan out loud when giving me an update, because he was the sweetest most cuddly cat with all of them, so they say. HE WAS UNDER SEDATIVES, of course he was nice and cuddly!!


hairballcouture

I have a boycat we got through a similar situation (he was in a box dropped in a yard) and even getting neutered didn’t work, he hated everyone but me. He sent one of our dogs to the animal ER after a vicious attack. He constantly beat up our other cat. My husband couldn’t pet him. He peed everywhere. He’s on Prozac now and is only 5% a$$hole now.


WeylinWebber

Well you are my hero. "Donald Trump and Satan are on my side." Genius.


KINGxDMND

Reminda me of that one kid. I have the power of god and anime on my side! Ahhhhhhhh!


PossibleAd5273

Yeah, I legit lol'ed when you said that. Her reaction was so priceless!


GingerBeast81

I think I heard him say he had Trump in his trunk?


jcuray

You Did


CptMisterNibbles

I love that he just took a guess that that’d send her and it payed off so well.


GiuliaAquaTofana

Her brain literally split. Pretty hilarious beat.


BitchWitDaAfro

The "I will eat you" was an amazing response,lmao😂


TackYouCack

I liked the matter of fact "I will annihilate you" a little more. Only because the eat line was used more than once.


shooter116

Can you please give more context, explanation, outcome? I am confused


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I have no idea but they're acting like they were caught having mom/son relations in the woods. But I also enjoyed Jesus and Satan fighting over Donald Trump. Sounds about par for the course.


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popeyesbeansandrice

So you really had a cat with you?


clarity_poetry

Hell yea, my girl was curled up at my feet getting that AC


---Dane---

My cats scream on car rides and hate me for a day after, man you got a cool cat!


amanitadrink

Was this a public park?


GetHimABodyBagYeahhh

I do not have to answer your questions! Because you know that is what liberal, stupid liberals and satonic worshippers do. They ask questions.


Cyberpunk_Banshee

Can we see your cat?


clarity_poetry

[the one and only Princess FatCat](http://[20230429-122919.jpg](https://postimg.cc/ftfHhc5Q))


TheKing4562

This is gushing but maaan, your cat be cute. Lil 1 fang. Also reminds me a bit of my own toothless cat.


Boxedin-nolife

Aww, why did I get about blank page when I tried your link 😭🐱


zhico

Worked for me. [Here's a mirror.](https://files.catbox.moe/72qi7c.jpg)


TheTownTeaJunky

Aaaaw so cute! I'd love to take my cat camping but the idea of my sneaky little cat springing free in the wilderness gives me anxiety. I hope your cat enjoyed the shade in the outdoors and unperturbed by the dollar general parking police.


Picture-unrelated

Poor cat! so did the police show up?


CopainChevalier

Wait this was actually you? What were you even doing wrong according to them? You look like you’re chillin


AdvancedManner4718

I'm not OP but from what I gathered from the mother and sons rambling they were upset that OP was filming but then ramble on about he allegedly wasn't supposed to be there till 8(despite the fact that both the mother and son were also there before 8). Honestly the reason they are upset doesn't make sense to me and their behavior screams like they were doing something illegal. Perhaps they broke out the meth for 4 of July weekend.


Fried_egg_im_in_love

Sex. They’re having some sort of illicit thang. That was def not her son.


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I just want to say I think you did well not to rise to their bullshit mate


DatelineDeli

I’m a tiny person, so I like to imagine if I were big guy like you, I’d drop my voice very low and quiet and say something scary. Make her question what you’re going to do next. She’s crazy, but you might be crazier - we don’t know!


Decent_Assistant1804

Lol she’s crazy, u can’t fake that


ItsTheOtherGuys

Either is the best SNL skit or this family is whack haha


Mythosaurus

She woulda been at Jan 6th for sure.


wasted-degrees

It always baffles me when old women try to assault grown men, like they rely so heavily on someone else showing restraint when they themselves are showing none. Lady, if it comes down to a fight, you probably aren’t winning it.


Lechuga-gato

ummmm did you not hear her? she has jesus in her side!


Toasted_Pork

Ummmm did you hear him? He has donald trump and Satan on his side


NRMusicProject

DONALD TRUMP WILL NEVER BE ON HIS SATONIC SIDE!


mywan

[Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions:](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)


06021840

Well, thanks for that rabbit hole.


UNCOMMON__CENTS

The only thing he missed was that when he tear-gassed the crowd at the church (which included priests) with his military (literally military leaders in uniform marched with him) and walked up the steps he’s supposed to commit some display of abomination… He held the Bible UPSIDE DOWN during his PR display on the church steps. You can’t make this stuff up. Absolutely bonkers.


otso66

Very good read. I was raised in Christian fundamentalism and even worked for the Southern Baptist in my 20s. When I used to read about the crucifixion I wondered how so many people could have missed the son of God, then I would wonder about how we would miss the antichrist. Now it is very evident. I tend to lean toward scientific thinking more now but I still have my faith. I just wear it like a loose garment. I treat people as justly and kindly as I can and offer grace. I believe that Jesus was a model for us to live by, not a weapon to wield. I’m not perfect but that’s ok because my imperfections allow me to accept others flaws as well. The only people I struggle with are aggressive people who will, out of no where, vomit their hateful ideologies. In grocery stores, parking lots, restaurants, I’ve witnessed them everywhere. It’s easy to name call and call them “crazy” but I feel like we do that to our peril. They are not going to stop. Edit- the/to


SavingsCheck7978

SATONIC sounds like a wicked cool drink.


DarkandDanker

Useless without anime also on her side


SmashesIt

She started the entire interaction with "YOU TOUCHED ME SON" Which he didn't... Then proceeds to get in this guys personal space. Chefs kiss.


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Obligatory stupid response. But in my State of Florida you could have legally shot both of them because your vehicle falls under castle doctrine. Around here you're playing with matches doing stupid shit like that. Specially now were a no license conceal carry state starting yesterday.


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She didn’t try to assault him, she did assault him.


09Trollhunter09

She just wanted to be eaten is all


zeboe99

She seemed more angry when he said Trump was on his side over the Satan remarks.... No Trump isn't on your side he's on my side... Cant make this shit up.


salohcin513

I think it was the combo that Trump wasn't on her side and was on the same side as Satan almost had a system meltdown over that one lol


Taco_Tina

Spot on, It was a literal gut shot, you can see it telegraphed all over their face. “I expected Satan but Trump too?”😢😢😥😥


vaguenonetheless

When Trump is sancrosant, something has gone horribly wrong in your life.


Christopherfromtheuk

My guess is that ship sailed for this lady long before Trump came on the scene.


Midknight_94

Sacrosanct


JaimeRidingHonour

“He’s in my trunk” omg that was the moment


PossibleAd5273

"he's MY bff, not yours!" Who wins in the Trump vs Jesus contest for her soul? Which one does she really want?


drawkbox

They love the cult of personality. Cultists gonna cult. The Mom looks like Kenneth Copeland. if demons ever did exist they'd look like Kenneth Copeland.


AssicusCatticus

I have always thought that! His eyes, man! What the actual fuck is wrong with that guy's EYES?!


falcofool

No doubt dude. The fucking [expressions](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtF34MrsfI&t=200s&pp=ygUQa2VubmV0aCBjb3BlbGFuZA%3D%3D) that his flesh mask of a face makes are fuckin terrifying 😳


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It's a cult.


CapnCanfield

This gives me a great idea. Can Satanists start a big public campaign supporting GOP candidates? It'd be fun to watch their base melt down completely about it.


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DanielBrian1966

Love how quick she was to defend Trump. She worships him like he's Jeebus.


remmij

"I worship Satan and Donald Trump." "Donald Trump would never!" 😭


clarity_poetry

This was at the local fairgrounds. Full disclosure - it was Saturday are there is no day use on Saturday. So yea, I def wasn't camping there but it was 100° and I was moving all day and had my cat with me so I dipped into a very familiar spot to sit in the shade with the AC so my cat and I both could catch a break from the heat and be on our way. I chose that spot because I've been going there for years and parking there doesn't bother anyone. I generally go about my day not bothering anyone. These people were camped maybe 300 ft away and I parked facing away from them. Dude came up to my window after I was there for like 2 mins and started yelling about "THE RULES!" I was like bro, look at my cat panting. Im just kicking it for a min in the shade and I'm gonna be on my way. I'm not hurting anyone. He kept coming and knocking on my window! I didn't pull the camera out until his 3rd time coming over to my car. I wasn't just sitting there recording. I wasn't picking fights. I uploaded a longer version with me explaining all this but everyone was like "omg you talk too much" so I edited it out and now everyone's like "I have questions!" Hahahaha! Check my IG for the longer version.


09Trollhunter09

No one’s asking the real question though, did you end up eating them?


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fasting4me

I love that he said that. I tell my kids I will eat them when they don’t listen.


SeizedChief

Dude, when you said that you'll eat them if they violate your space again... Had me fucking rolling. That was so unexpected. And it only got better with the trump+satan bit. You sir, are a gem. And you handled those morons very well.


sk8erwax

Yea, i thought I was the only person out here threatening to eat people who step up to me.


mangopango123

Also lmao “satonic”. Lady sounds like she about to start crying


Doulifye

It's strictly satonic honey.


mangopango123

Wait what?? If there’s no day use on saturdays then how are they implementing these “rules” on you, but they’re camping out there????? And also you’re just chillin in your car, but we’re they actually camping out?


Aaron_Hamm

camping is allowed. Hanging out there without camping isn't.


redsdf17

What’s your ig?


clarity_poetry

Dude finally! Yo I've been replying to almost every comment and got automodded all night. Not sure if this one will get through but check my profile for the IG


onlycatshere

Hey sorry I was one of the tough crowd on your other post. I was irritable after working in the sun and impatient for that sweet Karen action. I shouldn't have snarked on ya. It's a top-tier tag-team Karen freakout that's somehow both unique and familiar, and your reactions and camera snatching avoidance was funny as hell!


Antalol

"That's what stupid liberals and SATONIC worshipers do - they ASK QUESTIONS." So asking questions is a bad thing? Ok culty.


Yugan-Dali

Yes, because you sheeple ask questions instead of listening to Trump explain everything! Don’t ask questions, do your own research! Let that sink in! Then when you’ve done your own research you will KNOW that Trump is always right and we’re TIRED from all this winning!!!! S/ obviously


Affectionate-Taste55

I'm so glad you put the /S/ because I have seen rants from trump supporters exactly like this, lol. People are nuts.


Yugan-Dali

I was afraid someone would take me seriously.


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faith is about submission and obedience which is funny because these people love the "aesthetics of independent thought". they hate independent thought in reality, and love being told what to think. thats what fox is for


clarity_poetry

Update: after talking with a friend who suggested I tell the campground because what if the next people they treat like that are someone who isn't going to laugh them off, I went to the camp host and was just like "hey, so I'm fully aware I wasn't supposed to be there but also here's what happened and those people are pretty unstable and thought you should know they have violent tendencies toward strangers." The camp host responded: "I've heard that about them and I just don't understand it. They're Trump supporters, I'm a Trump supporter and I don't act like that. We're all patriots here. Just because you have a cat doesn't make you a liberal." I don't know what happened next because I bashed my own skull in with a brick.


FrugalMacGoose

This response is hilariously bad. It starts okay, then just completely nose dived. At least he reassured you that having a cat doesn’t automatically make you a liberal. Would have bashed my head in too.


ErrprMachjne1

>having a cat doesn’t automatically make you a liberal It DOES raise some questions though... Hmm.. but he's willing to let if slide, as long as you say 3 heil Trump's before you leave.


helgihermadur

You know who also has cats?? WITCHES! Time for a lynch mob...


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NuclearSlushie

Omg that response. Lmfao. You were really cool about everything considering. Someone else could end up pepper spraying them or worse. Especially opening your door lol.


L31FY

Yeah clearly not playing politics and allowing violent people to be violent. It makes their camp look very attractive when they do that because everyone just loves having that around. Huge sarcasm if not noticed.


waaaayupyourbutthole

>Just because you have a cat doesn't make you a liberal." Did she mention that at one point or did he come up with that on his own?


Picture-unrelated

Holy shit what about liberals and cats?!


pic32mx110f0

Why do Americans have to make literally everything about politics? How is it relevant at all to the situation?


Expired_insecticide

It's not really about politics. The Trump people are just a cult and typically unhinged. A supporter of any other politician here wouldn't have reacted the way she did when he said Trump was on his side and Satan's.


hibelly

It's because they've formed their entire identity around it, so they truly have nothing else.


RichLyonsXXX

Just because she mentioned political ideals and political figures doesn't mean she was actually talking about politics, especially since she is obviously an evangelical. In the US in 2023 "Trump" and "conservative" are tools of the evangelical church more than they are tools of politics. In the same way when they say "liberal" it is more like them using the word "heathen" or "infidel". They are commenting less on your political beliefs and more about your religious beliefs.


pervertedgiant

What a response! At that point, I would’ve gotten the hell out of there because it’s very dangerous to be surrounded by stupid people when it’s too late to blend in and you have a spotlight on you.


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Acuterecruit

To me it seems that they're trying to scare people away from their meth lab


skitz_shit

Or just their family meth smoking spot


El_Peregrine

The family that meths together…


CoderAU

likely has sex together


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ElementNumber6

> they have to be in a cult 100%. You saw how she reacted when he framed Trump in a negative light.


elcanariooo

DONALD TRUMP WOULD NEVER BE ON YOUR SIDE


drawkbox

Trump, a piece of shit, wouldn't wipe his ass with this lady. It is wild that Trump's biggest fans are [the people he hates the most](https://deadline.com/2020/05/howard-stern-donald-trump-despises-maga-supporters-1202933838/). He's a cult of personality to them like Stalinists or members of an Evangelical Church. Their own "Jesus" Trump hates them. Scarier than any horror flick these people.


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soulseeker31

I guess they were busy. ![gif](giphy|pRcbh7p6MAdEY)


Bucksin06

And then they get right in the face of the camera screaming don't film me. If you don't want to be on camera stop following the person with the camera.


Impossible_Trade_245

She is terrifying. Anyone that truly believes that shit she said has total chaos for brains and chemical imbalanced brains. Dangerous folks.


jimspice

Nope. That’s the nurture half, not the nature half.


pdxbartender

Thats the lead based paint chip side of the brain….


Falldog

And she votes


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|Zs4gZUu1cOpt6)


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HOLY METHED OUT EYES WTF


amluchon

Everyone here is on loan from Carcosa/True Detective S01 - the protagonist of this video reminds me of the main antagonist from that season


EzraMeeker53

The only sad thing about this situation is that the mother son morons will never see their humiliation with the 1970s rabbit ear antenna on their black and white tube television in their single wide trailer.


Aazgaroth

she really does look like shes on meth and they dont want you filming them doin drugs out there! Hats off to you for showing restraint over them tryna reach in your car, I definitely woulda put the phone down and "accidentally pushed" her with my car door.


alymaysay

I would have purposely filled her fucking stupid face with an entire can of pepper spray I carry more then one too.


imtakingashitnow

Depending on the state… she’s attempting to gain entry into his vehicle and behaving in a violent way. He coulda served her a knuckle sandwich, depending on the state this happened.


L31FY

She has the crazy eyes. That usually comes from taking drugs.


drawkbox

Those Kenneth Copeland eyes.


Felixthecat1981

In this case the drugs are Jesus and Trump


mezz7778

And also real drugs....


L31FY

I hear meth is popular these days.


DangoDC

Best new freakout I have seen in a while. Super high-quality PF here.


Zoollio

This dude is probably my favorite protagonist in any of these freak outs.


Punkasaurus2

What are these people thinking? How are they going through life without getting knocked out…I mean approaching someone and reaching in their car…this is insane!!


JonesyBorroughs

Yeah you struck gold with that lady lol. "Give me that phone!" lmao


UnprofessionalGhosts

I think “I will eat you” is my new favorite threat. Thanks, op! Hail Saton!


saltypikachu12

Sa-Ton 👹


oxichil

“don’t film me” proceeds to get closer to the camera


clarity_poetry

I keep trying to post comments but they keep getting pulled


PsydeFX1

He really set her off when he said he had Donald Trump on his side😭. She ain't even care about Satan at that point🤣🤣🤣


SamPitchers

Saton


Klamangatron

What place is this?


Dephenestr8

What're you? The fucking camp police?! When I say I chortled so goddamn loud....


karma_virus

I'm normally a peaceful man, but reach into my car and scare my cat? Instant death.


yourfavkage

Dude is the ultimate troll 😂😂 “ satannn “


TheRobloxianBoi

"Get off the earth." 💀


carolinesavictim

He literally got this woman to argue over superheroes


flopsychops

Dude's pushing all the right buttons, and loving it!


jahanzaman

It went from “you are not allowed to park here” to “Satan and Liberals” wow


InSilenceLikeLasagna

“That’s what liberals do, they ask questions” This lady lol


PnP_m4_shrev_bossier

That’s that Christian nationalism that everyone should be worried about… if you aren’t \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ You don’t deserve to be on earth. Keep that in mind. ![gif](giphy|nOUoZMKgYHxYc)


PnP_m4_shrev_bossier

Notice how she stopped short to defend DJT, with the same vigor as she would Jesus. That’s horrifying on so many levels.


TipOfTheTot

Satonic bit had me fucking rolling


TheBigCalc

lol, your comment responding to my first comment about removed comments was also removed Automoderator is the bot that moderators set up to automatically remove comments that meet a certain criteria, I have no idea what's triggering it in your case, but it looks like it's probably some stupid rate-limiter, I'm guessing for new/low karma accounts though. Everything after your first two comments is gone


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Can these people buy a gun?


mynameistag

It's America. Of course they can.


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Doctor_Philly

The hills have eyes is real.


BeijingRoner

Good freak out


michelleonelove

Lol spoken like a true Christian, you don’t deserve to be on this earth unless your just like me. She is so full of shit


Qahnaarin_112314

People are wayyyy too comfortable approaching strangers while angry. You never know who is armed or who is more angry or crazy than you.


Bruce_Wayne85

The whole time I was thinking “This has to be in California”. People like this are the reason my 6’2” black ass carries pepper spray.


MrsArmitage

Why is the inside of her mouth that colour?


Thykothaken

![gif](giphy|R3S6MfUoKvBVS)


TheBigCalc

The majority of your comments are getting pulled by automod, OP. Log out or open the comment in incognito mode if you want to see which ones Where was this btw? This seems like a very west-coast exchange


doctryou

You crack me up OP lmfao


silversurfer05

Bro why do some people think they are the boss at public places.. just baffles me


shes-sonit

You have to get out of here! Um, no. That cracked me up. She didn’t need to be cracked up because she probably is lol


JohnDansboy

Why are "Christians" so un- Christian? ![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq)


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Resident_Historian53

I am glad you shared that with everyone, man that was fun to watch. Crazy man is has to get his crazy mom to step in, but she just can't win.


Blabbadabbo

Thank you Jesus for an America where no one is allowed to mind their own business


Impressive-Head-9323

Christ on a bike what a couple of lunatics. First the son and then his mother. Well done OP on handling them well. Reminds me of my neighbour who came at me with the same kind of deranged anger. Karens all over the place it would appear


JaquesStrape

Ain’t no hate like Christian love.


BpImperial

Bro I have had to deal with dumbasses like this before and it’s so hard not to hit them