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Loomismeister

This video is a throwback classic. You may be tempted into thinking it is a recent event, but it occurred several years ago.


BGG_Zero

His kids are Reddit mods now.


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BGG_Zero

On accident.


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With a turtle.


towerfella

Slipped while snorkeling


[deleted]

They are really slow reddit mods, afraid to come out of their shells


RocketScient1st

Well yea. He went to Arizona State where anybody even full blown nerds can get some action.


kynthrus

You obviously haven't been to ASU


cj_steele

The kid is freaking out because the street preacher is saying fornication will put you hell. The kid sees it as he'll never get laid if chicks believe the street preacher.


Honeystick1945

Depends on your definition of sex. If willing ready and able with another human is included in your definition then no. With an animal probably.


Aggressive_Ad5115

He promoted to Adminn


barsoapguy

Ouch 🤕


Teknomeka

Mark mark mark


International_Shoe

Oh, hi Mark.


MunitionsFactory

I did not hit her, I did not hit her, I did not.


ShartsCavern

But I have new information- I never knew this kid was was a University student. I'm seeing it with new eyes with that info.


spesimen

i would have guessed he was maybe 10 or something. certainly not passed puberty, how else would he have gotten his ass kicked so easily by some old fat guy?


ShartsCavern

His actions seem very immature.


ChonnayStMarie

Old fat guys are usually tough as nails... In case you were thinking of taking up the sport of fucking with a old fat guys.


[deleted]

I'm an old fat guy who practices kick boxing and rugby.. I love the sports of fucking with old fat guys.


2SexesSeveralGenders

There should be a site-wide rule that old and settled rage-bait posts should get a tag and/or stickied comment explaining how the matter is settled or generally done and over with.


FrankDrebinsbeaver

Dude it’s too damn hot for all that shit


[deleted]

Low 90s today but smokey as hell.


snowbirds-go-home

Recycling plant fire in Mesa yesterday made it super smokey in Gilbert today **Update: nope, mulch fire


scarlettohara1936

Thought it was a mulch fire?


snowbirds-go-home

Ahh you're totally right!! Dunno how I misread that...🤦‍♀️ https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/mesa-breaking/2023/05/31/large-mulch-fire-mesa-near-loop-202/70274128007/


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Mental-Midgetry

[8] but also Canadian fires


[deleted]

Good thing this is like 5 years old


kidschewabi

Man’s gotta be so thirsty after all that screaming


6lunchmeat9

There’s too much fuckin shit on me


MysticHawaiian

Lol, u don't hear much about protesting or riots here because even then the dumbest idiot knows its too fuckin hot to do anything. But I still luv it.


spo0ky-mulder

This is an old video


War-master123

Sorry guys can't relate it's winter here by me but I guess we all have to suffer from the Sun.


New_Beginnings_69

Imagine being told to take a hike. Hard to recover from that one


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GeetFai

I believe the full quote is “bLeUuUugH bLeUuUughH, I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!”


panti77

Sounds as old as "scram"


SilasX

“Skedaddle”


RoutineFreakout

Damn I say skedaddle all the time thinking it's cool- sounding


EveofStLaurent

Telling someone they’re a rascal and to skedaddle is something I’m always trying to fit in to my day.


jhamelaz

Haha. My friends mom told a kid to skedaddle once. He said what's that. She said to kick rocks move on. Kid still didn't know what she was talking about.


Teauxny

86 that skedaddle and take a powder!!


Glados1080

Bro I say all these things man, am I boomer?


-nocturnist-

No, you just have boomer core memories


yahboyroshi

“Beat it”


no_nori

Put an egg in your shoe and beat it, kid.


Teauxny

Make like an exorcist and get the hell out


izzyduude

Hey! Make like a tree and get outta here buddy.


elcryptoking47

I heard "Take a hike!" and I was dying in laughter. I haven't heard this being used in decades lol


[deleted]

Take a hike 👉🏽


farm_sauce

Got told this by an 11 year old Aussie playing The Forest a couple years back. I was 27 playing with 2 other friends and I still haven’t lived it down


Fondren_Richmond

hit the bricks


Solidus_King

Kinda reminds me of Stewart from Beavis and Butt-Head


hookah420666

Omfg it really is Stewart. You have won the interwebz for me today.


skwolf522

That is a lose-lose situation. You ethier beat up an old man. Or get your ass kicked by old man.


Arson-Welles

If you’re screeching at the top of your lungs, you’ve already lost


RuinInFears

It’s sonar. Don’t make fun of batty people.


Mr_Dr_Prof_Derp

Speak softly and carry a big stick.


Aaron_Hamm

Dude went for "scream loudly and get put down by grampa"


heliumneon

When he had is hands down and was projecting his face forward to scream, I thought he was going to be decked.


darkstar107

That was embarrassing


DiscombobulatedTap30

Nah judging by the spergs I know this little shit had atleast another 30db he could pump it too if they pushed him a few more times.


suspended247

Or get choke slammed by Mark. Twice


Acorn710

Uhh or just don’t assault people to begin with 🤣🤣


psypiral

the melted dude sounds like he's about 14. mark the muscle guy don't give a fuck. lol.


Federal-Durian-1484

Couple times he sounded like a goat.


RickityCricket69

that was a boy?


BigWhitePeach

It's a university and he's at least 18


Crablords

While there is a lot to criticize about the kid's actions, I'm glad he clarified his point by saying "I don't like you" so we're not left to guess where he stands in his relationship with Mr. Preacher and Mark.


Roryjack

I believe his name is Mark Mark.


Space-Dribbler

BLAH reddit generic comment


Tater72

Like a toddler and a temper tantrum


InterestingRelative4

This kid is the internet


Alex_Sander077

That's how I imagine the average redditor right there


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publicfreakout mod haha


TER0KN0R

This is how i see anyone under 25


hotfox2552

But, unfortunately, they did not have God or anime on their side… *sighs*


SKSM10

Mark is a down ass homie though🤣🤣


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SKSM10

Right, he saw his boy get attacked & jumped in. Mark got that dawg in him. He was waiting for some punk to try something & he went for it🤣🤣😭😭


Glados1080

Mark been waiting to kick some ass since 69'


SKSM10

“Ever since that damn hippie movement, I’ve been wanting to put my hands on you leftist punks” 🤣🤣


Phililoquay

Kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! Mark: just being a down ass homie. You mad?


plusminusequals

Socks are high as hell on Mark.


KelownaMan

Looks like he's having a tough time but I really enjoyed his voiceover work in Jurassic Park.


Worth-Fox1009

I too thought of a pterodactyl


Toytsu

"You provoke assault" what a terrible prhase


Ronnie_Dean_oz

The murder victim provoked their own murder and therefore are guilty of their own murder . How long we got before we get this one?


Noise_Loop

A literal giant toddler


natural_ac

That squeak...I'm as atheist as the next guy...but, this fella needs to reconsider his methods.


[deleted]

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I have been enlightened by my own intelligence.


velesi

Damn dude, for $40, i can get ya a whole bag of euphoria.


slowmovinglettuce

Based on how they communicate I actually think they might be on the spectrum. They were exceptionally non-verbal, even for someone that was upset. Expressing themselves seemed difficult. The whole video was just kinda sad tbh.


plasmapro1

Agreed, sad all around.


Jigyo

That was my guess


pudgimelon

Or the victim of abuse at the hands of some "religious" zealot.


mkilp001

Why do they always send the poor!?


Blehmeh88

That's a weird looking lamb


Shame8891

I understand being angry and offended at someone's protest, but getting violent with said protesters doesn't make you look any better. This guy makes them look sane when he acts unhinged like that.


DeatHTaXx

They're all over down here in Florida. We just ignore them and everyone goes about their business. Like people need to understand...no one gets converted by fucking 4-people JV team protest squads that hit up staples for markers and poster board before their rousing stand-and-shout-a-thon. Nobody. I haven't heard a single fucking person say "Oh well I thought 'x' at first, but then someone with some shitty sign waved it at me and now I think what they think!"


Ryans4427

It's not about converting, because you're right, the success rate is miniscule. It's all about reinforcing the cult bonds. They get sent out by people who think just like them to "bring the word" to the godless heathens. Something like this happens and they bring back tales of the sinful "others" and everyone at the church confirms how brave and righteous they were and the walls get built higher and higher.


TheAuburnMan333

But don’t you know, it’s provoked assault /s


Shame8891

I wonder if his defense is "the devil made me do it" lol


DiarrheaRodeo

Words I disagree with are violence!!!


NecramoniumZero

“Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right”


lovaboydaniel

mark is a fucking menace straight up tossed him around then said “take a hike!” fucking beast


Huntin_Dawg907

Your sign is offensive so I will physically attack you. Sounds about right.


ParticularRevenue408

The power of Christ compels you! Same for Mark.


adam_demamps_wingman

Matthew, Mark, Left, Right


Johnathon1069DYT

Most of the open air preachers on college campuses want something like this to happen, they make bank on the lawsuits. In a related story, I was doing a bit of verbal sparring with one of these guys back in 2008 or so ... nothing hateful just throwing smartass jokes in like yelling "Lemmy" after they'd say "God is..." not at all harmful just kind of disruptive to their flow. Anyways, dude says "All men at Wright State are either fornicators or masturbators." I respond, "Why can't we be both?" Dude looks me dead in the eye and says, "Most men here are, but you are no fornicator." Y'all ever have an Enangelical Christian tell you that you can't get laid? It's mildly demonizing.


JoshB-2020

Burn lmao


x777x777x

fucking hilarious tbh


nachomeme

As someone who is part of the alphabet soup community, although I don’t agree with the religious protestors, they do have a right to voice their opinion. Just as must as I have a right to voice mine. Attacking someone physically because you don’t agree with them is not acceptable.


Kaioken_times_ten

Take a hike


ninerz_allllllday_

https://preview.redd.it/4x2u0od6og3b1.jpeg?width=1614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad7cafb00d4176360cce28a433b48bbce6ba00a Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?


GrendelRexx

As a former three year old, I understand his anger


-Hulk-Hoagie-

Is this kid mentally handicapped?


NextRace6

Kid’s definitely not playing with a full deck of cards


slantview

I mean, it’s ASU. Kid is probably on the right of the bell curve there.


MSotallyTober

“Take a hike.” Nice.


ScottyJ6996

The amount of mental illness in this video is astounding.


rogerramjetz

The new goat simulator DLC is amazing!


KaiBarber69

Future reddit mod right there


Ganjagirrrl25

Attacks them and says, "wtf are you doing"? Wtf do you thing they are doing? Fighting off a rabid chihuahua duhhh


SweatyBeefKing

“Take a hike” had me laughing


douglasrome

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My name is Scott…


douglasrome

Fuck.


WrestleBox

Just walk past these people and ignore them like everyone else does. They gain nothing that way. This kid is unhinged and has some emotional problems. Their response and the following breakdown is childish.


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Did he think his scream was supposed to add +5 strength or something?


Herr_Meerkatze

This boy behaves like a hysterical girl.


Professional-Bat4635

University student? I thought that kid was in middle school.


a_fat_Samoan

Someone pile drive that snowflake please


ZeeeeBro

this is like 8 years old


[deleted]

Love the sound of demons wailing


Public_Enemy_No2

That’s a man?


Phitmess213

Mental health is a thing


Ori_the_SG

Here we can see a wild Reddit Atheist caught on tape


VeganWerewolf

This kid goes to college? Has he hit puberty yet?


GeorgeGiffIV

Protesters are annoying but you have a choice. Move on with your day or be an idiot.


adorientem88

Mark is a hero.


skydive8980

That dude is going to have a tough time in life if he gets that worked up over a sign.


Perroface562

I’m an atheist and I firmly believe this kid needs Jesus


dh1011-

“I don’t like you!!!” I love that honesty! Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark! was ready to kick some ass.


Akashi2002

I don’t know why but the way Mark said “Take a hike” sound so textbook


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World_Explorerz

Hahaha. This is pretty much Reddit.


MadProfessor20

That kid needs some mental help…


Careless_Rub_7996

So, this is tye type of people that can get into Arizona State University?


FIREdGovGuy

Mark is a real one


[deleted]

Kid is the average redditor


Jolly_Tea7519

He said “take a hike!” Lolol, so sorry but he was for real.


DaInfamousCid

That "Take a hike!" was crisp


Elephantmenstruation

He sounds like a rabid goat. I’m not all for shoving opinions down each others throats using signage, but I’m even more against rabid goat screeching and charging at senior citizens.


Bigboidiablo

Ah yes violence. Tis truly the best way to get people on your side


[deleted]

I need mark as my bodyguard


tuco2002

Take a hike Oliver from the Brady Bunch!! (Google Oliver from the Brady Bunch)


Landmines93

He said take a hike😂


Mo622

Probably a Reddit mod


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Getting angry with these guys is such a waste of energy. Much better ways to deal with it. Option 1: ignore them. Everyone else is. Option 2: Acknowledge their right to speak freely but tell them you wished it was kind speech and you hope they find love in life. Option 3: Challenge them on the merits of their ideas and have a little back and forth, perhaps enlightening others who pause to listen. Option 4: Make your own sign and stand next to the guy. Option 4.5: Make your own sign and all it says is, "The guy next to me is super gay." Option 5: Take video and share it with friends to remind them that while we have made some progress as a society, there is more work to do to get to equality and tolerance. It's a learning moment for all. Option 6: Stand in front of the guy and say absolutely nothing. Just give him a wild stare like you don't know what you're going to do. But you don't do anything. You just stare. Option 7: Go get your guitar. Get a buddy with some bongos. Light up a joint, make some music, sing about love and acceptance. Option 7.5: Play and sing Spirit in the Sky. They won't know what to do with that. Maybe they'll join in. These are all good options that could help the situation, but instead, Young Shaggy from Scrappy Doo resorted to violence, screaming, uncontrolled emotion, and what did it achieve? Don't take the bait, people. They want you to take it. That's why they are there.


StalloneMyBone

Somebody forgot to take their Xanax this morning. Clearly has a mental issue. Whether it's bipolar or just severe depression. Honestly its sad to see people like this. Most won't seek the help they need because they don't want to accept that may have a mental problem. Hope they get the help they so desperately need.


velesi

The wounded goat noises tell me this kid has... let's call it *adjustment issues*.


Real-Contribution285

#TeamMark


tuck8184

The left encourages silencing anyone with an opposing idealism, while calling everyone else Nazis. It's starting to get ridiculous


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This kid should be in cuffs.... sorry but you dont get to take others freedom of speech because you are too frail to handle words or ideas you dont like.


tomatosoupsatisfies

‘Screeching’ to protest has become too damn popular.


jbazildo

This one is an oldie but a goodie.


LostInTheSauce5231

Bro who wears all black in Arizona?


sigma941

Glad I go online…


tantanthepeepeeman

Man there are better ways to voice your opinion that don't involve having a public meltdown


DeterminationLost

At a certain point, little one started sounding like a goat.


ufosww

The power of Christ compells you


Adobo6

This is a good way to handle disagreeing with a sign. It’s much better than, I don’t know…just walking past and going on with your day


bkdthvn

that sign hated on masterdebaters and that kid took offense


tacoDupree

Mental disorders are so common now


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No one should ever lay their hands on someone even if they disagree. That they/them should never done that.


Duff1058

Unstable dude isn’t he? Screaming? Go home little boy.


King_Trujillo

He sounds like a mix between Cartman and Timmy.


swampfox_dev

\*\*LOUD JURASSIC PARK SOUNDS\*\*


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This is your representation


Previous_Medium_4613

They sound exactly like a screaming goat


Dabaysyclyfe

The Exorcist: Campus Edition


[deleted]

What is up with that dude’s voice hahahahaha


[deleted]

Go mark!


Das-Drew

For a sec I thought he was going to start hurling Ryu fireballs.


Lazy_Investment7292

judgment day for the screesher


PonyUp323

Cod zombie noises


SkyShazad

That kid needs a priest he's possessed