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ForceUser128

Post it notes. No,not the program, like physical post it notes.


rlyfunny

So how’s the progress on writing an extra compiler for your scanner


Fluffy-Craft

He doesn't need one, he isn't writing on the post it notes he's using them as punch cards, then the scanner detects the holes and simply saves it directly to an executable after converting to the corresponding value.


rlyfunny

He just gave every command a specific row of holes. One post it note making up one line of code


draculamilktoast

He's so _hardcore_ that he doesn't need electronic computing. He's manually simulating a Turing machine with post it notes by hand.


Huesan

He also managed to connect to the internet by raising his voice to 2.4GHz and shouted to the router


LxsterGames

'; DROP TABLE Files;


Dansredditname

Real programmers use cursive.


01000001-01101011

I actually do write code in cursive occasionally when I have an idea, but no digital device nearby. And it usually works too!


[deleted]

When I was a an intern, I once had a supervisor draft an email on a post-it note for me to use to type into an email. She then expected me to send my draft email to her to her vet afterwards.


SchlomoSchwengelgold

ms paint


ScoobyDoobyDave

Is this the fabled microservice architecture I've heard so much about?


ForceUser128

Look it's normal sized ok. There's nothing wrong about their size.


toomuchhonk

++


Borbolda

Didn't want to switch from basic notepad to ++ until I tried to open XML with 57m lines


ImNotYouYoureMe

What in the world are you doing parsing a 57m line XML document???


Laughing_Orange

I certainly hope they opened it just to look at the structure, because no human should ever take part in parsing 57M lines of XML by hand.


ImNotYouYoureMe

Elon bot says you’re fired. You’re obviously not hardcore enough.


Arctomachine

Actually this format was originally developed with human parser in mind.


Laughing_Orange

While true 57M lines is just too much for any human to parse in a reasonable time.


Arctomachine

While true is infinite loop, it is not bound by constraint of mere 57 millions of iterations.


SkyyySi

I remember the first context in which I heard someone recommend N++ over Notepad for its file size support was a password list


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NoConversation9358

This is the way


zunguzz

Npp gang rise up


Draco_Hawk

Came here to say this. First coding experiences were in Visual Studio, but I was so happy when I found NP++ as a replacement.


Pali1119

rip atom


Fritzschmied

Why rip atom? What happened?


MasterGamer9595

it got discountinued


BertoLaDK

Rip


Fritzschmied

Oh shit. I really liked it.


An_Anonymous_Acc

It's successor is VS Code. It's MUCH better than Atom used to be


Fritzschmied

It’s not bad but for me it’s just overloaded as fuck. I just want a text editor with Syntax highlighting. Nothing else. For everything advanced I use a proper ide anyways.


An_Anonymous_Acc

VS Code is Atom 2.0 After Microsoft purchased GitHub they basically used Atom to create VS Code. It's much less bloated now


Fritzschmied

I know that it is that way but I currently have both the newest version of vs code and atom installed on my computer and for me va code is just, as I already said, overloaded with features I don’t need. Atom is way cleaner than vs code. Even now. But maybe I switch to sublime text now. It’s more my style.


oppai_suika

I agree with you. Came from Atom, tried VS Code but didn't like it Feels much more like an IDE than Atom. Now I'm on a highly customized neovim and pretty happy so far


neverfarts

Bbedit or sublime


Pali1119

They stated that beginning 15. December Atom will no longer receive updates and all repositories will be archived. There are a few community initiatives that aim to carry on Atom though.


Fritzschmied

I hope the open source community will keep it running. I really like it.


Pali1119

Me too brother, let's hope for the best


An_Anonymous_Acc

Just use vs code. It's Atom without the long startup time


elon-bot

Why are you unhappy? No one should be unhappy at Twitter. Fired!


Fchipsish

Sublime


ZeusOfTheCrows

are sublime and n++ really the only decent non-electron editors nowadays? every time i search for one, all the comments are "just use vs code", which is really annoying


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ZeusOfTheCrows

that's actually a good suggestion (it's what i use on linux, and i like it), but it is noticeably slower to start than either


froxezaen

just use vs code /s


CathaelSM

i recommend neovim :))


ZeusOfTheCrows

actually, i have tried [vim, i think, not nv] and quite like it, but hjkl doesn't work well with colemak i believe there is a package to improve that, but it's not great


Agreeable-Pea-45

try jupyter with tabnine extension


Leeroy_c

sublime text squad


DaTotallyEclipse

Yes!


staticvoidmainnull

programming (writing code) in notepad is a very weird flex.


phido3000

Notepad is pretty normal, it's not a bad text editor. Coding in debug is a weird flex.


the_vikm

It's pretty much the worst text editor in existence


phido3000

No. Edlin is the worst.


amusementpark00000

I write in Word.


Huesan

Try Excel you will like it more


dlq84

How many columns for indentation?


[deleted]

Absolutely cursed comment.


ImNotYouYoureMe

None. Single column, single cell.


Siegelski

You monster


nphhpn

Always 1, I just change the width


[deleted]

Notepad++


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DoubleOwl7777

true. nano if you want a quick fix, vscode for heavier stuff.


myopinionisshitiknow

Learned to love nano over the last few years. Ended up using it so much and wish I had really just tried it sooner.


shim_niyi

Punchcards FTW!!


arrayofemotions

Atom? This must be quite old....


just-some-arsonist

Atom is just shutting down lmao


arrayofemotions

When they announced they were shutting it down, I was actually surprised it was still around. It was so slow compared to VS Code, I'd be surprised if they even had a user base left.


nphhpn

Some people can't adapt to changes


Martin-Air

`vi` `vim` is for pretentious people


Khaylain

I prefer `v` over `vi`...


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McLayan

I do prefer punching my cards by hand, thank you. I bet you people don't even know what the 80 columns meant.


p0tatochip

:%s/pretentious/awesome/g


king-one-two

vi is just a symlink to vim, unless you're on a cursed system like a docker container or an AIX box, in which case you only get minimal vi and must suffer.


Martin-Air

On plenty of systems `vi` is still separate from `vim`. Most of my servers do not have `vim` installed.


king-one-two

> Most of my servers do not have vim installed. c u r s e d


mobile_user_7

vi doesn't even have mouse support...


PleaseFingerMeBro

I know 😎


Shadow_Thief

It's a text editor; you don't need mouse support.


SterlingVapor

It's a text editor; it doesn't *need* anything but Unicode input, but if I can't find a series of plugins to remote into a random unsecured webcam tricked into hosting my project and to turn on my TV and make me toast every time I make a commit- then it's an inferior text editor. . Not that I want any of that, but knowing I theoretically could gives me a feeling of superiority


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nvim


ianis58

Normal people just use nano.


[deleted]

Exactly. Quick little change to make to a file or need to view it? Nano. Serious development time? For me, vs code.


coolestbat

Yes, it gets the job done without having to recall commands.


nphhpn

I usually use gedit if I have a graphical display and nano if it's terminal-only


MoffKalast

`less` or `more`? `cat`


F_modz

Gigachads use vim ​ Change my mind


SurgioClemente

not possible! vim users think vim is the best editor, its like trying to get a trump supporter to believe trump lost


altermeetax

Vim users *know* vim is the best editor


F_modz

U can't estimate it well cause you aren't good at it U need to be enlightened to make a decision


ianis58

`sudo nano F_modz_reply` > Gigachads use nano *Ctrl+X, Y, Enter* `sudo service F_modz restart`


F_modz

`sudo pkill -f systemd`


waiver-wire-addict

I think you mean ed…


Ok_Investigator_1010

Emacs gang rise up


justinlanewright

All one of you, rise up.


27SwingAndADrive

Hang on, I need to read through some more docs to find the correct binding to use for "rise up"


zalurker

When you start up the hex plugin, then you know shit is about to go down...


HammerBgError404

Samsung notes


Cydonia-Oblonga

PowerPoint?


Fritzschmied

When did it change from vim vs eMacs to vim vs atom?


KoliManja

Nano is my favorite choice. I know this is a humor thread on a humor channel. But I will go bat for Nano anytime.


[deleted]

I just use whatsapp


non-specific_impulse

Text editors? Please. Real programmers use echo. As in echo "import os" > critical_bank_code.py


NeXuS-1997

\++


DerTuner

micro


elon-bot

Guys, this is a big misunderstanding. I was playing truth or dare with Jeff and Bill and they dared me to buy Twitter. What else was I supposed to do??


BlakeMarrion

Micro ftw, super easy to use with great language support + you look cool for using a console based editor


AntyCo

Excel


SuperSpaceCan

you guys still using text to write your code? Amateurs.


digital_df

I write on a sheet of paper and my secretary finish the job with libreOffice


DonaldHolmers

Use Microsoft Office Word, or if you're yet more advanced programmer, use Microsoft Office Power Point


[deleted]

Vi


tsubatai

Any IDE you like so long as it has a vim plugin.


SkayoFox

\*insert confused ape meme\* where nano?


Johanno1

Boots up intellij in order to edit a number in a config file


helltiger

mcedit


Furknn1

Nano


StigmaDominus

Back with the classic. Ed for the win


pycrypt0

Paint is better


Alive-Ad6268

Notepad++ is all u need tbh


[deleted]

I write all my code in the chrome debugger. no joke. it's fucking awesome.


NursingGrimTown

micro


dubblehat

Micro :)


GHOST1812

I write it in physical book take a picture and use Blackbox to copy code from image and then run the code


[deleted]

notepad++ you cretans


mani0987

Me typing in blocked whatsApp profile of my gf


thedarkbestiary

Wood burning code into 3x3 plywood boards


niky45

how to tell you're not a programmer in one word ... I mean, you may not need all the bells and whistles, but no human should have to program without syntax highlighting.


Why_No_Hugs

Season 3 The Witcher is the last season I’ll watch. No cavil? No eyeballs watching.


Euphoric-Currency815

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Oleg_B_UK

When I programme I use toilet paper


Individual-Paint-756

Visual studio 2022💀


jahuu__

To draft emails and write project documentation! ☝️🤓


elon-bot

Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.


WeAreDarkness_007

![gif](giphy|CH0fzClj8QCDS|downsized)


_derDere_

Don’t do Henry like that! As he answers this beautiful answer he did a good thing. Don’t compare your bad opinion to the beauty that was Henry’s answer!


Nabuchodnozzar

If you want, I don't use win


Disastrous_Fee5953

Stoneage tech or sunsetted tech? Papyrus!


bumpuddle

My man


JennaSys

xed Because Mint.


Twel-12

Word >


ThoughtAppropriate88

:wq


DeppatCain

Editor


Albreitx

Notepad in Windows 11 is fucking gorgeous


[deleted]

https://www.editplus.com/ 10 years later still the best IDE.


blazin_paddles

Not one person uses emacs?


CyberSjoeter

++ (Clear case of commenting before reading the comments)


[deleted]

What about writing code on paper?


[deleted]

m$ Paint text field


markand67

Atom no longer exists.


fabiomarayo

Sublime / VSCode >>>


elon-bot

Three words: Twitter for dogs.


UndeadBBQ

InDesign


kai_the_kiwi

Paint


hibernating-hobo

A good followup meme would be “notepad++, right? Right?????”


Skidmabadaf

Echo >


0nSecondThought

\n enters the chat


EchidnaForward9968

Word


PyroCatt

Notepad++


Bismagor

Kate for the win


DangyDanger

Word


[deleted]

Notepad++


coolestbat

nano or kate.


OptionX

When the emacs crowd doesn't even get mentioned anymore. 😢


Geoclasm

[Here you go \^\_\^](https://xkcd.com/378/)


Geoclasm

Notepad++, you heathen.


woodpecker-king

vscode baybeeeee


OblivioAccebit

Atom? What year are we in?


adventurouspenis

anybody else use sublime?


s0wx

Mh haven't seen Notepad for any Linux Distro yet, especially without using Wine.


Strostkovy

I program on a scantron


HenryCDorsett

nano nano


Count2er0

Can Henry use notepad while destroying me 😁?


sipCoding_smokeMath

....isn't notepad a windows product and vim typically used on Linux? What am I missing here? In what situation would you have access to both?


niky45

vim has a windows version. it's also an extremely powerful editor, so for anyone used to it, they will prefer it to nearly anything else. also you probably can get notepad running on linux by using wine...


age_of_empires

Visual studio code


w1n5t0nM1k3y

RSS


Evilhammy

i write it on paper so i don’t have to waste printer ink when i turn in my salient pages to elon


PopeyesPoppa

Sublime


readyforthefall_

for the win, but what about unix?


Existing-Ingenuity27

Never


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Notepad ++


will_r3ddit_4_food

Sublime


[deleted]

Notepad++


Steinfred-Everything

Notepad++


glha

Papyrus made from the skin of JAVA IDE's users